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A'Nown (Part 1)

By: Pony_Azathoth on May 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 12.42 KB  |  hits: 433  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You feel your way around the cosmos
  2. >You've have quite enough
  3. >This plane of existence is all dried up
  4. >You and all these other gods bickering over the final few scraps of the pathetic thing once known as"Humanity".
  5. >It's just not fun anymore
  6. >Sure, going somewhere else would mean you'd have to start over
  7. >Well, better than this shithole
  8.  
  9. >You fill your omniscient form out over the whole of this universe
  10. >You feel a gravitational pull on several parts of yourself
  11. >You choose one at random, and hope for the best
  12. >Your infinite form squeezes down smaller and smaller until it is smaller then the smallest of particles
  13. >You fling yourself
  14. >You slip through time itself
  15. >Everything is black for a while.
  16.  
  17. >You honestly hope you didn't miscalculate
  18. >If you dropped down through the wrong crack in spacetime.. you could drift for quite a few eons before hitting anything
  19. >You'd rather not have that happen
  20. >Thankfully though, you feel yourself righted as you enter a new universe
  21. >Before anything you stretch out and feel around
  22. >Nobody hear but you
  23. >A virgin universe?
  24. >Excellent. You love virgins.
  25.  
  26. >You search around the countless stars for a few eons
  27. >lifeless planets. Lifeless planets everywhere.
  28. >Finally, you feel one
  29. >Oh?
  30. >You look down upon it, and feel it with your presence
  31. >You feel many vibrant life forms exist here, scattered and varied
  32. >You ponder as you examine
  33. >Suddenly, you feel a great power
  34. >The FUCKING PLANET TURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
  35. >Jesus, almost snapped off some of your eternal consciousness
  36. >Well, not really.
  37. >Where did that come from?
  38. >You feel around and find a Pony
  39. >She's much bigger than the others, and seems divine and powerful
  40. >She rotates this planet, and within a few moments for you you feel her sister move the planet and the moon about
  41. >Interesting, interesting.
  42.  
  43. >You decide here would be a good place to set up shop
  44. >You'll get a fell for the local cosmic entities later
  45. >And enslave them; later.
  46. >You always liked to start small
  47. >Grounding yourself in time was always your first step
  48. >Being timeless and ever-present doesn't seem to help you much
  49. >So, you decide to make your entrance subtle but still present
  50. >You look through moments in the time, and select one moment and place
  51. >You imprint all your supreme being in one place and time
  52. >You being experience events in real time
  53.  
  54. >A Pony walks through the mountains
  55. >Dying, dying of thirst
  56. >She got lost
  57. >She felt so alone and hopeless and scared
  58. >What she wouldn't do for a savior...
  59. >Just then, she heard something move
  60. "Who's there?" She said, spinning around in terror
  61.  
  62. >You feel up yourself, flexing your new presence
  63. >You are much smaller then before, but also more condensed and strong
  64. >You can't move though
  65. >Such is the life of a statue
  66. >You reach outward and tickle the mind of the small, insignificant creature near you
  67. >The Pony suddenly tenses up
  68. >It had never felt the mind of another being before
  69. >She turned around and slowly trotted towards a cranny in the rocks
  70. >She squeezed through, being pulled by some force she couldn't understand
  71. >She then got through and turned a corner and froze
  72. >Before her was a statue
  73. >It was a many armed thing, it's shape a crude imitation of a horse with horrible tendrils and beaks and eyes covering itself
  74. >You tried your best to make the idol look like the residents of this world, but you got side-tracked. There is just so much about them... to improve.
  75.  
  76. >The pony clenched as she laid eyes upon the idol
  77. >She had never seen something like this before
  78. >It just sat there
  79. >But she could feel a horrible thing brush against her mind
  80. >It was around her, on all sides
  81. >Inside her
  82. >She felt a horrible revulsion and comfort
  83. >Then, the thing seemed to guide her forward
  84. >She could hardly understand the vast, complex thoughts of the thing she was around
  85. >She only could feel a portion of the thoughts, too much and she would surely die.
  86. >She clopped ever forward, her natural urge to bolt had been seized up by the thing before her
  87. >Once she got close, she noticed a bowl under the figure
  88. >It was filled with water
  89. >She stared at the idol, and even though it remained unmoving she felt as if it was beckoning her
  90. >Daring her
  91. >Offering
  92.  
