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>you've been living in ponyville for a while
>everyone was suspicious at first, but they got used to you after a while
>that is a while of you doing so much fucking work it wasn't funny
>however there was one mare that just didn't seem to trust you no matter what
>lyra heartstrings
>something about not showing your secret talents
>but this story isn't about her so fuck her
>oh right already did in another story
>today you had to help out rarity with something
>you walked to her house, knocked on the door thrice
"Hello? It's Anon."
>no answer
>what the hell?
>eventually it opens, but it's someone else
"Oh hi, Sweetie Belle."
>she gives you a fucking adorable smile
>"Hi Anon! Rarity's in h-I mean busy right now."
"Huh. So can I come in?"
>"No, sorry."
>she starts to close the door
"Hey, wait!"
>you shove a hand between the door and door frame before it closes
"She needed me here today, for some work."
>"She said nopony could disturb her, though!"
>you think about this for a moment
"Hey, Sweetie Belle."
>"Yeah?"
"I'll give you 20 bits if you let me in."
>"...Deal!"
>thatwaseasy.wmv
>you come in, and take your shoes off
"Thank you."
>you hand her the bits, being a man of your word
"So where's Rarity?"
>"I told you, she's busy."
"Doing what?"
>"Something about relieving herself. She didn't mean the little fillies' room, though."
"How do you know?"
>"I really had to go, so I knocked on the door, but it wasn't closed, and nopony was in there."
"...I see. So where is she?"
>she looks around for a second
>"Well, I did hear some noises from her room, so maybe she's in there?"
"Mind if I check on her?"
>"I've already broken a rule, so feel free."
>weird logic was weird but who cares
>hint: not you
"Thanks Sweetie Belle."
>you give her a brief hug, which she returns
>your face when
>you break away and head upstairs, to her room
>you knock on the door
"Hey, Rarity? You alright?"
>no response
>you put your ear on the little space between the door and door frame, listening
>there's the sound of...moaning?
>you try to open the door, but it's locked
>you listen some more
>"Oh, Fancy Pants, give it to me..."
"What the fuck?
>suddenly you feel...something inside you
>a murderous feeling
>something you would later call jealous bystander rage
>you rear back, and dropkick the door
"I'LL KILL YOU FANCY PANTS!"
>but he's not there
>just rarity pleasing herself with a dildo, looking at you with a shocked expression
"...I'll pay for that?"
>suddenly her face boils into a look of pure fury
>"You...YOU..."
>your face when, and no this isn't a fucking spiderman thread
>you step back
"Rarity, I'm sorry, I thought..."
>"Thought WHAT? You could ruin my cool-down time?!"
"That you were being raped and I wasn't in on it!"
>she picks you up and throws you out the window
>Anon falls to his death...nah, just kidding! Now where was I...
"I didn't realize you were, well, cooling off!"
>"What did you think?"
"That you were being screwed by Fancy Pants!"
>"And is there a problem with that?!"
"Yes there is!"
>wait
>well you're fucked
>she raises an eyebrow
>"And what is it?"
"...the fact that it's not me?"
>oh goddamnit
>well good thing your will was just going to consist of complaining about black people and then ending with 'oh and nobody gets my shit'
>"What do you mean?"
>if you're going down the slope of fucking yourself over, might as well grab a toboggan and enjoy the ride
"I kind of, sort of, basically like you, Rarity."
>she blinks, then blushes intensely
>"Anon, I...I never knew..."
"I didn't expect you to."
>you walk over to her while saying this, and sit next to her
"Sorry for butting in."
>"It's fine. Besides, now, something else comes to mind..."
>holy shit
>are you about to fuck a horse?
>one more your face when and i'm done i swear
"Like...?"
>"Like this."
>she tosses the dildo away and crawls up to you before setting her forehooves on you
>you decide to take the initiative and wrap a hand around her head, and pull her to you
>as soon as they make contact, you lock lips with her
>you moan
>Nah, just kidd-wait I did this already.
>you open your mouth slightly, and start to tongue her incredibly soft lips, begging to be let in
>she complies, and opens hers, pushing her tongue in, trying to take the upper hand
>you begin to duel with your tongues, trying to wrap around each other
>eventually you win, and start exploring her mouth
>tastes like marshmellows
>after a while you break away from her
"Rarity, do you want to, you know..."
>"Of course, darling.
>you try to urge her down, but she flips over and pushes you instead
>she unzips you via magic, revealing your dick
>she frowns a little, given the fact that your average size is nothing compared to what is considered small for a stallion
>you facepalm at this fact
"Rarity, I'm so, so sorry..."
>she shakes her head
>"Oh it's fine, darling!"
>noit'snot.wmv
>she gives the tip of it a kiss, nearly setting you off right there
>afterwards she sinks your balls and starts sucking the left one, getting it wet as possible
>you shudder at the sensation and sit up, and start rubbing the back of her head, and pushing her inwards slightly
>she moves on to the right ball, starts sucking it as well
>you're shivering like a shake and bake by now
>she quits setting you up
>"Ready for part two?"
"As I'll ever be."
>she smiles, and goes to the bottom of the shaft, and gives it one continuous lick all the way to the tip of the head
>she then takes the head into her mouth
>oh god that feel
>she gradually lowers her head, licking the tip
>you try to resist facefucking her right then and there
>she eventually manages to take it all in her mouth, then rises up just as slowly
>goddamnit what a tease
>when she reaches the tip, she lowers her head again, this time a tad faster
>this repeats, with her going faster with every lowering and rising
>eventually you feel it coming
