- Fizzle story
- >Day Hiking in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >It's a beautiful day as spring ends, giving way to summer
- >There's not a cloud in the sky, and the temperature's just right for a hike in the Everfree
- >You make the preperations for the day, and bring with you, in a backpack, A jar of water, a survival knife, some jerky, and Trail Mix
- >To be honest, you don't know what to bring on a hike, so you're just bringing the essentials
- >Food and water
- >And a knife
- >With the Everfree having Mythological monsters a knife is beyond necessary
- >With that in mind you make sure to stay on a beaten path, rather then go into the forest alone
- >Even with friends at your side it's still really dangerous
- >You heft the backpack on to your back, hostler the kife at your side, and head out into the wilderness
- >The sun beats down on to you a you beat the path down even further with your boots
- >aka Rarity's shit attempt at sneakers
- >Have to give her credit though, they're not too bad
- >They're a nice fit, and they stay together well, outlasting any of your original clothes
- >Only problem is that they're fucking heavy
- >At least you're getting a workout on this this venture
- >As you go on you hear the sounds of the animals and beasts that live here
- >You almost makes you uneasy as anyone one of them could come after you
- >You won't go too deep into the forest, so you could easily run back home if shit hits the fan
- >However, from what you've seen, you only get attacked unless you're either in the territory of a predator
- >And that the animals never go into populated areas
- >They hop over paths, avoid the edge of the forest like the plague
- >It's actually pretty cool
- >The ponies stay to their land, and leave nature be
- >Nature stays in its land, and leaves the ponies be
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- >Going along your path you listen to the sounds made in symphony by the animals that live here
- >It's just amazing how it all works together
- >Aside from the occasional hunter on the prowl who disturbs it all
- >In fact, you can hear one now
- >A Manticore, if you're not mistaken
- >A nasty thing
- >It's a lion with a scorpion tail, and bat wings to let it fly
- >Out of all the monsters here that is one you do not want to deal with
- >It's roar is rather close, and the sound of breaking branches and rustling bushes does not help you relax
- >You just pray to whatever god is listening that it doesn't cross your path
- >But you're not that lucky
- >A screaming white blur comes right at you, knocking you right down with it on top of you
- >You're dazed for a moment as it climbs off of you, and grabs your hand
- "I-I'm sorry man, but we have to move!"
- >Whatever it is, it sounds male... Sort of
- >Either way, you're pulled up from the ground with a vague idea of what's going on
- >This guy's running from the Manticore you heard
- >To be safe, you start running with him
- >With your "Sneakers" holding you back you take notice to what the stranger is
- >A thin white and pink Dragon, with two large ones
- >However, one of them seems a bit limp
- >You attempt to ask if he's okay, but before your lips even move your path is blocked by, what else, and enraged Manticore
- >The Dragon staggers back, and hides behind you
- >"It's back!"
- >Is he expecting you to take care of this?
- >It's a fucking Manticore, you are no match for this thing
- >The Manticore slowly steps forward, his teeth shining in the light
- >Holy fuck those are clean
- >Ask the Dragon why he can't barbecue this thing
- >"W-what? I haven't eaten any gems, so I can't even m-make a spark... just a nasty burp..."
- >Figures
- >With a fucked wing and no fire, he's just an overgrown lizard
- >You try to think this through logically
- >You have a knife at your side, but you're no match for this thing
- >You've got a jar of water, trail mix, and... Beef Jerky
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- >You take off your backpack, and go straight for the package
- >They're wrapped up in some paper, strong enough to make sure they don't get all over the place
- >"Hey! N-Now's not the time for a snack!
- >Oh ye of little faith
- >You take out a strip, and toss it to the Manticore
- >It lands in front of the beast who sniffs it curiously
- >The manticore gives it a small lick before taking it into it's mouth entirely
- >It seems to enjoy it
- >With that stroke of luck you throw the rest of them meat into a nearby bush, which the Manticore eagerly chases after
- >You grab the dragon by his wrist, and start running for your life
- >After this quick sprint you exit the forest's edge
- >Safe from any Beasts that may have followed you
- >"Oh man... Y-You saved my life! I can't thank you enough!"
