- Part 10 Angry Again
- >As you walk down where the dogs ran, you notice the green landscape turn rocky
- >The M1 rested on your shoulders, with your arms resting on it in turn
- >Shit, you must look like you're thuggin' down the road
- >Whatever
- >Not in the mood?
- >Not even close to that
- >You spot tracks. Holy shit, a ton of tracks
- >You weren't a professional tracker, but it looked like there were many hundreds of dogs that had run down here
- >There might not be enough bullets for them back at your little storage house
- >Eventually, you come across an empty plot of land
- >Lots of land
- >Rocky land
- >Examining the landscape, you look in horror as you find holes in the ground
- >Tunnels are not the ideal fighting ground, especially when you are the invading force
- >In an enclosed area, you're sure the first shot you fire will alert everyone there
- >You know nothing about how this tunnel system twists, and it's pretty much suicide to go in there
- >Without a second thought you jump in
- >Sliding down, you see the tunnel is well lit
- >Thank whatever god there is for small favors
- >Before to long, you land on your ass, producing a dull THUMP sound
- >Quickly glancing for dogs, you find yourself alone.
- >And you notice the tracks go on...
- >Hell, maybe you were a hunter or something
- >You follow them, M1 at low ready
- >Soooo many side-tunnels!
- >Suddenly, footsteps ahead of you
- >Without a second thought, you head towards the side tunnel on your right
- >Slowly you lay down your M1 and unsheath your knife, back against the wall
- >No need to let them know you're there yet
- >The footsteps get closer...and closer...
- >Then you hear sniffing
- >Shit, you probably stank like shit right now
- >Or at least noticable enough for a dog
- >You ready your knife
- >Its shadow lengthens into the tunnel you were previously in
- >You finally see the dog pass you
- >He was wearing some armor and had a simple spear as a weapon. SHIT!
- >...it didn't see you?
- >It still looks like it's sniffing around
- >Carefully, you peer behind the corner to see if there's any more of them
- >None
- >areyoushittingme?
- >You jump the dog from behind, pulling his head up and exposing his neck, and quickly slit his neck
- >Blood covers your hand and knife
- >It feels good, actually
- >Your hands felt a little better
- >And was there a hint of satisfaction when you slit his neck?
- >You drop the body in the side tunnel. Hopefully this will be over by the time anyone discovers the body. IF anyone disovers the body
- >Pick up your M1 and continue
- >Twists and turns are all over the place, but the tracks are still consistant
- >You come across a couple more guard dogs following the tracks, and kill them similarly to the first one
- >How long has it been? No more than a couple of hours...and you've only come across 3 guards
- >But soon, you hear some...crying?
- >Bingo
- >Stealthily you sneak towards the end of that particular tunnel, and see a bunch of ponies behind bars
- >Some were fillys, some were colts, but most were mares
- >You notice there were some Earth ponies and some Pegasi, but no unicorns
- >Huh...ponder that one
- >Wait, that means Twilight Sparkle isn't here
- >You almost run in there before you notice a sleeping guard
- >Poor dog must've been tired
- >Either that, or...
- >Yup, ear plugs. Holy fuck, that tops every Basic Entry Controller story you've ever heard of
- >Even the one about the EC who fell asleep in the TI office at 0400, 45 minutes before you all woke up
- >You walk in, and the ponies notice you at once. They stop whining and crying and pretty much all their noise
- >Looking around...you don't see Applebloom
- >God damnit
- >Set down the M1 and equip your knife once more
- >Swiftly you pull up the guard dog and hold the knife to his knife
- >You keep finding yourself behind these dogs...
- >Needless to say, the beast was stunned
- >Whip-crack went his whoopy tail
- >And the beast was done
- >He asked you *SNORT* "Be you a devil?"
- >And you said
- Nay! I am but a man!
- >Rock AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AWWWWWW aawww ohooo oooohhooo yeah
- >He wasn't too happy
- >Slowly, you motioned him to remove his ear plugs with your left while keeping him secured with your knife hand
- >He does as you instruct
- Alright soldier, where's the keys?
- >"They're over there."
- >He points to a box on the wall.
- Good boy. Now, are there any other cells here besides this one?
- >"Yes, dozens"
- >Shit. Wait... You bring the knife ever closer to his neck
- How many ponies occupy those cells?
