- >Anon goes about his daily business
- >He lives on Earth, 2012
- >World's going to end in a few months or whatever
- >Until then; time for pone
- >Anonymous gets off his 9 to 5 job
- >Drives home in his shitty car
- >Well, technically it's an apartment, but he can live with that.
- >Gets home
- >Computer time
- >He gets online
- >Checks some MLP websites
- >Maybe some youtube; vidya games; etc.
- >Soon, it's night time
- >In a few hours, he'll need to go to sleep
- >But in the meantime, theres one thing he wants to do
- >He looks outside his bed-room door to make sure nobody else is in the house
- >Well of course nobody is in the house, dumbass. You live alone.
- >Anyway, He closes his bedroom door and double checks the window shutters
- >They're closed, of course
- >He had to make sure
- >He goes into his favorite porn website
- >Furry porn. Furry porn everywhere.
- >Soon, he comes across a new Fluttershy picture he had never seen before
- >Oh jesus christ, yes
- >He unzipped his pants
- >Time to clop
- >He just manages to grab some tissues
- >Suddenly, a knock at the door
- >oh fuck no shit dicks
- >He closes his browser
- "Coming!"
- >It's not like they can hear you through the door you retard.
- >He zips up his pants and runs out into the living room
- >He looks out the peep-hole
- >UPS guy
- >At night? What the fuck?
- >Anon looks over the UPS guy
- >Is he going to stab and rape him? He looks legit enough
- >Anon grabs the wrench by his door
- >He opens the door, but leaves the deadbolt still connected
- "Hello?"
- "Hello, Mr.Anonymous? You have a delivery."
- >Anonymous suddenly froze
- >That delivery? Today?
- >He ordered that stuff yesterday!
- >He gulped and wondered what was going on
- >He closed the door, removed the deadbolt and put the wrench away
- >He then opened it more
- >The delivery guy handed him a clipboard
- "Sign here."
- >Anon singed quickly
- >The delivery guy handed him the box
- >Anon looked at it and back at the delivery guy
- "Thanks."
- "No problem sir, Enjoy."
- >The delivery guy winked at Anon and then spun around and walked off
- >Anon froze and thought for a second
- "Did he have... yellow eyes?"
- >He shook the thought from his head, he had to be imagining things.
- >He carried the package over to his room and sat down on his bed
- >Had it really arrived already?
- >He ripped open the box
- >Inside, he found them
- >The fucking pony fleshlights
- >He couldn't believe it
- >He still felt bad for buying them
- >But they were such a good deal! And he got all the main 6 in one deal!
- >He looked back at his computer
- >Well, tonight was a good as any
- >He used his history and went back to the fluttershy porn
- >He hadn't used on of these before
- >He grabbed a handy bottle of lube
- >He started to apply it, and was getting hard
- >This was going to be fun
- >He quickly picked out the Fluttershy fleshlight
- >He looked at it in his hands
- >Am I really going to do this?
- >He sniffed it
- >It didn't smell like plastic
- "Woah, they put artificial smells in these things?"
- >He sniffed the others, they all had different smells
- >Pinkie's smelled like bubblegum, Rarity's smelled like Vanilla
- >He was ok with this
- >Going back to his porn, he spread the lips of the Fluttershy toy
- >Looking inside, he began to really want to feel this thing around his dick
- >He would soon
- >He maneuvered the love-toy over his hard cock
- >Without a second thought he probed the lips with his dick
- >The cock-head poked around the entrance, and he poked the clit for lols
- >Enough foreplay, it was time for the real thing.
- >Meanwhile, In Ponyville
- >Fluttershy walked up the path and into her cottage
- >She had had a nice spa visit with Rarity, and was now relaxed
- >She opened her door and went inside, shutting it
- >She treated her small animals to dinner and soon retired to bed
- >She stretched and yawned, flapping her wings
- >Another happy day, with nothing scary happening or now mean people
- >Suddenly, she felt a breeze in a very private place.
