Title: Anonymousnessnessness Author: PonyGone Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/BGT8e3PG First Edit: Saturday 9th of June 2012 01:25:02 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 9th of June 2012 01:25:02 AM CDT [10:16 PM] anon: Feelin the LOVE [10:16 PM] octavia: Hello, Anon [10:16 PM] vinyl_scratch: Whatz up?! [10:17 PM] anon: Nothing much, the usual [10:17 PM] vinyl_scratch: DUUUUDE, I gotta tell ya somethin! [10:17 PM] octavia: Vinyl, dont you think we should wait? [10:17 PM] vinyl_scratch: NOPE! [10:17 PM] anon: what is it? [10:19 PM] anon: Um... you guys there? [10:19 PM] octavia left the room. [10:19 PM] vinyl_scratch: OKAY! now that she left [10:19 PM] guest-162269 entered the room. [10:19 PM] guest-162269 changed nickname to octavia [10:20 PM] octavia: This chat... Always is on the frits... [10:20 PM] vinyl_scratch: ! [10:20 PM] anon: Okay, whats going on? [10:21 PM] octavia: Anon, we wish to speak with you... pony to pony [10:21 PM] vinyl_scratch: She Means Human To Pony! [10:21 PM] octavia: Yeah... [10:21 PM] anon: Um... okay [10:21 PM] anon: where should we meet? [10:22 PM] vinyl_scratch: I dunno, octavia? [10:22 PM] octavia: How about the Library. [10:23 PM] vinyl_scratch: Yeah! That'd work! [10:23 PM] anon: um... [10:23 PM] octavia: Then its a date. [10:23 PM] vinyl_scratch: ;_; [10:23 PM] anon: Im sure she didnt mean it like that, vinyl [10:23 PM] vinyl_scratch left the room. [10:23 PM] anon: uh... [10:24 PM] octavia: We'll see you tomorrow Anon [10:24 PM] octavia: Goodnight, Anon [10:24 PM] anon: Good...night? [10:24 PM] octavia left the room. [10:24 PM] anon left the room. >It was pretty late. >Tomorrow, huh? >Better wear your super-awesome-lucky Jacket! >You make your descent from your chair and make your way toward your closet. >Opening your closet you see your super-awesome jackets... but not your super-awesome-LUCKY jacket! >Panicking began to break out >You shovel through your laundry... nope. >A sense of failure and hopelessness hits you. >The jacket is gone... and it will never be- >WAIT >HERE IT IS! >Your Super-Awesome-Lucky jacket was in the Super-Awesome-Lucky jacket case! >You put the case with its belongings somewhere more... noticeable. >You check the time >10:50 PM >You pull the case to the foot of your bed, plopping yourself onto it afterwards. >You pull on the light switch near you. >The light of the moon shined threw your window, casting a shadow of your shades. >it looked like 4 squares. >A black dot dashes across the top two squares, sending you under your covers. >nope! >Pulling your covers over your head causes the blankets over your feet to pull up. >DAMN THIS PONY SIZED BLANKET. >You pull the blanket down. >Your head is now visible, and can see the 3 squares cast over your- >3? >Your heart sinks, and your palms begin to sweat >NOPE! >Your nope had just sent the entire blanket over your head. >All of your legs are now exposed, feelin the COLD. >You try your best to get your entire body under the blanket. >Like that will REALLY protect you. >After getting your legs in, and several intense moments where your head was going to pop out from under the blankets... You are safe. >You decide to wait... >[about an hour later.] >You lift your head from your blankets. >The four squares were visible once more. >Your heart cant take any more of these shenanigans, so you decide to sleep.   >"Anon, what took you so long?! I read an ENTIRE BOOK waiting!" >Octavia rolls her eyes. >"A Foals picture book doesn't really count as a book, Vinyl" >She looks down, embarrassed. >Octavia puts down her book, Musicians Past, and walks towards you. >"So Anon... what do you think of-" >Vinyl rudely jumps in between you two. >"WERE GOING TO FIND YOU A MARE FRIEND!" ... >"Vinyl..." >The very thought of... having your own "Mare Friend" frightened you >What if you cant live up to her expectations? >What if she doesn't like the same music as you? >What if- >Vinyl can see that these questions are shuffling through your head. >"Anon! Calm down bro! We will do the hard stuff, and you... do the "hard stuff." >Octavia turns her head towards Vinyl. >That doesn't even make sense! >Vinyl begins to laugh, fueling the rage inside Octavia >But, you knew she would never snap. >You heard Twilight above on the second floor >"Ssshhhhh!" >Octavia put her hooves over her mouth >Vinyl only laughed harder >You wanted to laugh to but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIWDKQBtxVU ___________________________________________________________________________   >Vinyl sits, closely, next to you. >"Psst, Anon... "she" is your first target." >You jump back, not expecting Vinyl to be that close. Wha?!