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Rainbow Dash becomes impregnated

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>you're chilling out on a hill
>you've been in equestria for a few months now
>everyone's been kind to you, except rainbow dash contrary to fanon beliefs
>she's not necessarily rude, just...aloof
>you figured she just needed time
>but she's had plenty of damn time
>your thoughts are interrupted as you hear...sipping?
>you stand up, wiping the grass off you, and walk over to the source of the sound, quietly
>when you find it, you're surprised to see Rainbow Dash in a rather elegant hat, sipping from a teacup
>you quietly watch as she puts down the teacup and gracefully takes a crumpet, before eating it
>you gotta say, she's beautiful
>wow that was sappy on your part
>you try to get up, but a bird lands on you
>you immediately sink down, right on time as Rainbow Dash turns to your direction
>she notices the bird and smiles, not noticing you
>then the bird decides to shit on your head
>you rise up, grabbing that bird
"Fool, do you not realize what you have done?'
>you bring the bird closer to your face
"Return home, this time. Tell all you know that I shall bring hellfire to your lands.
>you release the bird and it flies away, practically shitting bricks
>you then remember that Dash was there, watching, blush contrasting her blue coat
"Should I just leave you alone forever now."
>she nods
>you then walk away, deciding to follow up on your word
>except you don't
>you continue to watch her, this time not having birds shitting on your head
>you find it strange that she always picks this spot
>one day, while watching, she sets down her cup, and groans
>"For Celestia's sake, Anon, I know you're there!"
>you don't fall for it, and stay there
>she looks around, and shrugs
>"Must've been my imagination."
>you high-five yourself a tad too hard
>she hears it, and gets up, trotting up to you
>"Jig's up, Anon."
"Goddamnit."
>"So what's your deal?"
>you sigh, before beginning
"You're so damn aloof! I want to know more about you, but you don't even give me the light of day!"
>"I have my reasons, ok?!"
"Like what?"
>"Like...uh..."
>check and mate
>you smirk, before your stomach growls
"Mind if we, uh, discuss this over tea?"
>she thinks for a moment
>"Fine."
>a few minutes later, you're munching on crumpets and sipping tea
>you aren't sloppy but you're nowhere near as proper as Dashie
"So, if you don't mind me changing the subject..."
>"Go ahead."
>well she calmed down at least
"When did you start doing this?"
>"A while ago. Rarity got me started, to be honest."
"Why aren't you more open about it?"
>"Because I have a reputation to keep!"
"You basically did the same thing with reading, and nobody judged you for it..."
>"How did...oh right, omnipresent powers."
>you smirk a little, a tad amused that everyone still believes that you're like a god
>"Anyway, this is different, and more girly!"
"You're a girl, though."
>"Not THAT kind of girl!"
"A girl, nonetheless."
>she facehoofs
>"Fine, you got me there. But I'm still not telling. And you better not either!"
"My lips are sealed."
>"I'm trusting you, here...."
"No seriously, I won't tell a soul.
>"Good. Anyway, so how come you're stalking me?"
"I wouldn't call it stalking..."
>who the fuck are you kidding you're totally stalking her
>"I would!"
"Ok, fine, call it what you like. Anyway again, you're so damn distant."
>"And again, I have my reasons."
"And again, like what?!"
>"Maybe it's because I feel...weird around you, alright?"
>could she mean...?
>yeah haha no
"What do you mean?"
>"Like...I don't know how to describe it!"
"Try to."
>"My heart races, I don't know what to say...ugh, like right now!"
>well it's official
>she likes you and you are therefore a marty stu protagonist in a shitty fic
>nah you're just lucky as fuck
>well that's what you hope, because you hated my second life
>but i digress
>you pick up your tea and platter, and sit next to her
"Do you like me, Dash?"
>"Whoa, where did THAT come from?"
>you just turn to her with a look that says 'just answer the question'
>"...Fine, yes. I really like you."
"Why didn't you tell me?
>"I thought you'd reject me because I'm a pony!"
"Dashie, you're one of the best looking mares i Equestria, a hard worker, and more. Why would I reject you?"
>you say this while wrapping an arm around her
>"...So you're accepting me?"
"Let me put it this way."
>you turn her head to you, and kiss her
>she flinches a tad at first, but practically melts into the kiss
>you try to stick your tongue in, never being one to beat around the bush
