Title:           Russian in Equestria
Author:          Ordnung
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9fRHYZsh
First Edit:      Friday 7th of December 2012 09:08:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 7th of December 2012 09:08:24 PM CDT

>i am russia
>wake up
>shit and shower
>it breakfast so leave basement
>mom yell for me
>"son, when have we grandchildren? get job and wife!"
sorry, but i like internet porn. it like sex but easy
>she give for me toast
>i eat
>sudden i go sleepy
>damn toast is poison
>wake again up
>in ground filled of grass
>i am of confuse
>go far
>look for house
>no can find
>see in distance
>pink and yellow horse
>she come close from me
>"Oh. I've never seen an animal like you before."
>"What's your name?"
>strange talking horse
i am anon from russia
>she look of surprise
>"You can talk!"
da
>"I have to tell all my friends in p0nyville about you! This is simply the most wonderful, amazing thing ever!"
>she grab by butt
>strange but she very cute
>her juice come out of pussy
>this get more weird
>we go to her village
>she take me to tree
>it very big
why we go to tree?
>"My friend, Twilight, lives here in the library."
>"She'd love to see a new species."
why library in tree?
>"I'm uh...not quite sure."
>we enter house of i never see before
>"Twilight, you have to see this creature!"
>"He's so cute and really handsome too."
>purple horse come up from me
>"Wow, this is spectacular, Fluttershy. Where did you find it?"
>"Him, Twilight. I found him in the fields."
>"And he can talk."
>"Are you sure? He does kind of look like a monkey, and we all know monkeys can't talk."
i no monkey! i 30 year-old russian man with big, bulging dick!
>they breathe in air fast
>"Wow. You weren't lying."
>"I told you, and he's all mine."
>wait why am i hers?
>"I don't know, I might have to run a few...tests."
>"But before you do that, I want him to stay at my cottage."
>purple horse stare
>"Well, alright. He can stay, but I want to ask him stuff every once in a while, okay?"
>"Okay."
>she kiss me against cheek
>very cute
you very cute horse
>she giggle like schoolgirl
>"Thanks..."
>her face turn red
>so cute
>she drag me to cottage
>not of cheese kind
>haha i crack self up
>her house full of little animals
>they look delicious
save you up animals later to eat?
>"Oh, no. These animals are my friends. I take care of them."
>she spend whole next fucking hour talking of animals
>i am get it, you like animals
>big deal
my family made teachings to me of animals too
>"Really, you're good with animals too?"
yes i am
>she make of high pitch noise
>"Wow, I guess we have a lot in common."
>she attempt at sexy face
>it work if only she human girl
>"Maybe I should show you where you'll be sleeping tonight."
that is of sounding good
>i follow her up of stairs
>we see one bed
where sleep i?
>"Right here."
>she point at bed
where sleep you?
>again she giggle
>"Just get in the bed, then I'll show you."
okay
>i get in bed
>very comfort and nice
>she get with me in bed
>above me
>"I'm going to be sleeping here, but not quite yet."
>this get too freaky
sorry i cannot disgrace family by making love with horse
>"Oh, but you'll like it."
no i cannot
>she get rough
>pin down me
>"Just relax..."
>her pussy making of wetness on my penis
>penis wake up and rise
>no cannot do this to mother
>though she would like grandkids
>get out of hold
you crazy horse!
>make of running away
>get outside
>she scream
>"YOU'RE THE PERFECT GUY FOR ME, ANON, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
>"I'll get my animals to help too!"
i have arsenal of animals too!
>good thing father teach me with animals
>i do what is needed for squirrels
>i go up tree and act like nut
>squirrels come to me
yes my comrades! go against yellow menace!
>they come for me
>uh oh
>"All the animals in this world are on my side, Anon!"
>"They can help me show you my love!"
>animals drag me from tree
>pin down me butt facing sky
>"Naughty Anon! You wanna know what your punishment is going to be?"
what?
>"You're going to tickle my pickle!"
what is this you sp-
>before i say something she pull out pickle
>and shove it up my ass again many time all night long
>my ass is of bleeding all night
>fucking yellow horse
 
>i am of pickle raped in horseland
>wake up
>in bed with yellow horse
>blood stain on ass
>she is of too opening eyes
>"Good morning, Anon. Last night was pretty crazy, huh?"
make of get away of me
you are being no welcome close of me
>"Teehee! You're so crazy, Anon! I'm going to go down and make us some breakfast."
>she fastly blink one eye
>she make of go down of stairs
>it is now to get away of yellow horse
>i am jump out window and bust arm
>it broken
>i am make of running to purple horse tree house
>ass still bleed
>colored horses all scream at me
>"Oh my, what a handsome man!"
>"I'd love to rut him!"
>it of gross
>white and purple horse come close of me
>"My my my, darling. You must be that new species Twilight was talking about."
>"You should come with me. I'd simply _love_ to design some clothes for you."
not now i need purple horse
>i run like dickens
>as they say in America
>i reach tree library
>go into
purple horse i need of help!
yellow horse shove pickle up ass and bleed!
>"What?"
i am need of protection!
>"Alright, but you have to promise that I may test you."
alright, fine. just make of no tellings of me being here.
>"Good."
>sound on door
>it yellow horse
>i make of not being seen
>"Hey, Fluttershy. What brings you here?"
>"Oh, Twilight. Anon has gone missing! I'm so worried about him."
>"Well, I haven't seen him, but if I do, I'll make sure to tell you."
>"Okay, thanks, bye!"
>she run away
>purple close door
that close one
>"Indeed. Now, about those tests..."
of course
>she bring me down to basement
>lay me on table
>"For these tests, you're going to have to strip all of your clothes."
>i get shaky knees
but i am feel no comfort naked
>"Sorry, but I can't do the tests with you fully clothed. Do you want me to send you back out there?"
no no fine i undress
>i lose clothes
>in horseland no shirt no shoes is service
>haha i am funny guy
>she brush body with tail all time
>it get of annoy
>"The first test I want to do is the reflex test."
>she hit knees
>they jump
>she pretend to punch me
>i defend self
>she make of loud noise with machine
>i jump
>"Your reflexes seem good. You must have had a lot of...practice in your spare time."
>she wink for me
>oh no not again
>i get of nervous
>but she seem nice
>i trust her
>"Now for the strength test."
>she bring to me weights
>"Put those muscles to work, big guy."
>her pussy making of juices on floor
>it like kitchen sink
>i show off muscle work
>she rub muscle
>"Wow, so toned and defined. Perfect for the last test."
what is last test?
>"Endurance."
>she magic make me down on ground
>horse pussy wrap around penis like snake
>and milk me like cow
>it so tight it actually hurt bit
>"Ohhh..."
no! i will not have it.
>i punch her
>she fly across room
>"Oh, so you're into rough sex, huh?"
>"I'll give it to you rough, then."
>she float until she against wall
>then i float on opposite wall
>"Let's do it."
>we slam into each other really fast
>then we both slam on wall again
>and we slam into each other again
>this keep going over and over again
>i get bruise and cut very bad
>i am of stuck between rock and hard place
>fucking purple horse