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  1. >Day Christmas Eve on Earth
  2. >You are Santa Claus
  3. >Wake up
  4. Good morning, honey.
  5. >"Good morning, Santa," Mrs. Claus responds
  6. >Shower
  7. >Go downstairs to see the elves scrambling to prepare for tonight
  8. >They're wrapping presents like crazy
  9. >And putting them all on your sleigh
  10. >You're all giddy and excited
  11. >You love making children across the world happy
  12. Ho ho ho!
  13. >All of the elves look up at you
  14. >One runs up to you
  15. >"Santa, you're awake!"
  16. Of course I'm awake. I wouldn't miss this day for the world.
  17. >You laugh again
  18. >Your jelly-like belly jiggles up and down
  19. >And your cheeks are like cherry
  20. >And this always keeps the mood to be very merry
  21. What are you guys waiting for? We have to be ready by tonight, ho ho ho!
  22. >"Yes, sir."
  23. >So the elves continue about their business
  24. >Mrs. Claus comes downstairs
  25. >"Santa, you really need to eat breakfast. Who's ever heard of a skinny Santa?"
  26. Coming, dear...
  27. >The rest of the day was a pretty normal Christmas Eve
  28. >Helping load the sleigh
  29. >Preparing the reindeer for tonight
  30. >And directing the elves on what to do
  31. >Later that night, you board your sleigh
  32. >All of the reindeer are ready
  33. On Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen!
  34. On Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen!
  35. And Rudolph!
  36. Ohohoho!
  37. >And so, the normal Christmas Eve routine went on as scheduled
  38. >Delivering presents to all the good boys and girls
  39. >As the night ends, you are flying back to the North Pole
  40. >Your Santaphone starts to ring
  41. >The ringtone is "Jingle Bells"
  42. Oh, where did I put that thing?
  43. >You stand up in your sleigh and begin searching for your phone
  44. It has to be here somewhere...
  45. >You check the glove box
  46. >Nothing
  47. Maybe it fell between the seats...
  48. >You bend over and reach all around the floor of your sleigh searching for your phone
  49. >This causes the sleigh to wobble a bit
  50. >The reindeer are getting a little annoyed
  51. >"Santa, what are you doing back there?"
  52. Just looking for my phone, Donner.
  53. >"Did you try checking you pocket?"
  54. >You start digging in your pocket
  55. >And by golly, there it was
  56. Thanks, Donner!
  57. >"No problem."
  58. >You answer the phone
  59. >It's wifey
  60. >Hope she's not upset about you being later than usual
  61. Hello, dear. What seems to be the matter?
  62. >"What's the matter? What do you mean, 'What's the matter?'"
  63. >Uh oh
  64. >"Just because I'm calling you doesn't automatically mean there's something wrong!"
  65. >"Can I not call my husband because I want to, not just because I have to?"
  66. Sorry, dear.
  67. >"Hmph. Well, if you must know why I'm calling, there's a special guest here for you."
  68. >A special guest?
  69. Thanks for telling me, dear. I'll be there soon. Love you.
  70. >"Love you, too."
  71. Bye
  72. >"Buh-bye, honey."
  73. >You hang up
  74. >The reindeer are all gossipping with each other
  75. >"Why do you think someone came to see Santa on Christmas?"
  76. >"How did somebody even find Santa?"
  77. >"Maybe someone finally found us."
  78. >"What if they shut us down?"
  79. >"That would be awful!"
  80. >Rudolph butts in the conversation
  81. >"Guys, I don't think anybody dangerous has found us. Only those pure of heart are able to find us."
  82. >"Besides, it's none of our business, anyway."
  83. Hohoho! I appreciate your respect for me, Rudolph, but I think it's perfectly fine if you guys want to know who's here. We don't get many visitors!
  84. >"Well, in that case, let's go see who it is!"
  85. Indeed. Onward!
  86. >You go into maximum speed towards the North Pole
  87. >Upon arriving, you are greeted by Mrs. Claus
  88. >"Welcome back, Santa. Your guest is waiting inside."
  89. >She gives you a cup of hot chocolate.
  90. Thank you, dear.
  91. >You kiss her and continue on your way inside
  92. >"Oh, hello, Santa. It's a pleasure to finally meet you."