>she jumps, then opens her mouth before thrusting hers in, trying to gain the upper hand
>your tongues dance for a while, until eventually you manage to be on top
>you pull away after a while
"You want to take this further?"
>"Sure."
>she starts to take the hat off
"Wait, keep the hat on. I think you look cute in it."
>"R-really?"
>she blushes at your request and comment
>"Thanks, I guess."
>she smiles sheepishly
"So how should we do this?"
>"Whatever you want, I guess."
>you remove your jacket and set it down as a mat of sorts
>you pick up Dash and set her on the jacket
>you then give her another brief kiss before sinking down to her legs
>you get an idea, and start rubbing her legs, running your fingers over her hooves
>"Stop that, I...ah..."
>sensitive hooves are sensitive
>after messing with her hooves, you run your hands down her legs
>you take this moment to appreciate her various curves, caressing them
>her breathing speeds up as you get closer and closer to her marehood
>however, something catches your eye
>a pair of crotchtits
>you lay down, and put your head close to the left nipple, while rubbing the right with your thumb
>"Hey, what are you doing?!"
>you decide that actions speak louder than words, and start to gently suck it
>this gets her to gasp
>you nip at it slightly, while pinching the right
>he sits up, and places a hoof on your head
>"Just like that..."
>you oblige and keep on sucking
>after a while you switch nipples, and this time don't bother with the slow stuff
>sadly there was no milk for you from either of the nipples
>after a while you sink down further to her marehood
>"Why did you stop?"
"So I can do this."
>you give her a poke on the clit with your tongue
>she gasps yet again
>this time you give it all one big lick, causing her to shudder in delight
>she pushes your head in slightly
>you take the hint, and stick your tongue in
>once you go in all the way, you start moving it around
>her breathing continues to speed up from the pleasure
>you eventually begin to taste skittles
>you think about how the candy has hints of the fruit they want to be
>you think how they're like rainbow dash: she wants to be someone famous but is just like everyone else deep down
>something like that, I lost the post that said what I'm trying to say
>you start exploring her lower lips, taking in the flavors
>eventually you find a certain spot, which you proceed to stimulate via your tongue
>if this is what you think it is you are ready
>she starts to moan in bliss
>she pushes you in further, and you roll with it
>you keep tonguing her G-spot, trying to get her to squirt
>after a while, you hear her moans speeding up
>"Anon, stop, I gotta-"
>her words are interrupted as she cums right inside your mouth
>"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh..."
>just like that you like skittles again
>you pull away, wiping your mouth
"You liked that, eh?"
>she nods, panting
"Then you're going to love this."
>you unbuckle your belt, and remove your pants
>you remove your boxers and reveal your shitty excuse for a cock
>she laughs at it
>Nah, just kidding! Now where was I...
>she frowns at it, but quickly tries to change it to a smile
"I know, I'm not much.."
>"What? No! You're just fine!"
"Sure I am."
>you position yourself over her
"You ready, Dash?"
>she nods, smiling
>you prod at her a little before inserting
>sweet jesus she's tight
>the pleasure just about stops your breathing
>you almost cum right there but you manage to stop yourself
>"Aren't you gonna move?"
>oh right you were screwing Rainbow Dash
>you pull back before slowly moving back in
>she softly squeals
>you repeat the process, speeding up a tad
>pull back, thrust, pull back, thrust
>you manage to get the hang of it after a while
>a while later, you're still thrusting, balls slapping against her flank
>she is moaning rather loudly now, clinging to you with her front hooves
>you start feeling something cumming
"Dash, I'm gonna cum soon."
>"Do it inside me!"
>wait
>you're cumming inside Rainbow Dash?
>somewhere a group of nor/mlp/eople are gathering up to salute you
>feelsgoodman.jpg
"Alright, if you say so!"
>your thrusting speeds up, as do her moans
>"Ohmygoshohmyhgoshohmygosh..."
>she pulls you in closer, clinging to you as she cums
>you cum as well, both your juices mixing
>she tightens around you, milking you for every last drop of cum
>after your last spurt, you pull out, and collapse next to her
"That was great, Dash..."
>"Agreed..."
>you curl up to her, holding her in your arms
"Hey, Dash, quick question."
>"Yeah?"
"Is it your estrus cycle right now?
>"I think so...Wait."
"Fuck."
THE END

