Lyra Buttsex: The Story

>be me

>fucking around in my bedroom

>playing the vidya, drinking the beer

>specifically, Resident Evil 4 and Budweiser

>suddenly as soon as I kill krauser BANG

>bright flash

>I open my eyes, missed most of the cutscene

>"Fuck," I mutter

>I promise to watch it on youtube later and then get up to restart that fucking awesome battle

>that's when I notice the portal

"What the hell? Where did..."

>suddenly hit in the back of the head

>oh god it hurts

>I moan

>not in pleasure but in agony

>I hear a voice

"You'll do just nicely."

>ohshitnigger.jpg

 

>wake up

>head still hurts like a bitch

>look around

>room is darker than my neighborhood KFC's average visitor

>can't see a damn in other words

>try to move, can't

>hands are tied up behind me

>suddenly lights turn on

>holy shit is that...

"Lyra?!"

>she smirks

"Yeah, that's me."

>she rubs her hooves together

>that's when I notice she's bald

"What the hell happened to your mane?"

>suddenly she stops, face grows sad

"I...I have cancer, anon."

"How do you know that word?"

"I've been reading about humans."

>she's not sad anymore

>even has that smirk back

"A lot about humans."

>she approaches me

 

"I learned about your society, your politics, your food..."

>she gets way too damn close to me

"Especially your physique, if you know what I mean."

>wait

>so she's been studying not just our hands but our dicks?

>why the hell does that thought make me rock-hard?

>she checks me out

>and fuck

>she noticed the boner

>youvegonetoofarthistimeboner.jpg

"For example!"

>she unzips me via telekinesis

>then she opens my underwear...flap thing, whatever the hell it's called

"Not bad."

>oh thank god she likes it

>wait, what the hell am I saying?

>this is a damn horse, why should I be worried about how she feels about my dick?

>it's completely wrong and fucked up to even THINK that!

>...so why the fuck does thinking about her make me want to cum right then and right there?

 

>she then fucks around with my dick with a hoof

>jesus christ it feels good man

"You like that, don't you?"

>fucking read my mind right there

>after toying with it, she takes my dick closer to her mouth

>she tongues it

>oh jesus christ I just about came right there

>she looks up

"Oh, here's how this is going to work. Until you promise me that you'll let me have my way with you whenever I want for the rest of my life, you can't cum."

>mfw

>she laughs

"Come on, just promise me and I will let you."

>on one hand free sex until she dies

>on the other it's a horse and she has cancer so it won't last all that long

 

"Tick tock!"

>I shake my head to deny her and to snap out of it

"I'm nobody's bitch, ok? Thanks."

>she frowns

"Fine. But don't whine about not being able to cum."

>she then licks the tip

>then she starts to suck it

>I clench my teeth, my admittedly never-before-touched by anyone than me dick sensitive as fuck

>she gradually goes lower and lower until she reaches the bottom

>she rises up, gives the tip another lick, before sinking

>this repeats for a while before I feel the orgasm hitting me

>I'm about to blow my wad when suddenly magic grips it, and forces the cum back

"I said no cumming."

>mfw

>she continues the blowjob, stopping every so often to stop my cumshot

 

"Fine, I give."

>she looks up, having just stopped my last cumshot

"What will you do, exactly?"

>goddamnit she has me under her thumb

"I will be your fuckbuddy until you die, ok?"

>she smiles

"Good. Now..."

>she undos my cuffs and turns around

"Go ahead, finish in me."

>I get up and check her out

>I have never seen a finer ass in my life

>I get an idea

"You have any lube?"

>she looks at me, clueless

"I'll grab some. Why?"

>this time I'm the one with the smirk

"No reason.

 

>she returns with the lube

"Here. Now, go ahead."

>she turns around again as I slather the lube on

>I then position my dick

>I insert it, but not in her pussy, but rather...

"GAH! What are you doing?!"

"It's called anal."

>fuck it's tight

>I go as far in as possible, trying not to think about the possibility of me touching her shit

>I eventually go all the way in, and begin to pull out

>her breathing gets more ragged and fast, in a mix of pleasure and pain

>once only my head is in, I push back in, this time a little faster

>I keep thrusting, getting faster every time

"Oh anon...oh anon..."

>her cries turn me on even more

>eventually MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>going so fast that she's practically shrieking "oh anon"

>eventually I feel it coming

"I'm cumming!"

>SPLOOSH

>all that pent up cum fires right in her ass

>I pull out

>a fucking waterfall of cum comes out

>our breathing slows down

>I practically collapse on her

"Christ...that was awesome."

"Agreed..."

>I don't care if Lyra's a horse, I can see why cloppers clop

 

>A while later we're cleaning up

"Now remember, we're doing this again whenever I want."

"Understood."

>not that I mind, of course

>so then we fucked more

>a lot every day

>sometimes she took it in the ass again, sometimes she took it in the cunt

>either way it was tight as fuck and I loved it

>then came the day where she was in critical condition

 

"Right this way, er..."

"Call me anon."

"Anon it is."

>the nurse lead me to Lyra's room

>Lyra turned to me, gave me a smile

"Hi, anon."

"Hey, Lyra."

>the nurse walked out of the room, leaving us alone

>we didn't really talk, until I spoke up

"Lyra, can I confess something?"

"Go ahead."

>I gulp

"I like you, Lyra."

>she smirks a little

"I figured."

"I mean beyond just your body."

>she blushes a little, realizing where I'm going with this

"I think you're a great mare. You may be odd, and a bit overly fascinated with us humans, but other than that?"

>I lean towards her

"I think I may be in love with you."

 

>her eyes tear up

"Anon, you really mean it?"

"Honest to god."

>she gets another adorable smile

>the moment is perfect

>lean in to kiss her

>I hold her closer to me, our lips touching

>we lock for a bit before I slide my tongue in a little, as though I were inviting her to an intricate dance

>she moans

>Nah, I'm just kidding! Now where was I...

>she opens her mouth a little, sliding hers in

>we explore each other's mouths, taking in each others flavor

>tastes like mint

>we pull away after a while, a trail of saliva connecting our mouths

>she smiles at me, which I return

>her eyes shut

>the monitor flatlines

>I burst into tears, burying my head in her

 

THE END

 

And that's how I cried after my first time doing anal sex with my GF.