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Russian in Equestria

By: Ordnung on Dec 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.17 KB  |  hits: 148  |  expires: Never
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  1. >i am russia
  2. >wake up
  3. >shit and shower
  4. >it breakfast so leave basement
  5. >mom yell for me
  6. >"son, when have we grandchildren? get job and wife!"
  7. sorry, but i like internet porn. it like sex but easy
  8. >she give for me toast
  9. >i eat
  10. >sudden i go sleepy
  11. >damn toast is poison
  12. >wake again up
  13. >in ground filled of grass
  14. >i am of confuse
  15. >go far
  16. >look for house
  17. >no can find
  18. >see in distance
  19. >pink and yellow horse
  20. >she come close from me
  21. >"Oh. I've never seen an animal like you before."
  22. >"What's your name?"
  23. >strange talking horse
  24. i am anon from russia
  25. >she look of surprise
  26. >"You can talk!"
  27. da
  28. >"I have to tell all my friends in p0nyville about you! This is simply the most wonderful, amazing thing ever!"
  29. >she grab by butt
  30. >strange but she very cute
  31. >her juice come out of pussy
  32. >this get more weird
  33. >we go to her village
  34. >she take me to tree
  35. >it very big
  36. why we go to tree?
  37. >"My friend, Twilight, lives here in the library."
  38. >"She'd love to see a new species."
  39. why library in tree?
  40. >"I'm uh...not quite sure."
  41. >we enter house of i never see before
  42. >"Twilight, you have to see this creature!"
  43. >"He's so cute and really handsome too."
  44. >purple horse come up from me
  45. >"Wow, this is spectacular, Fluttershy. Where did you find it?"
  46. >"Him, Twilight. I found him in the fields."
  47. >"And he can talk."
  48. >"Are you sure? He does kind of look like a monkey, and we all know monkeys can't talk."
  49. i no monkey! i 30 year-old russian man with big, bulging dick!
  50. >they breathe in air fast
  51. >"Wow. You weren't lying."
  52. >"I told you, and he's all mine."
  53. >wait why am i hers?
  54. >"I don't know, I might have to run a few...tests."
  55. >"But before you do that, I want him to stay at my cottage."
  56. >purple horse stare
  57. >"Well, alright. He can stay, but I want to ask him stuff every once in a while, okay?"
  58. >"Okay."
  59. >she kiss me against cheek
  60. >very cute
  61. you very cute horse
  62. >she giggle like schoolgirl
  63. >"Thanks..."
  64. >her face turn red
  65. >so cute
  66. >she drag me to cottage
  67. >not of cheese kind
  68. >haha i crack self up
  69. >her house full of little animals
  70. >they look delicious
  71. save you up animals later to eat?
  72. >"Oh, no. These animals are my friends. I take care of them."
  73. >she spend whole next fucking hour talking of animals
  74. >i am get it, you like animals
  75. >big deal
  76. my family made teachings to me of animals too
  77. >"Really, you're good with animals too?"
  78. yes i am
  79. >she make of high pitch noise
  80. >"Wow, I guess we have a lot in common."
  81. >she attempt at sexy face
  82. >it work if only she human girl
  83. >"Maybe I should show you where you'll be sleeping tonight."
  84. that is of sounding good
  85. >i follow her up of stairs
  86. >we see one bed
  87. where sleep i?
  88. >"Right here."
  89. >she point at bed
  90. where sleep you?
  91. >again she giggle
  92. >"Just get in the bed, then I'll show you."
  93. okay
  94. >i get in bed
  95. >very comfort and nice
  96. >she get with me in bed
  97. >above me
  98. >"I'm going to be sleeping here, but not quite yet."
  99. >this get too freaky
  100. sorry i cannot disgrace family by making love with horse
  101. >"Oh, but you'll like it."
  102. no i cannot
  103. >she get rough
  104. >pin down me
  105. >"Just relax..."
  106. >her pussy making of wetness on my penis
  107. >penis wake up and rise
  108. >no cannot do this to mother
  109. >though she would like grandkids
  110. >get out of hold
  111. you crazy horse!
  112. >make of running away
  113. >get outside
  114. >she scream
  115. >"YOU'RE THE PERFECT GUY FOR ME, ANON, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
  116. >"I'll get my animals to help too!"
  117. i have arsenal of animals too!
  118. >good thing father teach me with animals
  119. >i do what is needed for squirrels
  120. >i go up tree and act like nut
  121. >squirrels come to me
  122. yes my comrades! go against yellow menace!
