1) I dont even... (stuck)

>What is going on with you...

>You are alone... again...

>GF broke up with YOU...

>Parents are gone...

>"Friends" are traitors, backstabbers, and users

>School got you know where

>You went to college for this?!

>Crappy job as a waiter

>mediocre pay, just enough for the tele and internet

>co-workers treat you like crap

...

>Calm down... relax...

>Making some Spaghetti... that always makes things better (even though you are the worst chief ever)

>Finally done

>You turn on the tele

>more war, drugs, murders, and stuff that you don't normally care about

>Goes back to check on food

>All of it is gone

>You rush over to the pot, to see what looks like Trixie... covered in your diner.

Trixie:The AMAZING TRIXIE has done it! A portal leading to "him"

?????: Well it seems you are also covered in "his" diner... Also, dont you think that the portal is *cough* a little small?

Trixie: Non-sense! The portal is more then enough!

?????: You cant make it bigger... can you...

The image switched to, what looked like, Gilda

Gilda: Let me see! I wanna see this guy!

Trixie: Dont be so rough with it, it isnt a toy!

What the hell, what the actual hell?! Your food has gone through a portal that leads to a Equestria...

Gilda: Whats wrong with him? NORMAL humans dont look like that!

?????: Dont insult anon. Can you, or cant you make this portal any bigger?

Trixie: Um... Let us see...

>On the outside, the pot is the same... but on the inside... IMPOSSIBRU! It is huge!!!!

 

>Drugs... it must be...

>I think its time for bed...

>you put the lid on the pot, trying to forget what you just saw

>Brushing your teeth

>Weird sound from toilet

>Nope.PNG

>Jumps on bed, pulls cover face like a little girl

>Light coming from under the bed

Good-bye cruel world

>Trixie and Gilda be in your room

>Stuck in hiding mode

Trixie: Trixie does now like this on bit.

Gilda:You and me the same, hun. Now... where is he?

>You scurry your way toward the door, trying to make no sound

Trixie: There he is!

Gilda: Grab him!

>You begin to float in the air, with a weird glow around you.

 

Gilda crawls under the bed, into the light

>Trixie follows her, taking you along with her

>Blind

?????:Awww yes. Well if it isnt Anon, my wonderful frie- wait... this isnt him?! This guy... is different...

Gilda: Are you saying... that we grabbed the wrong one?!

Trixie: Trixie is pleased with her work, Trixie made the portal, Trixie grabbed anon, She followed you instructions exactly. hmp!

?????: Something is different though... he looks the same... but without the chaos.

>Your eyesight begins to return

>Discord floating in midair, with a photo of you and him with the mane six in chaos in the backround

Anon: Wha- What is going on?!

Discord: Well, Well, Well, if it isnt the impostor anon!

>Gilda and Trixie both looking very upset

>Discord as well, suprisingly

Anon: What are you talking about?

Gilda: Dont play dumb!

Trixie: Faker!

Discord: where is the REAL anon?

Anon: what?!

>Suddenly another burst of light, this time from the ceiling

Discord: We were to late! Get out, quick!

 

>Celestia, along with the mane six floating down from ceiling

>Looks pretty epic

>Gilda flies out, while Trixie and Discord teleports out

>Alone

>They all land, looking at you... angrily

>Rainbow flies up to you

Anon: RainbowDa-

>She hits across the face

>Tears coming out of her eyes

>You... returned

>Idonteven.avi

>Pinkie jumps around you and rainbow

Pinkie: Anon is back, anon is back, Still looking like a tack! We thought he was dead, and now he's here! I think we im gonna shed a tear!

>Anon was confused, its super effective!

Celestia: Anon... how did you return?

Anon: What... do you mean? Was I ever here in Equestria in the first place?

Twilight: You mean... you dont remember?

>Fluttershy gasps, along with the rest of the six

>AppleJack looks down

AppleJack: He... doesnt remember... those summer days... those cold winters... our adventures...