- >"None! This is the only cell that is holding any ponies right now"
- >Fucking snake. He was going to waste your time
- >You knee him in the back
- Fucker. Cross me again, and you'll find yourself bleeding your neck out. Got it?"
- >He nods
- Alright, I only came across a three other dogs on my way here. where are the rest?
- >"Grrrrr"
- >Another knee to the spine
- >"OWW. Alright, they're all in the war room, planning for the next invasion."
- >Well fuck. This rescue mission turned into a recon mission
- Where's the war room?
- >"Go back the way you came. Take the first left, then a right, then go straight. That's where it is."
- One more thing. There are a couple of ponies that I know are here. A purple unicorn with darker purple hair, and a yellow filly with red hair. Where are they?
- >He snickers. "They're in the war room! The purple one is being interrogated right now!"
- >Kick him between the knees
- Why?
- >The only reason he's still standing is because you're holding him up. *COUGH COUGH* "She's helping us...*WHEEZE* find the best places to invade Canterlot."
- Why would she do that?
- >He recovers faster than you thought he would. "Because if she doesn't cooperate, the little one gets it!"
- Good boy. Here's your treat.
- >Slit his neck. The body drops lifelessly.
- >Now every pony appears scared of you.
- Calm down. I'm here to rescue you.
- >You open the box and take the keys. Your words do little to reassure them
- Listen up! Here's the plan! I'm going to release you all in a second. There is a path where there are plenty of tracks. Follow it, and you'll get out of these tunnels. Do NOT deviate from that path! Got it?
- >Plenty of yes. Yes. YES EVERYWHERE!
- And be quiet in there!
- >That hushed them
- >You unlock the cell doors and open them
- >Damn, they made noise, hopefully not too loud
- >Then again, you just had, from the looks of it, about 200 ponies saying "yes" seconds ago, so fuck it
- >They all run out as soon as they're freed
- >Damn, it took less time to get them going than you thought it'd take
- >As soon as the area is empty, you notice a box against the wall
- >Opening it, you see thirteen sticks of dynamite
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgnoukKJIaU
- >You take one out of the bunch
- >Take a count of the magazines you have on you
- >12 magazines. You're fucking lucky to have snuck around as quietly as you did.
- >12 magazines. That's 180 shots
- >You've got 3 clips as well, 21 shots for the M1
- >An idea pops into your head...
- >You take a magazine and empty the bullets into your hands
- >Carefully open the dynamite stick, and VERY CAREFULLY put the bullets in at different angles
- >Close the stick
- >Dear god, what have you done?
- >You've made a makeshift grenade
- >You don't know how effective it'll be, but it'll definitely cause a lot of damage just from the blast itself.
- >Shrapnel damage might be more minimal than you thought, but hey, bullets and their casings were only so strong... and there was also a little gunpowder in each of them as well! A nice little firework this might make... if it weren't so damn dangerous!
- >Now what to do with the other sticks?
- >Oh, you have a pretty good idea....
- >20 minutes later.............
- >You walk the path that the guard dog mentioned, not expecting to find the war room
- >By some miracle, he didn't lie to you, but for reasons unknown, you don't see any tracks
- >Big ass doors are in front of you
- >You kick them open and holy shit
- >The biggest damn room you've ever seen, even wider than the rocky land above, and there must be a thousand dogs in here, all with mediocre armor and spears...wait, there were about 10 of them with crossbows. Well fuck
- >You spot Twilight in the center, and Applebloom isn't far from her. She's being held by a slightly smaller dog, and one of his underlings is holding a crossbow at her small head.
- >You cringe at the thought of a bolt hitting a filly's head.
- >Twilight and Applebloom both cry out "ANON!"
- >Oh yeah, all eyes on you
- >"Who the fuck are you?"
- >You look closely and find it was the one holding Applebloom who spoke. He seems to be wearing slightly different armor. It looks more decorated, and he's wearing a fancy helmet...a barbute you think it's called
- >Useless trivia #1
- >He must be their leader
- You may have heard of me. I'm Anonymous, Captain of the United States Air Force. A few days ago, I kicked the shit out of three of your dogs. And a few hours ago, I killed somewhere between 17 and 30 of your dogs when you all invaded Ponyville.
- >"Ah, so that's you?"
- Yes. Who the fuck are you?
- >"I'm Higgins, the dictator of the diamond dogs!"
- >Intense staredown. Time to rustle some jimmies
- How did you enjoy my work?