- >She turned around, but nobody was there
- >Of course not, the window was open
- >She flew over and closed it, sighing contently
- >She also realized just how brave she was there
- >She felt pretty strong, when she felt something touch her again
- "Who's there?!"
- >She turned her head to look behind her but there was still nothing
- >She felt her lips spread apart
- >ALL ON THEIR OWN
- >Gasping, she sat down and reached her hooves down to see what the problem was
- >She suddenly felt something poke her in her private place
- >She felt around with her hoof but there was nothing there
- "Stop it! I'm warning you!"
- >She felt the weird feeling stab around her cunt, as if trying to find its way inside
- >She forced her entrance closed, her hooves protected it
- >But the weird feeling kept going
- "I've got to tell twilight about this!"
- >She stood up quickly and ran on all fours
- >Suddenly, she felt an intense wave of pleasure as the pressure pressed on her clit
- >She fell forward, her front-hooves down on the ground and her rump in the air
- >Her wings were popped out, and she looked behind her
- >She felt her lips spread again, and then something entered her
- "Oh my~"
- >The object filled her up
- >It kept going and going, and finally stopped just before her cervix
- >She felt so totally full, she shivered
- >Then, it began to pull out
- >She wondered if it was finished as it suddenly thrusted in with great strength
- >She cried out, her mouth opening as the strange sensation rocked her fragile body with pleasure
- >She felt herself get fucked by the mysterious force
- >Getting fucked by this thing was very strange though
- >It didn't have temperature really, it was just sensation and feeling
- >Pressure without structure
- >But she was too far gone to really think about that
- >It kept going for a little while, but soon stopped
- >The presence just kept still, twitching a little, but stayed inside her
- >Anon stopped fapping for a second
- >He didn't want to cum this early, but he almost went over the edge already
- "Wow... This thing is amazing."
- >This thing felt like a real horse pussy
- >Not that he would know what that would feel like
- >Way better than hands though
- >He surfed for some more Fluttershy porn as he waited
- >He let himself get a little less excited and resumed masturbating again
- >This time, he was going all the way.
- >Fluttershy stood up awkwardly, trying to walk with this invisible, intangible thing inside her
- >Though it was less like a thing in her, and more like a pressure on all sides of her innards
- >She awkwardly strutted for the door
- >Her mating instincts wanted her to stay still to let this "male" finish copulating with her
- >But getting knocked up by a ghost didn't really appeal to her
- >Fluttershy nearly fell down the stairs and broke her neck as she felt the thing stir to life again
- >It pulled out a little before slamming back in
- >It was going much faster now
- >She braced herself at the top of the stairs
- >Her instincts forced her to bend, giving better access to this thing breeding her hard
- >The shape of the thing was foreign to her as well
- >It definitively wasn't a horse cock
- >She soon felt the thing twitch
- >Anon grunted and thrusted his hips
- >He spewed his load inside the toy
- >He felt the warmth and ecstasy
- >This felt really, really good
- >He just sat back, and once he came to his sense he began to clean out the cum and lube from the thing
- >It seemed to wash out very easily, nothing seemed to get trapped in the folds
- >Which was good, because he didn't want mold ruining his fuck toys
- >He whistled to himself over his bathroom sink, cleaning out the toy and letting warm water wash it out
- >Fluttershy gasped as she felt the warm seed spill inside her
- >It was shot deep in her
- >She couldn't control herself, she felt on the brink of orgasm
- >Soon though, she took uneasy steps
- >Nothing was really in her though, the seed was there but not really there
- >Soon the object was removed and she felt loose, but free
- >She breathed easy and ran outside her cottage, wanting to escape this phantom
- >As she ran, she suddenly felt the sensation of water running inside her
- >It was warm, and the feeling filled her every nook and cranny
- >She slowed to a trot and felt her body shiver
- >Fluttershy couldn't stand the feeling
- >It felt too good, too stimulating
- >She shivered and gasped as she felt a powerful climax
- >She achieved mare-gasm
- >Her body pulsed and she felt her marehood convulse
- >It sprayed out the ethereal stuff inside her
- >She felt it leave her, but only while it touched her
- >It was so strange but felt so good
- >Anon looked down at the toy
- >It was full of the warm water
- >Suddenly, it seemed to... flex?
