Title:           AiE - Erenehylitornos part 1.
Author:          Phlegm
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of April 2012 05:05:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of April 2012 05:05:59 AM CDT

AiE – Erenehylitornos (Still untitled)        Part Uno.
 
 
 
> You feel dead tired, but relieved.
> At last finished all of your stuff prior to deadlines and ahead of you is a long weekend.
> You open the door to your flat and start making your way towards your bed while undressing, leaving a trail of clothing behind.
> Fall face down in to your bed and wrap yourself up.
> What is this
> My bed can't be this comfy.
> With your brain already offline you quickly drift off to sleep.
 
> You are flying over a row of mountains.
> It's bright and warm around you.
> A sunset without clouds is the only thing to greet you in this empty sky.
> It feels amazing to have this vast nothingness all for yourself.
> Suddenly your moment of enjoyment is interrupted by gravity.
> ”Yeah I know this dream alright.”
> You've seen it more than enough times as a kid, but not in the ten past years atleast.
> Falling and hitting the ground in a dream always results in the same awkward wake-up.
> You'd kick your feet straight and feel shivers even if it was a midsummer night.
 
> Now that the ground is getting details at high speed you start to pay attention what is below you.
> You see a castle, carved to the mountain side  overlooking a large valley.
> The valley is filled with beautiful green nature and seems mostly untouched.
> You still spot a seemingly large village and farming fields here and there.
> They disappear from your sight as the ground is closing in awfully fast.
> Directly below you is a gravel road leading to the castle you saw earlier.
> Your heart jumps as you hit the side of the road.
 
> You kick your feet and open your eyes.
> With your heart beating like mad, you groan and roll on to your other side to catch sleep again.
> The sudden sensation of grass on your skin really rustles your jimmies.
> You open your eyes again.
> It's dark and you are sitting on grass next to a gravel road wearing only long johns.
> Your surroundings consist of a crossroads going through an open field and few patches of trees all around the place.
> Something resembling a waterfall can be heard in one direction, but your vision is blocked by a small hill.
> You have no idea where you are, but you do know that this isn't anywhere near your house.
> The cold wind also reminds you that this time you actually are half naked outside.
> Better get up and start to make your way towards the supposed waterfall.
 
> You sprint up the small rise and see a familiar looking castle with the waterfall next to it.
> The water from it flows past the front of the castle down to the valley you saw from the sky.
> Wait what
> Surely that was a dream and this too.
> No way you'd be alive after that fall or even flying in the first place.
> Your reasoning gets interrupted yet again by the cold.
> Hastily you make your way to the front of the castle.
 
> There is nobody in sight, not on the walls nor elsewhere.
> With the drawbridge up there is no way to continue further unless you go for a swim in the water filled moat.
> ”HEY, ANYONE UP THERE?”
> The winds ocean like sound is your only answer.
> After shouting for a good while your throat starts to hurt.
> Looks like your only option is to take a dip which doesn't seem like the best idea considering your current attire.
 
> ”This fucking dream.”
> You wonder what you did to deserve this when you slide down to the icy water.
> Your feet touch the muddy bottom and you can easily walk to the other side.
> Getting back up the ledge is another thing.
> Finally you make it, only to be sent back falling head first in to the water due to the ledge crumbling under your feet.
> Totally not pissed.
> This time you crawl until you the ground feels solid enough.
 
> Sneaking past the drawbridge, you come face to face with the castles iron lattice gate.
> ”Great.”
> You walk up to the gate and try to see if there is anyone beyond it.
> Surely someone would hear you now that you were closer.
> You are about to shout again when you spot something that seems like a flashlight beam closing in beyond the corner.
> You sigh in relief as this patrolling guard would surely save you.
> ”Hey you! Please open this gate, I'm drenched and it's really cold out here.”
> Your voice is really ho(a)rse from all the shouting.
> You see the beam of light stop for a second.
> You hear footsteps nearing you.
> It doesn't really sound like a human though. More like hoofsteps.
> ”Is it a mounted patrol? Inside a castle?” you ponder.
> This dream is getting weirder by the minute.
 
 
> The guard is almost in your sight.
> He starts to speak:
> ”How in the hay did you manage to get soaked and what business do you have at the-”
> Your eyes hurt when the light suddenly hits them.
> You finally see each other with only the gate between you.
> A fucking talking horse with a light emitting forehead.
> It interrupts itself when it sees you.
> Must've been quite a sight.
> You are all covered up in sand and grass when you struggled at the ledge few moments ago.
> Your hair is wet and muddy and covering up most of your face.
> Your only piece of clothing is your black long johns, that are also soaked and covered in sand and whatnot.
> With your rasp voice you murmur the first words that come up to your mind.
> ”What the hell is going on?”
 
 
> The horse looks you with eyes the size of dining plates.
> Though it actually isn't horse now that you see it clearer.
> It's too small to be a horse so you conclude it is a p0ny.
> You also notice that it is wearing an armor set you feel like you've seen somewhere before.
> Suddenly you figure it out.
> Could this be.. a my little p0ny dream?
> You get a stupid grin on your face.
> It makes sense.
> This was Canterlot Castle, but you didn't recognize it because it wasn't all that.. cartoony?
> The guard though seems to be like in the tv show.
> You are interrupted by the cold wind again.
> You serious the fuck up.
> Grabbing the gate in front of you, you look directly at the p0ny guard.
> ”Open up.”
 
> No more frozen in fear, the guard starts to take steps backwards before suddenly deciding to leg it.
>”IT'S A DEMON! DEMON AT THE MAIN GATE!”
> Your hope of surviving the night vanishes in to the darkness.
> You slump down on your knees, still holding the bars.
> Surely you will wake soon from this nightmare.
> Dream within a dream, what is this, Inception?
> Minutes pass and you are debating if you should try tossing yourself past the ledge in this very real feeling dream.
 
> You lift your head as you hear multiple hoofsteps closing in.
> ”It's over here Your Highness, this is where I-”
> Yet again the guard interrupts himself when he sees you.
> Other guards seem to follow the pattern of getting scared shitless.
> Close to behind them is a royal looking, nightsky coloured pony.
> Princess Luna.
> ”Identify thyself, creature of night.”
> You can't stop shaking because of the cold wind.
> You cough up incase you can produce voice of some sort.
> ”Human”
> Luna gives you a really surprised look, but doesn't end up mute like the three guards behind her.
> ”You there, go get Celestia even if you have to wake her up and tell her to come to the bathing area”
> The guard seems to be more than happy to leave this sight and disappears back where they came from earlier.
> She then motions the two other guards to open the gate.
 
> You crouch under the gate when it's open enough.
> You are now facing Luna.
> She motions you to follow her.
> Neither of you say a word as you walk through corridors after corridors.
> After a way too long walk you stop by a wooden door.
> She goes on about stuff like washing yourself and after that answering questions about pretty much everything.
> Well you weren't planning for this dream to go any further.
 
> Past the door you find a huge bath, about the size you see in public places.
> You also spot a smaller tub near the back.
> You wash off the dirt and make your way towards the small tub.
> You are not sure how much time passed in this dream, but you feel dead tired. Again.
> You slide in the tub.
> It's warm.
> Despite feeling tingly all over, you close your eyes and feel the sleep taking over.
 
End of part Uno.