  123. >they come for me
  124. >uh oh
  125. >"All the animals in this world are on my side, Anon!"
  126. >"They can help me show you my love!"
  127. >animals drag me from tree
  128. >pin down me butt facing sky
  129. >"Naughty Anon! You wanna know what your punishment is going to be?"
  130. what?
  131. >"You're going to tickle my pickle!"
  132. what is this you sp-
  133. >before i say something she pull out pickle
  134. >and shove it up my ass again many time all night long
  135. >my ass is of bleeding all night
  136. >fucking yellow horse
  137.  
  138. >i am of pickle raped in horseland
  139. >wake up
  140. >in bed with yellow horse
  141. >blood stain on ass
  142. >she is of too opening eyes
  143. >"Good morning, Anon. Last night was pretty crazy, huh?"
  144. make of get away of me
  145. you are being no welcome close of me
  146. >"Teehee! You're so crazy, Anon! I'm going to go down and make us some breakfast."
  147. >she fastly blink one eye
  148. >she make of go down of stairs
  149. >it is now to get away of yellow horse
  150. >i am jump out window and bust arm
  151. >it broken
  152. >i am make of running to purple horse tree house
  153. >ass still bleed
  154. >colored horses all scream at me
  155. >"Oh my, what a handsome man!"
  156. >"I'd love to rut him!"
  157. >it of gross
  158. >white and purple horse come close of me
  159. >"My my my, darling. You must be that new species Twilight was talking about."
  160. >"You should come with me. I'd simply _love_ to design some clothes for you."
  161. not now i need purple horse
  162. >i run like dickens
  163. >as they say in America
  164. >i reach tree library
  165. >go into
  166. purple horse i need of help!
  167. yellow horse shove pickle up ass and bleed!
  168. >"What?"
  169. i am need of protection!
  170. >"Alright, but you have to promise that I may test you."
  171. alright, fine. just make of no tellings of me being here.
  172. >"Good."
  173. >sound on door
  174. >it yellow horse
  175. >i make of not being seen
  176. >"Hey, Fluttershy. What brings you here?"
  177. >"Oh, Twilight. Anon has gone missing! I'm so worried about him."
  178. >"Well, I haven't seen him, but if I do, I'll make sure to tell you."
  179. >"Okay, thanks, bye!"
  180. >she run away
  181. >purple close door
  182. that close one
  183. >"Indeed. Now, about those tests..."
  184. of course
  185. >she bring me down to basement
  186. >lay me on table
  187. >"For these tests, you're going to have to strip all of your clothes."
  188. >i get shaky knees
  189. but i am feel no comfort naked
  190. >"Sorry, but I can't do the tests with you fully clothed. Do you want me to send you back out there?"
  191. no no fine i undress
  192. >i lose clothes
  193. >in horseland no shirt no shoes is service
  194. >haha i am funny guy
  195. >she brush body with tail all time
  196. >it get of annoy
  197. >"The first test I want to do is the reflex test."
  198. >she hit knees
  199. >they jump
  200. >she pretend to punch me
  201. >i defend self
  202. >she make of loud noise with machine
  203. >i jump
  204. >"Your reflexes seem good. You must have had a lot of...practice in your spare time."
  205. >she wink for me
  206. >oh no not again
  207. >i get of nervous
  208. >but she seem nice
  209. >i trust her
  210. >"Now for the strength test."
  211. >she bring to me weights
  212. >"Put those muscles to work, big guy."
  213. >her pussy making of juices on floor
  214. >it like kitchen sink
  215. >i show off muscle work
  216. >she rub muscle
  217. >"Wow, so toned and defined. Perfect for the last test."
  218. what is last test?
  219. >"Endurance."
  220. >she magic make me down on ground
  221. >horse pussy wrap around penis like snake
  222. >and milk me like cow
  223. >it so tight it actually hurt bit
  224. >"Ohhh..."
  225. no! i will not have it.
  226. >i punch her
  227. >she fly across room
  228. >"Oh, so you're into rough sex, huh?"
  229. >"I'll give it to you rough, then."
  230. >she float until she against wall
  231. >then i float on opposite wall
  232. >"Let's do it."
  233. >we slam into each other really fast
  234. >then we both slam on wall again
  235. >and we slam into each other again
  236. >this keep going over and over again
  237. >i get bruise and cut very bad
  238. >i am of stuck between rock and hard place
  239. >fucking purple horse