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>Day I Banged The Sun Goddess in Equestria...
>As said, you totally nailed Celestia herself in a moment of Gary Stu.
>Now, she is eternally charmed by you.
>You wake up one morning next to Celestia herself.
>You can hear someone walking in.
>It's one of the many servitors.
>"Good morning, Princess Celestia and Prince Anon."
>You sit up, rubbing your eyes.
"Hey."
>"Shall we prepare breakfast for the two of you?"
>"Five more minutes!"
>You hear Celestia groggily say this next to you.
"Uh, what she said, actually."
>The servitor nods, before exiting, leaving the two of you alone.
>You plop back next to Celestia, looking at her.
>"I thought you weren't that tired?"
"I actually was, considering...well, you know."
>She nods, knowing exactly what you mean.
>"Well, I suppose we should take our moments of respite when we can."
"Works for me."
>You say this while wrapping an arm around her.
>She responds to this by cuddling into you, smiling.
>As she nuzzles you, you run a hand through her hair.
>It's like clouds, satin, and cotton candy all in one soft package.
>You take in the scent. Smells like citrus soda.
>You know, like, say, Sun Drop. *shot*
>You give her a kiss on the forehead, making sure to avoid the horn.
>No need to get saucy in the mornings.
>Actually, maybe this might help her wake up.
>You continue to give her little kisses, up towards the horn.
>"Wait, Anon, what are y-"
>You then pepper her horn with kisses, up to the top, while rubbing it as though you were jerking it off.
>Soon enough, you're getting light pants and moans from the Princess.
>You give her horn's tip one last kiss, before pulling back quickly.
>Soon enough, sparks are flying out of her horn in a sun formation.
>Horngasms never get old. And that's a fact.
>After one last spurt of sparks, she pulls you in quickly, face to face.
>Oh man, you know that look in her eye any time.
>"Anon, I hope you're ready."
"As I'll ever be."
>Read: Your body is ready.
>She sinks down under the covers, poking your already stiff member.
>You sleep in the nude like a man.
>She slowly rubs it with her hooves for a moment, before you feel her warm tongue on the bottom of your shaft, slowly rising to the tip.
>She takes your head into your mouth, still massaging the tip with her tongue.
>She slowly sinks down on your cock, taking it all into her mouth.
>She eventually takes it all, before slowly pulling back.
>She continues this process of blowing you, as you shudder from the sensation.
>Her tongue is a damn miracle worker as it works your tip.
>You are about to groan in pleasure when the door opens.
>"Oh, Prince Anon, a letter came for you.
"Can it wait?"
>"I apologize, but you don't seem busy."
"Actually I am."
>"Sir, I kindly ask you to take the letter."
>Oh shit, he's walking to you.
>Why couldn't you have Unicorn servitors instead?! They wouldn't have to risk seeing what Celestia's up to!
>As if the universe decided to flip you the bird, Celestia came from out under the covers, wiping her mouth.
>She opens her mouth to speak, but notices the servitor, stuck in his tracks.
>"I'll just...come back later..."
>Red as a beet, he walks away, closing the door behind him.
"Well that killed the mood."
>"We can still finish."
>Soon enough, the two of you are in the Doggy style, with you on top.
>Surprisingly enough, Celestia was rather submissive in bed.
>...What? It's my headcanon, fagets. Anyway.
>You are prodding at her entrance, teasing her.
>"Please, just stick it in me already!"
"What's the magic word?"
>She sighs before speaking.
>"Please stick it in me, Lord Anon."
>You always thought Lord Anon rolled off the tongue nicely.
"Atta girl."
>You steady yourself, before pushing inside Celestia.
>When you enter her, you take a moment to acknowledge how tight she is.
>The act of penetration gets a gasp out of Celestia, and some pleasure for you.
>You start working your magic, thrusting back and forth.
>You slip a hand down to her clit, rubbing it, while the other firmly squeezes her rump.
>Her flank isn't too big, but isn't flat at all. It's juuuust right.
>These acts illicit more moans from her, the stimulation pleasing her.
>You then feel it rising. Damn it, blowjob earlier must've excited you more than you thought.
"Celes, I'm so sorry."
>"For what?"
"I'm...I'm about to c-"
>SPLOOSH.
>You fill her up with cum, and shame.
>At least, until you feel something further moistening your dick.
>Did she already...?
"That fast?"
>She nods, blushing.
>"Sorry."
"Hey, it's ok! We both were fast."
>She laughs a bit.
>"Well, not as fast as you."
"I resent that!"
>The two of you laugh, as you collapse next to her.
>You feel tired, suddenly, and Celestia is asleep.
>So much for your plan.
THE END

