Title:           Amber and Maple 22
Author:          Ottoway
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yGmiRz1Q
First Edit:      Sunday 12th of October 2014 10:47:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 12th of October 2014 10:47:08 PM CDT

>You wake up to the sound of shuffling and stuff being moved
>You open your eyes and realize that you somehow made your way back to the couch
>You are tucked in with a blanket, so it's safe to assume that Dash moved you
>Dash...
>You remember everything that happened last night
>No alcohol to cover it up
>It's clear as day
>You and Dash fucked, bottom line
>You bring a hoof up to your face and start to rub your head
>Why the hell did you do that Amber
>You don't even like mares like that!
>This is gonna be even more awkward than the day before
>You sit up on the couch and take the blanket off of you
>You take a deep breath and reluctantly get up and walk towards the kitchen
>You don't see Dash there
>Thats good
>You really don't want to have that conversation
>Does this mean there is something going on between you two?
>Well, you did have sex with her...twice
>You shake your head and get some juice from the fridge
>Then you hear hoof steps coming up from the hallway
>You look over your shoulder and see Dash
>She sees you and stops
>"Oh...uh...Hey Am..."
>You shut the fridge and look towards her
"Yeah...Hey Dash...Listen, about last night-"
>”Yeah…I was just gonna talk to you about that….Thanks by the way. I’ve been really stressed lately, with work and training, so it was good to get that ‘relief’ last night…Well, besides you almost suffocating me"
>She takes a seat at the counter
>You pour you and Dash a glass of juice and take a seat next to her
>”So, what does this mean? Like, for us?”
>You don’t know how to respond to that
>You like her as a friend…But you’re not sure if you “Like like” her
>You take a sip of the drink
“Honestly... I’m not sure Dash"
>You look up at her
"I have no idea what I'm doing right now. My mind has been in a fucking fog since the attack...You are one of my best friends, and I love you. But I'm just not sure how I feel right now"
>You puts your hooves on the table
>"I understand Amber. I shouldn't have even asked you that anyway...It was a stupid question"
>You don't know why, but your heart aches for her
"No! It's not like that Dash. This isn't your fault, you're just being yourself. I'm just confused, that's all"
>She nods her head
>"I just really like being around you. You're a ton of fun to hang out with"
>You smile
"I feel the same way about you...But that won't change either way. We'll still always be friends and hang out. I just need a little time to figure things out"
>She manages to smile
>"Thanks Amber...You're a real friend"
>The two of you get up from the table
>She gives you a tight hug with her hooves
>She releases you and smiles
"Hey, how about you come by my place and have dinner with me and Maple tonight"
>She walks to the fridge and puts the juice away
>"Yeah, that'll be fun. It's been a while since I saw your little sis. I'd invite you guys here, but she can't stand on clouds"
"Well, if you want, I can ask Twilight to do that spell that lets her walk on clouds and I can just fly her up here."
>She thinks about it for a moment
>"Yeah, that would work"
"Alright, so I'll let Maple know when I get home. I'm also getting my stitches removed today"
>You bend over and show her your hip, where your stitches are
>You flash her a little of your rump as a tease also
>You probably didn't have to bend down like that, but it'd make her happy so who cares
>You hear her wings flap up
>"Oh...I see the stitches..."
>You smile at her loss of words
>You get back up from your plow position
"I got to got though. So I'll catch you around 7?"
>She shakes her head, getting out of her daydream
>"Yeah, just make sure Maple has that cloud spell on her. Oh, and are you sleeping over tonight?"
"I don't think so...I think Maple gets lonely when I'm not home. But I'll see you like everyday...This town isn't that big"
>She laughs
>"Alright, I'll see you later. Keep that flank nice and firm for me"
>She gives you a wink and you roll your eyes
"See you later Dashie"
>Her wings flap back up
>"Oh, fuck you Am"
>You give her a sly grin
"See yah!"
>You open her front door and fly back to your house
>You land on your front porch and knock on the door
>You are still confused on what happened last night
>Dash is one of your best friends
>Why would you do those things with her
>With any mare
>You can't even blame it on being drunk this time
>As long as nobody finds out then you'll be fine
>Maybe you should talk to Twilight about it
>Not today though, you got a ton of shit to do
>First, have brunch with Maple
>It's a Saturday tradition
I'm not keeping track of days, so I'm just gonna have it as Saturday
>Then you are gonna stop by the school yard and see if Cherilee needs a floater or an assistant teacher
>You learned a lot while in at bootcamp
>Surprisingly, not just how to snap a ponies neck without making a sound
>They taught you physics, chemistry, and history
>Pretty much everything you need to know, and then some
>After that, you will go to the hospital to get your stitches removed
>You could probably just do that yourself
>It would save you a lot of time
>And Maple could help you with it
>After reflecting on your list of the day, you knock on the door
>A few seconds later Maple opens the door
>"Morning Amber"
>She lets you in
"Good morning Maple"
>"Good to see that you're not hung over today"
>She says with a chuckle
"No kidding"
>She cocks her head and walks towards you
>She takes a sniff of your coat
>"Damn Amber...You really reek. What did the two of you do last night? Build a barn?"
>Your blush intensely
"I...Uh...we were playing basketball! And I must've forgotten to shower"
>She looks at you confused
>"But they shut the courts down yesterday morning..."
>Oh shit
"Did I say basketball? I meant....Football! Yeah, it's always fun to pass around the old pig skin"
>You say with a fake smile
>Coving up your bullshit lies and shame
>You can practically smell the shit coming out of your mouth
>"Oh, that must've been fun...Probably hard to see though..."
>You are really bombing this Amber
>Good job
"Yeah, well, you know..."
>"I'm just messing with you Amber. I know you were just fucking around last night"
>Fucking?
"Who said anything about fucking?"
>She looks even more confused
>"What I meant to say was, I know you two were just goofing around..."
>Jesus Amber, you are so fucking stupid
"Oh...Yeah, well, that's what we did. So hey we still going to brunch?"
>You try to change the subject
>"Yeah, but you should probably take a shower first"
>You nod your head and walk to the bathroom
>Right as you get to the stairs, she speaks up again
>"Make sure you wash your back legs, you got some stuff on it
>You look to your back, left leg and notice some dried "juice" on your leg
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.png
>You blush once again
"Will do!"
>You slam the door shut behind you
>Once in the bathroom you take a seat on the ground
>Thinking about all that's happened to you
>The attack, Maple trying to get you to eat her out, you and Dash...
>But instead of getting down and crying
>You shake your head and start to laugh
>pic related
>All this shit happened to you
>It feels surreal
>Like a comedy movie
>Starring you
>You hear the shitty comedy commentators voice in your head, reading the trailer to your new Movie
>'Murphy's law heads to Ponyville'
>'Amber Grain is just a normal Lieutenant in the Royal Military. She has a loving sister and a ton of friends. But what happens when Celestia decides to turn her world...Upside down!?! Now, Amber has to figure out a way to deal with her life, before she becomes a depressed hermit who doesn't leave her house all day. Amber Grain in Murphy's law comes to Ponyville! Coming to a theater near you'
>Yup, that's about right
>All this shit that is going on in your life
>It's unbelievable
>But hey, at least it seems to be getting better
>You have a job interview today, you're having brunch with your sister, and dinner with your best friend
>Who know, things might finally be looking up for you