"Uh, Rarity?"
>she removes your dick from her mouth
>"Yes, darling?"
"I don't want to come yet, so, mind if I return the favor?"
>she pushes you down
>"Mm-mm."
"Please?"
>you give her the best puppy-dog eyes you can
>she thinks for a moment, then flips you over so you're on top
>"Ok."
>you sink down to her nethers, but something catches your eye
>two nipples?
>oh right, crotchtits
>you run a hand over one, which has her gasp
>you then rub it with your finger, causing her to shudder
>then you give it a light pinch, having her shudder more
>after that, you go to the other nipple and begin to suck on it lightly
>this pushes her over the edge to some extent, and her back arches as she gasps even louder
>you pinch and suck harder, despite the fact that there shall be no milk for you
>kind of a hint of marshmallows though
>you eventually quit sucking, but continue to pinch with one hand
"Ready to feel even prettier?"
>she nods at you, giving you bedroom eyes
>not yet boner, your turn will come soon
>you then go down to her pony cunt, she's wetter than new york
>time to show her what hands can do
>you tease her with a finger, rubbing her marehood
>you can hear her gasp even louder this time
>you do the same with two fingers, before inserting them
>you can hear her moan slightly, which just arouses you further
>you gradually insert them until they go in all the way
>you then use your thumb to rub her clit
>inb4horseshaveinternalclitori, bitch, this is my story
>you look up, she's biting her lip and moaning even more loudly
>you continue to finger her, with her growing even more loud
>eventually you remove your fingers, and lower your head to her pussy
"Fuck off, Opal."
>that goddamn cat quits watching you two and pisses off
>"Was that necessary?"
"Being watched kills my boner..."
>she shrugs, then sits up, pushing your head back to her cunt
>you take in the smell, which was a certain product of sugar which was white, before giving it a lick
>you guessed it: tastes like marshmallows
>this causes her to shudder
>you stick your tongue in further, taking in all the juices
>she begins to breathe faster
>you hold still for a moment before beginning to draw shapes and spell the alphabet with your tongue
>she starts moaning again, this time more loudly
>"Anon, wait, I don't want to cum yet either..."
>you remove your tongue and back away
"So you want to cum with me, then?"
>she nods, smiling
>you return it
"Why, I'm flattered."
>you climb back over her and position yourself
"Ready for the main event?"
>"But of course, darling."
>you commence insertion
>fuck she's tight
"Damn, Rarity. You feel great."
>"I try my best."
>her smile from the compliment just turns you on further
>between that and the fact you're inside her, you almost cum right there
>you promised you'd cum with her, though, so you resist the urge
>you pull back before thrusting again
>she starts gasping again
>you repeat the process, speeding up
>you wrap an arm around her, and she does the same
>you keep thrusting, and she begins moaning
>soon enough you're grunting with every thrust
>she starts moving her hips to take as much of you in as possible when you thrust, while tightening up further
>damn she's probably cutting your blood flow off
>you both start to go faster, until you reach a fever pitch in speed
>you start grunting with each thrust as your balls slap against her flank
>she ends up grabbing you with her other hoof and clings to you
>oh shit you feel it coming
"Rarity, I think I'm gonna cum!"
>"Me too!"
>you feel her tightening even more
"Here it comes!"
>you blow your wad inside her
>"Mama's cumming!"
>your fluids mix as you continue to thrust as she milks every last drop out
>you eventually quit moving as your last spurt comes out
>you collapse next to her
"Damn, that was great..."
>"It was..."
"Say, Rarity?"
>"Yes, darling?"
"Two questions. First, why did you need me to come in the first place? Second, why were you, ah, relieving yourself earlier?"
>"I needed you to help me make a dress. It had to wait, for my estrus cycle decided to happen right then."
"Oh, I see...Wait, ESTRUS?"
>you just came inside a then-fertile pony
>last your face when i swear
>a few months later
"Push, Rarity, PUSH!"
>she's practically crying as she does so
>you hold her hoof, trying to comfort her
>a few agonizing moments later, the head comes out
>a human head?
>lolwat
>"It looks like you, Mr. Anon."
>you glare at Redheart for the unwanted and obvious comment while resisting the urge to bitchslap
>then, a few moments later, the entire baby is out
>"What the hay is that?"
"A centaur?!"
>human head and torso, body of horse
>"It's a boy, I think?
>it starts crying, probably sick of that cunt of a nurse
>not that you blame him
>you examine him
>human parts come from you obviously, and his ginger tail is same as your hair, colorwise
>horse areas come from the marshmallow
"So...uh..."
>Rarity looks at him for a while, then smiles
>"It's beautiful, Anon."
>you sigh in relief
"So, what should we name him?"
>"What do you think?"
>you think for a moment, then get an idea
"Cuntfucker."
>"Anon, but that's so unco-"
"YOU CANNOT DENY THE DUBS."
>everyone looks at you like you're batshit insane
>you probably are, but then again, aren't we all
>years pass, as Cuntfucker grows up
>years become decades
>Cuntfucker is now the captain of the Royal Guard and is among the most skilled warriors in Equestria
>he is rather dashing too, but that doesn't come from your neckbearded side
>one day, he comes home to you and your dear wife Rarity
>"Mother, father. I have returned."
"Welcome back, Cuntfucker!"
>"Today was interesting, I must say. That Lulamoon girl was giving me eyes, I believe."
>you chuckle to yourself
"Go for it, then!"
>"That was the plan. Although, I have a question."
>"What is it, dear?"
>"Tell me how you two met and, well, had me again, please."
"But of course."
THE END

