- >Anonymous stood over his bed
- >Dick rock hard, standing over the 3 filly butts
- >He was thinking about which one to fuck first, when suddenly, a knock at the door
- >Wait, fucking seriously
- >Quickly throws something on to answer the door, hears the knock again
- "Coming!" he hollered, and then added "unlike me." under his breath as he peeked through the peep-hole
- >He saw the delivery man
- >Wait what?
- >Slowly opens the door, giving a quizzical expression to the man
- >The man stares at Anon for a second, and then busts out laughing
- "You- you- you actually did it! HAHAHA! I can't believe it!"
- >Anonymous was confused, and a bit shocked, that the delivery man was talking to him like this
- >Talking to him at all really
- "What-"
- "Don't play dumb, Anon. You've known what's been going on here for a while. Don't fucking play dumb."
- >Anonymous looked over the delivery man, with his weird ass eyes, and raised an eyebrow
- "I honestly don't-"
- >Just as he started to talk, Anon leaned back and flinched as the delivery man jumped forward, his arms coming forward and grabbing Anon's shoulders
- >His face came in and pressed against Anon's on the lips, locking them in a kiss
- >Anon froze
- >But as soon as he felt a little tongue action he backed away, pushing the man off
- "What the fuck man?!"
- >As he spoke, the delivery man had jumped inside the apartment and closed the outside door
- "Come on now, Anon. You're quiet the horn dog."
- "Yeah, but I'm not- you know- GAY."
- >The Delivery man rolls his eyes, before unbuttoning his shirt, and slowly taking it off
- >Anon couldn't help but watch, but backed up
- "who- what are you doing?! Get out of my house!?"
- >The man keeps stripping until he's just in his undies.
- >Anon's breathing pretty heavy as he reaches down and grasps the elastic
- >With one swift motion, the undies come down, but he doesn't see anything
- >Because the man just exploded into brown fur
- >He had transformed, almost instantly, into a long, serpentine creature
- >The horned creature smiled at Anon, who held his mouth open mortified
- "BOO!"
- >Anon screamed and fell down on his ass
- >Discord laughed
- >Anon just panted, staring up at this horrible thing
- >Discord floated in the air, laughing
- "Priceless! I thought you'd seen this coming."
- >Anon shook his head furiously
- "Well then, let me explain it to you, you ignorant American."
- >With a giggle, Discord cleared his throat, and spoke in a boring voice
- "I made those sex toys. I made the part of the website, I was the delivery man."
- >Anon nodded, that made sense enough
- "Why you ask? Chaos; that's why. Do I really need any more reason?"
- >Anon shook his head slowly, now that the initial shock had subsided.
- >It was silent for as second, Anon and Discord just staring at each other
- >Discord clacked his claws and sighed
- "Well then... we might as well just get to it then."
- >He reached down with his lion hand
- >And rubbed his fur for a few seconds
- >When a massive pink schlong flopped out and hung down
- >Anon gasped, Discord smiled
- >It was quiet for a second, with Anon just staring at the Draconequus dick
- >Anon looked up at Discord's face, who stared down with a strange, feral expression
- >Anon looked back down at the dick, then back up at Discord
- >He then pointed a finger at Discord's prick, then back to himself
- >Discord nodded
- >Anon blinked
- >Then got up and ran to his room, screaming like a madman
- >Anonymous quickly closed the door behind him, stepping back slowly
- >He jumped when he saw something shimmy beneath the door
- >Discord had flattened himself
- >Once he slide back up into the air, his prick wobbled from the motion, making a "poing-poing" sound one would normally hear from a door-stopper
- >Backing up, Discord charged forward and knocked Anon on his bed, grasping at him
- >Anon kicked and screamed, trying to fight back
- >But due to Discord's strange body-shape, his head was high above the squirming human
- >Anon cried out, grabbing pillows and throwing them at Discord's head, all while trying to kick and punch him off
- >After this short battle, Discord floated in proper rape position, with one of Anon's legs in each of his misshaped hands
- >Anon's eyes went wide as he looked down and saw Discord's cock, which Discord had thoughtfully placed on Anon
- >It went down to about his belly button, just flopped there
- "Je-Jesus Christ!" Anon said aloud, partially in a call for help and partially at surprise at the big huge dick covering his groin and lower stomach
- >Discord laughed
- "Don't you mean "Celestia! Please sit on my face Celestia!", Anon?"
