- Chapter 3: More Questions, Less Answers
- >You stand and stretch your back, cracking your spine with rapid "pops"
- >Wiping the sweat from your forehead, you look down at the work you've accomplished.
- >The store looks like nothing ever happened at all. The glass from the shattered window is gone, and the window fixed.
- >You had a hard time replacing the glass, but you eventually got it done, and no hands were sliced into bits this time.
- >You rearranged the cakes you scattered around the room, and even waxed the floor.
- >All in all, the place looks damn fine. You're proud of it.
- >And it should, considering you didn't even sleep at all the night before.
- >You were too racked with guilt over what you did that you just willed yourself to finish fixing the shop.
- >Seeing the clean, pure shop in front of your eyes, you let out a proud sigh and relax.
- >Then Pinkie Pie rushes down the stairs and gives you a heart attack.
- >"Hey there, whats-your-face! I didn't know you were still uuuuuuuuuuuWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!"
- >She slips around on the freshly waxed floor, and crashes into you, sending the two of you flailing onto the floor.
- >"Oooooooh it's like I'm skating!" Pinkie says as she giggles uncontrollably.
- "Pinkie."
- >"Yup?"
- "Groin"
- >"What?"
- "On my groin."
- >"Something on your groin?"
- "Hoof."
- >"Hoof?"
- "Pinkie your hoof is on my groin getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff."
- >Pinkie bounces off of you, and you breathe a pained sigh of relief, as you curl up onto the ground in pain.
- >"Whoopsey-daisy, sorry about that... uh... say, you never told me your name did you?"
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- >You pause for a moment in the fetal position.
- >Name?
- >What... what's your name?
- >You rack your brain, trying to draw it out from your memory, but to no avail.
- "I... I don't know.."
- >Pinkie looks at you with a blank stare, then bursts into laughter.
- >"Eheeheeheehee, what do you mean, 'I don't know?' You silly filly, everyp0ny has a name! C'mon, I don't bite! Oh, is it a funny sounding name? Like Butter Rump, or Melon Head, or-"
- "No, Pinkie, I don't remember my name."
- >She stops talking, and stares at you again. This time though it seems... sadder than usual.
- >"Really?"
- >You rub your temples and focus your thoughts, but no matter what you try you just can't place your name.
- >You feel something you haven't felt since you woke up in the Everfree.
- >Fear.
- >You look up to Pinkie with a scared look in your eyes, and nod.
- >"What... what ARE you?" she asks, taking a slight step back from you.
- >Twilight: "I was about to ask the same question."
- >You and Pinkie turn to see Twilight standing in the doorway, her gaze locked onto you.
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- >Your name.
- >Good god, your name.
- >How can you not know you're own god-damned name?
- >These are the only thoughts running through your mind as Twilight leads you to her library.
- >She has some questions that you need to answer apparently.
- >Pinkie stayed behind, saying she had to tend to the shop.
- >You think her staying really has to do with Twilight's current disposition.
- >You were worried. So far the only pony that was anything close to being nice to you had been Pinkie Pie.
- >Of course, that's just the way Pinkie was.
- >You stop dead in your tracks.
- >You knew her name.
- >You knew Pinky's name BEFORE she introduced herself.
- >You even knew about her personality.
- >Hell, you knew you woke up in the Everfree.
- >You knew this was Equestria.
- >You knew who each of the ponies that found you by name.
- >But you never met them before now.
- "...what the fuck is going on?..." you whisper to yourself, fear settling in once more.
- >Twilight: "Hey! What are you doing?"
- >You snap back to reality and see that Twilight has stopped in front of you, looking at you with trepidation.
- "Sorry," you apologize as you pick up the pace.
- >As you and Twilight round a corner, your line of sight is drawn upward at the sight of the tree in front of you.
- >Twilight's library was bigger than you thought it would be.
- >Stepping inside, you're assaulted by the smell of musty old books and paper.
- >You take a moment to let the scent settle in, relaxing and enjoying your surroundings.
- >There are books on every inch of the library. In the corners, all over the shelves, and in large stacks and piles along the floor.
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- >You see one of the piles rustle tow and fro, and you spot the hint of something purple and green.
- >Twilight: "Spike, come here please. I need you for a moment."
- >Immediately a small, purple dragon jumps out from the pile and rushes over to the two of you.
- >Spike: "Hiya Twilight. Sorry the place is still a mess, I was trying to clean it up as be-"
- >Spike's sentence is cut off as he drifts his gaze to you, looking up at your face with a surprised expression.
- >Spike: "Whu-.. what IS that thing?"
- >Twilight: "That's what I'm trying to find out. I need you to go get me a scroll to send to the Princess. She'll need to be informed of this right away."
- >Spike nods, his eyes still on you.
- >You must be one of the strangest things he's seen.
- >Twilight: "Spike."
- >Spike: "Yeah?"
- >Twilight: "Now, if you don't mind."
- >Spike snaps out of it, nods at Twilight again, and darts off into the next room.
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- >Twilight's horn starts to glow as she hovers a small chair over to where you are.
- >Twilight: "Sit."
- >You do so, although the chair is rather small, and you're afraid you might break it with one wrong move.
- >You really don't want to break anything else.
- >Twilight: "I've read up on all manner of creatures found in Equestria," she says as she levitates books to her face, flinging them away when she finishes inspecting them.
- > "But I have never read, or heard of something like you."
- >She slowly makes her way toward you, her face locked in a stern, inquisitive stare."
- >Twilight: "What are you?"
- >You can't shake Twilight's intimidating demeanor, and swallow the the lump in your throat.
- "I'm human.. I'm a human being."
- >She spins around and begins levitating more and more books to where she's standing.
- >Twilight: "No, no.. no no no no, NO!" she says, flinging the last of the books to the side.
- >Twilight: "What is that, what even IS that? There's nothing in any of my books about... 'humans.' What is your name, if you have one?"
- "My name... I don't have a name."
- >You drop your head down and sigh. You still haven't gotten used to that.
- >You close your eyes, and try to think. You hear Spike come back into the room and Twilight beginning to dictate a letter for him to write.
- >You don't pay attention. You're drained, as it is.
- >You stare at the floor and see a book.
- >It's a book of poems.
- >You look at the name of the author.
- Anonymous
- ...
- "Twilight."
- >The two stop talking, and look at you."
- >Twilight: "Yes?"
- "Anonymous."
- "My name is Anonymous."

