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(Clop) Plastic Pony Parts (Part 1)

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  1. >Anon goes about his daily business
  2. >He lives on Earth, 2012
  3. >World's going to end in a few months or whatever
  4. >Until then; time for pone
  5.  
  6. >Anonymous gets off his 9 to 5 job
  7. >Drives home in his shitty car
  8. >Well, technically it's an apartment, but he can live with that.
  9. >Gets home
  10. >Computer time
  11.  
  12. >He gets online
  13. >Checks some MLP websites
  14. >Maybe some youtube; vidya games; etc.
  15. >Soon, it's night time
  16. >In a few hours, he'll need to go to sleep
  17. >But in the meantime, theres one thing he wants to do
  18.  
  19. >He looks outside his bed-room door to make sure nobody else is in the house
  20. >Well of course nobody is in the house, dumbass. You live alone.
  21. >Anyway, He closes his bedroom door and double checks the window shutters
  22. >They're closed, of course
  23. >He had to make sure
  24.  
  25. >He goes into his favorite porn website
  26. >Furry porn. Furry porn everywhere.
  27. >Soon, he comes across a new Fluttershy picture he had never seen before
  28. >Oh jesus christ, yes
  29. >He unzipped his pants
  30. >Time to clop
  31.  
  32. >He just manages to grab some tissues
  33. >Suddenly, a knock at the door
  34. >oh fuck no shit dicks
  35. >He closes his browser
  36. "Coming!"
  37. >It's not like they can hear you through the door you retard.
  38. >He zips up his pants and runs out into the living room
  39. >He looks out the peep-hole
  40. >UPS guy
  41. >At night? What the fuck?
  42.  
  43. >Anon looks over the UPS guy
  44. >Is he going to stab and rape him? He looks legit enough
  45. >Anon grabs the wrench by his door
  46. >He opens the door, but leaves the deadbolt still connected
  47. "Hello?"
  48. "Hello, Mr.Anonymous? You have a delivery."
  49. >Anonymous suddenly froze
  50. >That delivery? Today?
  51. >He ordered that stuff yesterday!
  52. >He gulped and wondered what was going on
  53. >He closed the door, removed the deadbolt and put the wrench away
  54. >He then opened it more
  55. >The delivery guy handed him a clipboard
  56. "Sign here."
  57. >Anon singed quickly
  58. >The delivery guy handed him the box
  59. >Anon looked at it and back at the delivery guy
  60. "Thanks."
  61. "No problem sir, Enjoy."
  62. >The delivery guy winked at Anon and then spun around and walked off
  63. >Anon froze and thought for a second
  64. "Did he have... yellow eyes?"
  65. >He shook the thought from his head, he had to be imagining things.
  66. >He carried the package over to his room and sat down on his bed
  67. >Had it really arrived already?
  68.  
  69. >He ripped open the box
  70. >Inside, he found them
  71. >The fucking pony fleshlights
  72. >He couldn't believe it
  73.  
  74. >He still felt bad for buying them
  75. >But they were such a good deal! And he got all the main 6 in one deal!
  76. >He looked back at his computer
  77. >Well, tonight was a good as any
  78. >He used his history and went back to the fluttershy porn
  79. >He hadn't used on of these before
  80. >He grabbed a handy bottle of lube
  81. >He started to apply it, and was getting hard
  82. >This was going to be fun
  83.  
  84. >He quickly picked out the Fluttershy fleshlight
  85. >He looked at it in his hands
  86. >Am I really going to do this?
  87. >He sniffed it
  88. >It didn't smell like plastic
  89. "Woah, they put artificial smells in these things?"
  90. >He sniffed the others, they all had different smells
  91. >Pinkie's smelled like bubblegum, Rarity's smelled like Vanilla
  92. >He was ok with this
  93. >Going back to his porn, he spread the lips of the Fluttershy toy
  94. >Looking inside, he began to really want to feel this thing around his dick
  95. >He would soon
  96. >He maneuvered the love-toy over his hard cock
  97. >Without a second thought he probed the lips with his dick
  98. >The cock-head poked around the entrance, and he poked the clit for lols
  99. >Enough foreplay, it was time for the real thing.
  100.  
  101. >Meanwhile, In Ponyville
  102. >Fluttershy walked up the path and into her cottage
  103. >She had had a nice spa visit with Rarity, and was now relaxed
  104. >She opened her door and went inside, shutting it
  105. >She treated her small animals to dinner and soon retired to bed
  106. >She stretched and yawned, flapping her wings
  107. >Another happy day, with nothing scary happening or now mean people
  108. >Suddenly, she felt a breeze in a very private place.