  93. >You spit out your hot chocolate on the ground
  94. >Your guest is a giant, talking horse
  95. >Her mane and tail are flowing, and they look shiny
  96. >They're also very colorful
  97. >She wears a crown on her head, and has a horn sticking out
  98. >Wings are located on her side
  99. >Her fur is white with a picture of a Sun on the flank
  100. >What kind of creature is she, and how can she talk?
  101. >"Is something wrong, Santa?"
  102. >You gather yourself up
  103. Oh, uh, no! Nothing is wrong. It's just that...we don't get very many talking...uh...
  104. >"I am an alicorn. A pony wielding strength, magic, and flight. I understand that my kind doesn't exist in your world, and that's why you were startled. My apologies."
  105. Oh, no no no! Don't apologize. I'm the one who should be sorry.
  106. >"Well, you shouldn't be sorry either."
  107. So, what brings you up here, miss...
  108. >"Excuse me for not introducing myself. I am Princess Celestia, and I rule the magical land of Equestria along with my sister, Princess Luna."
  109. >"She controls the the moon, and I, the sun. We came here to ask you for a favor."
  110. Anything, Princess. I'm free during most of the year.
  111. >Mrs. Claus comes inside the room
  112. >"And it'd be nice for you to go outside for once instead staying inside all day. Maybe you could lose some weight!"
  113. Yes, dear.
  114. >"My favor is for you to come back with me to Equestria where you can help my subjects understand how you spread joy and friendship to others. I have a student who would love to hear about your experience with giving to others."
  115. Well, is that it? That sounds like fun, Princess!
  116. >"I'm glad you agreed, Santa, and please, call me 'Celestia.'"
  117. But I'll go on one condition.
  118. >"Anything."
  119. I'll have to bring my number one reindeer, Rudolph with me. I'm sure he has things to share that'll be useful too.
  120. >"Of course. I'll be waiting in here when you're ready."
  121. >She opens up a portal
  122. >You assume it must be to her world
  123. I'll go get Rudolph.
  124. >You walk outside to where the reindeer are all playing games
  125. Rudolph!
  126. >Rudolph hears you and runs towards you as fiast as lightning
  127. >"What is it, Santa?"
  128. >You explain the situation of going to Equestria
  129. >"I'd love to go. It sounds like fun to be in another world!"
  130. I'm glad you agreed.
  131. >You two go back inside to where Celestia and Mrs. Claus are having a conversation
  132. >"So, Santa, are you ready to go to my world, yet?"
  133. Hohoho! Have I ever been more ready?
  134. >"Great, let's go."
  135. >Mrs. Claus speaks up
  136. >"Wait just a minute, Santa! You didn't even pack anything!"
  137. But I'll be fine...
  138. >"Ugh. Why aren't you ever worried about anything? I knew you were going to do this, so I already packed for you."
  139. >She pulls out a suitcase and hands it to you
  140. Really, dear, I'll survive...
  141. >"Nonsense. In here are clothes enough for a week, all matching, a toothbrush, some snacks in case you get hungry, some toilet paper in case you run out, a razor that you haven't used ever, some aspirin if you feel sick, a comb..."
  142. Okay, thanks dear, bye! Let's go, Rudolph.
  143. >You both run into the portal as fast as you can
  144. >You didn't want to hear about the million things in your bag you didn't need
  145. >"Oh, that man! But I love him."
  146. >Celestia chuckles
  147. >"See you some other time, Mrs. Claus."
  148. >"Thanks for coming; please come back soon."
  149. >Celestia enters the portal, closing it behind her
  150. >But right before it closes, a sound of a living creature can be heard
  151. >It even sounded like a multiple of them
  152. >The portal has some trouble closing
  153. >Some elecricity shoots a couple centimeters out of it
  154. >It eventually closes, but Mrs. Claus doesn't seem to think of it being strange
  155. >She's never seen a normal one close before, so how was she supposed to tell that it was going wack?
  156. >And so starts Santa and Rudolph's journey in Equestria
  157. >What dangers await them?
  158. >Why was the portal on the fritz?
  159. >Where are my pants?
  160. >We'll soon find out...
  161.  
  162. ----------------
  163.  