  93. >The pony felt herself calm down
  94. >The massive presence had backed off
  95. >She felt the pressure die down
  96. >She still felt like leaving, but she no longer felt like running
  97. >She was thirsty though
  98. >So terribly thirsty
  99.  
  100. >Do it.. Do it you fuck
  101. >Do I have to fucking hold your hand, you stupid pony
  102. >Shit goddamn
  103. >You're little biological body requires atoms that are in the EXACT FUCKING configuration of two Hydrogen and one Oxygen
  104. >Don't blame me you're so picky about what you ingest
  105. >Fuck man, I blink and eons pass, and this bitch is taking forever
  106. >I can't believe this shit...
  107.  
  108. >The Pony feels herself cough
  109. >Her throat cries out, demanding the sweet release
  110. >She felt like something was up here, but she had to
  111. >She leaned forward, her head ever approaching the idol
  112. >As she got closer, she realized it only got more detailed
  113. >She dry heaved
  114. >She then closed her eyes and probed the air until the tip of her muzzle felt the water
  115. >She then dipped it in and began to draw from it
  116. >Sweet, Sweet release
  117. >The pain melted away, the water so pure and fine
  118. >She soon drew back, alive and satisfied
  119. >As soon as she finished, she felt the presence again
  120. >She suddenly couldn't control herself
  121. >She looked down at the gross statue
  122. >it had several horns on its head, but the center on was the far most hideous and long
  123. >It was also very sharp
  124. >She leaned forward, her face inches away from the tip
  125. "No nononono."
  126. >She stopped
  127. >Leaning backwards, she felt relief
  128. >The presence seemed to leave her
  129.  
  130. >She felt a clam wash over her
  131. >Then, suddenly, a force far stronger enveloped her
  132. >She felt herself lift her hoof far in the air
  133. >And slam it down onto the sharp point of the statue's horn
  134. >She howled in pain
  135. >She drew her hoof back, and then proceeded to beat it against the side of the bowl
  136. >She cried out in pain, again and again
  137. >Each time, the wound forced out more blood that oozed into the bowl
  138. >After a minute, she stopped
  139. >She drew her foot down but held it gently, it was sore and hard to walk on
  140. >She looked down at the pool of blood she had made
  141. >The blood seemed to be absorbed into the bowl
  142. >The statue glowered at her
  143. >She turned around and ran, forcing herself through the crack in the rock with great speed and almost injuring herself in the process
  144. >She ran home, suddenly she knew where it was
  145. >She didn't stop running and running and running until she reached it
  146. >She collapsed on the bed
  147. >She lived the rest of her life peacefully and free of worry
  148. >But once in a while, she'd look to the mountains where she had been lost
  149. >And she would shiver
  150. --------------------------------------------
  151. >Many years later
  152. >Diamond Dogs dug through the rubble of a mountain
  153. "Why are we digging 'ere, again?" one asked
  154. >Another one slapped the first
  155. "Duh, you idiot, we diggy here because the gems always come up after a big earthquake!"
  156. >the other one scratches his head in thought, and then nods stupidly
  157. "oh, ok. Tha' was the reason."
  158. >They dig in silence for a minute or two
  159. >Suddenly, they open up to a chamber
  160. >Within, they find a dim light
  161.  
  162. >The Diamond Dogs go inside
  163. >They see, all over the walls, gems and jewels
  164. >They cannot believe it
  165. >As they scan the room, they see a horrible statue
  166. >They ignore the gems for a second and walk over to it
  167.  
  168. "Wut?"
  169. "Iz a statue, you dolt."
  170. "Well, yea', idiot. How could you not see it?"
  171. "I knew that you two deadbeats! I'm asking wut is it?!"
  172. >he points to the statue's form
  173. "It looks like a pony."
  174. "Yea' you dolt, what did you thin-"
  175. >The dog slaps the other one
  176. "Don' start with that again!"
  177. >The third dog gets closer
  178. "It looks like a pony, but it's all... wierd."
  179. >He reaches forward
  180. >As soon as he touches it, he draws back reviled
  181. "Wut?"
  182. >The dog takes a second to compose itself before speaking
  183. "It's all.. slimy! And gross and stuff!"
  184. >They all look at the statue
  185. >Then, a voice is heard
  186.  
  187. "You three. Do you see the riches in this cave?"
  188. >They are silent, shivering in fear
  189. "The treasures can support many, but only one may have. Of you three, only one may have my treasure. Who will it be?"
  190. >The voice dies down
  191.  
