- Drury Lane Chapter 16
- >Oh gawd.
- >Your arms are still wrapped around Luna's neck, smoke and steam rising from the crater the two of you stand in.
- >Pinkie Pie stands across from you, the bucket of frosting vomit beside her.
- >The townsponies are staring at you, unblinking.
- >They are...
- >Stunned.
- >Stunned at the wicked awesome fight sequence you just went through, and at the fact you kissed an inter dimensional princess.
- "Uh."
- >Pinkie stares daggers at you.
- "I thought you were sick."
- >PINK: "I thought you were trick-or-treating."
- "I was. Then the fight with the shadow-thing happened."
- >PINK: "And you kissed princess Luna why?"
- "Uh."
- >LUNA: "Uh."
- >PINK: "You."
- >LUNA: "Us?"
- >PINK: "Yes, you."
- >LUNA: "What-"
- >PINK: "You don't speak. He does."
- >LUNA: "Oh."
- >PINK: "Yeah."
- >Dear god, what have you done?
- >You don't know what came over you. One minute you were embroiled in a battle alongside one of the closest ponies you'd ever known, the next you were sucking face with her.
- >Wait.
- >WAIT.
- >IDEA.
- "Pinkie."
- >She stares at you, daggers still in her eyes.
- ":3"
- >...
- >PINK: "No."
- >Sweet jesus this was a nightmare...
- >TRIX: "Anon!"
- "WHAT?!"
- >TRIX: "Did you try the kitty face?"
- "YES."
- >TRIX: "Did it work?"
- "NO."
- >TRIX: "Fuck."
- >You and Luna separate and try to explain what just happened.
- >It's kind of hard to do that when your special somep0ny got to the fight late and only saw the kissing bit.
- >Pinkie continues to stare at the two of you, her expression dead and cold.
- >This... this was going to be awkward.
- >You turn to Luna, your face scratched and battle worn, and she smiles at you.
- >That smile always seemed to give you confidence.
- >Taking a deep breath, you decided to do something you almost never did.
- >You thought this shit out.
- "Pinkie? I know this looks really, really bad. So I'll be completely honest with you when it comes to questions. Okay?"
- >PINK: "Were you just kissing the Princess?"
- >OH FUCK LIE TO HER
- >LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
- "Yes."
- >THAT'S NOT A LIE YOU ASSHOLE THAT'S THE TRUTH UUUUUUUGHH
- "But it's not what you think! It's not because I love her or anything, it's because of all the adrenaline, the heat of battle, the-... the..."
- >Luna looks to you, her expression pained, but understanding.
- >She'd given you that same look when she looked into your mind before helping you come back to Equestria.
- >When she learned about your feelings for Pinkie.
- >Your face contorts into a frown, then a smile, then nothing really.
- >This was a lot harder than you thought.
- "I mean... I DO have feelings for Luna, that's a given. But I didn't mean to kiss her, I was just... I... wow this is difficult."
- >The townsponies begin to murmur around you, curios about all of this.
- >LUNA: "Perhaps we should continue this discussion in... private? We worry about prying eyes."
- >PINK: "Who said you got to talk?"
- >LUNA: "I... excuse me?"
- "Pinkie, come on, don't be like that to-"
- >PINK: "I'll be however I want to her, thank you very much. Maybe you were too busy locking lips with her to get the part of all this that says that I'm MAD."
- >You shut up, and so does Luna.
- >Dear god this was bad.
- >You try to regain control of all this, but it's just not working out the way you want it to.
- >Then she asks it.
- >PINK: "Do you... do you still love her?"
- "What? No, I-..."
- >You stop.
- "I... yes... yes I still do.."
- >Luna swings her head to you, her eyes wide at your response.
- >Pinkie remains expressionless, but for a split-second you can see lips quiver.
- >And that... that's when her hair deflates.
- "...Pinkie?"
- >PINK: "Fine."
- >She stands from where she was sitting and picks up her frosting bucket, and turns around.
- "Pinkie wait."
