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Wishes, Magic, and Insanity

By: PonyGone on Apr 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.97 KB  |  hits: 543  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Out in the Canterlot Garden...
  2. >A young filly lies under a statue at night.
  3. >That statue is her father, The God of Chaos.
  4. >This fillies name is ScrewBall, and she is the daughter of Discord and Screw Loose
  5. ScrewBall: Daddy... *sniffle* Today was... moms last day... *sniffle*
  6. >The moon reflects the statue in the tears of the young pony
  7. ScrewBall: Shes put in the asylum... *sniffle* Forever... *sniffle*
  8. >The statue remains silent, cold, and gray
  9. >The young filly begins to break down, at the feet of the statue...
  10. ScrewBall: WHY?! FIRST YOU... THEN...
  11. >The unfortunate filly looks to the sky
  12. >A single star, among the rest, was flickering
  13. ScrewBall: I wish... I had someone... someone to hold me... and to take good care of me... someone... who wont ever leave.
  14. >Was the Cosmos so giving? would it really answer this poor fillies wish?
  15. ________________________________________________________________________
  16.  
  17. >You are anon
  18. >A normal dude, living as a waiter for a near-bye restaurant
  19. >You are attending college online
  20. >You also live by yourself...
  21. >Playing "old" videogames and what not
  22. >You decide to take your nightly stroll
  23. >You like taking stroll's at night, because nobody came out at night
  24. >taking the "normal" route seems boring, so you decide take a different one... one that goes into the forest.
  25. >As you go deeper and deeper, the stars begin to fade... along with the moon
  26. >It is extremely dark now! Why didnt you pack an extra... LIGHT! Good thing you had your phone with you, its flash is really good!
  27. Anon: Whats this? A well?
  28. >You peek inside of it... there you see the moon, and many stars.
  29. >You looks up, not a single star, or even a moon!
  30. Anon: This well... its...
  31. >Before you can finish your sentence, you can hear what sounds like a little girl trapped
  32. >911
  33. >No signal
  34. >You tend to be the type that would run for help, but... not this time!
  35. >You grab the rope, then hoist your way down
  36. Anon: I'M COMING, DON'T WORRY!!
  37. ________________________________________________________________________
  38. >The young filly hears a noise
  39. >Startled at first, she jumps back behind the statue, but then looks at the well not to far away
  40. >it looks like... some kind of creature came out of it!
  41. >The filly remains uncertain, whether to stay of flee
  42. Anon: Wait... how? I thought I was going down... where am I?
  43. >You look around at the weird hedges, and awkward statues
  44. >The stars and the moon returned
  45. >You take a look at your phone, no signal
  46. Anon: Hello? Is anyone there? I think I'm lost?!
  47. >silence
  48. >The young filly behind her fathers statue says nothing, but ponder on the creature shouting
  49. ScrewBall: Could this be... the thing that I wished for?
  50. Anon: Hello?! HELLO?!
  51. >Just then, two royal guard stallions show up
  52. Anon: Hmm... horses... and no riders...
  53. Royal Guard: Holt! Who goes there?!
  54. >You jump back, shocked that the horse can speak
  55. Anon: Did you just? Naw... couldnt be...
  56. >you take a step closer, trying to pet it
  57. Royal Guard: What... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Step back, im warning you!
  58. >It really did talk
  59. Anon: You... really did talk...
  60. Guard Stallion: State you name, and what you are doing... whatever you are!
  61. >You could not believe what is happening
  62. Anon: Well, I am Anon. I came here because I heard a little girl crying...
  63. Guard Stallion2: Crying? I didnt hear anything! Take him in!
  64. Guard Stallion: Well just see who is crying when we take you in to see Princess Luna!
  65. >The two stallions placed cuffs around your hands and feet
  66. Anon: What is going on?! I came here to help someone!!
  67. >The two guards did not listen
  68. >They began to jab you, forcing you to move forward
  69. >You enter the large castle, heart beating faster and faster, anticipating what will happen next...
  70.  
  71. >The young Filly behind the statue?
  72.  
  73. Screwball: Oh no! I cant let them take him away... not like mom and dad!
  74. >She crept though the darkness, following the two guard stallions, and the strange creature they were taking into custody.
  75.  
