- >You are Anonymous, aged 7
- >And you are playing around at the high school
- >You don’t go to Canterlot High, but your brother Unidentified does
- >So here you are, cheering on your brother as he makes his 4th touchdown this game
- >Well, not really cheering him on, because you were playing around by the horse statue in the front of the school
- >You had seen one a red and yellow-haired girl walk here and you needed directions to the loo
- >But it was almost like she disappeared when she went near the statue
- “Heelloooo” you called out.
- >Nothing
- >Oh well, maybe she was just taking a lap around the school
- >Unidentified did that sometimes when he felt nervous
- >So here you are, leaning against the horse statue and trying to figure out where the loo was.
- >Noticing that it was getting quite late, you looked up into the sky.
- >The moon was out
- >You always had a thing for looking up into the sky and making shapes with the stars
- >But tonight was cloudy, so you couldn't do that
- >You kicked a few stray pebbles towards the statue in boredom
- >only to find that they passed right though
- >Huh. Odd
- >You weren’t the brightest kid in your class, but you were fairly sure that statues should be solid
- >But maybe you were seeing things
- >Maybe
- >Walking over to the statue, you stick your hand through
- >Your hand doesn’t meet any resistance as it passes right through
- (Somewhere, Billy Mays is shouting “But wait! There’s more!)
- >You try to pull your hand out, only to find that you are being sucked in
- >You were struggling to get out of the statue
- >You had only put your hand in to the wrist, but you were shoulder deep now.
- >crapcrapcrapcrap
- >As you were about to yell out for help, your head got sucked in
- >And dear Cthulhu what you saw
- >It was a near nauseating swirl of colors and sounds
- >and it was dragging your body in bit by bit
- >Soon your whole body was in rainbow tube of clusterfuck
- >It felt you were being ripped apart and compressed at the same time, and you were spinning violently
- >If you had eaten anything before your brother’s game had started, it wouldn’t be in your stomach anymore
- >After what seemed hours, you stopped spinning
- >because you fell out of a mirror.
- >You were defiantly not at the high school anymore
- >But where were you?
- >you appeared to be in a small room made of white stone
- >A large looking door was at the other end of the room. Walking over, you noticed that this door was much smaller than any door you had seen at home
- >It seemed as though it was built for things that never exceeded 5’.
- >Opening the door, you walked into an immense hallway. The walls looked as though they were made from glass or crystal
- >Awestruck, you wandered around this massive palace, wondering why it was empty
- >As you were about to call out for someone, a voice sounds out behind you
- >”What is that?”

