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Dashie Becomes the Reaper

By: Parasite_Steve on Nov 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.29 KB  |  hits: 42  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are on a hospital bed
  2. >your leukemia is seriously kicking your ass and the chemotherapy isn't helping
  3. >docs say you have a week at the most
  4. >you've been watching some episodes of the best cartoon ever
  5. >gravity falls
  6. >what, you expected MLP?
  7. >TOO BAD
  8. >after the episode ends you decide to pass out for what may be the last time
  9. >you shut your eyes, offering one last thought before you go to bed
  10. "I have to wake up."
  11.  
  12. >you wake up
  13. >that wasn't hard at all
  14. >but something's off
  15. >you can't feel your heartbeat
  16. >you check for a pulse, there is none
  17. >either you're in the afterlife or you're dreaming
  18. >you look around
  19. >minus the rainbow maned, blue coated pegasus flying above you, the hospital room is the same as always
  20. >wait what
  21. >you look to the pegasus, and rub your eyes
  22. "The hell are you?"
  23. >she glares at you
  24. >"It's Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in all of Equestria? You HAVE to know me!"
  25. >oh right
  26. "Yeah, I know you alright. You're the cunt who made me lose a friend."
  27. >she grits her teeth in anger
  28. >"Watch your mouth! You know I could just make this quick!"
  29. "Make what quick?"
  30. >"Your last dream!"
  31. "Wait...last?"
  32. >it sinks in
  33. >you're dead
  34.  
  35. "What the hell? I promised myself I'd wake up!"
  36. >"Just like how your girlfriend promised to always be faithful?"
  37. "I'LL FUCKING KI-"
  38. >there's a sword at your throat
  39. >"How can Death die?"
  40. "You're the reaper?"
  41. >"Yep."
  42. "So I'm at a stalemate here."
  43. >"Don't give yourself too much credit."
  44. >must not punch
  45. >you lie back down
  46. >"Now, you want to know how this happened?"
  47. "Uh, no shit."
  48. >"You died in your sleep. Nothing exciting."
  49. >damn, you wanted to go out with a bang
  50. "Huh."
  51. >but more importantly...
  52. "How come you're the Reaper?"
  53. >"Sonic Rainboom did more than save my friend and the Wonderbolts."
  54. "So it knocked the Reaper out of commission?"
  55. >"Basically."
  56.  
  57. >damn son
  58. "So that's it?"
  59. >"Just about. Other than this."
  60. "Hu-"
  61. >"Life is short..."
  62. >tell me about it
  63. >"Bury!"
  64. >the floor caves in, and you fall down, hitting the ground with a thud
  65. >"Steady Sword!"
  66. >she readies her sword, before descending
  67. >she thrusts the sword through your throat
  68. >you manage to do one last action before you pass for real
  69. >you raise up a hand, and raise your middle finger as an insult to death
  70. >you close your eyes, soul descending to the afterlife
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