  76. >The guards come to a stop
  77. >A large door is ahead of you
  78. Anon: Look, if this is a joke, it isnt fu-
  79. Guard Stallion: SILENCE! You may not speak, unless spoken to.
  80. Anon: But!
  81. >The second Guard Stallion gives you an evil look... one you are far to familiar with.
  82. >you remain silent
  83. >The Large doors begin to open
  84. >A burst of light hits your eyes, blinding you for a moment
  85. >A large Dark-blue pony sits in on a throne.
  86. >next to her is a larger throne, that one in white and gold.
  87. ?????: GUARDS!! WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE?
  88. Guard Stallion: Princess! I have brought to you a... creature! This... Creature was found lurking the grounds, found next to the statue of You-Know-Who.
  89. >The Princess Pony's eyes dilate for a moment
  90. Luna: To the Dungeon with him! For the act of releasing Discord!
  91. >You begin to struggle, trying to get out of the clutches of the two stallions
  92. >a moment later a Large pony, with huge wings and a large horn walks behind you, toward the throne...
  93. ?????:My dear sister, you need to hear both sides of a story before acting.
  94. Luna: But sister I-
  95. ?????: Hush now... you there, what are you... and what is your name?
  96.  
  97. Anon: I am a human... my name is anon!
  98. ?????: I am Princess Celestia, this is my sister Luna.
  99. Luna: (rolling her eyes) Pleasure
  100. Celestia: Anon, what were you doing in our garden? Next to discord, I heard.
  101. Anon: Discord? I heard someone crying, so I followed the sound... and it lead me to that place.
  102. Celestia: I see...
  103. Luna: You cant be serious sister, he was obviously trying to set -him- free!
  104. Celestia: Now sister, you must have a fair trial, and must hear both sides.
  105. Luna: BUT!
  106. Celestia: Guards, release anon.
  107.  
  108. >The Guard Stallions release you
  109. Anon: Thank You
  110. Celestia: Luna, you have to take both sides of a case, before reacting.
  111. >She leaves the room
  112. >Luna remains in on her throne, depressed.
  113. >the two guard stallions still are standing, looking forward into nothing.
  114. Anon: Well, I'll just be on my way.
  115. Luna: Very well...
  116. >She looks as though she was going to cry
  117. >Should you help her? After all, she was going to give you an unjust sentence...
  118. Anon: Um... Princess Luna?
  119. Luna: WHAT? BEGONE, HUMAN, ANON! ... We do not need you anymore...
  120. Anon: Look, if there is anything I could do to help...
  121. >What are you saying? Help? with what? LEAVE ALREADY!!!
  122. Luna: It is fine
  123. >She raises her head
  124. Luna: I shall continue to rule, and listen to BOTH sides of the story!
  125. >She now seems pumped, ready to punch a guys head off.
  126. Anon: ok... I'll just be on my way
  127. >She continues to talk to herself... what a weird pony
  128. ________________________________________________________________________
  129. >The young Filly that followed you in, is now having trouble finding her way out...
  130. Screwball: hhmmm, I swore they took a left here!
  131. >The young filly sticks her head through a door
  132. >The room was dark, and musky
  133. Screwball: where could he have gone?
  134. >She entered the room, and peered out the window
  135. >Her hat began to wizz when she took eye on you outside
  136. ScrewBall: I'm on my way! Dont leave that spot!!!
  137. ________________________________________________________________________
  138. >You begin to wonder...
  139. Anon: So... I'm in a land of talking horses, where an alicorns rules and Stallions are there "Royal Guards"... how did they build that castle, if they only have hooves... magic?
  140. >Questions are shooting in your head
  141. >You find yourself in the same spot, where you were apprehended at
  142. >A Large Creepy Statue casts a shadow over you
  143. Anon: What is with this statue...
  144. >You lean toward it, and put a hand on it
  145. Anon:It looks like it is trying to protect itself... and its... warm?
  146. >Almost the entire statue is giving off a warmth
  147. Anon: This is... weird...
  148. >But what isnt now?
  149. >You sat down at the feet of the statue, to collect its warmth
  150. Anon: I dont think im in kansas anymore...
  151. >You look to the moon
  152. >Its still same
  153. >You look to the stars
  154. >Its still same...
  155.  
  156. >It seems as though you, anon, have dozen off into slumber land... A very unwise choice, especially at the feet of Discord! Will ScrewBall get to anon? What will happen to anon? Find out next time!