  164. >You are now Twilight Sparkle
  165. >It's morning
  166. >Today is the day you meet the "special guest" Celestia told you about
  167. >Shower
  168. >Go downstairs into the library
  169. Good morning, Spike!
  170. >"It's 6 o'clock..."
  171. And not a second to lose! We and all of our friends are going to Canterlot for a week. We'll need to be prepared.
  172. >"Whatever."
  173. >You begin packing your bags
  174. >You told the rest of the girls to meet up at the train station at noon
  175. >And that they're all staying in Canterlot for a week
  176. >So exciting!
  177. >Celestia said the special guest was an expert on friendship
  178. >And he gave every filly and colt a present each year
  179. >Definitely should take some notes
  180. >You get out your checklist for what to bring to Canterlot
  181. >Or rather, Spike does
  182. To make sure I will be 100% prepared, Spike, I'm going to need to check the list again.
  183. >"But we've already checked seven times, Twilight."
  184. Then that only means we'll be checking it an eighth time.
  185. >Spike groans
  186. Notepad.
  187. >"Check."
  188. Quill.
  189. >"Check."
  190. Clothes.
  191. >"Um..."
  192. We didn't pack clothes?
  193. >"We don't normally wear clothes."
  194. What if Princess Celestia wants us to dress up?
  195. >You gasp
  196. Then we wouldn't be prepared!
  197. >You're hyperventilating
  198. >Sweat is dripping down your body
  199. >Wait, do ponies sweat?
  200. >"I'm sure we'll be fi-"
  201. C`mon Spike, let's go grab some clothes!
  202. >You and Spike pack some clothes, check your list, and head to the train station
  203. >The rest of the girls are there
  204. >Pinkie grabs you and gives you a constricting hug
  205. >Your head inflates like a balloon
  206. >"Twilight! We were so worried about you. I was afraid that you might've forgot that we were going to Canterlot and then we would have been there all alone and then Celestia would wonder why you weren't there and then we'd have to go searching for you and-"
  207. I'm fine, Pinkie. So, is everyp0ny ready to travel?
  208. >They all nod in agreement and say, "Mhm," in unison
  209. >You all board the train and start off on the journey
  210. >Everyp0ny is socializing and having fun
  211. >Except for Fluttershy who is sitting by herself, head leaning on her hoof
  212. >She seems a little upset about something
  213. >You walk over to her
  214. Is something wrong, Fluttershy?
  215. >Her eyes continue looking at the ground
  216. >She's making circles on the table with her free hoof
  217. >"I guess."
  218. You guess? Worried about your animals?
  219. >"Not really. Angel Bunny is really good with taking care of the other animals.
  220. Then what's wrong? You seem a little upset.
  221. >"I don't really want to talk about it, Twilight."
  222. >You know she'll feel better if she talks about it, but you don't want it to seem like you're forcing her to answer
  223. >You need a reason for her to continue, so you decide to play it off as "For science!"
  224. Are you sure? Studies have shown that ponies feel a lot better when they talk about their problems even if they said they don't want to.
  225. >She looks up at you, takes her head off her hoof, and folds her front legs
  226. >"I've just been feeling a little lonely lately."
  227. You have all of your animal friends, don't you?
  228. >"Yes, but that's not what I mean. Let me put it this way: have you ever wanted to have a special somepony?"
  229. I've thought about it, but I've decided not to worry about it right now.
  230. >"I've been thinking about it ever since your brother and Cadence got married. Those two are so sweet together. They always fight for each other, and they seem to have a lot of fun. I'm worried I'm just going to be lonely forever."
  231. Fluttershy! You're not going to be living alone all of your life. You're a very pretty, kind mare. It's even in your title: The Element of Kindess. I'm sure many stallions would love to be with you.
  232. >"Then why haven't any asked?"
  233. They're probably just a little scared to ask.
  234. >"Scared?"
  235. >She raises an eyebrow
  236. Of course. You _did_ help save Equestria more than once, you know.
  237. >She seems to buy it
  238. >"Well, if they were a little nervous, how do I make them not nervous?"
  239. Maybe you should try talking a bit more. I'm sure stallions would love that.
  240. >She considers it for a moment
  241. >"Alright. I guess I'll try to be a little more outgoing. Thanks, Twilight."