  109.  
  110. >She turned around, but nobody was there
  111. >Of course not, the window was open
  112. >She flew over and closed it, sighing contently
  113. >She also realized just how brave she was there
  114. >She felt pretty strong, when she felt something touch her again
  115. "Who's there?!"
  116. >She turned her head to look behind her but there was still nothing
  117. >She felt her lips spread apart
  118. >ALL ON THEIR OWN
  119. >Gasping, she sat down and reached her hooves down to see what the problem was
  120.  
  121. >She suddenly felt something poke her in her private place
  122. >She felt around with her hoof but there was nothing there
  123. "Stop it! I'm warning you!"
  124. >She felt the weird feeling stab around her cunt, as if trying to find its way inside
  125. >She forced her entrance closed, her hooves protected it
  126. >But the weird feeling kept going
  127. "I've got to tell twilight about this!"
  128. >She stood up quickly and ran on all fours
  129. >Suddenly, she felt an intense wave of pleasure as the pressure pressed on her clit
  130. >She fell forward, her front-hooves down on the ground and her rump in the air
  131. >Her wings were popped out, and she looked behind her
  132. >She felt her lips spread again, and then something entered her
  133. "Oh my~"
  134. >The object filled her up
  135. >It kept going and going, and finally stopped just before her cervix
  136. >She felt so totally full, she shivered
  137. >Then, it began to pull out
  138. >She wondered if it was finished as it suddenly thrusted in with great strength
  139. >She cried out, her mouth opening as the strange sensation rocked her fragile body with pleasure
  140.  
  141. >She felt herself get fucked by the mysterious force
  142. >Getting fucked by this thing was very strange though
  143. >It didn't have temperature really, it was just sensation and feeling
  144. >Pressure without structure
  145. >But she was too far gone to really think about that
  146. >It kept going for a little while, but soon stopped
  147. >The presence just kept still, twitching a little, but stayed inside her
  148.  
  149. >Anon stopped fapping for a second
  150. >He didn't want to cum this early, but he almost went over the edge already
  151. "Wow... This thing is amazing."
  152. >This thing felt like a real horse pussy
  153. >Not that he would know what that would feel like
  154. >Way better than hands though
  155. >He surfed for some more Fluttershy porn as he waited
  156. >He let himself get a little less excited and resumed masturbating again
  157. >This time, he was going all the way.
  158.  
  159. >Fluttershy stood up awkwardly, trying to walk with this invisible, intangible thing inside her
  160. >Though it was less like a thing in her, and more like a pressure on all sides of her innards
  161. >She awkwardly strutted for the door
  162. >Her mating instincts wanted her to stay still to let this "male" finish copulating with her
  163. >But getting knocked up by a ghost didn't really appeal to her
  164.  
  165. >Fluttershy nearly fell down the stairs and broke her neck as she felt the thing stir to life again
  166. >It pulled out a little before slamming back in
  167. >It was going much faster now
  168. >She braced herself at the top of the stairs
  169. >Her instincts forced her to bend, giving better access to this thing breeding her hard
  170. >The shape of the thing was foreign to her as well
  171. >It definitively wasn't a horse cock
  172. >She soon felt the thing twitch
  173.  
  174. >Anon grunted and thrusted his hips
  175. >He spewed his load inside the toy
  176. >He felt the warmth and ecstasy
  177. >This felt really, really good
  178. >He just sat back, and once he came to his sense he began to clean out the cum and lube from the thing
  179. >It seemed to wash out very easily, nothing seemed to get trapped in the folds
  180. >Which was good, because he didn't want mold ruining his fuck toys
  181. >He whistled to himself over his bathroom sink, cleaning out the toy and letting warm water wash it out
  182.  
  183. >Fluttershy gasped as she felt the warm seed spill inside her
  184. >It was shot deep in her
  185. >She couldn't control herself, she felt on the brink of orgasm
  186. >Soon though, she took uneasy steps
  187. >Nothing was really in her though, the seed was there but not really there
  188. >Soon the object was removed and she felt loose, but free
  189. >She breathed easy and ran outside her cottage, wanting to escape this phantom
  190. >As she ran, she suddenly felt the sensation of water running inside her
  191. >It was warm, and the feeling filled her every nook and cranny
  192. >She slowed to a trot and felt her body shiver
  193.  