- >You say that it was no problem
- >"No, I-I have to repay you back! A-As part of the Dragon Code I must Help you with anything you need! Or, until I save your life in return..."
- >Oh Christ, it's one of those deals
- >Then again, you can't just leave him here, what with his broken wing
- >He'd die out there in his current condition
- >Besides, having a Dragon butler is a pretty cool idea
- >And why should Twilight have all the fun?
- >You agree to this little deal, and even say that he can have a guest room in your house
- >"O-Okay! Just glad we're not sharing a room, that'd be pretty, you know..."
- >Awkward?
- >"Y-Yeah... That."
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- >You are Anon
- >And you just saved someone's live, hell fucking yeah
- >He's a bit busted up though
- >After a trip to the hospital you learn that a bone in his right wing is broken
- >Kind of hard to get a cast on that, so they settle with a splint
- >He'll have to occasional take it off for stuff like bathing, but it's not a problem
- >After everything's said and done you return home with your new [spoiler]slave[/spoiler]
- >He went on about something called "The Dragon's Code", where since you saved his life he's your personal servant
- >You accept this, and let him live with you
- >Letting him stay in your home's guest bedroom
- >You bring him inside, setting your backpack on to the rather mishapen counter
- >When the ponies helped you build your home they weren't sure how to scale everything
- >Hell, your bed is Queen size plus one
- >The guest room, to your knowledge, is the only room scaled to the size of ponies
- >And the kicker?
- [spoiler]>It's the perfect size for you[/spoiler]
- >"S-So, this is your house?... It's a bit weird..."
- >You agree with him, and begin to show him around
- >It took a long time to get used to this house
- >For a while you found it similar to a fun house with its odd proportions
- >You go through the bathroom, bedrooms, kitchen, attic, and finally the cellar
- >Aside from the odd scaling Fizzle seems to like it
- >He sits in his new bed in his room, and you join him
- >"Heh, th-this is pretty cool. A lot softer then my nest back home..."
- >You give him an assuring smile, glad that he's comfortable
- >"So wh-what do I have to do first, 'boss'?"
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- >...
- >Fuck
- >You're honestly not sure
- >You're used to doing things for yourself
- >How about something you hate?
- >Like... scrubbing the kitchen floor
- >"Oh, that doesn't sound too hard."
- >A few minutes later he's not so chipper
- >"Ugh, why won't this stain come out?!"
- >You don't tell him, but what he's scrubbing is part of the tile
- >You're just enjoying his agony
- >You watch him scrub furiously at the floor to no avail
- >His brow sweats, and wing flutters
- >His behind shakes a little as he goes on...
- >...
- >Okay, that's enough of that
- >You tell him what he's doing wrong
- >"What? Oh, I-I knew that! Hehe..."
- >Sure he did
- >He moves on to another section of the floor, but you leave the room
- >You think back on why you were eyeing him up
- >You never had any Thoughts about men like that...
- >Then again, you never thought of anything sexual since you got here
- >Maybe the fact that you found someone vaguely humanoid your blue balls finally found a reason to turn on
- [spoiler]>not wanting to fuck ponies[/spoiler]
- >To be fair, his figure is rather feminine by human standards
- >He's not that bad at all
- >Shit
- >Looks like you're bi now
- >"I-I'm done!"
- >Fizzle tells you that he finished the floor
- >You doubt that he did a good job, but congratulate him anyway
- >You say that you don't have anything else for the moment
- >"Oh cool..."
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- >Something clicks
- >This guy is completely new to Ponyville, meaning that if he goes out on his own he's going to be completely lost
- >You offer him a tour of the town, as he's going to live here for a while, and maybe try out some of their food
- >"Th-That sounds like a... W-Well... Okay, I guess."
- >Sounds like a what?
- >A date?
- >Oh god, did he catch you looking at his ass?
