Title: PiE: A Bit Screwed Up Author: PonyGone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/K2n98cy6 First Edit: Saturday 8th of September 2012 01:39:18 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 8th of September 2012 01:39:18 AM CDT >It was a dull night. >Much like any other night. >Surfing the internet. >Eating some potato chips, and drinking a can of soda. >It wasnt too long ago that school finished. >College, all 4 years, and still only working at Target... >It was a good job, the pay was fine, and your co-workers seemed to like you. >*sigh* >You turn to look at the almost full trash bin. Might as well. >You toss your empty cans into the trash, and make your way out to the dumpster. >The nightly joggers were out to greet you, and your catholic freak neighbor was "glad" to see you at this time of the day. >"WHATS IN THAT BAG? HUH?!" Just my trash Miss- >"WHAT? ITS NOT EVEN FULL! YOU WASTE BAGS THAT WAY!" >You let out a sigh, and continue to the dumpster. >Red graffiti was on the sides. >The smell of dirty diapers and rotten food surrounds it. >With one wind-up, you toss the bag into the bin. >"OW!" >... >Is someone in there?! >Probably a hobo... >It cant hurt to check.   >You hoist yourself up. >Empty? >You jump down, and wipe your hands on your shorts. >Must have been your- >"HEY, THAT REALLY HURT YA KNOW!" >You turn back at the dumpster. Hello? >A twirly hat can be seen. >SHIT, A KID! >You hoist yourself up once again to get her out. Are Ok- >... >A toy pony? >It was a small purple pony, about the size of your leg. Um... >You poke its forehead >"AH!" WOAAAH! >You fall back, landing on your back. Did... >The purple pony toy peaks its head out of the bin. >"..." How? >"That is NO WAY to treat the queen of evil!" ... >"HONESTLY! Not only did you toss a bag of trash on me, but you poked me! POKED ME!" ... >She jumps out of the trash bin. >"You are going to pay..." >You try to sit up, only to be jumped upon by the little purple horse with the twirly hat. >With further examination, you can see that its eyes are swirls, and its flank has a baseball and screw on it. >"PUNISHED!" ...   >"Kekeke!" >What a weird laugh... >"As punishment, YOU shall be my servant of EVIL!" >Evil? >No wonder this toy was thrown away. >It is creepy as hell! >You grab the toys hat. >"HEY! THATS MINE!" >It takes it out of your hands. >"You big meanie!" ... >You pick up the toy, and place it gently back into the trash bin. >"..." >They toy looks at you in confusion. >You walk away, trying to forget about what just happened. >A strange buzzing sound can be heard following you. > Every time you turn, it vanishes. >Almost back to your apartment. >"THE DEVIL! IT FOLLOWS YOU!" >You sigh. Miss, I asure you, there is no- >"Kekeke" ... >The old lady falls back. >"I KNEW IT! YOU ARE ON SIDE WITH THE DEVIL!"     >The toy flies over to the old lady. >"BOO!" >She faints. >"Kekeke!" >That twirly hat seems to be what is keeping it in the air. >The toy flies over towards you. >"You think that your servitude is finished?! You've still got a good 200 years!" >You grab the toy in mid air. >The twirling stops. What... Are you? >"Im a pony! The Daughter of Chaos! The queen of EVIL! THE ONE TO RULE ALL OF EQUESTRIA! I AM SCREWBALL!" >ScrewBall? >Really? >That mark on her flank is probably why. >You let her go. >She drops to ground, landing on her hooves. >Should you ignore this... Thing? >What would a normal person do in a situation like this? >You turn and kneel down to the... Pony. So... You are the queen of evil, and I am your servant? >"You've got it! Now open that door, and let me see my throne!" >... >She stands tall, striking a pose. >You stand back up, and look over to see if the old lady next door is fine. >KO'd >Well, it wouldnt look good if you are the only one here so... >You quickly opened your door and went inside.   >As soon as you opened the door, the little pony zooms her way inside. >Just gonna play along with it... >You've got nothing better to do. >You lock the door behind you, and make your way to your computer. >"She" was already there. >"AH yeah, I LOVE this stuff! >She grabs your half eaten potato chip bag, and poors it down her throat. >"THATS THE STUFF!" >She falls back. >Her hat falling off in the process. >She mane can be see more clearly now. >A dark purple, with streaks of white. >Very curly. Hey now. >She falls asleep. >... Crap... >You lift up the sleeping "pony" and place it on a pillow on side of your bed. >What are you gonna do with her? >You place her hat next to her. >Shutting the lights off, you hear her whisper. >"Daddy... I miss you daddy..." >You can't help but feel sorry for the "pony"... >It reminds you of a dog... That can talk... >*sigh* >You fall back into your computer chair and shut your eyes. Man... What "am" I gonna do?   >The morning sun's rays beamed down onto your cow. >'Naw, its just hot... >The hell?! >Its WINTER! >You throw the blankets off of you and see that ScrewBall was right next to you. >Her mane was in a mess, and her breathe smelled... Hey. >"Whaaaat?" Time to get up. >"I don't wannaaaaaa." ... >You get out of bed, ScrewBall clinging to your side. Hey. >She doesnt respond. HEY! >She crawls up your side, and lays on your head. >"Queen's seat." *sigh* >"Whats for breakfast?" >Breakfast? Hmm.... >You usually make pancakes, but now that you have another mouth to fill- >Wait... Does this "thing" even eat pancakes? >Shouldn't it eat like... Hay? 'Ya like Pancakes? >Her eyes sparkle and gleam with joy. >" I LOVE Pancakes!" >You pick her off of your head and set her down on the couch. >She begins to jump around, kinda like a child would... >"YIPEEE!" >As you reached down to grab the remote, you notice ScrewBall's hat next to it. >Her... Twirly hat... >You pick it up. >She was flying around with this... >You place it on your head. >... >"Haha! You look funny!" >ScrewBall climbs up your back and onto your shoulders.   >"Kekeke" >She places it on her own head. >"Only the QUEEN OF EVIL can use the HAT OF-" >You drop her. >"HEY!" >Time to make pancakes! >You walk to the kitchen. >"Quit ignoring your queen!" >Preparing the delicious cakes of pan, you feel your pajama pants being tugged on. >... >She is JUST like a little girl! >Needing ALL the attention. Yes? >She strikes a pose. >... What? >She puts on a "disappointment" face. >ScrewBall turns on the t.v. and watches Spongebob. >Seriously she is going to be the end of you....   >Flip. >Flip. >Flop. >You can hear ScrewBall laughing in the other room. >You lay out two plates filled with pancakes. >ScrewBall was following her nose, floating in the air. >She hovers over her plate. >"Mmmmmm" >She sits herself down. >You take your seat and dig in. >This IS good! >Totally worth it...