Title: Thread moving thingy Author: PonyGone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/AsTS2x1W First Edit: Saturday 4th of August 2012 10:40:10 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 4th of August 2012 10:40:10 AM CDT >Once upon a time in the land of make-believe, there lived two VERY over powered alicorns that ran everything. >One day the male alicorn said "LETS HAVE SEX" >The female alicorn didn't want to be "tainted" but hey, they were the only 2 living things that ever lived... >A few Months later, the female alicorn was pregnant... Big surprise... >The two powerful alicorns looked to the universe and thought, "OMG we cant raise kids here!" >The universe was harsh and destructive. >So, the male alicorn condensed all the destruction and giant flying rocks into one big thing... cause that seemed like a totally awesome idea. >That big thing was later to be known as "Earth" >Like the universe, it was harsh and still very much destructive... >The female Alicorn created the Sun and Moon to try and keep balance of things, while the male mapped the cosmos. >Soon, two daughters were born to "Earth" and were given the duty to continue to raise the sun and lower the sun, and raise the moon and lower the moon. >Easy? >Good end? >NOPE! >The female alicorn began to fall ill, for some strange... "reason" and needed to return to the universe. >The father did not want to leave them alone on "Earth" so he created a shit ton of animals. >The Mother left behind almost all of her magic... >The two powerful alicorns ascended back to the universe and both lived happily ever after... >But wait... >THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ENDING!   >The "Father" and "Mother" left there children in a world filled with all kinds of messed up shit! >Celestia and Luna were there names... but not really... >They had "other names" but those two had to do, because the animals could not speak in the "secret language" >Celestia and Luna then grew up. >The lands began to take form, and Celestia and Luna quickly became philosophers! >They were never told of there duties, but all-of-a-sudden found out they were the "chosen ones" to raise and lower the moon. >They never thought to much of it... >Then Celestia was hit in the face with knowledge! >The sun was VERY important to all living creatures! >Eh... >After that things went on, they started a kingdom, became princesses, etc. >Luna came up with the idea being princesses, because if the "mother" and "father" returned, they would be marked "King" and "Queen" >Years went on... >Discord event, elements of harmony, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and other crazy events later... >The gates of Tartarus, which was to hold the bad stuff that the "Father" sealed was starting to crack! >WHAAAAAT?! >Celestia and Luna flip-out >"Why would he do that?!" they wondered. >Being them, they jumped to the conclusion that "Father" was the bad guy and "mother" was the good guy. >The two princesses used there powers to seal the gates forever and ever... >The bad stuff is probably bad for the O-zone layer... >Peace was restored in an instant... >Or so they thought...   >StarSwirl the bearded, assumed dead, returned. >Celestia greets him, but being the olg geezer he goes for Luna. >He tells her of the impending DOOM that was about to be unleashed on Equestria! >Celestia and Luna flip-out again >StarSwirl vanishes and Celestia and Luna believe that he was assassinated! >Celestia and Luna continue to live in fear for a bit... >ANOTHER SIDE >Discord ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN was let free! >Later to be found out that Chrysalis LET him free. >The two fled to the gates of Tartarus. >They believed that what ever was inside Granted them power of "Father" >They open the gates to find out no... >No power for them... >The elements of Harmony and the princesses were immoderately on the spot. >The gates, and all things inside it, were angry. >Using all the magic they had, they sealed away the DOOOM-THINGY!!! >But, some of it escaped. >And it seemed to be... like a wierd brown jello thingy... >All manners of creatures found this out and came to Equestria. >That brown jello thingy then began to form. >HOLY SHIT ITS A NUDE MONKEY! >Discord imediately bows, believing it was a "part of father" >THE NUDE MONKEY COULD SPEAK!!! >He claims to be human, and not know wtf just happened... >One moment he is chilling in his house... >The next, he is naked in a field, with literally everyone that mattered. >Seeing that he wasnt a threat, Celestia sends him to PonyVille. >Discord and Chrysalis was put in a "magical jail" >Things were looking brighter... >But not really...   >This is were you come in, Anonymous. >StarSwirl, not dead, returns and tells of the comming DOOM is approaching. >Celestia's jimmies seemed to be rustled... >StarSwirl, like many others, believed that "father" was evil. >"father is returning" >Everyone flips out. >Volcanoes exploding and stuff... >You, anonymous, are the chosen one and must vanquish "father" and save "earth" >have fun.