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Comedic Quickie: Applejack

By: PaleNarrator on Apr 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.56 KB  |  hits: 499  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Hey AppleJack."
  2. >"Hey thar' Anon."
  3. "Looking hot tonight."
  4. >"Ah ain't sweaty."
  5. "No yeah I mea-"
  6. >"In fact, it's kahnda cool out ta'night."
  7. "I meant 'hot' as-"
  8. >"Maybe you should take off that jacket if you're feelin' so hot."
  9. "Oh... well yeah I'll do that. Maybe I should take off some... more... clothes."
  10. >"You're that overheated? Boy Anon, you should lah down or somethin'."
  11. "No AppleJack I'm not actually hot I was hoping we cou-"
  12. >"Do ya have ah fever? Ah'll go get ya some medicine."
  13. "Wait where are you go-"
  14. >Be raht back Anon."
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  16. Fuckin' AppleJack
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