- >Night wind brushed past your hair, the cool torrents washing over you soothingly.
- >You crack your eyes open and see the turning of a ceiling fan, slowly spinning in circles.
- >Lazily rolling your eyes around, you find the bright white orb of the moon passing through the sky, stopping at its peak.
- >Luna sat out on the balcony, her eyes skyward and her horn glowing brightly with a white light.
- >The moon was acting... erratic for some reason.
- >Getting to your feet and out of your bed, you walked over to where Luna was.
- "What are you doing?"
- >"We are raising the moon, Anon."
- "I got that, but... why is it, you know. Not staying in place?"
- >Luna cracks a mischievous smile and giggle at you.
- >"We are performing a... "prank."
- "A prank."
- >"Verily."
- >She beams at you and goes back to moving the moon about in the sky.
- >You're confused.
- "Are... are you pranking the moon?"
- >"Come now, the moon does not understand the concept of jest. It is an inanimate celestial object."
- "..."
- >Luna giggles more and darts her head from side to side, as if someone might listen in on your conversation.
- >She motions for you to come closer.
- >You do.
- >She whispers.
- >"We are pranking this world's Princess Luna."
- >She squeals in delight and goes back to fucking around with the moon.
- "You... you're pranking yourself, then?"
- >"Precisely! We find it most amusing. Think, Anonymous, what could be going through our other self's mind? She must be thoroughly vexed."
- >Princess Luna pranking Princess Luna.
- "Good girl."
- >Luna titters to herself as the white glow from her horn fades.
- >Calming herself down and regaining her composure, Luna turns to you, smiling.
- >"We find that your lively nature is almost infectious. It livens our spirits when you are happy, so we assumed that being jovial would also lighten your mood."
- >She... she was being silly for you benefit?
- >To make you happier?
- >You feel a warmth in your chest and smile back at the princess.
- "Thanks. That means a lot."
- >She nods, but looks at you expectantly.
- >"You appear to want to speak with us. Is there something you wish to discuss.
- >Nodding, you walk over to her and lean against the railing of the balcony.
- >Ponyville can be seen faintly in the distance, mist blurring your view.
- >Your eyes narrow when you remember your last visit yesterday.
- >You were still angry.
- >You were still sad.
- >Sighing, you rub your face and clear your throat.
- "I want to leave."
- >Luna doesn't respond immediately, instead tilting her head slowly to the side in contemplation.
- >"What do you mean?"
- "I mean I want to leave. Here. This place. I want out."
- >"You wish to leave Ponyville?"
- >You nod.
- >As long as you were here, she'd always be a constant reminder of your anger and regret.
- >You needed a new view.
- >One that didn't include a quaint little village.
- >Luna brings a hoof to her mouth and ponders for a moment before her ears perk up.
- >"Adventure?"
- "What?"
- >"Before you arrived in Equestria, you were a wanderer. A... 'drifter' as you called it."
- "Pretty much. Most of the time I holed up in a town as a bartender for a while before moving on."
- >"So... let us go on a journey."
- >Huh.
- >That hadn't occurred to you at first.
- >Just you and Luna?
- >Traveling the land, going on an adventure.
- >...
- >You liked that.
- "Wait, Luna, what about your world? Won't it-"
- >"Celestia is back in control of our realm. She has remained... reasonable without your presence there. Besides, after a thousand years of raising the moon by herself, I think she can handle a few more."
- >That makes you smile.
- >So.
- >Adventure.
- >You could handle adventure.
- "Okay. Deal."
- >Luna claps her hooves together in excitement.
- >"Wonderful! We have read many things in regards to sights and experiences to be had in our land!"
- "Before we go off though, there's something I want to do."
- >"Hm?"
- "You said Celestia, YOUR Celestia, likes that I'm gone, right?"
- >"That's correct."
- >A devilish grin spreads across your face.
- >Luna smiles, but it slowly fades when she realizes what you want to do.
- >"Oh Anon... that's... are you sure?"
- >You give it a second of thought, then nod vigorously.
- "Abso-fuckin'-lutely."
- >Luna sighs, and gives in.
- >"Very well. I'm sure she'll be more than happy to see you again."
- >Her sarcasm is SO FUCKING palpable.
- >You are Princess Celestia.
- >You are in the middle of hosting a rather large and elegant banquet for the royalty of Equestria.
- >Raising a glass of wine with your magic, you tap the cup and a light ring goes through the room.
- >Your guests quiet down and look to you expectantly.
