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Pound Puppy (Shorts)

By: PonyGone on Sep 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.89 KB  |  hits: 78  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be pound puppy
  2. >You watch as your friends are taken away
  3. >You are to ugly to be adopted
  4. >"C'mon little fella"
  5. >You are taken into the backroom
  6. >Are you being adopted?
  7. >You are put on a table
  8. >Your legs were to weak, you could not stand.
  9. >"Im sorry..."
  10. >Dad injects you with a needle
  11. >You began to feel sleepy
  12. >Maybe when you wake up, you will be in a little girls arms?
  13. >Maybe...
  14.  
  15. >Be pound puppy
  16. >Get adopted, and taken from friends
  17. >Sale on dogs
  18. >Believe you are about to go to a good home
  19. >Its a bronies home.
  20. >You live the rest of your life being raped while dressed as PinkiePie
  21.  
  22. >Be a pound puppy day
  23. >"Adopt me anon, I can give the best sex"
  24. EW, YUCK!
  25. >End.
  26.  
  27. >Be pound puppy
  28. >New owner is Philipino
  29. >END
  30.  
  31. >Be pound puppy
  32. >Anon puts peanut butter on his own genitals
  33. Cant... Resist... Peanut...
  34. >You lick all that shit off
  35. >Good End.
  36. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghIdvghHZr
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