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>you're chilling out on a hill
>you've been in equestria for a few months now
>everyone's been kind to you, except rainbow dash contrary to fanon beliefs
>she's not necessarily rude, just...aloof
>you figured she just needed time
>but she's had plenty of damn time
>your thoughts are interrupted as you hear...sipping?
>you stand up, wiping the grass off you, and walk over to the source of the sound, quietly
>when you find it, you're surprised to see Rainbow Dash in a rather elegant hat, sipping from a teacup


>you quietly watch as she puts down the teacup and gracefully takes a crumpet, before eating it
>you gotta say, she's beautiful
>wow that was sappy on your part
>you try to get up, but a bird lands on you
>you immediately sink down, right on time as Rainbow Dash turns to your direction
>she notices the bird and smiles, not noticing you
>then the bird decides to shit on your head
>you rise up, grabbing that bird
"Fool, do you not realize what you have done?'
>you bring the bird closer to your face
"Return home, this time. Tell all you know that I shall bring hellfire to your lands.
>you release the bird and it flies away, practically shitting bricks
>you then remember that Dash was there, watching, blush contrasting her blue coat
"Should I just leave you alone forever now."
>she nods
>you then walk away, deciding to follow up on your word

>except you don't
>you continue to watch her, this time not having birds shitting on your head
>you find it strange that she always picks this spot
>one day, while watching, she sets down her cup, and groans
>"For Celestia's sake, Anon, I know you're there!"
>you don't fall for it, and stay there
>she looks around, and shrugs
>"Must've been my imagination."
>you high-five yourself a tad too hard
>she hears it, and gets up, trotting up to you
>"Jig's up, Anon."
"Goddamnit."

>"So what's your deal?"
>you sigh, before beginning
"You're so damn aloof! I want to know more about you, but you don't even give me the light of day!"
>"I have my reasons, ok?!"
"Like what?"
>"Like...uh..."
>check and mate
>you smirk, before your stomach growls
"Mind if we, uh, discuss this over tea?"
>she thinks for a moment
>"Fine."

>a few minutes later, you're munching on crumpets and sipping tea
>you aren't sloppy but you're nowhere near as proper as Dashie
"So, if you don't mind me changing the subject..."
>"Go ahead."
>well she calmed down at least
"When did you start doing this?"
>"A while ago. Rarity got me started, to be honest."
"Why aren't you more open about it?"
>"Because I have a reputation to keep!"
"You basically did the same thing with reading, and nobody judged you for it..."
>"How did...oh right, omnipresent powers."
>you smirk a little, a tad amused that everyone still believes that you're like a god
>"Anyway, this is different, and more girly!"
"You're a girl, though."
>"Not THAT kind of girl!"
"A girl, nonetheless."
>she facehoofs
>"Fine, you got me there. But I'm still not telling. And you better not either!"
"My lips are sealed."
>"I'm trusting you, here...."
"No seriously, I won't tell a soul.
>"Good. Anyway, so how come you're stalking me?"
"I wouldn't call it stalking..."
>who the fuck are you kidding you're totally stalking her
>"I would!"
"Ok, fine, call it what you like. Anyway again, you're so damn distant."
>"And again, I have my reasons."
"And again, like what?!"
>"Maybe it's because I feel...weird around you, alright?"
>could she mean...?
>yeah haha no

"What do you mean?"
>"Like...I don't know how to describe it!"
"Try to."
>"My heart races, I don't know what to say...ugh, like right now!"
>well it's official
>she likes you and you are therefore a marty stu protagonist in a shitty fic
>nah you're just lucky as fuck
>well that's what you hope, because you hated my second life
>but i digress
>you pick up your tea and platter, and sit next to her
"Do you like me, Dash?"
>"Whoa, where did THAT come from?"
>you just turn to her with a look that says 'just answer the question'
>"...Fine, yes. I really like you."
"Why didn't you tell me?
>"I thought you'd reject me because I'm a pony!"
"Dashie, you're one of the best looking mares i Equestria, a hard worker, and more. Why would I reject you?"
>you say this while wrapping an arm around her
>"...So you're accepting me?"
"Let me put it this way."
>you turn her head to you, and kiss her

