Dwarf in Equestria (one shot)

>Day Dwarf in Equestria

>You had been wondering around that damned forest for quite some time before this wee unicorn found you

>After a brief stand of and some explaining she offered to house you while she tried to find a way to send you home

>"Alright Anon here we are!"

>You look at the sight before you in disbelief

You live in a tree?!

>”Well yeah,” She says, confused by your outburst, “Is that not normal where you come from”

No, but neither ar’ unicorns so I guess I can’t be to surprised

>Rolling her eyes, Twilight smiles at you and leads you inside

>”Alright Anon you just wait here, I’m going to have Spike send a letter to the princess to see if she can help you.”

>You grunt in response and start to look around the room for something of interest

>Books. Books Everywhere.

>You hate books

Aulë I need a drink…

>You spy a kitchen across the room and make your way over

>After searching the kitchen from top to bottom and not finding a single drop of booze you start to get irritated

>Walking out into the main room you see Twilight coming back down with a little purple lizard

>The lizard looked away from Twilight and, seeing you, took to cowering behind her

Is this some sort of pet?

>”Who Spike?” Twilight asks, “Of course not, he’s a bay dragon and my number 1 assistant!”

>You burst out laughing

Dragon?! Hahahahaha!

>Twilight looks at you with intense confusion, practically begging for an explanation

Lass, that is no dragon. Dragon are bigger than you house and wipe out entire cities in minutes. They are not chubby little lizards.

>You break into another laughing fit

>Spike seems to have taken offense to this as he is now standing in front of Twilight with a defiant look on his face

>”I am to a dragon!” he says “I’m just a baby! Watch I can even breathe fire!”

>Spike heaves out his chest and proceeds to breathe as big a flame as he can

>This causes him to burp, the force of which forcing him onto his ass

>You are practically in tears at this point and start to try to pull yourself together remembering you had a question for Twilight

Hey Twilight where do you keep you ale at I couldn’t find it anywhere

>”Ale?” Twilight asks

Yes lass it has been far to long since I had a drink

>”I’m sorry anon but I don’t have any ‘ale’”

>You sigh in disappointment

Well what do you have a need a drink any kind of liquor will do

>”Liquor?”

>You’re starting to get annoyed with this little horse

Yes, Liquor. Surely you have some around here?

>”I’m sorry Anon but I’ve never heard of ‘liquor’ or ‘ale’ before.”

>You start to get mad but then a thought crosses your mind

>’Maybe the just have another word for it here. I am in a completely new world after all.’

>Realizing your mistake you trying explaining what you are looking for to Twilight

Maybe you just have another word for it. Liquors are types of drinks that help you relax after a long day… or morning. It makes you feel good, gives you confidence, and helps to take your mind of harsh battles.

>Twilight stood with a hoof rubbing her chin thinking for a moment before she answered

>”I’m sorry Anon but I’ve never heard of a drink like that ever being made in Equestria.”

>Ok now you’re mad

>Before you can say anything Spike burps out a scroll

>You could’ve been surprised by that but after meeting a talking unicorn who lives in a tree with a little fire breathing lizard you decided that it wasn’t worth getting excited about

>Twilight seemed absolutely ecstatic though

>”That must be from Princess Celestia! Maybe she found a way to send you back!”

>You pray to the Maker that this is your ticket out of this liquor-less hell hole

>Unfurling the scroll Twilight reads it over and looks up at you

>”Well Anon I’ve got good news and bad news,” Twilight says, “which would you like to hear first?”

Just spit it out Twilight

>Twilight sighs obviously wanting to make some fun of this but your future with booze was at stake here and you were in no mood for fun

>”Bad news first then,” She says, her face growing sad, “I’m sorry Anon but Princess Celestia has no way of sending you back home…”

>For the first time in your life you feel what you believe to be a tear leak from your eye

>No more fighting, no more ale, no more dwarven brothers, no more ale, no more protecting your kingdom, no more ale, no more of your love, Yurgret, and worst yet, NO MORE ALE

>”Would you like to hear the good news now Anon?” Twilight asks

>Dazed from your loss of alcohol you just grunt in response

>”Princess Celestia want me to have you stay here so I can learn more about you, your species, and where you can from! Isn't that great!” Twilight says excitedly

>Hearing this you snap back to attention

>No

>Nonono!

>”Oh I have so many question! Where were you born? Do you have a family? What did you do for work? Do all of your species have as much hair on their face as you? What do you do for fun?”

>Finally you snap

AughhhH!!!

>Grabbing your knife you slit your own throat, throwing your self in to deaths arms in a last ditch effort to escape this hell hole

>Falling to the floor you promptly bleed out leaving Twilight and Spike to stare at your now lifeless corpse

>”Oh he must have been tired!” Twilight said to Spike, “That must have been some sort of ritual his kind do when going to sleep”

>After scribbling down a few more notes twilight lifts your body and walks you upstairs to her room

>”He can have my bed for tonight, he obviously needs it more than me.”

>Setting you on her bed, she pull the covers over you

>Turning to leave Twilight blows out a near by candle, walks outside, and shuts the door behind her

>”I’ll just ask him about his home world tomorrow morning,” She says, “I just hope he doesn't sleep in to late.”