A Guy, A Lyre, and a Park Bench -Chapter 9-

>This was the worst possible thing.

>What happened to just taking a walk and enjoying the night?

>Now you were standing with Lyra and Bon-Bon in the middle of the town square as Trixie regaled them with tales from when the two of you dated.

>It...

>It was pretty awful, really.

Lyra is trying her hardest not to laugh in Trixie's face as she goes on an on about old pet names of yours.

>Bon-Bon stands next to you, simply staring up at you.

>Unblinking.

>Bury your face into a palm as Trixie continues.

TRIX: "...and once the show was over with, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie decided that her shnookums deserved a little treat! So, that night-"

>LYRA: "I'm sorry, I'm so, SO sorry, but I have to do this. Just give me a second."

>Lyra spins around to look at you, points, and laughs once.

>LYRA: "HA!"

>She regains her composure and nods to Trixie.

>LYRA: "Continue."

>TRIX: "Well, it wouldn't be Trixie's place to tell you about our... private life, no would it?"

>She gives a sly smile to you, and you feel yourself blush.

"Trix, no."

>TRIX: "But first Trixie has to ask, who are you two in relation to Trixie's little pooky-boo?"

>LYRA: "Oh, we're-"

"No one! They're just friends! Yup! That's all they are, friends. Say you know what, it's pretty late. Go home now? Yeah let's go home now."

>You didn't need Trixie learning that there were too beautiful mares trying to win you over.

>Knowing her competitive nature, something ridiculous was just bound to happen if that was let known.

>You start to turn around.

>BON: "I'm trying to win him over."

>DAMMIT BON-BON CHOOSE A SIDE.

>Trixie raises an eyebrow and looks to Lyra.

>LYRA: "Actually, we're both trying to win him over. It's kind of like a friendly competition."

"Hey how about we just leave no-"

>TRIX: "A competition you say?"

>hogod.

>Lyra nods, a happy smile on her face a a small tint of pink on her cheeks.

>LYRA: "It's only fair that way. Besides, it's fun learning what makes Anon tick and then using that to one up each other."

>TRIX: "Well isn't that just adorable. Anon, honey-pie, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie had no idea you could be so dominant! Trixie was used to you doing what Trixie told you to do, after all."

>You blush as Lyra titters and Bon-Bon groans.

>TRIX: "As for you, Lyra was it? I would just give up while you're ahead. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows the secrets to her puddin-pie's heart. And the secrets to some of his other organs, as well."

>She bites her lip and winks at you.

"Yeah, home now. Guys, we're going home. Leaving right now."

>LYRA: "I think we could figure him out just fine, thank you very much."

>TRIX: "Ha! Please, Trixie remembers every single little thing to make Anon drool in affection. You couldn't possibly outmatch her!"

>BON: "Bring it on, bitch."

>The three of you whip your heads to Bon-Bon.

>Oh shit.

>She meant business.

>TRIX: "Do you have a problem with Trixie, candy-plot?"

>BON: "You could say that, yeah. I'm not particularly liking how you're treating Anon like some sort of object, for one."

>TRIX: "Me? You and this minty one are the ones using him as a prize in some sort of love competition."

>BON: "At least we're not boasting about our exploits. Besides, I bet Lyra or I know more about Anon than you do."

>Trixie's eyes narrow into a glare.

>TRIX: "Does Trixie hear a challenge?"

>BON: "She most certainly does."

"Bon-Bon what are you doing? Why can't we just LEAVE?!"

>Bon-Bon looks up at you, her face showing...

>And actual emotion.

>She kind of seemed... jealous?

>BON: "This blue cunt has an ego the size of Canterlot Castle. I'm putting her in her place. Now."

>Jesus she could swear like a sailor when mad enough.

>Lyra's eyebrows shoot up, but she grins all the same.

>LYRA: "Wow. WOW. Bon-Bon is actually MAD about something. Well, in that case count me in on this little challenge."

>Trixie's eyes twinkle with a competitive glare you haven't seen in ages.

>Nope.

>Leaving.

"Count me out. I'll see you two at home once you're done trying to get her goat."

>You start to leave once more, when you're lifted off the ground by purple magic.

"Oh COME ON. Trxie, NO. BAD."

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>Your skin crackles with static as you're teleported onto the stage of the caravan.

>Trixie pops up next to you, along with Lyra and Bon-Bon.

>TRAIX: "Ladies and Gentlecolts, allow me to introduce our lovely assistant, Anonymous!"

"Dammit I do NOT need this right now guys, seriously."

LYRA: "Oh come on, Anon. Don't worry yourself, it'll be just fine."

>You grumble to yourself as Trixie continues.

>TRIX: "The challenge is simple: The mare who gets Anon to blush the most without any heavy petting, dirty talk, or overtly sexual acts is the winner."

"I mean it guys, I want out."

>TRIX: "Bon-Bon, you were so adamant on this challenge. Why don't you go first?"

>BON: "I'd rather go when I wanted, thanks."

>She glares to Trixie, who just scoffs.

>TRIX: "Very well. Lyra?"

>Lyra looks up at you and grins.

>LYRA: "Oh I have an idea..."

>Her horn lights up and you feel a sensation on your...

>...ear?

"Uh... what are you doing?"

>Lyra looks up at you with bedroom eyes.

>LYRA: "I'm seducing you, tiger."

"You... you're rubbing my earlobe, though."

>LYRA: "Exactly."

>She bites her lip and keeps fondling your ear.

"And that would turn me on.... how?"

LYRA: "I-... wait that does nothing for you?"

"No."

>LYRA: "What? But I- It totally works for me though! You're saying you don't like your ears scratched?"

"Yes."

>LYRA:"...crap."

>Trixie lets out a hearty laugh as she levitates you over to her.

>TRIX: "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is greatly amused by your naivety, Lyra. Ear fondling. How quaint. Watch as Trixie wins Anon's heart in one fell swoop!"

"Trixie really I don't want to- EEP."

>Your face flushes red as Trixie smacks your ass with her hoof.

>The crowd around you goes silent, as most of your face goes scarlet.

>LYRA: "...oh you've got to be bucking kidding me."

>TRIX: "Well, it's clear to Trixie that Trixie is the superior mare on the stage at the moment. Just look at Trixie's booger-bear. He's blushing so hard he that he can't even try to hide it."

>LYRA: "You... you have a sensitive ass?"

"I was born this way, alright?"

>LYRA: "I just... really?!"

"Shut up."

>TRIX: "The challenge is now ende-"

>You hear Bon-Bon clear her throat.

>BON: "I think you forgot about me."

>Trixie raises an eyebrow and gives a quick laugh.

>TRIX: "Where are Trixie's manners? Go right ahead, but it would just be in vain at this point. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows what get's her pooky-wooky all hot and bothered!"

>Bon-Bon doesn't say a word.

>She just slowly trots to where you're standing, facing you.

>You can see a tint of red along her cheeks as she does what must be done.

>She stands on her hind legs, placing her hooves on your shoulders, and leans in.

>Giving your nose a soft, quick kiss.

>When she drops back to the floor on all floors, the audience ooh and ahhhs.

>Trixie looks dumbstruck.

>Lyra's all smiles.

>You face is now a wall of red, as you simply stare into the distance.

>BON: "I win."

>TRIX: "But... but how did... you cheated! Yes, that's it. The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is still the only mare who knows how to-"

>BON: "Ho would you shut the fuck up already?"

>Then Bon-Bon does something that makes the audience burst into applause.

>She rears her head back.

>And spits in Trixie's mouth.

>Wow.

>You might be in love.

 

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