  242. No problem. Now, come sit with us!
  243. >"Okay."
  244. >She walks over to where everyp0ny else is sitting
  245. >And she seems a lot cheerier
  246. >You're glad you were able to help your friend
  247. >The ride to Canterlot is smooth until Canterlot is in view
  248. >The ride gets bumpy
  249. >"What the hay is goin` on here?"
  250. >"What's with the ride getting all bumpy?"
  251. >"My hair!"
  252. Now now, everyp0ny, calm down. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
  253. >The bumpiness stops after a short while
  254. >Little do you know, a dark figure passed underneath your train
  255. >It was hard to see, but it seemed to be a long, huge figure
  256. >A little cylinder-shaped
  257. >And it squirmed
  258. >Could this have something to do with the portal?
  259. >Later, during the night, you all end up in Canterlot, and head for the castle
  260. >Pinkie is bouncing up and down
  261. >"Oh boy, this is going to be fun!"
  262. >Rainbow Dash agrees with her
  263. >You all reach the castle
  264. Well, looks like we're here. Let's go inside.
  265. >You all enter the castle and head to Celestia's throne room
  266. >Walking there, you can see all of the decorations they've put up for Hearth's Warming Eve
  267. >Lights, candy canes, wreaths, etc.
  268. >You reach Celestia's throne room where she is sitting in her glorious chair
  269. >You wish you had a chair like that
  270. >"Twilight! You made it."
  271. Hello, Celestia.
  272. >You yawn
  273. We're here.
  274. >You're all obviously very tired, and can't wait for a nap
  275. >There are circles around your eyes
  276. >"Looks like you all better get some rest."
  277. >Applejack responds
  278. >"Ah couldn't agree more, Princess. Where're we stayin` for the night?"
  279. Applejack, don't be rude!
  280. >"It's fine, Twilight. Your rooms are over there."
  281. >She points to the hallway where many guest rooms are available
  282. Thanks, Princess. Sorry we can't talk more.
  283. >"It's okay, Twilight. You don't have to apologize. I understand you're exhausted."
  284. >Celestia has always been a real down-to-earth Princess
  285. >But that doesn't mean you shouldn't still be respectful
  286. Thank you, Princess. Can't wait until tomorrow.
  287. >You all hit the hay
  288. >But you see Fluttershy walking slowly to her room with her head down
  289. >Her hooves are dragging on the ground
  290. >Poor mare, you're sure she'll find somep0ny some day
  291.  
  292. ----------------
  293.  
  294. >You are now Fluttershy
  295. >You can't go to sleep
  296. >Thoughts of loneliness cloud your mind
  297. >Oh, Fluttershy, why do you have to be such a dork?
  298. >You can't talk to stallions you like at all
  299. >You just stand there like a deer in the headlights
  300. >Then they say something like, "Are you okay?"
  301. >You never respond, only remain motionless
  302. >They're never the ones that try to make a move on you
  303. >Maybe you're just not marefriend material
  304. >You cry yourself to sleep
  305. >Next morning
  306. >Wake up
  307. >Morning routine
  308. >Go to eat breakfast with your friends
  309. >You're all sitting in front of the stage with your friends, waiting for the "special" guests
  310. >It's supposed to be some sort of friendship clinic that'll help our friendship studies
  311. >Sounds cool
  312. >You only feel apathetic of everything right now
  313. >Celestia appears on the front of the stage
  314. >"Good morning, everyp0ny. I'm glad you could all come. Today, we have two very special guests."
  315. >Twilight is giddy with excitement
  316. >She can hardly hold it in
  317. >"These two have come from another world to meet with us today, so give them a warm welcome, please."
  318. >She lifts the curtain to reveal...
  319. >A fat, somewhat-hairless monkey?
  320. >What?
  321. >Everyp0ny else seems confused, too
  322. >You've never seen an animal like this
  323. >Being the one who's special with animals, you speak first
  324. Um...hi.
  325. >You saw awkwardly
  326. >More uncomfortable silence
  327. >The creature gets a big grin on his face
  328. >He heartily bellows a laugh
  329. >"Ho ho ho! Surprised?"