- >Water burst from it, releasing water and cum and lube out into a spray all over the bathroom and over Anon's bare chest
- "FFFFFFFUCK!"
- >Fluttershy soon arrived at Twilight's tree
- >Twilight invited her to sit down
- >Fluttershy did so, uncomfortably
- >She squirmed in her seat, but she wasn't assertive enough to shut Twilight up and tell her what had happened
- "...And of course after sending the letter, Spike ignored what I said and-" Twilight stopped her rambling as she looked at Fluttershy
- "Fluttershy, are you ok?"
- >Fluttershy shook her head
- "What's wrong?"
- >Fluttershy shivered as she felt the outer lips of her marehood be brushed off by something soft and absorbing the non-real moisture
- >It was then put somewhere to dry and the feelings returned to normal
- "Twilight, something just happened to me, and it's going to sound crazy..."
- >Anon blinked, looking at the mess over the bathroom
- "What. The. Fuck."
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- >Anon cleaned up the mess in the bathroom
- >He was really confused
- >Was there a secret device in the fleshlight? Was it going to shred his dick off or something? Or to give him an amazing orgasm?
- >He sat at his desk and thumbed his fingers across it
- >Soon, he looked over at the open box, and saw Twilight Sparkle's fleshlight on the top
- >Fluttershy's was still drying, and he felt too lazy to wheel over to the bathroom
- >So he rolled over to the box and took out Twilight's
- >He looked at it carefully from the outside, looking for anything that looked like a piece of metal or something
- >He didn't find anything
- >He then placed two fingers on the lips, on spread them apart
- >He peered down inside the purple thing, but it was dark and hard to see anything
- >He reached his hands down inside and started to feel around
- >Tapping, searching every cranny to find the cause of that vagina-expulsion from before.
- >Twilight wrote things down on her notepad as Fluttershy spoke
- "...It was like being with a Stallion, but not really. It's hard to explain. Gosh this is so embarrassing..."
- "Please, Fluttershy. We must be scientific about this, you have to tell me all the details while it's fresh in your mind, we have to find out what happened!"
- >Suddenly, Twilight froze
- "Oh Celestia no."
- "What Twilight? What's wrong?"
- >Twilight got up and pranced in place
- "My lips are spreading! Just like yo- AHHH!"
- >She cried out, feeling some strange, alien phalanges reach down inside of her
- >They were poking and prodding around
- >She looked alarm, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
- >She was blushing as she stood firm in place
- "Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
- >Suddenly, the fingers left
- >She smiled
- "Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
- >Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
- >Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
- >They were poking and prodding around
- >She looked alarmed, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
- >She was blushing as she stood firm in place
- "Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
- >Suddenly, the fingers left
- >She smiled
- "Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
- >Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
- >Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
- >Anon felt around with his other hand
- >He had pulled out his first hand and let the other hand slide all the way down
- >He still didn't feel an apparatus
- >Maybe he was just over-thinking things, the water was probably just a backflow out of the horse poon?
- >Probably just some weird way it filled with all the weird spaces and bumps inside of it
- >He shrugged and drew out his fingers, before chucking the toy across the room and into the open box
- "Score!" He said, holding his hands up in victory
- >He looked at the clock
- >It was 9
- >He would need to go to bed eventually here, but not right now
- >He was done fapping for tonight, but he was still weirded out by all of this
- >Maybe he should check out what some of the other costumers are saying about the fleshlights?
- >Twilight stood up slowly and shakily after the force left her
- >She wasn't sure what to think
- >It hadn't filled her up like Fluttershy
- >In a rare moment of irrationality, she was actually a bit jealous of Fluttershy
- >Did it consider the yellow mare a better mate then she?