- "Dearest guests, I'm honored to have you here, sitting with me while enjoying this delicious feast."
- >Your guests clap politely.
- >You take a sip of your wine, savoring the taste it leaves on your tongue, and raise the glass once more.
- "May we have many more years of peace and harmony all across Equestria. Cheers!"
- >The room gives a hearty cheer, and eveyone drinks from their cups.
- >This was one of the loveliest dinner parties you have ever had.
- >You're about to take a bite of the cake in front of you, when you feel a light, delicate tap on your shoulder.
- >You turn your head.
- "Yes, what can I do for-"
- >Something shoots into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat.
- >It felt like... like...
- >Like someone just... spit, into your mouth.
- >Gagging in surprise, you look to see your attacker.
- >All you see is a face resembling a feline's, and it disappears in a shroud of light.
- >It's extending a digit on one of it's hands to you as it fades away.
- "...what?"
- >You appear back in front of Luna, giggling like a little school girl.
- >"So, how did it go?"
- "Oh Luna... Luna, babe. You should have seen her face."
- >Luna rolls her eyes, yet smiles and laughs to herself.
- >She must be imagining it.
- >Good.
- "So. I'm all set. Ready to head out?"
- >She grins and nods, unfurling her wings to stretch them out.
- >"That depends. Where should we go first?"
- >You turn back to face the faint outline of Ponyville.
- >You wanted to forget, for a while.
- >So you answer makes total sense, really.
- "Somewhere that's got plenty of booze."
- >Luna chuckles.
- >"We can handle that."
- >It was getting late.
- >Looking at all the baked good on the shelves around you, you let out a long sigh.
- >He had come to apologize, yet you didn't hear him out.
- >Instead, you had yelled in his face and told him to up and leave.
- >Maybe you should have apologized...
- >...
- >..no.
- >No, HE was the one who was supposed to say he was sorry.
- >He kissed the princess.
- >He said he still loved the princess.
- >And when you gave him an ultimatum, he had stayed on her side.
- >It was... it just wasn't...
- >It just.
- >Wasn't.
- >FAIR.
- >You pound your hooves on the counter in front of you, your frustration getting the better of you.
- >And now he was gone.
- >You told him to leave, and he had done just that.
- >A vile feeling rises in your stomach, and you cover your mouth.
- >Swallow it back, Pinkie.
- >Calm down, girl.
- >You stand there, very still, as you regain your composure.
- >You've been vomiting more often, lately.
- >You told Anon it was a type of flue you got.
- >After all, who else would throw up frosting?
- >But... that wasn't the case, at all.
- >You place a hoof to your abdomen, caressing it softly.
- >You just hadn't had the heart to tell him, you suppose.
- >And now he was gone.
- >...
- >You wonder if he was missing you right now...
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- >Lights.
- >Dames.
- >Alcohol.
- >It wasn't the same as Vegas, but Las Pegasus had a certain charm to it.
- >You sat at a blackjack table, Luna at your side in her human form.
- >You look to your hand, then to Luna.
- >She nods.
- >You tap your finger on the table, and the dealer throws out the last card.
- >"Twenty one."
- >You shoot up and raise your arms in victory.
- "FUCK YEAH."
- >LUNA: "WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO!"
- "More drinks, Luna?"
- >"VERILY!"
- Hours Later
- >The two of you stumble into the hotel room you rented for the night.
- >Luna leans against your shoulder, drunk out of her mind and giggling like an idiot.
- >Then again, you were doing the same.
- >"Hehehe *hic* we must do this more often, Anon."
- "Yes. Yes I completely agree."
- >You help her over to the bed, and you try to let her down carefully.
- >Her foot catches yours and the two of you tumble to the bed.
- >"HA! We apologize, Anon. We *hic* we did not mean to... hehehehe..."
- >She's right on top of you, her eyes hazy from all the drinks you shared.
- >You tilt your head back and let out a hearty laugh.
- "Least it wasn't from the moon? Right?"
- >You laugh together, and calm down slightly.
- >Once done laughing, the two of you stare into each other's eyes.
- >She blushes, and inches towards you.
- >You like to think it was mostly the booze that caused what happened that night.
- >But to be honest, you wanted this.
- >Would you feel bad later?
- >Maybe.
- >You're not sure at this point.
- >But for the moment, you let yourself get lost in a world of bliss that was created in this bedroom.
- >You felt no regret.
- >And you liked it that way.
- ~END~