  330. >It can talk!
  331. >Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  332. >Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
  333. >And started whoopin her ass worse than before
  334. >"Elements of Harmony..."
  335. >Spike pouts
  336. >Celestia rolls her eyes in a joking manner
  337. >"And Spike..."
  338. >Spike grins
  339. >"Meet Santa Claus. He's a human from Earth."
  340. >"Woah," you and your friends say in unison
  341. >"Ooh! I need to ask you so many questions about your species," Twilight says
  342. >Santa responds, "Unfortunately, that'll have to wait. Besides, I have yet to introduce my number 1 reindeer, Rudolph!"
  343. >A reindeer with a red nose steps out from behind Santa
  344. >And he's...
  345. >So handsome!
  346. >A massive wingboner now stands erect at your sides
  347. >"Merry Christmas, ponies! Er, Hearth's Warming Eve, is it?"
  348. >Celestia nods at him
  349. >"My name is Rudolph."
  350. >You've never felt this way about any other stallion before
  351. >This is unlike anything you have ever felt!
  352. >You want to walk up on stage right now and kiss him
  353. >Oh, but you're too shy to do that
  354. >Your speechless right now
  355. >You decide to gaze at him for now
  356. >Enjoying his presence
  357. >You only catch bits and pieces of Santa's lecture, but you get the gist of it
  358. >He gives a bunch of toys to all the good girls and boys
  359. >He's so nice
  360. >But the most wonderful thing is how Rudolph helps him
  361. >So impressive...
  362.  
  363. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  364.  
  365. >You are now third person omniscient
  366. >Back where the portal was in both Equestria and Earth
  367. >The portal opened again by itself
  368. >It seems as though the space between dimensions is thinning
  369. >But why is it doing so?
  370. >Could it have something to do with Santa and Rudolph?
  371. >Or something else?
  372. >How could it be stopped?
  373. >Time could only tell
  374.  
  375. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  376.  
  377. >You are Fluttershy again
  378. >The friendship lecture was near the end
  379. >"Any questions?" Santa asks
  380. >You've been staring at Rudolph the whole time
  381. >You decide not to ask any questions in fear of everyp0ny finding out you weren't listening
  382. >But Rainbow Dash has noticed the way you've been checking out Rudolph and walks up to you
  383. >She whispers in your ear, "Why don't you ask that reindeer on a date. I've seen you looking at him."
  384. >You whisper back
  385. W-what? No, I don't like him that way. Th-that's ridiculous!
  386. >"Is that why you have a big wingboner and you're blushing?"
  387. >She was right
  388. Well, so what? It's not like anyp0ny would say yes to me, anyway.
  389. >Rainbow Dash glares at you
  390. >Then she yells at stage, "Hey, Fluttershy here has a question for Rudolph!"
  391. Dash!
  392. >"Yes?"
  393. >He's looking at you
  394. >Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness
  395. >You can't do it
  396. >You can't say anything
  397. >Especially not in front of everyp0ny else
  398. Um...
  399. >Rainbow Dash gives you a bump on the shoulder and smiles
  400. >You sigh and decide it's less embarrassing to go ahead and say it rather than stand here doing nothing
  401. I was...uh...wondering i-if you would...um...like to talk some more later. J-just you and me.
  402. >Did you just say that?
  403. >Did you really just say that?
  404. >Spaghetti is oozing from every orifice of your body
  405. >"Sure, I'd love to!"
  406. >He said yes
  407. >HE SAID YES!
  408. >You look like you could explode from excitement
  409. >"Where do you wanna meet up?"
  410. >You haven't thought of that
  411. Um...you decide.
  412. >"But I don't know this world like you do. I have no idea where to go."
  413. >That's true
  414. How about something to eat?
  415. >"That sounds great. See you later."
  416. Alright.
  417. >"Ho ho ho! What do we have here? A date?"
  418. >You start blushing harder than before
  419. >"Well, I guess we all should leave these two about their business."
  420. >Everyp0ny agrees
  421. >The stage and audience soon clears and you're talking with Twilight in the hallway
  422. >"So, Fluttershy, what happened to being lonely?"
  423. Oh, Twilight, I'm so glad I got the guts to ask him. I don't know what came over me. Rainbow Dash helped me, though.
