Title:           Actual Demographic: SHIGGY
Author:          PastaStories
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cnKgyhzL
First Edit:      Friday 14th of September 2012 09:16:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 14th of September 2012 09:16:35 PM CDT

>Hit up Wal-Mart for dinner ingredients
>Decide to check toy section after grocery shopping
>Pony blind bags have restocked
>Stealthily pull out phone, open checklist
>Check code on first bag
>Success, put it in the cart
>Realize I'm not alone in the aisle anymore
>8 year old girl now watching me
>Can see she's doing the George Costanza face at me while she pretends to look at stuff
>Undeterred, check next bag
>Nope, next bag
>Nope, next bag
>Nope, next bag x15
>Her mother is now standing behind her
>Watches me rifling through children's toys
>Observes that I'm buying 4 cans of spaghetti sauce
>1 pound meat
>2 pounds Halloween candy
>Last bag, sweating bullets, finally find last toy on checklist
>Try to put unwanted toys back in box
>Knock it on the fucking floor
>Start cracking up, cackling
>Mother escorts daughter from aisle
>Actually, the daughter started booking it and the mother barely kept up
>Good instincts on that one
>Giggle to myself while I clean my shame from the floor