- >He starts growling. "I didn't appreciate it at all. You set us back a few weeks."
- Oh, well, you're not going to like what I did about half an hour ago then...
- >He stares daggers at you
- >"Go ahead and tell me, Anonymous..."
- I killed four more of your dogs and released all the ponies you had locked up. I also gave them instructions of how to get out of here. I interrogated the prison guard, and he told me everything that's going on. And ALL of those ponies know. Your conquest is over before it has even started.
- >"GET HIM! I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PIKE!"
- >Bolts fly at you, and dogs are coming right at you
- >You duck, barely avoiding the bolts, and start firing your M1 into the dogs wielding the crossbows
- >In less than four seconds you've hit all but two of them
- >PING
- >Adrenaline courses through your body, making you reload faster
- >You hit the last two bowmen-er dogs, and proceed to start shooting into the crowd
- >Six more down
- >PING
- >Last clip loaded
- >The dogs are getting closer
- >Firefirefirefirefirefire
- >Shit, only got seven this time
- >PING
- >Immediately you drop the M1, and unholster your M9. At the same time, you take out that music player
- Twilight, I don't remember asking for this, but thank you!
- >You immediately think of a particular song. Not knowing how it works, you just sorta will it to happen
- >http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x24tba_megadeth-angry-again_music
- >The noise of the song echoes through the wide cavern, and drown out the noise of the bullets. Damn, it's like the band is actually there blasting your ears out
- >Not only do you feel even more empowered, but it seems that the diamond dogs are demoralized a bit. They're not so enthused about going after you. Have you become a monster?
- >It seems like it, as you start shooting the M9 into the crowd
- >They're still coming after you
- >And it takes about two bullets to take down a dog
- >Fuck
- >Empty
- >Reload
- >Continue fire
- >Hit one right between the eyes
- >At this rate, you have enough time for one more magazine
- >Fine
- >You reload, and start shooting wildly into the zerg rush of enemies while you unsheath your knife
- >Out of ammo
- >Drop the M9
- >You rush towards Twilight Sparkle
- >Dog in your way
- >He has his spear pointed right at you
- >Oh, I think I'll just let that happen
- >Yeah, right...
- >You dodge the spear and make quick work stabbing him
- >Pulling your blade out, you notice you're surrounded
- >MUSIC TO FULL BLAAAAST!
- >Their ears must hurt even more than yours, and yours feel like they'll bleed at any second
- >They're gripping their ears, and you continue the slaughter, getting soaked in blood
- >Soon, you look like you had a gallon of blood dropped onto you
- >Behind you, you get stabbed
- >Shit, that hurt
- >You also get punched in the stomach
- >And in the ribs
- >And in the kidneys
- >You're down now
- >Get up
- >Slice up a couple more dogs before you're forced down again, getting stabbed and hit all over
- >Well, you had a nice run
- >Your only regret was that you couldn't explain your drunken rage last night to Twilight
- >With all your strength, you pull out the dynamite, and a lighter
- >Light the fuse
- >"OH SHIT!"
- >The dogs notice your little bomb
- >They try to take it from you
- >A combination of the resolute strength of a dying man and their uncoordinated efforts keeps them from getting your makeshift grenade
- >You always did want to die in a blaze of glory
- >You start to shout with the last lyrics of the song
- ENGAGED IN CRIME I GRASP MY THROAT
- ENRAGED MY MIIIIIIIND STARTS TO SMOKE
- ENFORCE A MENTAL OVERLOAD
- >They finally grab the dynamite, but it's already too late. The fuse is beyond any point of reachability
- ANGRY AGAIN ANGRY AGAIN ANGRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
- >A loud explosion interrupts you and you close your eyes, seeing black
- >You open your eyes and see a purple dome over you
- >It seems you're still alive
- >But everything around you is fucked
- >You see limbs thrown around everywhere
- >Blood is everywhere
- >Slowly you get up
- >You start coughing up blood
- >Not good
- >Looking ahead, you see Twilight and Applebloom, and Higgins is gone.
- >In fact, you see stragling diamond dogs running into various exits
- >You jog over to the two ponies
- >BAD IDEA
- >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
- >Applebloom has her hooves over her eyes. Twilight has tears in hers
- >"Keep your eyes closed until I say otherwise Applebloom"
- >"Ok Twilight"
- >She turns to you
- >"Anon, you came for us..."