  424. >"If it goes well, you could possibly have a great stallionfriend."
  425. _If_ it goes well?
  426. >You hadn't thought about that!
  427. What if doesn't go well? What if it's horrible? I'm probably not good enough for him. I just-
  428. >Twilight places her hoof on your lips
  429. >"It'll be fine. Trust me. You're a great mare, and I'm positive he'll like you."
  430. I sure hope you're right...
  431.  
  432. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  433.  
  434. >The rift in space and time has only been growing since last we saw it
  435. >You can actually see what's on the other side now
  436. >A pony walks up to it
  437. >"Hey, what's thi-"
  438. >He is sucked into the portal and into Santa's workshop
  439. >The elves walk up to him
  440. >"What is this thing, Elvin?"
  441. >"I don't know, Melvin."
  442. >"What should we do with him, Kevin?"
  443. >"Let's talk to him, La-a."
  444. >The pony is confused
  445. >"Uh...hi."
  446. >Let's hope this doesn't get out of hand
  447.  
  448. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  449.  
  450. ----------------
  451.  
  452. >You are now Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
  453. >You are getting ready for your date later
  454. >That mare was pretty cute
  455. >She couldn't stop staring at you
  456. >She was really adorable when she seemed too nervous to talk
  457. >You were glad she said something
  458. >Although you would've talked to her had she not done it
  459. >Later, you two meet up at the nearest restaurant
  460. >It's pretty fancy
  461. >You should expect that, though, because you _are_ in Equestria's capital
  462. >You both take your seat and order your food
  463. >She seems really nervous, so you decide to say something first
  464. So, I'm Rudolph. What's your name?
  465. >"My name is Fl..." she mumbles
  466. I'm sorry; I didn't quite catch that.
  467. >"F-Fluttershy."
  468. >It's adorable how she's blushing
  469. Well, Fluttershy, what kind of things do you like?
  470. >"Um...I like taking care of animals."
  471. That's pretty cool.
  472. >You two talk for a while about miscellaneous subjects until you reach the subject of childhoods
  473. >"Oh, mine wasn't too special. I got made fun of a lot because I was a weak flyer."
  474. Really? I was made fun of, too, you know.
  475. >"But why?"
  476. >You proceed to tell her your story about your red nose
  477. >And how all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call you names
  478. >"Oh, I'm so sorry about that."
  479. Don't be. I'm actually liked for my nose now.
  480. >"That's good. And did you say you could fly, too?"
  481. Yup.
  482. >This was a successful date
  483. >You two actually had a lot in common
  484. >Both of you peek out the window
  485. >It's getting dark
  486. Well, it looks like we should start heading back, now.
  487. >"Yeah."
  488. So, wanna plan another date?
  489. >"Oh, I'd love to!"
  490. >Her face lit up
  491. >She has the most beautiful smile ever
  492. >"Oh, and when we get back, I need to show you something."
  493. >A surprise?
  494. Sounds fun!
  495.  
  496. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  497.  
  498. >More and more portals have been appearing all over Equestria and Earth now
  499. >Making connections from world to world
  500. >They all grow and blur the lines between worlds
  501. >Hopefully, somep0ny will notice
  502.  
  503. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  504.  
  505. ----------------
  506.  
  507. >You are now Princess Celestia
  508. >You are walking through the castle halls when you spot a dimensional rift
  509. That's odd. I thought I closed that.
  510. >Suddenly, you sense a disturbance in the force
  511. >Oh no, it couldn't be...
  512. >Is it back?
  513. >This is bad
  514. >_Really_ bad
  515. >You start running up the stairs to Fluttershy's room
  516.  
  517. ----------------
  518.  
  519. >You are Rudolph again
  520. >Fluttershy has taken you to her room to show you whatever it is she wanted to show you
  521. So, what is it?
  522. >She turns off the lights
  523. >It's pitch black
  524. >You feel her pounce on you and pin you to the bed
  525. >"My love."
  526. >She begins dry humping you like a dog with a chew toy
  527. Fluttershy, stop!
  528. >She doesn't listen and shoves her tongue in your mouth
  529. >Your reindeer dick enters her horse vagina
  530. >You spit her tongue out
  531. >"Do you..."