- >But she dismissed that notion quickly
- >Better to remain analytical about this.
- >She got her notepad, thanked Fluttershy, and began scouring her books for some information
- >The whole time, she regarded her posterior with the utmost care
- >This was an experimental apparatus now, she couldn't afford to damage it.
- >Anon hesitantly typed in the name of the site where he had bought the fleshlights.
- >He felt a little odd, like a criminal visiting the scene of the crime
- >But he finally got up the nerve, he wanted to know.
- >He certainly wasn't going to buy any more, they only had these 6 on sale
- >At least, last time he checked
- >How many others got this stuff? Who knows.
- >Regardless, he clicked in his address bar and cleared it
- >And so, finally, he typed in the web address.
- http://bad-dragon.com/
- >He ignored the big dog dick dildo on the front page and quickly navigated over to the vagina section.
- >He saw the offer he had gotten
- >Weird, the combo back of buying all the main 6 wasn't there anymore
- >How many of those did they offer? The window must have been very small and they must have sold out fast
- >Anyway, he looked around and saw a small text box
- >It said something about entering in a promo code to access faithful customer offers and deals
- >He blinked, and then looked at the box
- >He dug through the pile of colorful horse candy-vag and felt around the bottom
- >He found a small slip of plastic
- >It had a long code written on it
- >He went over to the computer and slowly copied the code over
- >There was no way anyone could guess this. What was on the other side of this web-page?
- >As soon as he entered the code, he pressed enter
- >The website loaded for a second
- >Then suddenly, big letters flashed on the screen
- "WELCOME TO PONY PORN WORLD"
- >what the fuck am I reading
- >He looked at the web-page itself and it seemed very professional and high quality
- >Then he looked at the products and was blown away
- >Fucking package deals. Package deals everywhere.
- >They had more than just Fleshlights too
- >They had these horse-anus things too
- >They were a little gross, but not too gross
- >They also had horse-dick dildos too
- >Even had pony mouth fleshlights? Shit man
- >They've thought of everything
- >Anon, for the lols, read through some of the packages to be purchased
- 'Experience Mare pack - Featuring Granny Apple; Town-Leader Mare and Ms.Pastry'
- 'For those who want ponies with more "experience".'
- >what the fuck am I reading
- 'Cutsey Mark Questors pack - Featuring Little Apple; Sweet Bell; and Chicken-Pony.'
- 'Maybe their special talent is pleasuring you? Can buy matching pony buttholes'
- >WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
- >There were literally like 100 of these
- >All of them with multiple characters, add on features, etc
- >All of them were also really cheap
- >He was tempted to buy a few of them, but refrained
- >He didn't have the money to spend right now
- >As he got deeper into the website, He also saw some package deals that included a whole artificial pony behind
- >It was a well-shaped plastic rear, with vag and sweet marshmallow butthole all with it
- >It actually looked very intriguing
- >He also saw one from a bunch of the male characters too
- >He saw a three pack of gray butts with tails, based on the diamond dogs and laughed his ass off
- >He also saw one with spike, which was a little creepy
- >This whole website made his sides fly far, far away
- >He began to get less mortified and scared and more hilarious and appreciative
- >Whoever did this must be really big fans of the show
- >He looked over another deal, and thought it was interesting too
- 'God of Chaos Pack - Even he has needs.'
- >Que Discord dick and butthole
- >But there was also a vagina too
- 'Sometimes, the god of chaos likes to get in touch with his feminine side.'
- >My sides are somewhere in deep space right now
- >Soon, he looked over at the clock and saw it was almost 2 in the morning
- "Fuck."
- >Anon turned off his computer and went to bed after bookmarking that site
- >He also hid the slip of paper with the code in his desk
- >He also hid the fleshlights under his bed
- >He just smiled and went to bed, thanking the whole world for this wondrous gift of the Internet.
- >But a certain Purple Pony didn't sleep
- >Something was afoot, and she would find out what it was...
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- End Part 1