- >Day Flightpath in Equestria.
- >You are Anon
- >You are sick of Fluttershy and the Moth Ponies attemts at getting your D,
- >So you have decided to run from Ponyville in the dead of night.
- >After waking up and doing the sacred triple S, you skidaddle the fuck out of there.
- >You tried Hollow Shades, but after making an arse of yourself whilst drunk they nolonger want you.
- >After meeting Celestia, she gave you a Job on an air base outside of Stalliongrad, which you thought was cool,
- >that you would be working with another group of wonderbolts or something similar.
- >You was in for a shock.
- >You ponder to yourself how you could have been at home fapping to /mlh/ instead of being here, but you are Anon, Master of self control.
- >The base was now in sight so you collect your things and prepare to get off and look for a pony called SkyBreaker, who was thankfully waiting for you.
- >SkyBreaker noticies you and walks over.
- >"Hey Anon"
- >She had a slight Russian accent, but that wasn't what stopped you in your tracks.
- >She was a plane.
- >A fucking plane.
- >And she just caught you staring.
- >"See something you like fly boy?"
- >Trying to snap out of it you respond.
- "SkyBreaker?"
- >She replies trying to maintain her tough-gal attitude, but it is failing.
- >"Yes, that's me, now get moving."
- >You keep looking at her.
- >It's a fucking plane.
- >"A-Anon, stop."
- >A. Fucking. Plane.
- >She snaps and looks like she bursts into tears, tough-gal attitude all but gone.
- >"A-Anon, stop s-staring!"
- >She then shoots into the sky, you dun fucked up on your first day of the Job.
- >gg Anon
- >You can tell this'll be fun already, as you start to walk over to the base.
- >A fucking Jet pony, and you had thought you'd seen it all.
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