- >She starts to walk away back to the bakery.
- >You run up to her and cut her off, but her eyes are emotionless to you.
- >PINK: "If you love her so much then you can have her. I won't stop you."
- "Pinkie please, it's not like that. I just... I just need to think this through, alright?"
- >PINK: "Think things through?"
- "Yeah."
- >She laughs a little, then gives you a hard stare.
- >PINK: "The Anon I love doesn't think things through. He's brash. Impulsive."
- "But-"
- >PINK: "If you know where I can find that Anon, then please point him out."
- >You can't say anything.
- >You're at a loss for words.
- >PINK: "Because at the moment, I can't seem to find him."
- >With that, Pinkie shoves past you and walks home.
- >You stand there, dumbstruck.
- >Your heart feels... what's the word?
- >Broken?
- >Cliche, but adequate.
- >You look down to your feet, kicking a pebble or two, and turn back around to Luna, Trixie, and Hush.
- >Hush is still in her human form.
- >HUSH: "...dad?"
- "...give me a minute..."
- >You walk back into the tiny crater you and Luna made once you finished the fight, and slump down in the center of it.
- >Trixe trots up to you, and places a hoof on you shoulder.
- >Rubbing the space in between your eyes, you take a few deep breaths.
- >Luna stands a few feet from you, her face hidden behind her mane.
- >LUNA: "We... we did not mean to complicate things between you and Pinkie Pie, Anonymous."
- "It's not your fault. Besides, she's right. I need to figure all this out."
- >LUNA: "Would... do you want us to leave? We understand if you-"
- "No."
- >Luna perks her ears up.
- "No, stay. Please."
- >Luna looks conflicted, but smiles and nods.
- >LUNA: "Very well. We shall quickly devise a place of rest for you in the mountains."
- "Like the one back home?"
- >Luna nods, then stares at you.
- >You catch it too.
- >You called the other Equestria "home."
- >You've never felt this conflicted in your life.
- >Ever.
- >LUNA: "Yes... like the one back home. We will return shortly."
- >With that, she flies off into the distance, towards the snowy mountains of Equestria.
- >You'd give anything for some zany antics.
- >But, sadly, it didn't look like that was happening tonight.
- >You look over Hush.
- "Sorry for ruining your first Nightmare Night, Hush. I kind of fucked up."
- >Hush walks over to you and gives you a hug.
- "Thanks squirt."
- >TRIX: "Will you be alright?"
- >You give a short laugh.
- "Maybe. I don't know."
- >Trixie sits next to you, and removes her hat.
- >You take it into your hands ans look at all the stars on it.
- >Seems like no matter where you ended up, stars seemed to follow.
- >TRIX: "Who do you think you'll end up with?"
- "What?"
- >Trixie give a stern look.
- "It's just a little abrupt to ask me that, don't you think?"
- >TRIX: "It was a little abrupt for you to kiss Luna in front of Pinkie, don't you think?"
- "Fuck off."
- >TRIX: "Glad to see you're still slightly yourself."
- >You grunt and rest your head in the palm of your hand, sighing.
- >TRIX: "Anon?"
- "...yeah?"
- >TRIX: "You never answered my question."
- "Oh... right."
- >You look back to Sugarcube Corner.
- >You loved her so much.
- >The flap of wings turns your attention to Luna.
- >You can hear her humming a song as she comes back.
- >You know that song.
- >The dark alicorn walks up to you, and bumps you with her snout.
- >You turn back to Trixie, and give a weak smile.
- "You know how they say you're supposed to fall in love with the girl next door?"
- >Trixie nods.
- "The girl next door happened to be on the moon."
- >You look back to Luna, and nod, getting carefully on her back.
- >And with that, the two of you fly off into the mountains.
- >Hopefully, you would have figured all this out in a few days.
- >Hopefully.
- >Until then, you rested your head on Luna's back, her ehterial mane shrouding you in a cloak of dusk and stars.
- >And as you two flew, you sang along with her.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
- ~End of Chapter 16~