  194. >Fluttershy couldn't stand the feeling
  195. >It felt too good, too stimulating
  196. >She shivered and gasped as she felt a powerful climax
  197. >She achieved mare-gasm
  198. >Her body pulsed and she felt her marehood convulse
  199. >It sprayed out the ethereal stuff inside her
  200. >She felt it leave her, but only while it touched her
  201. >It was so strange but felt so good
  202.  
  203. >Anon looked down at the toy
  204. >It was full of the warm water
  205. >Suddenly, it seemed to... flex?
  206. >Water burst from it, releasing water and cum and lube out into a spray all over the bathroom and over Anon's bare chest
  207. "FFFFFFFUCK!"
  208.  
  209. >Fluttershy soon arrived at Twilight's tree
  210. >Twilight invited her to sit down
  211. >Fluttershy did so, uncomfortably
  212. >She squirmed in her seat, but she wasn't assertive enough to shut Twilight up and tell her what had happened
  213. "...And of course after sending the letter, Spike ignored what I said and-" Twilight stopped her rambling as she looked at Fluttershy
  214. "Fluttershy, are you ok?"
  215. >Fluttershy shook her head
  216. "What's wrong?"
  217. >Fluttershy shivered as she felt the outer lips of her marehood be brushed off by something soft and absorbing the non-real moisture
  218. >It was then put somewhere to dry and the feelings returned to normal
  219. "Twilight, something just happened to me, and it's going to sound crazy..."
  220.  
  221. >Anon blinked, looking at the mess over the bathroom
  222. "What. The. Fuck."
  223. =======================
  224. >Anon cleaned up the mess in the bathroom
  225. >He was really confused
  226. >Was there a secret device in the fleshlight? Was it going to shred his dick off or something? Or to give him an amazing orgasm?
  227. >He sat at his desk and thumbed his fingers across it
  228. >Soon, he looked over at the open box, and saw Twilight Sparkle's fleshlight on the top
  229. >Fluttershy's was still drying, and he felt too lazy to wheel over to the bathroom
  230. >So he rolled over to the box and took out Twilight's
  231. >He looked at it carefully from the outside, looking for anything that looked like a piece of metal or something
  232. >He didn't find anything
  233. >He then placed two fingers on the lips, on spread them apart
  234. >He peered down inside the purple thing, but it was dark and hard to see anything
  235. >He reached his hands down inside and started to feel around
  236. >Tapping, searching every cranny to find the cause of that vagina-expulsion from before.
  237.  
  238. >Twilight wrote things down on her notepad as Fluttershy spoke
  239. "...It was like being with a Stallion, but not really. It's hard to explain. Gosh this is so embarrassing..."
  240. "Please, Fluttershy. We must be scientific about this, you have to tell me all the details while it's fresh in your mind, we have to find out what happened!"
  241. >Suddenly, Twilight froze
  242. "Oh Celestia no."
  243. "What Twilight? What's wrong?"
  244. >Twilight got up and pranced in place
  245. "My lips are spreading! Just like yo- AHHH!"
  246. >She cried out, feeling some strange, alien phalanges reach down inside of her
  247.  
  248. >They were poking and prodding around
  249. >She looked alarm, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
  250. >She was blushing as she stood firm in place
  251. "Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
  252. >Suddenly, the fingers left
  253. >She smiled
  254. "Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
  255. >Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
  256. >Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
  257.  
  258. >They were poking and prodding around
  259. >She looked alarmed, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
  260. >She was blushing as she stood firm in place
  261. "Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
  262. >Suddenly, the fingers left
  263. >She smiled
  264. "Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
  265. >Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
  266. >Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
  267.  
  268. >Anon felt around with his other hand
  269. >He had pulled out his first hand and let the other hand slide all the way down
  270. >He still didn't feel an apparatus
  271. >Maybe he was just over-thinking things, the water was probably just a backflow out of the horse poon?
  272. >Probably just some weird way it filled with all the weird spaces and bumps inside of it
  273. >He shrugged and drew out his fingers, before chucking the toy across the room and into the open box
  274. "Score!" He said, holding his hands up in victory
  275. >He looked at the clock
  276. >It was 9
  277. >He would need to go to bed eventually here, but not right now
  278. >He was done fapping for tonight, but he was still weirded out by all of this
  279. >Maybe he should check out what some of the other costumers are saying about the fleshlights?
  280.  
  281. >Twilight stood up slowly and shakily after the force left her
  282. >She wasn't sure what to think
  283. >It hadn't filled her up like Fluttershy
  284. >In a rare moment of irrationality, she was actually a bit jealous of Fluttershy
  285. >Did it consider the yellow mare a better mate then she?
  286. >But she dismissed that notion quickly
  287. >Better to remain analytical about this.
  288. >She got her notepad, thanked Fluttershy, and began scouring her books for some information
  289. >The whole time, she regarded her posterior with the utmost care
  290. >This was an experimental apparatus now, she couldn't afford to damage it.
  291.  
  292. >Anon hesitantly typed in the name of the site where he had bought the fleshlights.
  293. >He felt a little odd, like a criminal visiting the scene of the crime
  294. >But he finally got up the nerve, he wanted to know.
  295. >He certainly wasn't going to buy any more, they only had these 6 on sale
  296. >At least, last time he checked
  297. >How many others got this stuff? Who knows.
  298. >Regardless, he clicked in his address bar and cleared it
  299. >And so, finally, he typed in the web address.
  300. http://bad-dragon.com/
  301.  
  302. >He ignored the big dog dick dildo on the front page and quickly navigated over to the vagina section.
  303. >He saw the offer he had gotten
  304. >Weird, the combo back of buying all the main 6 wasn't there anymore
  305. >How many of those did they offer? The window must have been very small and they must have sold out fast
  306. >Anyway, he looked around and saw a small text box
  307. >It said something about entering in a promo code to access faithful customer offers and deals
  308. >He blinked, and then looked at the box
  309. >He dug through the pile of colorful horse candy-vag and felt around the bottom
  310. >He found a small slip of plastic
  311. >It had a long code written on it
  312. >He went over to the computer and slowly copied the code over
  313. >There was no way anyone could guess this. What was on the other side of this web-page?
  314.  
  315. >As soon as he entered the code, he pressed enter
  316. >The website loaded for a second
  317. >Then suddenly, big letters flashed on the screen
  318. "WELCOME TO PONY PORN WORLD"
  319. >what the fuck am I reading
  320. >He looked at the web-page itself and it seemed very professional and high quality
  321. >Then he looked at the products and was blown away
  322.  
  323. >Fucking package deals. Package deals everywhere.
  324. >They had more than just Fleshlights too
  325. >They had these horse-anus things too
  326. >They were a little gross, but not too gross
  327. >They also had horse-dick dildos too
  328. >Even had pony mouth fleshlights? Shit man
  329. >They've thought of everything
  330. >Anon, for the lols, read through some of the packages to be purchased
  331. 'Experience Mare pack - Featuring Granny Apple; Town-Leader Mare and Ms.Pastry'
  332. 'For those who want ponies with more "experience".'
  333. >what the fuck am I reading
  334. 'Cutsey Mark Questors pack - Featuring Little Apple; Sweet Bell; and Chicken-Pony.'
  335. 'Maybe their special talent is pleasuring you? Can buy matching pony buttholes'
  336. >WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
  337.  
  338. >There were literally like 100 of these
  339. >All of them with multiple characters, add on features, etc
  340. >All of them were also really cheap
  341. >He was tempted to buy a few of them, but refrained
  342. >He didn't have the money to spend right now
  343. >As he got deeper into the website, He also saw some package deals that included a whole artificial pony behind
  344. >It was a well-shaped plastic rear, with vag and sweet marshmallow butthole all with it
  345. >It actually looked very intriguing
  346. >He also saw one from a bunch of the male characters too
  347. >He saw a three pack of gray butts with tails, based on the diamond dogs and laughed his ass off
  348. >He also saw one with spike, which was a little creepy
  349. >This whole website made his sides fly far, far away
  350. >He began to get less mortified and scared and more hilarious and appreciative
  351. >Whoever did this must be really big fans of the show
  352. >He looked over another deal, and thought it was interesting too
  353. 'God of Chaos Pack - Even he has needs.'
  354. >Que Discord dick and butthole
  355. >But there was also a vagina too
  356. 'Sometimes, the god of chaos likes to get in touch with his feminine side.'
  357. >My sides are somewhere in deep space right now
  358.  
  359. >Soon, he looked over at the clock and saw it was almost 2 in the morning
  360. "Fuck."
  361. >Anon turned off his computer and went to bed after bookmarking that site
  362. >He also hid the slip of paper with the code in his desk
  363. >He also hid the fleshlights under his bed
  364. >He just smiled and went to bed, thanking the whole world for this wondrous gift of the Internet.
  365. >But a certain Purple Pony didn't sleep
  366. >Something was afoot, and she would find out what it was...
  367. --------------------------------------------------------------
  368. End Part 1