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>you've been living in ponyville for a while
>everyone was suspicious at first, but they got used to you after a while
>that is a while of you doing so much fucking work it wasn't funny
>however there was one mare that just didn't seem to trust you no matter what
>lyra heartstrings
>something about not showing your secret talents
>but this story isn't about her so fuck her
>oh right already did in another story

>today you had to help out rarity with something
>you walked to her house, knocked on the door thrice
"Hello? It's Anon."
>no answer
>what the hell?
>eventually it opens, but it's someone else
"Oh hi, Sweetie Belle."
>she gives you a fucking adorable smile
>"Hi Anon! Rarity's in h-I mean busy right now."
"Huh. So can I come in?"
>"No, sorry."
>she starts to close the door
"Hey, wait!"
>you shove a hand between the door and door frame before it closes
"She needed me here today, for some work."
>"She said nopony could disturb her, though!"
>you think about this for a moment
"Hey, Sweetie Belle."
>"Yeah?"
"I'll give you 20 bits if you let me in."
>"...Deal!"
>thatwaseasy.wmv

>you come in, and take your shoes off
"Thank you."
>you hand her the bits, being a man of your word
"So where's Rarity?"
>"I told you, she's busy."
"Doing what?"
>"Something about relieving herself. She didn't mean the little fillies' room, though."
"How do you know?"
>"I really had to go, so I knocked on the door, but it wasn't closed, and nopony was in there."
"...I see. So where is she?"
>she looks around for a second
>"Well, I did hear some noises from her room, so maybe she's in there?"
"Mind if I check on her?"
>"I've already broken a rule, so feel free."
>weird logic was weird but who cares
>hint: not you
"Thanks Sweetie Belle."
>you give her a brief hug, which she returns
>your face when
>you break away and head upstairs, to her room
>you knock on the door
"Hey, Rarity? You alright?"
>no response
>you put your ear on the little space between the door and door frame, listening
>there's the sound of...moaning?