  532. >She gets teary eyed
  533. >"Not like me?"
  534. >She's on the verge of tears
  535. Of course I like you!
  536. >"Then why don't you want it?"
  537. I think we should takes things slower. You can't just have sex on the first date.
  538. >"Why not?"
  539. You have to build trust f-
  540. >Celestia bursts into the door
  541. >"You two need to stop before-"
  542. Before what?
  543.  
  544. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  545.  
  546. >it'shappening.gif
  547. >The portals have all melded into their envorinments
  548. >Earth and Equestria have merged as one
  549. >And a whole army of giant, ugly worms plague this catastrophe
  550. >They're all green with a million stubby legs
  551. >No eyes, and a mouth with many teeth
  552. >But one of them is bigger than the others
  553. >It also has wings
  554.  
  555. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  556.  
  557. >"That."
  558.  
  559. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  560.  
  561. ~
  562. >Appleloosa has merged with Australia
  563. >You are Braeburn
  564. Howdy partners, and what the hay is goin` on `round here?
  565. >"Fuck off, cunt; we're full."
  566. ~
  567. >Manehatten has merged with the U.S.
  568. >You are the director of Jersey Shore
  569. >You need to give all of the actors gifts
  570. >There is only one person on your list left
  571. >Snooki
  572. >Shit, what does she want?
  573. >What can you get a Snooki for Christmas
  574. >When she already owns a phone?
  575. >A flash of light blinds you and you see a bunch of Technicolor ponies
  576. What the fuck?
  577. >"We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders of Manehatten. What are you, punk?"
  578. ~
  579. >Ponyville has merged with Brazil
  580. >You are Angel Bunny
  581. >You've been taking care of the other animals while Flutters has been away
  582. >A hairless monkey swings on a vine into the house, smashing your window
  583. >"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
  584. >He takes out some congas and beats the shit out of them
  585. >The animals are all scared
  586. >They're destroying shit
  587. >Fuck this
  588. ~
  589. >Many other parts of Equestria have also merged with Earth
  590. >And the worms have been eating away at space-time
  591.  
  592. |/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\
  593.  
  594. ----------------
  595.  
  596. >You are Fluttershy once again
  597. >You get off of Rudolph and ask the princess
  598. W-what are th-those things?
  599. >You point to the giant worm things
  600. >"I'll explain once everyp0ny is gathered outside. Let's go."
  601. >Soon, you, your friends, Rudolph, Santa, and Celestia are all outside
  602. >Twilight says, "Princess, what are those things?"
  603. >"Those, my star student, are Holeworms."
  604. >"Holeworms?"
  605. >Celestia nods, "They are the creatures that exist between dimensions. They travel through space and time and eat realities."
  606. >"Eat realities?"
  607. >"Yes. It's how they survive. They must've found the portal I made between our world and Santa's and used that to feed."
  608. >"How do we stop them?"
  609. >"We need the Elements of Harmony, whatever help Santa can give us, and everyone needs to go to their original world."
  610. >Wait, did she just say that we need to go back to our own worlds?
  611. Princess, what are you planning?
  612. >"I'm planning on permanently severing the link between our worlds."
  613. Will we be ever to meet each other again?
  614. >"I'm afraid once we do this, it'll be impossible to traverse between worlds again, which is why I need everyone to go to their original worlds."
  615. >Rudolph!
  616. >The only one you've ever actually went somewhere with...
  617. >Gone...
  618. >You start to cry
  619. >"Come on, Fluttershy, we need the elements," Twilight says
  620. >You reluctantly follow your friends to find the elements
  621. >Twilight talks to you while you're running
  622. >"I'm sorry Fluttershy; I just wish-"
  623. You're not sorry!
  624. >You burst out
  625. >Tears are streaming down your face
  626. I'm not going to help! I just wanna be with Rudolph!
  627. >Rainbow Dash speaks up, "You better help us!"
  628. >Twilight rebukes her, "Dash!"
  629. >She looks at you
  630. >"Fluttershy, I'm afraid we don't have a choice."
  631. Well, I do. And my choice is not to help.
  632. >The girls look at you for a moment
  633. >"C`mon girls, let's just get the elements. We'll convince her later."
