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(Clop) Anon x Blueblood

By: Pony_Azathoth on Apr 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.69 KB  |  hits: 413  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Anon arrived in Equestria a few months ago
  2. >He has to live near Canterlot castle at all times
  3. >The Princess and her circle are very interested in his world and how he got there, and need to constantly ask and be near him for it
  4. >So hear he lives
  5. >In this decent little apartment
  6. >At the end of Canterlot's mane-street.
  7. >Well, at least the town was fancy
  8.  
  9. >You lived in a city most of your life, so you've always been used to rude asshole
  10. >Canterlot takes the cake though
  11. >When compared to the rest of Equestria, Canterlot is the shining asshole capital of the world.
  12. >Snotty ponies with entitlement issues
  13. >You do your best to ignore them
  14.  
  15. >One day, while walking down the mane-street and going off to do some odd job for somepony to get some extra bits, you see a fancy carriage coming up the road to Canterlot castle
  16. >It stops
  17. >You see a big and noble looking stallion walk out
  18. >He looks around to everyone with that same condescending gaze of disinterest
  19. >He's nothing special.
  20. >He soon eyes you
  21. >For a split second, you think something in his eyes change
  22. >But then it resumes back to normal and he goes about his oh-so-important business
  23. >That was odd
  24.  
  25. >You go about your daily business
  26. >You approach Pony Joe's donut shop and go inside
  27. "Hey Joe."
  28. "Hey, Anonymous."
  29. >You walk up to the counter and sit down
  30. "So Joe, what do you know?"
  31. >That little sentence was code for learning about town gossip
  32. >You loved learning about little secrets and gossip of all the upright members of Canterlot, just so when you see them on the street you know they aren't as good as they carry themselves to be
  33. "Oh well... This might interest you. Prince Blueblood was asking about you around town."
  34. >You blink
  35. "Prince Blueblood?"
  36. "He's a white unicorn, royal blood and all. He was asking just random things about you around town, like where you lived and stuff."
  37. >That's odd
  38. >You order a regular glazed and thanked Joe
  39. "Oh and, if you need somebody to clean out the grease traps..."
  40. >Joe smiles at you
  41. "Of course Anon, I wouldn't dream of giving such manual hard labor to anyone but you."
  42. >You smile and leave the store
  43.  
  44. >Later, you return home
  45. >But something is a little different
  46. >You look down, and see a box of chocolates
  47. >There's also a card
  48. >wut?
  49.  
  50. >You pick up the gift and head inside
  51. >You open the box and take out one of the gourmet chocolates, popping it into your mouth and tasting it
  52. >You open the card and read it
  53. "To a very interesting man" - From: His secret admirer
  54. >Well, you wonder who in the fuck that could be
  55.  
  56. >You set the box down over at the kitchen table
  57. >You look out of the small window overlooking Canterlot streets
  58. >Is this Prince guy really that interested in you?
  59. >You wonder what he wants
  60. >Is this like a "gay love at first gay sight" kind of thing or is it more of a "he wants to put his 14 inch horse-dong in me" kinda thing?
  61. >You sigh
  62. >You prepare for sleep, shower, etc.
  63. >You've got work tomorrow
  64.  
  65. >As you get up, you look out the window
  66. >You had a bit of a strange dream
  67. >But regardless, you get up and get ready
  68. >Another day another bit
  69.  
  70. Today's proletariat to-do list:
  71. >Sweep the Apartment
  72. >Pick up trash outside the apartment for the property owner
  73. >Wait tables at the fancy cafe
  74. >Deliver packages from Canterlot's post to the few rich fucks that pay you to do so
  75. >Chat up Pony Joe and see if he has work for you
  76. >Get some dat plot?
  77.  
  78. >You begin your list
  79.  
  80. >You do your to do list
  81. >And you get home with a nice handful of monies
  82. >You see that fancy carriage from the night before
  83. >You decide to see what was going on
  84. >You step up closer to the carriage
  85.  
  86. >You wait outside the carriage, and as the Prince comes out and sees you, he stares for a short while, and then keeps on walking
  87. >You follow him
  88. >He talks to some official looking ponies, and then is soon walking by himself
  89. >You make your move
  90.  
  91. >You stride up beside him
  92. >He notices you and turns to look
  93. "Ye-" he begins, but is silenced as you step forward towards him
  94. "What- what is the meaning of this?" he asks
  95. >You reach forward and gently grab the bottom of his muzzle
  96. >You lean down and your lips quiver as they almost touch his
  97. >He suddenly pulls away
  98. "Not here."
  99. >You smile
  100. >He makes a motion with a hoof, you lead the way
  101.  
  102. >You are now at the threshold of your apartment
  103. >You look at the Prince, who looks up at you expectantly
  104. >You fumble with your keys and soon open the door
  105. >Once inside, you realize your place is kinda messy and doesn't look that great
  106. >You can tell when you look at the Prince he is a little disgusted by how not fancy your place is
  107. >You close and lock the door behind him
  108. >He steps deeper into your apartment
  109. >You stand where you are and watch his butt as he walks in
  110. >Oh yeah, you can work with this
  111.  
  112. >You step up behind him and hesitantly slap his butt
  113. >He whips his head back, shocked
  114. "oh my! quite forward are we?"
  115. >You grin
  116. >You reach forward and grip his butt with your hand
  117. >His tail lifts automatically
  118. >He blushes
  119. "Oh... this is so... so uncouth... I love it..."
  120. >You smile at him
  121. "Well then, your majesty."
  122. >You let go of his butt and grip is tail lightly, pulling it a little towards the bedroom
  123. >He looks over, still surprised at how forward you are
  124. >You walk away, beckoning for him
  125. >He walks hesitantly into the room
  126.  
  127. >He comes into your room
  128. >You're sitting on the bed
  129. >You pat the spot next to you
  130. >He blushes and walks forward, pushing himself up on the bed next to you
  131. >He lays down, his head facing the other way as yours
  132. >you place a hand on his flank, now hanging over the bed
  133. >You grin, you're so ready for this
  134.  
  135. >You stand up, and unbottom your pants and shirt
  136. >Blueblood raises his tail and spread his legs a bit
  137. >You grip his behind again, and you lean forward
  138. >You're still wearing your boxers, but your boner is clearly visible
  139. >You press your covered crotch against his bare behind
  140. >He moans a little, looking back at you with needy eyes
  141.  
  142. >You snake your hand down and lightly fondle his balls
  143. >He gasps in response
  144. >You then start jerking his big stallion-hood, and he presses back even harder against you
  145. >You lick your finger, and get to work on his entrance
  146.  
  147. >His face is beat red; you bite your lip as you look at your handiwork
  148. >He's ready
  149.  
  150. >You pull down your boxers
  151. >Your erect member flopping out lazily
  152. >You flop it onto his ass-crack, he tenses up
  153. >He lowers his head and muzzle all the way down to your bedspread, and trembles
  154. >oh yeah
  155.  
  156. >You position yourself
  157. >and give him one last look in the eye before you shove yourself in him
  158. >He gasps as you enter him
  159. >The sensation is heavenly
  160. >You begin to buck
  161. >Buck like their's no tomorrow
  162.  
  163. >sliding in and out of his tight hole, you are amazed at how easy this way
  164. >He must have thought very highly of you to let you do this to him
  165. >You weren't complaining, however.
  166.  
  167. >You grip his pony hips
  168. >Thrusting in with another rough thrust
  169. >You can feel himself clenching on your member
  170.  
  171. >You feel a little cocky, for obvious reasons
  172. >You decide to talk to him like it's nothing
  173. "I really liked... those.. chocolates!" You say as you give him a few short thrusts
  174. >He pants, but looks back
  175. "Choc-chocolates?"
  176. >Wait what
  177. >You stop
  178. "You didn't leave the chocolates at my door?"
  179. >He shivers
  180. "No!" then after a few seconds "please get back to fucking me..."
  181. >that's strange
  182. >You get back into it quickly, but you're still concerned about the gift
  183. >if not from him, then who?
  184.  
  185. >You speed up your thrusts
  186. >The sound of slapping can be heard
  187. >The prince groans and clenches down on you
  188. >Feels good
  189.  
  190. >You can't last too much longer
  191. >Your breaths are heavy
  192. "You want it in... or out...?" you say between pants
  193. "In! please in!" he says, it sounds like he is close too
  194. >You reach down and grab his throbbing stallion-hood
  195. "no! no.. let me cum on my own.."
  196. >You smile
  197. >So be it
  198.  
  199. >A few rough thrusts are all it takes
  200. >You pulsate and fucking blow a huge load
  201. >he seizes as you pour into him, and he ejaculates under you
  202. >you rest your weight on his rear for a little while before you recover your bearings
  203.  
  204. >After recovering, both of you get to the shower and clean each other off
  205. >You fool around a little, but you don't go for seconds
  206. >After you're both clean you help dry him off and he stands by the door
  207. >He smiles up at you
  208. >He gives you a kiss on the hand
  209. "Thank you."
  210. "No no, thank you, your majesty."
  211. >You open the door
  212. >He takes a step out into the night
  213. >As soon as he does, you look out in shock
  214. >Pony Joe is standing there
  215. >He's crying
  216. >He turns around and bolts down the empty Canterlot street
  217. "Oh no."
  218.  
  219. >You chase down Pony Joe
  220. >He runs into his store and closes the door and locks it
  221. >You knock over and over
  222. "Pony Joe! Pony Joe I want to talk to you!"
  223. >you feel like you hand is gonna split open
  224. >Eventually he comes to the door and opens it a crack
  225. "What." he says sharply
  226. "Joe... Joe I'm so sorry... I didn't think..."
  227. "You're right, you didn't." He says, about to close the door
  228. >You shove your foot in the door
  229.  
  230. >He looks down and tries to close the door again
  231. >Your foot hurts but you're not stopping
  232. >You push the door open
  233. >Streams are streaming from his eyes
  234. "No! Go away Anon! I don't-"
  235. >You cut him off with a kiss to his lips
  236.  
  237. >You break away the kiss and look into his eyes
  238. >The unicorn is sniffling
  239. "I'm so sorry... I didn't know those gifts were from you. I thought that the Prince sent them... you said he was asking around town for me as well. It was an honest mistake."
  240. "...Yeah well I suppose." he responds
  241. >You hug him and laugh
  242. "So Joe, how do you want me to make it up to you?"
  243. >He looks you in the eye
  244. "Clean out my grease trap."
  245. >You raise an eyebrow
  246. "No you faggot, clean my actual grease trap. And I'm not paying you this time either."
  247. >God I love you Pony Joe