- >Anon was mortified
- "You- you know about th-"
- "Of course I do! I made the magic happen. The doorway between worlds was facilitated by me. And by doorway, I mean plastic voodoo sex-toys."
- >Anon just shook his head
- >He knew those toy's were off, but he wasn't sure by how much
- >It was just like, he didn't think of it that much
- >He didn't want to think about it
- >But now... now he knew it was true
- >Anon was stunned in light of the new information, and just laid there for a minute trying to collect his senses
- "So, you ready for this thing up your butt?" Discord asked, his member springing to attention
- "NO!"
- >Anon tried to look angry and defiant to Discord, but he couldn't help but keep staring at the big, weird dong that was literally staring him in the face
- >Discord sighed
- >Discord looked at Anon with a disappointed look
- "Seriously? Too big for you?"
- >Anon nodded
- >Discord waved a hand over his dick, and it shrunk a good two inches and a little in thickness
- "There, that better!"
- "NO!!! NO NO NO!"
- >Discord gave a disgusted sigh, rolling his eyes, and waved his hand over his dick a second time, shrinking his dick down to average human size
- "There, how's that?"
- "No! Fuck no!"
- >Discord let go of Anon's legs
- "You fucking pussy! You couldn't even feel it at that size! Whatever, I guess I'll take this time."
- >Discord turned around and was positioning his butt over Anon's crotch, and he quickly sat down before rubbing his butt across Anon's pee pee dick zone
- >Discord's big tail flopped from side to side as he was rubbing back and forth
- >Anon made a disgusted face and made a little groan, but he wasn't sure if he should if he should complain
- >I mean, if it was the dick or this...
- >Discord turned his head around, fluttering his eyelids in a very stereotypical fashion
- "Ohhh~ Do you like that big boy?"
- >Anon groaned half-heartedly
- "Good, I was hoping a big stud like you would love a little whore like me. I'd love your big dick in my tight little ass, I'm just such a man-slut."
- >Anon gagged
- >Discord stopped rubbing and got up, crossing his arms at a confused Anon on the bed
- "Oh for fucks sake! You can't even fuck any ass? Even when it's offered to you?! It's the exact same as those pony sluts, in fact mine's probably tighter!"
- >Anon made an "uhh" noise
- "No- it's not that I'm.... I'm just not, "GAY"
- "That's a fucking lie. You're a faggot Anon."
- "I'm a faggot, sure. But I'm not a gay faggot."
- >Both Discord and Anon were surprised at Anon's quick response
- >Discord shook his head
- "...You are far too conventional, Anon. You'd think somebody who fucks plastic like every day would be a little more opened minded."
- >Discord glared at Anon
- "Tell you what, I'll do this for you. But you're gonna get it later. Not "Get a dick", maybe, mind you. But, you know."
- >Discord breathed in, snapped his fingers, and changed
- >Discord looked different in a second
- >He looked slimmer, his limbs less muscular
- >His "mane" looked longer and softer
- >He ran his hands down his sides
- >Anon also noticed a distinct lack of a penis
- "Hey there, big strong human male. I'm just a lost little Draconequus female with a fear of commitment."
- >What
- "Di-Discord? You became female?"
- "Not Discord baby, call me... Eris."
- >Anon blinked
- >Dis-"Eris" floated over to him
- >Straddled him with her lizard and cow legs
- >Smiling all the while
- "Mmmm- you humans get me hot."
- >Eris rubbed her crotch against Anon's, producing an immediate reaction
- >his dick
- >his dick exploded
- >ROCK HARD
- >Eris placed her two hands(?) on his chest, biting her lip
- "MMmmhh..."
