Title:           Friendshave [Requested from Zuul]
Author:          PonyGone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3vrakApi
First Edit:      Thursday 14th of June 2012 11:44:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 14th of June 2012 11:44:17 PM CDT

>The night was your cloak.
>Not a single pony was awake.
>Your knife was itching...
>Itching... FOR HAIR!
>You dive down off of a roof top and into a pile of hay.
>There you waited, until you decided your next victim.
>[PonyGone] Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]?
Not now... I am deciding which pony to-
>[PonyGone] Rarity
What? Why?
>[PonyGone] Because... Gale.
Who is that?!
>[PonyGone] Dont worry about it... Just what ever your gonna do, do it to Rarity.
Fine.
>You were done discussing your next victim with your conscience.
>You pop out of your pile of hay.
>The last game you played was Assassins Creed 3.
>Your world ran a little faster then most other worlds...
>Suddenly you see Rarity's boutique in the distance.
>You made your silent dash towards it.
>You couldn't even hear yourself...
>Hot damn your good.
 
>You decide to take the hard way, and go through the roof.
>You began to make your ascend, when suddenly you hear a meow.
>FUCKING CATS!
>Yes... you were afraid of cats.
>[PonyGone] Pussy
S-SHUT UP!
>You almost blew your cover for a second...
>The cat made its own dash... towards YOU!
>ANON-O-MOUS! BATTLE STATION!
>You began to scrawl at super speeds
>[PonyGone]Like a RadioActive Roach?
...
>You are finally at the top...
>You use your razor to cut a hole, big enough for you to slip in and out of.
>You descend into Rarity's quarters...
>She was sleeping soundly.
>You took out your blade
...
>The first cut, is always the best.
...
>One amazing shave later
Done...
>Crap, why did you say that?!
>You raced to the whole you left in the ceiling
>Rarity was still soundly asleep.
 
>You waited till the next day.
>Your results are in
>A loud scream, tears, and a few "NAUGHTY" words here and there.
>You enjoyed every second of it.
>She was completely un-identifiable at this point.
>She was pink... and thats it.
>No Mane.
>No Tail.
>You didnt even spare her eyelashes...
>A knock at the door startled you
>It was Twilight
>She was Rarity in that state and comforted her...
>You didnt want this!
>The next thing you know, the mane6 are there, talking her though it.
...
>[PonyGone]Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]?]
You know what...
>You see the mane6 hug
Yeah... I do.