>you try to open the door, but it's locked
>you listen some more
>"Oh, Fancy Pants, give it to me..."
"What the fuck?
>suddenly you feel...something inside you
>a murderous feeling
>something you would later call jealous bystander rage
>you rear back, and dropkick the door
"I'LL KILL YOU FANCY PANTS!"
>but he's not there
>just rarity pleasing herself with a dildo, looking at you with a shocked expression
"...I'll pay for that?"
>suddenly her face boils into a look of pure fury
>"You...YOU..."
>your face when, and no this isn't a fucking spiderman thread
>you step back
"Rarity, I'm sorry, I thought..."
>"Thought WHAT? You could ruin my cool-down time?!"
"That you were being raped and I wasn't in on it!"
>she picks you up and throws you out the window
>Anon falls to his death...nah, just kidding! Now where was I...
"I didn't realize you were, well, cooling off!"
>"What did you think?"
"That you were being screwed by Fancy Pants!"
>"And is there a problem with that?!"
"Yes there is!"
>wait
>well you're fucked

>she raises an eyebrow
>"And what is it?"
"...the fact that it's not me?"
>oh goddamnit
>well good thing your will was just going to consist of complaining about black people and then ending with 'oh and nobody gets my shit'
>"What do you mean?"
>if you're going down the slope of fucking yourself over, might as well grab a toboggan and enjoy the ride
"I kind of, sort of, basically like you, Rarity."
>she blinks, then blushes intensely
>"Anon, I...I never knew..."
"I didn't expect you to."
>you walk over to her while saying this, and sit next to her
"Sorry for butting in."
>"It's fine. Besides, now, something else comes to mind..."
>holy shit
>are you about to fuck a horse?
>one more your face when and i'm done i swear
"Like...?"
>"Like this."
>she tosses the dildo away and crawls up to you before setting her forehooves on you
>you decide to take the initiative and wrap a hand around her head, and pull her to you
>as soon as they make contact, you lock lips with her
>you moan
>Nah, just kidd-wait I did this already.
>you open your mouth slightly, and start to tongue her incredibly soft lips, begging to be let in
>she complies, and opens hers, pushing her tongue in, trying to take the upper hand
>you begin to duel with your tongues, trying to wrap around each other
>eventually you win, and start exploring her mouth
>tastes like marshmellows
>after a while you break away from her
"Rarity, do you want to, you know..."
>"Of course, darling.

>you try to urge her down, but she flips over and pushes you instead
>she unzips you via magic, revealing your dick
>she frowns a little, given the fact that your average size is nothing compared to what is considered small for a stallion
>you facepalm at this fact
"Rarity, I'm so, so sorry..."
>she shakes her head
>"Oh it's fine, darling!"
>noit'snot.wmv
>she gives the tip of it a kiss, nearly setting you off right there
>afterwards she sinks your balls and starts sucking the left one, getting it wet as possible
>you shudder at the sensation and sit up, and start rubbing the back of her head, and pushing her inwards slightly
>she moves on to the right ball, starts sucking it as well
>you're shivering like a shake and bake by now
>she quits setting you up
>"Ready for part two?"
"As I'll ever be."
>she smiles, and goes to the bottom of the shaft, and gives it one continuous lick all the way to the tip of the head
>she then takes the head into her mouth
>oh god that feel
>she gradually lowers her head, licking the tip
>you try to resist facefucking her right then and there
>she eventually manages to take it all in her mouth, then rises up just as slowly
>goddamnit what a tease
>when she reaches the tip, she lowers her head again, this time a tad faster
>this repeats, with her going faster with every lowering and rising
>eventually you feel it coming
"Uh, Rarity?"
>she removes your dick from her mouth
>"Yes, darling?"
"I don't want to come yet, so, mind if I return the favor?"
>she pushes you down
>"Mm-mm."
"Please?"
>you give her the best puppy-dog eyes you can
>she thinks for a moment, then flips you over so you're on top
>"Ok."

>you sink down to her nethers, but something catches your eye
>two nipples?
>oh right, crotchtits
>you run a hand over one, which has her gasp
>you then rub it with your finger, causing her to shudder
>then you give it a light pinch, having her shudder more
>after that, you go to the other nipple and begin to suck on it lightly
>this pushes her over the edge to some extent, and her back arches as she gasps even louder
>you pinch and suck harder, despite the fact that there shall be no milk for you
>kind of a hint of marshmallows though
>you eventually quit sucking, but continue to pinch with one hand
"Ready to feel even prettier?"
>she nods at you, giving you bedroom eyes
>not yet boner, your turn will come soon
>you then go down to her pony cunt, she's wetter than new york
>time to show her what hands can do
>you tease her with a finger, rubbing her marehood
>you can hear her gasp even louder this time
>you do the same with two fingers, before inserting them
>you can hear her moan slightly, which just arouses you further
>you gradually insert them until they go in all the way
>you then use your thumb to rub her clit
>inb4horseshaveinternalclitori, bitch, this is my story
>you look up, she's biting her lip and moaning even more loudly
>you continue to finger her, with her growing even more loud
>eventually you remove your fingers, and lower your head to her pussy
"Fuck off, Opal."
>that goddamn cat quits watching you two and pisses off
>"Was that necessary?"
"Being watched kills my boner..."
>she shrugs, then sits up, pushing your head back to her cunt
>you take in the smell, which was a certain product of sugar which was white, before giving it a lick
>you guessed it: tastes like marshmallows
>this causes her to shudder