>You are completely confused...

 

>The next thing you know is that your on the floor, Rainbowdash above you in tears

RD: HOW?! how... can you forget us...

Luna: DOEST THOU NOT REMEMBERED? THE PLEDGE YOU MADE TO EQUESTRIA, TO YOUR FRIENDS?!

Anon: 1) tone down the volume 2) what pledge?

>Celestia magically appears a scroll, at the top says Anon's pledge

>It states that you would protect your land, loved ones, and life

Celestia: You have been missing... for a year now...

RD: You just vanished, out of thin air! We were worried sick! We sent rescue parties all across equestria!

>Her tears are even heavier

>She suddenly comes to a stop

>She jumps back, her eyes shocked in horror

RD: Thats not... anon... is it?

>AppleJack walks up to you, puts her hoove on your head, then begins to walk around looking at your body

Applejack: It is him! I'd know anon from a mile away

RD: I dont know anymore... Im out of here

>She flies out of the hole quickly

 

>Silence befell the room

Celestia: Lets get back to Canterlot to solve this

>Celestia's horn began to shine and the whole party re-appeared in Canterlot, in the hall of the elements of harmony

Celestia: Anon, you may not know this but, you we once the hero of Equestria

>She reveals a tainted glass image... of what looks like you, fighting a large beast, with Discord rising one top

Luna: You were the ponies champion, your very presence light the room. But... for some reason, you lost all of it...

Celestia: where were you?

>the room fell silent

Anon: I was never here in the first place... so how...

Celestia: It seems like you still don't remember, but in due time, i'm sure you will remember.

>the rest of the ponies depart, exept Luna and Celestia

Celestia: Luna, please escort anon to his new quarters

Luna: At once

 

>You made your way to "Your new quarters"

>You enter a room, a little to fancy for your tastes, and everything is blue...

Luna:These are your quarters

>She said it so... sadly

Anon: Luna... I dont know whats going on, but when I do I'll-

>She puts her hoof over your mouth

Luna: Hush now anon, save it for tomorrow...

>She exits the room quietly

>You lay there on your bed, looking at the ceiling

>this is really happening, not the way you wanted it to... but it is happening

>You pull the large blanket over you, and ready yourself to sleep

 

>A dark shadow appears in the window

>You hide your head under the blanket, but keeping a small hole so you can see

>Your window begins to open slowly

>A dark figure begins to manifest

>What looks like a claw grabs the ground beneath the window

>Nope.mp4

>you quickly dash over to the exit

>A warm purple glow surrounds you

Gilda: There you are anon!

Trixie: Do YOU know how hard it is to sneak into Canterlot?

>Gilda checks if the coast was clear

>Trixie then sends you flying

>you grab the curtains

Gilda: Come on anon! We have to go!!

>She began to pull on your legs

>Still holding on to the curtains

Anon: Let go of me!

Trixie: Trixie thinks there is a better way to do things, other then act like a total brute

>Gilda lets you go

 

>you fall to the ground... face first

Gilda: Well what do you have in mind, miss goody-two-shoes!

Trixie: Well, for starters... Trixie can just teleport us to base, and not have to deal with any of this!

Gilda: WHY DIDNT YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Trixie: HUSH! You will alarm a guard or something!

>Gilda peeks out the window

>Trixie peeks out the door

Trixie: I think they didnt ca-

>you quickly jump over the mare in the door

Anon: See ya!

Gilda: How can you let him get away?!

Trixie: After him! GO!

>they quickly catch up to you

>Sharp turn, you hide in the nearest room

Gilda: Where did he go?

Trixie: Trixie thinks we should get out of here, QUICKLY!

>While she was saying that, a guard pony walks up

>Trixie and Gilda vanish

>the guard goes on to his normal business.

 

Anon:That was close

?????:What was close?

>That voice... it seemed familiar...

>You turn around