- Chapter 11 -The Fan-
- >After asking around town, and a few awkward stares from various ponies, you eventually found Lyra's house.
- >If one shopkeeper hadn't told you it was the place, you would never had believed it.
- >This place seems abandoned, maybe even haunted, let alone like somep0ny's home.
- >The windows look like they've been boarded up from the inside, and you can't see a single light from anywhere in the house.
- >You carefully make your way up its rickety front steps stand at the door.
- >You knock.
- >After a minute or two, you decide to knock again.
- >Still, nothing.
- "...maybe she's not home or something."
- >But you're still curious as to who this "Lyra" is, so you knock one last time.
- >You hear the muffled sound of frantic hooves making their way to the door.
- >Latches and locks clink and grind against each other as whoever lies behind the door unlocks it.
- >The metallic sounds cease, and the door slowly opens a crack, and a hint of mint green can be seen.
- >"Who is it? What do you want, I'm very busy."
- "Uhm.. hi. I was wondering if you-"
- >"I'm not buying anything. Try somewhere else."
- >She starts to close the door, but you shoot your hand in the way and grab the door, stopping it before it shuts.
- "Wait, I'm not selling anything. I wanted to ask you some questions."
- >The hints of a quick gasp is heard, and you feel a hoof touch your hand softly.
- >"Are... are those..."
- >Whatever she's doing to your hand, she's doing it with the utmost care.
- >Is she just... feeling it?
- >Suddenly your hand gets gripped and you're pulled right through the doorway and into the house.
- >The door quickly shuts behind you.
- >Wheeling around, you come face to face with a mint green pony, hints of white streaks in her mane, with a lyre cutie mark.
- >She was breathing rather... quickly.
- >And she couldn't stop staring at you.
- >"You.. you're.. real. A-... are you real? Are you real?"
- "Uh, yeah. Yeah I am. Are you alright?"
- >Her breathing quickened as a thin grin spread across her face, her eyes still wide open and taking all of you in.
- >"Real. I was right. They thought I was out of my mind, said I was crazy. But here you are. Here. Real. i was right. I WAS RIGHT!"
- >She sprints past you to a room at the end of the hallway.
- >Following her, you enter the room to find what you can only describe as "shit enducingly creepy.
- >There are things all over the walls, practically covering them.
- >Newspaper clippings.
- >Sketches.
- >Blurry photographs.
- >All of these were pinned to the walls with tacks, and had red string connecting each piece of information linking it with another.
- >Following the web, you see that they all converge in the center of the back wall, where a small space is left blank, save for a white question mark.
- >"I knew I wasn't crazy! Humans are real. Real. And now I have one... in my hooouuuusse."
- >She giggles maniacally to herself as she sorts through some of the various manila folders on a table.
- "So... I take it you're Lyra, then?"
- >Lyra spins around, and blushes in embarrassment.
- >"Oh, gosh where are my manner. Um, yes, hi. I'm Lyra.. wait how did you know my name?"
- >You pull her book out from the inside of your jacket and flash the cover to her.
- >She cracks another huge grin and squeals in delight.
- >"A human read my book! A HUMAN READ MY BOOK ABOUT HUMANS!"
- >She's hopping up and down now, still giggling in delight.
- >"Ohmygosh, I have so many questions to ask you! You have no idea what this could do! This is going to redefine all of my findings."
- "Uh yeah sure. Yeah, yeah I can answer some questions."
- >"Thank you so much ah- What's your name?"
- "Anonymous."
- >"Really? Fascinating. Your identity insinuates you have no identity. I was expecting something like, "John," or "Phil," but Anonymous works I suppose."
- "Well it's not my real name, actually."
- >She tilts her head to the side in confusion.
- "Let me give you some exposition. I don't know who I am. Not really. So if you have any questions as to WHO I am, then I'm sorry. I can't help you there."
- >Lyra frowns and gives a defeated pout.
- >Damn that's cute.
- >But she brightens up instantly.
- >"Okay, that can still work. I'm interested in human culture and habits anyway. Personal history can be put aside for now!"
- >She quickly kicks a chair over to you.
- >"Well go on, sit!"
- >You do, smiling a bit.
- >She's so genuinely learning about you.
- >Maybe not you as a person, but this was enough you thought.
- >Lyra gathers papers up into her lap, a pencil in her mouth as she too takes a seat.
- >"Okay, ready?"
- >You can't help but stare.
- >"Uhm... yes?"
- "Oh sorry I... it's just you... you're sitting like... Well you're sitting like me."
- >Indeed, Lyra was sitting with her hind legs dangling off the seat, sitting upright.
- >"Is that a problem?"
- "No it's just... different."
- >"I like being different."
- "I can see that."
- >"Good. Now, first question: Hands. What are they like?"
- "Really?"
- >She stares at you with such force, a deadpan expression on her face.
- >"Do you think this is a motherbucking game?"
- "Whu-"
- >"Do you think my questions are funny?"
- "No I-"
- >"Great!"
- >An awkward pause surrounds you.
- "It's... neat. Having hands is neat."
- >Lyra squints here eyes at you for a bit, then diligently writes down what you said.
- >"Fascinating."
- >You sit in Lyra's room for the next couple of hours, answering her questions and dispelling some of her wilder claims.
- >At one point she demanded you remove her clothing to see if the propeller thing was true, but you just showed her your back to get the point across.
- >She also showed you a room full of what she considered to be artifacts of human society.
- >Gloves, soda bottles, and even a small purple gameboy all sat on shelves, carefully being preserved.
- >Lyra was certainly mental, but she was making progress. She was actually getting close to finding more and more about your kind.
- >Her determinism was remarkable.
- >Trotting up to a small cabinet, she pulled out a rolled up piece of parchment and gave it to you.
- >"Roll it open and look, I think it might interest you."
- >As you unravel the scroll, you notice that it's a very old, very weathered, inkprint.
- >It was the imprint of a hand, with a blank spot in the center of the palm.
- >Inside the spot, were words.
- ~It Lies in Ice and Stone, Untouched by Time. Beware, Whoever Dare Enter its Abyss. For the Breath You Take Within Will Surely Be Your Last~
- "What am I looking at?"
- >"It's a scroll. I found it buried in a small box in the Everfree, near a mountain."
- "So.. what does it mean? What's thing it talks about, this thing 'In Ice and Stone?'"
- >"That's just it, I don't know. Isn't that just exciting?!"
- "Considering it's spooky as hell and insinuates we'd die to find out, sure. It's exciting."
- >Your sarcasm is palpable.
- >Lyra doesn't seem to catch it though.
- >"Perfect! Listen, I have a proposition."
- >Oh no.
- >"I've narrowed the possible locations for this relic the scroll mentions. It must be extremely important if such a warning were given to protect it."
- >No.
- >"I've made the necessary preparations for an exhibition, but no one around the town really wants to accompany me."
- >NO
- >"Sine you're human, I was hoping..."
- >NO. NO. NO.
- >"...that you would like to come with me on this little venture of mine."
- >NONONONONONONONO
- "Sure."