>you stick your tongue in further, taking in all the juices
>she begins to breathe faster
>you hold still for a moment before beginning to draw shapes and spell the alphabet with your tongue
>she starts moaning again, this time more loudly
>"Anon, wait, I don't want to cum yet either..."
>you remove your tongue and back away
"So you want to cum with me, then?"
>she nods, smiling
>you return it
"Why, I'm flattered."
>you climb back over her and position yourself
"Ready for the main event?"
>"But of course, darling."
>you commence insertion
>fuck she's tight
"Damn, Rarity. You feel great."
>"I try my best."
>her smile from the compliment just turns you on further
>between that and the fact you're inside her, you almost cum right there
>you promised you'd cum with her, though, so you resist the urge
>you pull back before thrusting again
>she starts gasping again
>you repeat the process, speeding up
>you wrap an arm around her, and she does the same
>you keep thrusting, and she begins moaning
>soon enough you're grunting with every thrust
>she starts moving her hips to take as much of you in as possible when you thrust, while tightening up further
>damn she's probably cutting your blood flow off
>you both start to go faster, until you reach a fever pitch in speed
>you start grunting with each thrust as your balls slap against her flank
>she ends up grabbing you with her other hoof and clings to you
>oh shit you feel it coming
"Rarity, I think I'm gonna cum!"
>"Me too!"
>you feel her tightening even more
"Here it comes!"
>you blow your wad inside her
>"Mama's cumming!"
>your fluids mix as you continue to thrust as she milks every last drop out
>you eventually quit moving as your last spurt comes out
>you collapse next to her
"Damn, that was great..."
>"It was..."
"Say, Rarity?"
>"Yes, darling?"
"Two questions. First, why did you need me to come in the first place? Second, why were you, ah, relieving yourself earlier?"
>"I needed you to help me make a dress. It had to wait, for my estrus cycle decided to happen right then."
"Oh, I see...Wait, ESTRUS?"
>you just came inside a then-fertile pony
>last your face when i swear

>a few months later
"Push, Rarity, PUSH!"
>she's practically crying as she does so
>you hold her hoof, trying to comfort her
>a few agonizing moments later, the head comes out
>a human head?
>lolwat
>"It looks like you, Mr. Anon."
>you glare at Redheart for the unwanted and obvious comment while resisting the urge to bitchslap
>then, a few moments later, the entire baby is out
>"What the hay is that?"
"A centaur?!"
>human head and torso, body of horse
>"It's a boy, I think?
>it starts crying, probably sick of that cunt of a nurse
>not that you blame him
>you examine him
>human parts come from you obviously, and his ginger tail is same as your hair, colorwise
>horse areas come from the marshmallow
"So...uh..."
>Rarity looks at him for a while, then smiles
>"It's beautiful, Anon."
>you sigh in relief
"So, what should we name him?"
>"What do you think?"
>you think for a moment, then get an idea
"Cuntfucker."
>"Anon, but that's so unco-"
"YOU CANNOT DENY THE DUBS."
>everyone looks at you like you're batshit insane
>you probably are, but then again, aren't we all

>years pass, as Cuntfucker grows up
>years become decades
>Cuntfucker is now the captain of the Royal Guard and is among the most skilled warriors in Equestria
>he is rather dashing too, but that doesn't come from your neckbearded side
>one day, he comes home to you and your dear wife Rarity
>"Mother, father. I have returned."
"Welcome back, Cuntfucker!"
>"Today was interesting, I must say. That Lulamoon girl was giving me eyes, I believe."
>you chuckle to yourself
"Go for it, then!"
>"That was the plan. Although, I have a question."
>"What is it, dear?"
>"Tell me how you two met and, well, had me again, please."
"But of course."

THE END

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