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>Day I Banged The Sun Goddess in Equestria...
>As said, you totally nailed Celestia herself in a moment of Gary Stu.
>Now, she is eternally charmed by you.
>You wake up one morning next to Celestia herself.
>You can hear someone walking in.
>It's one of the many servitors.
>"Good morning, Princess Celestia and Prince Anon."
>You sit up, rubbing your eyes.
"Hey."
>"Shall we prepare breakfast for the two of you?"
>"Five more minutes!"
>You hear Celestia groggily say this next to you.
"Uh, what she said, actually."
>The servitor nods, before exiting, leaving the two of you alone.
>You plop back next to Celestia, looking at her.
>"I thought you weren't that tired?"
"I actually was, considering...well, you know."
>She nods, knowing exactly what you mean.
>"Well, I suppose we should take our moments of respite when we can."
"Works for me."

>You say this while wrapping an arm around her.
>She responds to this by cuddling into you, smiling.
>As she nuzzles you, you run a hand through her hair.
>It's like clouds, satin, and cotton candy all in one soft package.
>You take in the scent. Smells like citrus soda.
>You know, like, say, Sun Drop. *shot*
>You give her a kiss on the forehead, making sure to avoid the horn.
>No need to get saucy in the mornings.

>Actually, maybe this might help her wake up.
>You continue to give her little kisses, up towards the horn.
>"Wait, Anon, what are y-"
>You then pepper her horn with kisses, up to the top, while rubbing it as though you were jerking it off.
>Soon enough, you're getting light pants and moans from the Princess.
>You give her horn's tip one last kiss, before pulling back quickly.
>Soon enough, sparks are flying out of her horn in a sun formation.
>Horngasms never get old. And that's a fact.

>After one last spurt of sparks, she pulls you in quickly, face to face.
>Oh man, you know that look in her eye any time.
>"Anon, I hope you're ready."
"As I'll ever be."
>Read: Your body is ready.
>She sinks down under the covers, poking your already stiff member.
>You sleep in the nude like a man.
>She slowly rubs it with her hooves for a moment, before you feel her warm tongue on the bottom of your shaft, slowly rising to the tip.
>She takes your head into your mouth, still massaging the tip with her tongue.


>She slowly sinks down on your cock, taking it all into her mouth.
>She eventually takes it all, before slowly pulling back.
>She continues this process of blowing you, as you shudder from the sensation.
>Her tongue is a damn miracle worker as it works your tip.
>You are about to groan in pleasure when the door opens.
>"Oh, Prince Anon, a letter came for you.
"Can it wait?"
>"I apologize, but you don't seem busy."
"Actually I am."
>"Sir, I kindly ask you to take the letter."
>Oh shit, he's walking to you.
>Why couldn't you have Unicorn servitors instead?! They wouldn't have to risk seeing what Celestia's up to!
>As if the universe decided to flip you the bird, Celestia came from out under the covers, wiping her mouth.
>She opens her mouth to speak, but notices the servitor, stuck in his tracks.
>"I'll just...come back later..."
>Red as a beet, he walks away, closing the door behind him.
"Well that killed the mood."
>"We can still finish."

>Soon enough, the two of you are in the Doggy style, with you on top.
>Surprisingly enough, Celestia was rather submissive in bed.
>...What? It's my headcanon, fagets. Anyway.
>You are prodding at her entrance, teasing her.
>"Please, just stick it in me already!"
"What's the magic word?"
>She sighs before speaking.
>"Please stick it in me, Lord Anon."
>You always thought Lord Anon rolled off the tongue nicely.
"Atta girl."
>You steady yourself, before pushing inside Celestia.
>When you enter her, you take a moment to acknowledge how tight she is.
>The act of penetration gets a gasp out of Celestia, and some pleasure for you.
>You start working your magic, thrusting back and forth.
>You slip a hand down to her clit, rubbing it, while the other firmly squeezes her rump.
>Her flank isn't too big, but isn't flat at all. It's juuuust right.
>These acts illicit more moans from her, the stimulation pleasing her.
>You then feel it rising. Damn it, blowjob earlier must've excited you more than you thought.
"Celes, I'm so sorry."
>"For what?"
"I'm...I'm about to c-"
>SPLOOSH.
>You fill her up with cum, and shame.
>At least, until you feel something further moistening your dick.
>Did she already...?
"That fast?"
>She nods, blushing.
>"Sorry."
"Hey, it's ok! We both were fast."
>She laughs a bit.
>"Well, not as fast as you."
"I resent that!"
>The two of you laugh, as you collapse next to her.
>You feel tired, suddenly, and Celestia is asleep.
>So much for your plan.

THE END

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