Title: METAL ANON Author: PonyGone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/nVmzW9Qp First Edit: Friday 28th of December 2012 10:32:08 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 28th of December 2012 10:32:08 PM CDT >Day: Feeling the METAL >Things are so lame here in Equestria... >You decided to change that... >Pulling a few strings here and there, you set up a stage. >Twilight and AppleJack helped, thinking it would be some nice piano music or something. >Vinyl let you borrow her speakers. >They were the best in Equestria. >"So Anon, what kind of music are you going to play?" >You smile. You'll see. >The sun was setting, and the sky turned a type of red you were hoping for. >You run up onto the stage, behind the curtains. >"Good luck Anon!" Thanks. >You arm yourself with your Electric guitar. >TIME TO BLOW THESE PONIES CUTIE MARKS OFF! >The curtains slowly open. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOzulXud52I >Ponies mouths drop left to right. >What sorts of musical madness is this?! >Smoke rolls in. Something's calling! >You can see Twilight step back from the sheer magnitude of your voice. In the night! >The final jaw dropped, Rarities. Electric madness! >Everyp0ny that was there had their jaws open. Roars in sight! Heat is rising Blazing fast Hot and evil Feel the blast! >Mares begin to rush to the stage. Out of control About to explode It's coming at ya >It was going crazy in the front, ponies shoving and pushing just to touch your feet. >Anticipating this, you hired Iron Will to help push the ponies back. Here comes the Metal Meltdown Run for your lives >You point at mane6, each fainting as your finger gets to them.. Can't stop the Metal Meltdown No-one survives Raging fury >Fire and fire crackers shoot from the stage Wired for sound Nitro bombshell Shakes the ground >You gotta thank Trixie later. High and mighty Rips the air Piercing lazer >Lazers begin to shoot out at the crowd. Burning glaze Out of control About to explode It's coming at ya >Ponies throw Iron Will to the back. Here comes the Metal Meltdown Run for your lives Can't stop the Metal Meltdown No-one survives >Ponies left to right were squash-soup'n Temperature is boiling Magnifying might Feeding like a virus Flashing light >Beads of sweat began to roll down your face. Imminent collision Shockwaves all around Generating energy Screams so loud >You play the shit out of the rest of the song. >Finally, you end.. >Ponies begin shouting your name >"ANON" >"ANONYMOUS I WANT YOUR BABIES!" >"AAAAHHHHH!" >Things were looking up >Today was the first day of your carrier.