>she flinches a tad at first, but practically melts into the kiss
>you try to stick your tongue in, never being one to beat around the bush
>she jumps, then opens her mouth before thrusting hers in, trying to gain the upper hand
>your tongues dance for a while, until eventually you manage to be on top
>you pull away after a while
"You want to take this further?"
>"Sure."
>she starts to take the hat off
"Wait, keep the hat on. I think you look cute in it."
>"R-really?"
>she blushes at your request and comment
>"Thanks, I guess."
>she smiles sheepishly
"So how should we do this?"
>"Whatever you want, I guess."
>you remove your jacket and set it down as a mat of sorts
>you pick up Dash and set her on the jacket
>you then give her another brief kiss before sinking down to her legs
>you get an idea, and start rubbing her legs, running your fingers over her hooves
>"Stop that, I...ah..."
>sensitive hooves are sensitive


>after messing with her hooves, you run your hands down her legs
>you take this moment to appreciate her various curves, caressing them
>her breathing speeds up as you get closer and closer to her marehood
>however, something catches your eye
>a pair of crotchtits
>you lay down, and put your head close to the left nipple, while rubbing the right with your thumb
>"Hey, what are you doing?!"
>you decide that actions speak louder than words, and start to gently suck it
>this gets her to gasp
>you nip at it slightly, while pinching the right
>he sits up, and places a hoof on your head
>"Just like that..."
>you oblige and keep on sucking
>after a while you switch nipples, and this time don't bother with the slow stuff
>sadly there was no milk for you from either of the nipples
>after a while you sink down further to her marehood
>"Why did you stop?"
"So I can do this."

>you give her a poke on the clit with your tongue
>she gasps yet again
>this time you give it all one big lick, causing her to shudder in delight
>she pushes your head in slightly
>you take the hint, and stick your tongue in
>once you go in all the way, you start moving it around
>her breathing continues to speed up from the pleasure
>you eventually begin to taste skittles
>you think about how the candy has hints of the fruit they want to be
>you think how they're like rainbow dash: she wants to be someone famous but is just like everyone else deep down
>something like that, I lost the post that said what I'm trying to say
>you start exploring her lower lips, taking in the flavors
>eventually you find a certain spot, which you proceed to stimulate via your tongue
>if this is what you think it is you are ready
>she starts to moan in bliss
>she pushes you in further, and you roll with it
>you keep tonguing her G-spot, trying to get her to squirt
>after a while, you hear her moans speeding up
>"Anon, stop, I gotta-"
>her words are interrupted as she cums right inside your mouth
>"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh..."
>just like that you like skittles again

>you pull away, wiping your mouth
"You liked that, eh?"
>she nods, panting
"Then you're going to love this."
>you unbuckle your belt, and remove your pants
>you remove your boxers and reveal your shitty excuse for a cock
>she laughs at it
>Nah, just kidding! Now where was I...
>she frowns at it, but quickly tries to change it to a smile
"I know, I'm not much.."
>"What? No! You're just fine!"
"Sure I am."
>you position yourself over her
"You ready, Dash?"
>she nods, smiling
>you prod at her a little before inserting
>sweet jesus she's tight
>the pleasure just about stops your breathing
>you almost cum right there but you manage to stop yourself
>"Aren't you gonna move?"
>oh right you were screwing Rainbow Dash
>you pull back before slowly moving back in
>she softly squeals
>you repeat the process, speeding up a tad
>pull back, thrust, pull back, thrust
>you manage to get the hang of it after a while

>a while later, you're still thrusting, balls slapping against her flank
>she is moaning rather loudly now, clinging to you with her front hooves
>you start feeling something cumming
"Dash, I'm gonna cum soon."
>"Do it inside me!"
>wait
>you're cumming inside Rainbow Dash?
>somewhere a group of nor/mlp/eople are gathering up to salute you
>feelsgoodman.jpg
"Alright, if you say so!"
>your thrusting speeds up, as do her moans
>"Ohmygoshohmyhgoshohmygosh..."
>she pulls you in closer, clinging to you as she cums
>you cum as well, both your juices mixing
>she tightens around you, milking you for every last drop of cum
>after your last spurt, you pull out, and collapse next to her
"That was great, Dash..."
>"Agreed..."
>you curl up to her, holding her in your arms
"Hey, Dash, quick question."
>"Yeah?"
"Is it your estrus cycle right now?
>"I think so...Wait."
"Fuck."

THE END

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