  634. >They run off
  635. >Convince me?
  636. >Yeah, right
  637. >You walk back outside where you see only Rudolph
  638. Rudolph...
  639. >"Fluttershy..."
  640. >You two don't talk
  641. >Just embrace each other in a long hug
  642. >You're both crying
  643. >You finally found someone special
  644. >Someone who knew what it was like to be made fun of
  645. >Someone who actually proved himself to be of hidden greatness
  646. >Someone like you
  647. >You get out of the hug and look each other in the eyes for a long while
  648. >Then, you kiss
  649. >It's the most romantic kiss ever
  650. >An actual trade of emotions from one being to the next
  651. >You feel like you are becoming one
  652. >"Ahem."
  653. >You break the kiss and look over to where everyp0ny is standing
  654. >"Fluttershy, let's get this over with," Twilight says
  655. I already told you guys, "no."
  656. >"Fluttershy," Rudolph says
  657. Yes?
  658. >"Listen, I don't want to do this either, but the fate of both of our worlds rests in our hands. Just look at everyone."
  659. >You look at the thousands of humans and ponies fighting each other and the worms
  660. >"We need to make this sacrifice. For them."
  661. >You consider it for a moment
  662. Alright.
  663. >You decide
  664. >Santa shouts, "Okay, everyone, we're in a ho ho whole lot of trouble, so we need to go to battlestations!"
  665. >Rudolph nods at you
  666. >You nod back and begin walking backwards
  667. >He walks backwards too, looking at you until you both turn around
  668. >You, the girls, Celestia, and Luna are on your world's side
  669. >And Santa, Rudolph, the reindeer, and the elves on the other
  670. >Celestia orders you all, "Everyone, attack on three."
  671. >The ground shakes
  672. >"One."
  673. >You all take fighting positions
  674. >The ground cracks
  675. >"Two."
  676. >You and Rudolph exchange a glance
  677. >The Holeworm king bursts out of the ground
  678. >That thing is hideous
  679. >"Three!"
  680. >And on that count of three, the Elements of Harmony were activated
  681. >A rainbow starts to form around the king
  682. >It screams in pain
  683. >Santa sprinkles magic dust on the reindeer
  684. >They all shoot out beams from their noses
  685. >Rudolph's beam is bright red
  686. >The elves are shooting magic bullets at it
  687. >Celestia and Luna also help with their magic
  688. >This causes all of the worms to retreat back between dimensions
  689. >The king slowly inflates
  690. >And with a kaboom, it explodes
  691. >Its guts are spread out all over Canterlot and the North Pole
  692. >Everyone's magic stops and you see Earth slowly fade away
  693. >You have barely any strength left, so you can only mutter
  694. I love you.
  695. >Earth soon disappears from your sight forever
  696. >You start to cry
  697. >Twilight puts her arm around you
  698. >"I'm sorry, Fluttershy."
  699. I know you are, Twilight.
  700. >You sniff
  701. Let's just go home.
  702. >The train ride home is quiet
  703. >It's night and you can't sleep
  704. >When you arrive at the train station, you all go your separate ways to your respective homes
  705. >"Good night, Fluttershy."
  706. Good night, Twilight.
  707. >Later, walking to your cottage, you take a detour into the fields
  708. >You look in the distance to the sight of fireflies making the shape of the left side of a heart
  709. >You sigh and continue home
  710. I guess I'm just meant to be lonely forever...
  711. >Once home, you immediately go to bed and cry yourself to sleep
  712.  
  713. ----------------
  714.  
  715. >You are Rudolph
  716. >It's late, and you're taking a walk
  717. >It's snowing
  718. >You reach an area with many lit up Christmas trees
  719. >You hear giggling beyond the trees
  720. >Peeking behind the trees, you see two reindeer slow dancing with one another
  721. >A tear forms on your eye, and you let out an exasperated sigh
  722. >Walking through some more trees, you see one decoration that catches your eye
  723. >It's a heart
  724. >Well, the right side of one, anyway
  725. >You hold it up in your hoof
  726. We'll be together again some day.
  727. >Your tear falls on the heart
  728. I just know it.
  729.  
  730. End Credits Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbZWnRvKGg8