Title: Wishes, Magic, and Insanity Part 4 Author: PonyGone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/n9vhwxhS First Edit: Monday 23rd of April 2012 12:17:37 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 23rd of April 2012 12:17:37 AM CDT >You didnt get any sleep that night >Back against a tree >ScrewBall and Screwloose BOTH slept in your arms >You watch the sun rise >How did you end up doing this? >Was it because the God of Chaos asked you? >Or was it the fact that you were the one to ALWAYS, help the weak? >You recall a time in the 12th grade >Some girl was getting bullied because she liked anime >You arent a total weebo, but you watched what was on. >You intervened and it ended up with you getting a black eye from the attackers boyfriend. >The only thing you can remember, was those innocent eyes that girl gave you >Eye's you just want to protect >Is this one of those situations? >Helping, and only being beat down at the end? >Beaten down, because you cant protect anyone... >You fell out of your daze when you hear ScrewLoose talking >"Honey... My baby... Dont go..." >She seems to be dreaming of Discord and ScrewBall >The sun felt great on your skin   >Your legs were asleep >Two ponies sleeping on them must have cut the circulation off >You squirm around, trying your best not to wake them up >ScrewBall, being more sensitive then a used gaming mouse, woke up immediately >"Good morning Anon! Good morning Mom!" >The mare slowly opened her eyes >She looked at ScrewBall, and smiled >She turned to see the fellow that she had been sleeping on all day >Bedroom eyes >She wrappes her hooves around your neck >She leans forward, making you lean back onto the tree >its bark was firm >Her face draws close to yours >ScrewBall only smiles and watches >You can feel ScrewLooses breath on your face now >You cant stop from blushing at this point >Her grasp on you tightened >She closes her eyes and sticks out her tongue >FUCK >Why did it come down to this?! >ONE: She is an insane pony >TWO: her husband is the GOD of Chaos! >THREE: Her Daughter is sitting RIGHT THERE!   >Here is comes >The moment you dreaded >Her tongue glides across your cheek >It felt a little like sand paper >She works her way down to your neck >You are so confused >Her breathing is intense >She is standing on all fours >Standing, on your already dead legs >she loosens her grip around you >She head-butts you softly in the chest >She then gives you those eyes... >WHY THE HELL DO REMIND YOU OF SCREWBALL?! >WHY DO THEY REMIND YOU OF THOSE GIRLS EYES?! >"BARK!" what? >"BARK, BARK!" >She resumes that heavy breathing >Screwball jumps on in between you two >"That means she likes you!"   >ScrewLoose jumps off of you >Although you cant feel your legs, you can tell that that really hurt >ScrewLoose began chasing after her tail >"Bark! BARK!!" >"Anon, my Mom is the coolest mom ever!" Why is she... never mind >You still cant get rid of that blush >Damnitalltohellandback.gif >ScrewBall ran over to her mother >She pets her and they begin to play what looks like tag >They look so happy >weird... >Who would ever be so cruel to such a happy family? >You know who... >It must have been that "Luna and Celestia" Characters >Not wanting anything other then there own kind around >You believe its time for a family reunion >whether Canterlot wants it or not! _____________________________________________________ You are now ScrewBall _____________________________________________________ >What's anon up to? >He hasn't been talking for a while... >Jumps on head >Still nothing >Hmm... >Mom is walking close to anon, looking forward >She seems more calm around anon >So do you >... Anon! HEY! ANON! >Anon lifts you up, over his head, and in front of him >"Yes, ScrewBall?" >He stops walking >So does mom When are we gonna eat? >"BARK!" Moms hungry to! >... >This will surely make him "talk" >Wait... this will only make him get us something to eat! >Well, you are hungry   >"Lunch time!" >Anon has such an uplifting voice >You and Screwloose were playing catch >It seems like she understands Anon, as well as yourself/Dad >dad... >You jump on Anon's lap >Mom does the same >You and her fit perfectly well >Surprisingly >He lays out a bunch of fruit and vegetables >You didnt want this! Hey... Anon, do you have any sweets? >"No... Just eat your vegetables, its good for you! If you wont, ScrewLoose will eat them all!" >she was already munching down on them >Anon quickly grabs some broccoli >YUCK! >"Come-on, try some!" No >You tryed to put on a serious face >It ends up with anon laughing I dont want any... >You turn away >This is a battle you intend on winning.   >Its been an hour or so of fighting >"Look, you HAVE to eat it!" NO! NO I DONT! >He tries to push the food into your mouth >You dodge it >He tries the "Here comes the Choo-Choo train" >That never worked, even when you were a filly >But...Your still a filly >Zip it brain! >Anon is looking more and more upset >You dont know if this is funnier, or scarier Look, why dont I just give the rest to mom? We all win! >"No, why dont you just eat it, then we can move on?!" WHY DONT YOU BUCK OFF! >ScrewLoose stops her shoveling >Anon looks at you in slight shock YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR NOT MY DAD!!