- Yeah
- >"But you were going to kill yourself..."
- Yeah
- >"And that song... It was scary...."
- Yeah
- >"Why were you going to kill yourself????"
- >You can't continue looking at her. She's emotional, and may have some PTSD. You need to get them out of here ASAP
- Come on, we have to leave now!
- >She nods, picks up Applebloom, and follows you
- >You lead the way, only pausing to pick up your discarded guns. Quickly reloading the M9, you feel you can never be too careful, especially right now
- >Picking up your M1, you just sling it around you. No clips. Might as well be a glorified club.
- >You soon come across that box you set down
- >Turns out you found a huge column that looked like it would collapse the tunnel if it were removed
- >That's what you intended to do
- Go on ahead. I have to light the dynamite
- >She turns her head and yells "NO!"
- What?
- >"How do I know you won't just stay there?"
- >Huh. From what she knows about you, that's actually a legitimate question
- >But still, very emotional
- I won't stay behind. I swear
- >Look her in the eyes
- >Ouch. Did you two just have a little moment?
- >You didn't like that
- >She turned and walked away
- >At least it got her going
- >You wait until she's a good distance away, and then you light the sonofabitch
- >And run
- >RUNNINGOHGODOHGODWHATHAVEIDONE
- >Still coughing up blood
- >And bleeding
- >You somehow manage to catch up to Twilight
- >The two of you run away
- >"Hey, shouldn't it have gone off by n-"
- >BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
- >Rocks everywhere
- >Keep fucking running
- >That's the entrance you took going in
- >Now it's your exit
- >FUCKING RUN
- >Somehow, you made it before the whole underground collapsed
- >Immediately, you vomit blood
- >Applebloom finally opens her eyes
- >"Uh Twilight, what's wrong with Mr. Ahnon?"
- >She turns and gasps at the your bloody mess
- >Her horn starts to glow...
- >And then Higgins comes and grabs her
- >"Did you think that would stop me? I may have lost my army, but like a phoenix, I will rise from the ashes of my dogs!"
- >You unholster your gun and jump up to your knees
- >And notice he's got a handgun-sized crossbow aimed at Twilight's head
- >"It's either her or you. Make your choice!"
- >You see the insanity in his eyes
- >Reminds you of...well you, with one exception
- >He's an untrained amateur
- >You're a professional.
- >You gently toss your gun in front of you, landing 5 feet ahead.
- >He's about 10 feet way from you
- >"A poor decision Anonymous!"
- >He fires as you leap forward
- >You miscalculated your reaction time
- >He hit you in your thigh
- >But you still have the advantage
- >He thought you would let him shoot you
- >You grabbed your gun and fired.....
- >And hit Twilight Sparkle
- >She falls
- >Immediately, you empty your clip into Higgins
- >"No...Fair..."
- All's far in love and war, buddy.
- >You crawl over to Twilight Sparkle and examine the bullet wound...
- >She got hit in her hoof, above the knee joint... or where the knee would be if she were a human
- >Exit wound...good, there's one. You would hate to have to dig out a bullet
- >You quickly remove your ABU blouse and sand t-shirt, and rip the t-shirt into strips
- >Your training kicked in and did the rest
- >Stopped the bleeding
- >Stable
- >But she seems out of it
- >"...Anon, why?"
- >She passes out
- It was an accident. I'm sorry
- >Tears run down your face
- >This hurt much more than Ashley
- >You get up and fireman carry her.
- >Applebloom follows you
- >"Hey Mr. Ahnon! That sure was some fantsy fight'n ya did back there!"
- Yeah
- >"Is Twilight gonna be 'k?"
- Yeah, of course
- >You're weak, you're depressed, and you're hurting
- >She keeps on talking all excited as kids always do, and you nod here and there, say yeah in the appropriate places, and just listen to her
- >Applebloom is pretty much keeping you going at this point
- >You make it into town, and see that town reparations are going on right now
- >Even at...well, it's sunset, so yeah, it's kinda late for the day
- >Almost immediately you're spotted, and ponies come running towards you
- >Gently, you take her off your shoulders
- She's got a flesh woud on her hoof, and possibly some Post-
- >"We'll take care of her from here"
- Alright, thanks.
- >There's a carriage that comes by shortly to pick her up
- >with that responsibility gone, you let yourself fall face first and pass out.