- >That's just going to make everything weird
- >It's bad enough that he's making you question your sexuality, but even he's questioning it
- >You'll have to keep yourself under control...
- [spoiler]>Unless he makes the first move[/spoiler]
- >As you both walk through the town you gain a few glances from the pony-folk
- >You recognize these looks from when you first came to Equestria
- >Now that you've got a Dragon pet it only makes your presence even stranger then normal
- >Can't blame them, really
- >An alien with a sentient, and exotic pet would certainly turn some heads
- >You make it to the Ponyville library
- >If you are to introduce this dude to anyone it has to be Spike
- >Little guy has never seen another dragon in person before
- >After giving a few knocks on the door you both duck your heads to get in
- >You greet Twilight, who's currently organizing the library's books
- >"Oh, hello, Anon," She greets, "Who's your new... friend? Is that a Dragon?"
- >You confirm her observation, and tell her the story
- >"Well now, I never took you for the heroic type Anon."
- [spoiler]>Oh she wants the D[/spoiler]
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- >You explain his situation as well, and that you think it's best that he meets her and Spike first
- >"Good thinking. Fizzle was it? If you have any questions you can come here, okay?"
- >"O-Okay, Twilight."
- >Well that went off with out a hitch
- >You expected Twilight to to playing 20 Questions as soon as she saw Fizzle
- >Although, Spike might be a different story
- >You're honestly a bit eager to see his expression
- >But when you ask where he is she tells you that he's at AJ's
- >Probably playing with Applebloom, or helping them out with the harvest
- >Not too bad you guess
- >You can introduce Fizzle to the others along the way
- >Both Fizzle and yourself thank Twilight, and head on your way
- >Next on your list is Rarity
- >Fizzle mentioned not eating any gems in a long time, so you might as well show him where to get some
- >Even if she uses them for dresses she does occasional share with Spike
- >Maybe your slave could get in on that
- >But on your way you're tackled by something
- >Again
- >You honestly should have seen this coming a mile away as a high-pitched voice shouts in your ear
- >"Hey Anon! Who's your new friend?"
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- >Pinkamena Diane Pie
- >Aka, Pinkie Pie
- >Aka, Party Planner
- >Aka, Pie Thrower
- >When you first came to Equestria this mare was right there to greet you
- >She dragged you into town while you where you were seen as a freakshow
- >Pinkie didn't understand your situation for quite a while
- >In fact, once you told her what was going on, she felt sympathetic to you
- >She understood what it's like to be so far away from family
- >She even made a promise that you will make tons of new friends here, and that you will never be lonely
- >You try to make a speedy introduction
- >Pinkie, this is Fizzle, Fizzle, this is Pinkie
- >Give a brief summary of today's events, and future plans
- >"Oh, another new person! How would you like a welcome party~?"
- >"A-A party? Really?"
- >"Of course! Gotta make you feel welcome~!"
- >"B-But, I-I won't be staying for too l-long..."
- >"Aww... Well, then we can have a going away party later, and maybe you can visit was after!"
- >This pony, man, you swear
- >"Oh... Y-Yeah, that sounds good. If everyone's as nice as you, I guess I can."
- >"Great~! How does tomorrow sound?"
- >Fizzle looks at you, probably expecting you to say that he has more chores
- >You tell Pinkie that tomorrow would be great
- >"Awesome~!!! I'll send out the invitations right away!"
- >She disappears as quickly as she arrived
- >"Well she was nice..."
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- >The bell above the door rings as you enter Rarity's Boutique
- >You and Fizzle want on in to hear Rarity call out, "Coming!"
- >She perhaps thinks that you're another customer
- >"Now then, what is you need from- Oh, hello Anonymous!"
- >Rarity was another that accepted your presence, mainly because Humans wore clothes 24/7
- >Not to mention that she saw it as a challenge to make make clothes for an entirely new species
- >She did mess up on occasion, but you can't really blame her for it
- >See sneakers
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Fizzle the Maid
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