- >Anon wasn't really how sure how Eris (Discord?) was managing such seductive prowess
- >Or why
- >But it was working
- >Eris began to shake off Anon's clothes, starting with his chest
- >she then shook off his pants, only leaving his underear
- >the soft, thin fabric could hardly contain the pure masculinity of his phallus
- >Eris looked down at his dick, her eyes shot open and she gave a little gasp
- >Jesus Christ how arousing
- >Eris leaned forward and took a bit of the underwear fabric in her mouth
- >leaning up, it *somehow* came off in one piece
- >holding it in her mouth, she winked at Anon
- >Anon smiled, he liked this
- >He liked this alot
- >Looking down, he saw his proud boner sticking up
- >Eris grasped the length with her lion-paw hand, and placed her other hand on Anon's chest
- >She then roughly shoved him down while stroking him off, the fuzzy paw doing wonders for his dick
- "Oh~ I can't wait to get this thing up inside of me~"
- >Eris licked her lips and began to shift her hips up
- >Eris was hovering her hips above Anon's crotch.
- >She gave a lusty little moan, which probably did more for Anon then it did for her
- >She did that lip-biting thing again, Anon liked that
- >Swaying her rear back and forth
- >She, or he, or whatever was doing a really good job here
- >Eris moved up, her pussy hovering over Anon's dick
- >He peeked down, seeing the pussy
- >It wasn't horse like!
- "Well, that's a supri-"
- >Suddenly, insect-like legs protruded from her pussy and started to fondle his dick
- >why
- >Eris giggled, and the insect things disappeared
- "Just kidding."
- >Anon was a bit rustled
- >But the sensation of his dick-tip touching some REAL pussy quickly un-rustled him.
- >God he was so unrustled right now
- >Eris pressed down, burying his cock-head inside her
- "oh god." Anon mused
- "You want it deeper, don't you?" Eris said, smiling
- >Then, she moved up, putting basically all of her upper body above him, and came down with her lower, putting his dick all the way in
- >Anon almost came right then and there
- >Almost being a key word, he didn't want to ruin this
- >This was his first time
- >Technically
- >Eris slowly went up and down his phallus
- >Anon felt good
- >real good
- >Eris fell all the way on his dick, then shimmied back and forth, her neck arched in pleasure
- >Anon felt his eyes roll back a bit
- "are you enjoying this, Anon?"
- "yes- oh god yes"
- >Eris leaned forward, opened her mouth, and licked the air in front of Anon's face
- >oh god
- >Eris started to speed up a bit, her hips moving ALL ON THEIR OWN
- >this was a great fucking
- >like 11/10
- >basically
- >Eris seemed to loosen up a bit, her strength fading from the sex
- >She placed her hands on Anon's chest again, to support herself as she slide up and down his pole
- >Anon suddenly had an idea
- >He waited for a few seconds, and then reached up quickly and drug Eris around
- >She made a little gasp when he turned the tables, now hovering over her
- "I'm on top now!"
- >Eris smiled up, Anon could feel her legs press up against his lower body
- >score
- >Anon thrusted forward, his body was built for this sort of thing
- >plunging himself inside Eris
- >Eris gave a little gasp, and he felt her tighten up
- >feels good
- >Anon started to fuck, his balls lightly tapping Eris's body as he slammed her
- >He felt his body tense up, and so he stopped
- >not yet
- >He sorta stayed still for a minute, letting himself pant and recover
- >Eris giggled and looked up at him, having a mischievous smile on her face
- "Don't ruin this for me... please." Anon said, knowing he was in no position to be demanding things from the lord of chaos
- >Eris giggled
- "Of course not. I would never."
- >Anon repositioned himself
- >He was going all the way this time
- >He began to fuck her again, Eris's body shivering with his thrusts
- >He could feel the motions rippling through them
- >it was a great feel
- >Anon started to go faster
- >Eris moaned and encouraged him
- "Oh yes~ faster~"
- >Anon obliged, fucking her
- >He started to feel tense
- >He realized, this was the first time he was going to cum in another living thing
- >Not plastic or his hand or whatever
- >it was a strange idea, really
- >He also hoped Eris, or Discord, wasn't going to fuck him over later
- >Both literally and not
- >Like, Eris better not come back later with a horrible abomination and say that "he's the father" or whatever bullshit she was gonna pull
- >Somehow though, Anon knew she was going to do something stupid
- >But those thoughts were pushed away as he felt himself tense up and ready to blow
- "gonna cum!"
