- >You return home after another stressful day of work.
- >God, it's like people don't even know how computers work.
- >You were tempted to tell them to delete System32 just so you wouldn't have to deal with their shit ever again.
- >Seriously, one customer thought that Microsoft made trojans.
- >Being the obnoxious, overly-critical jackass you are, you are seriously on the verge of snapping.
- >You open the door to hear your dog barking like the house is on fire.
- "Kenny, shut up."
- >You hang up your coat, and walk over to the source.
- >The first thing you smell is...yogurt?
- >Goddamnit, did you not close the fridge all the way AGAIN?
- >Seriously, that dog loves yogurt, it's not even funny.
- >You then see it wasn't him at all.
- >It's a small, white pony that got into it.
- >Her legs are spread out and there's yogurt all over her.
- >You can see her warm-looking belly, her young pussy, cute little sphincter, and...crotchtits?
- >Wow, there goes your boner.
- >But there are more important things, such as:
- "Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house, eating MY yogurt?!"
- >The pony flinches, dropping the yogurt, spilling more of it on her.
- >She doesn't even make a peep, besides that.
- "I asked you a question."
- >"I...I..."
- >Between retarded customers and weird marshmellow things eating your yogurt, you're flipping your shit.
- >You storm up to her, fists clenched.
- "You have 5 seconds."
- >"Uh..."
- "1."
- >"My..."
- "2."
- >"It's..."
- "3."
- >"My name is Sweetie Belle!"
- >She says this before reeling back, terrified.
- >You smirk a little. Score one for pissed-off IT guys.
- "Alright, Sweetie Belle. Tell me how you got here."
- >"I don't know, I woke up, and I was on this couch!"
- >Wow, what a shitty reason. Sad part is that it's probably true.
- >(shut up I'll come up with a better reason later)
- "Alright then, tell me. How are you going to pay for that yogurt?"
- >'Um...That's a good question."
- "Ok, you can't clean, you can't cook, what the hell are you good for?"
- >She turns to you, soot all over her cooking garb, eyes tearing up.
- >"I'm sorry, but I'm just not good at anything..."
- "You've got THAT right."
- >She's now this close to crying.
- >Scratch that, she's bawling like a baby now.
- >She sounds like a teapot amplified.
- "Oh god, just shut up, I beg of you."
- >She doesn't listen to you, and you swear there's a puddle of tears near her.
- >Gotta love cartoon physics, but you don't need your house flooded.
- >However, the sound of her crying starts to really, really set you off.
- >You walk up to her and bitchslap her.
- "Stop crying or there's more where that came from!"
- >She just cries even harder, getting on your last nerve.
- >This time you just punch her.
- "I said, shut the fuck up!"
- >She manages to simmer down, ending with a sniff.
- >"I'm sorry..."
- "No. No apologies. You better do something to make me happy right here and now."
- >She looks around, before shivering.
- >"Uh...Or else what?"
- "I'll make you sadder than I am mad."
- >She quits shuddering to try to bolt out the door.
- >You manage to stomp on her tail, though, and stop her.
- >She screeches in pain from pulling her tail.
- >"I give! I give!"
- "Don't run or I'll rip it off."
- >Holy shit, where did THAT come from?
- >She nods, almost about to cry again.
- "Alright, now."
- >You say this while thinking that you might as well jump off the slippery slope.
- >You flip her around, belly up.
- >You run a hand from her head all the way down to her belly, before sinking to her lower lips.
- >You try to ignore the two little bumps on the way, because if you're going to violate this little twat, you don't need a boner killer.
- >You dip a finger inside her, not pushing past the hymen yet.
- >She squeaks in a mix of fear and forbidden pleasure from your touch.
- "Aww, someone's enjoying themselves."
- >"No, I don't like this!"
- "Then how come you're saying otherwise down here?"
- >It's true, she's wetter than New York down there.
- >After fingering her, and getting her ready for what you're about to do, you take off your pants and boxers.
- >She realizes what you are about to do.
- >"Please, no..."
- "Hmm, you said please..."
- >Her eyes fill with hope.
- "NOT! Ha, the look on your face when I said that, holy shit!"
- >She starts crying again, not as loudly as last time but still loud.
- >BAM. You right hook her in the face.
- "You're making me go deaf, you nasty little slut!"
- >She stops screeching for once, only sobbing in terror.
- >You shove it in her, breaking her hymen and taking her innocence with it.
- >GodDAMN, she is like a touriquet.
- >You don't let her get used to the feeling, and start pumping it in her.
- >She starts to cry out from the feeling. Bitch is probably secretly liking it just a little.
- >You start thrusting even faster, practically melting from how hot she is.
- >Given the fact that you rarely masturbated, you feel it coming.
- >You decide to give this obnoxious horse a creampie.
- >Your thrusting reaches a fever pitch, as you feel your first spurt coming.
- >BOOM. Your cum fills her up.
- >You pull out, before aiming your dick at her face.
- >Your cum makes her even MORE white, like 'newfag's first attempt at a non-shitty OC' white.
- "Alright, now. Have you learned your lesson?"
- >She nods, trying to get the cum off her face.
- "No eating my yogurt, if you're going to live her. And I'll need you to carry my own weight, so be prepared to provide more...'entertainment.'
- >She nods again, about to cry yet again.
- "Good. Now go clean yourself up, you little cunt."
- >You walk to the fridge, getting some yogurt, before walking over to your favorite chair to sit down and watch some TV.
- >Today still sucked, even after that.
- THE END