  192. >You clear one of your hundreds of gurgling god throats after that little speech
  193. >oh my eternity this is going to be fun to watch
  194.  
  195. >One dogs steps forward toward the statue and bowl
  196. "Me! I found the cave first, so I should get it."
  197. >The second places a paw on the first's shoulder
  198. "Hey, wait-a minnite! I dug out the most rocks!"
  199.  
  200. >Oh shit yes, I've made the right choice
  201. >I just wish I had some intergalatic pop-corn for this
  202.  
  203. >The dogs begin to push and shove
  204. >The three of them begin to feel greed beyond measure
  205. >It was not uncommon for a little thievery between dogs, but this time it was serious
  206. >Testosterone ran high
  207. >The three begin to fight
  208. >Claws and fur flies
  209. >The biggest of the three grabs one of the other two
  210. >He starts beating the shit out of him nearby the statue
  211. "Is this wat you want thar, mr.statue man?" He asks, standing over the brusied body of the other dog, still alive but defeated
  212. "No." a voice range out
  213. "Then wat do you wa-"
  214. "HE WANTS THIS!"
  215. The other dog jumps from behind the big one, and slams his face down onto the statue
  216. >The unbreakable horns pierce the dog's skull, and blood seeps into the bowl below
  217. >The dog who was beaten scurries to stand up
  218. "What are you doing? Go away crazee dog!" the bruised one said, trying to escape the chamber
  219. >The crazed dog leaps and catches him by the tail
  220. >reaching out, he grabs a gem from the wall
  221. >he begins to smash the head in of the bruised dog
  222. >Again and again
  223. >the gem pulverizes the skull of the second dog, and he dies
  224. >blood and gore stains the perfect gem
  225. >The dog stands up, and walks to the statue
  226. "Is that what you wanted, statue man?"
  227. >The statue is silent
  228. >The dog looks at what he's done and suddenly feels pain in his chest
  229. "Oh no! My brothers.. what have I done?"
  230. >He tries to shake them to wake them up, but it was no use, they were both dead
  231. >Murdered at his hand
  232.  
  233. >The dog cries to itself, the pain of its actions too much for it
  234. >It is so remorseful
  235. >he crawls to the statue
  236. >he pulls his dead brother's body off of the horns
  237. >He looks at the horrid pony thing underneath, its horn red with the blood
  238. "Statue man... I have done what you ask... But I don't want my treasure.. I want to be with my brothers again!"
  239. >The statue is silent, but the pool seems to shiver
  240. >It begins to spell something out
  241. >a voice rings out to the dog again
  242. "Say my name, dog. And then, I will give you a chance to be with your brothers again. You will serve me, but you will be forever bound to them."
  243. >The dog reads the text in the pool, and feels a dark energy rise within him, but in order for it to work, he needed to speak.
  244. "A...A...A..." he began, the word horrible and awful and twisting to his tounge
  245. "A'Nown!"
  246.  
  247. >As soon as the word is spoken, the dog is flung back
  248. >He is pressed to the floor by an invisible force
  249. >bloods gushes from the pool
  250. >it creeps across the floor, slowly making a circle around the dog
  251. >soon, the blood seeps to the bodies of his brothers and they start to jitter and shake
  252. >the limbs become awakened, the crawl
  253. >their eyes still wide open and dead, but the bodies move
  254. >the dog in the circle begins to scream
  255. >the bodies soon enter the circle, and there is snapping and popping
  256. >the dog finds no recourse in unconsciousness, he must remain awake
  257. >the three diamond dogs are bound and joined together
  258. >a horrid thing, with mutant legs and arms, some fused and others not, its three heads sliding into position
  259. >he feels his hot blood being pumped into the cold viens of his brothers
  260. >he feels their dead flash weigh him down and shiver as his working nerves power them
  261. >the whole mass shivers and shakes
  262. >it slowly sits up, and stands up
  263. >the creature pants and breathes
  264. >foam forms near the corner of its mouthes, the froth dripping into the other snapping jaw
  265. >the other eyes remain dead and slow, but still roll in the sockets lazily
  266. >the statue speaks once again
  267. "Come to me, my Cerberus. You are mine now. Come; and join your brothers for eternity."
  268. >the beast walks towards the statue and seems to fade away into darkness
  269. >ready, waiting, watching.
  270. >And once again, the statue stays in the darkness
  271. >ready, waiting, watching.
  272. --------------------------------------------
  273. END OF PART 1