- >Anon started to slam, he could feel his balls tensing
- >within seconds, he felt his first spurt coming
- >there was pure euphoria
- >but Eris seemed to whisper something
- "...dickgirl..."
- >what
- >Anon kept his eyes opened and looked down, and too his horror, a penis had appeared right above Eris's vagina
- >He wanted to pull out and abort but it was too late, he blew his first shot
- >Eris reached down and aimed up the penis right to Anon's face
- "DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL DICKGIRL!"
- >suddenly she came too, and sprayed some ejaculate on Anon's face
- >he was blinded
- >He fell back as his balls emptied their last bit of seed inside Eris, though his orgasm was great it felt totally ruined by that bullshit
- >Eris laughed and laughed
- >He could hear a strange noise, like a vacuum, and a muffled voice
- "Thanks for that Anon! I'll be taking my shit back now. See you later, probably not."
- >after that, a whooshing sound
- >Then nothing
- >Anon stumbled over to his bathroom
- >fumbled over and turned on water
- >cleaning his face as quick as he could
- >he looked up at himself, the rest of his face still having Eris's thick cum all over it
- >or was it Discord's?
- >Fuck it, who cares.
- >He cleaned up and then walked back to his room, happy to get some sleep soon
- >but he realized something was amiss
- >There was no sign of the foal toys
- >He ran out into the living room, and saw the same thing
- >no toys.jpeg
- >Discord/Eris had taken them!
- >He balled a fist and bunched a wall
- >The slightly less autistic of the options
- "YOU BASTARD! YOU STOLE MY SEX TOYS!" he screamed aloud
- >He realized the neighbors might have heard that, but he didn't care
- >He was so fucking pissed
- >He spent tons of money on those things
- >As he turned around, he just so happened to see a big stack of money on the floor
- >With a sticky note
- >He picked it up
- >Anon read the note
- "The real note is under this one"
- >Anon blinked
- >Anon tore off the first note
- >Another was under it
- >okay?
- "Thank you for putting up with my bullshit. You know what I love to do; cause trouble and CHAOS. It may not always be legal, or moral, or it may even be downright evil. But not always. I just like to mix it up. You are a great guy, and by the I mean a great bitch; 0/10 fuck off and die."
- >Anon checked around, but that seemed to be everything
- >He checked the money, found it to be about $10 more then what he had spent on the toys
- >fuck yeah he just scored $10!
- >Anon decided to go to bed, and hopefully put this chapter of his life behind him...
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- >Meanwhile, on Sweet Apple Acres
- >It was early in the morning
- >Applejack had just left Apple Bloom's room
- >Big Mac was sitting outside patiently
- "Don't worry Big Macintosh, she's fine."
- >Big Mac nodded and got up, shook himself, and trotted outside
- >Another days work for him
- >He trot over to the toolshed to get his plow
- >But he felt a bit strange
- >Like he was being watched
- >He opened the door to the shed
- >It was mighty dark
- >He thought he heard a chuckle
- >He jumped back, his hooves ready
- >but nothing came out and it was quiet
- >He snorted, he would remain on guard
- >As he entered, he saw something new on the ground
- >it was a package, and it had a label on the side
- "For Big Macintosh"
- >Big Macintosh smiled, he seemed to be getting a surprise present
- >He opened up the present and saw a note on top
- "This is for you. Use it well. It will help you get back at The Spirit."
- >Big Macintosh growled at the mention of the Spirit, he was happy to do anything to get back at it
- >He shook the box
- >He dumped it
- >An object fell out of it, clattering to the floor
- >it was, for all intents and purposes, a butt
- >But not a butt big mac had ever seen before
- >it was a pinkish butt, with no tail, and it looked a bit masculine
- >Big Mac was disgusted at first, but then looked around
- "...Nobody is a'looking? Well, ah' might as well, wouldn't want to be rude..."
- >Big Mac turned with a toothy grin and slowly closed the tool-shed shut
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- The End of Part 11
- The End of Plastic Pony Parts! I hope you enjoyed it.