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Nasty Anon

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>Day pigsty in Equestria
>You finally knew how to do it
>You know how to stop the pink and yellow menace
>Wake up
>No shower, no shave, shit pants
>You'll be so unattractive, she won't want you anymore
>The perfect plan
>Try anything to make yourself as filthy as possible
>Take all of your flower pots and smash them in the center of your kitchen
>Grab a bucket and fill it with water from the sink
>Dump it onto the pile you made
>Start rolling around in the dirt and broken pieces of flower pots
>You're so filthy and bloody, but it'll be all worth it
>Once she doesn't want you any more
I am such a genius!
>Now for breakfast
>Got to make your breath smell
>Head to the fridge and grab some of that handy-dandy bacon you managed to get from the p0nyville black market
>Pour some mustard and chocolate syrup on that bad boy
>Eat it
>It's actually really delicious
>You should eat that every day
>There's a knock on the door
Just on time
>Answer the door enthusiastically
Hey, Fluttershy! Is there anything I can help you with this fine morning?
>"Actually, anon, I was looking around for a pig I lo- oh my goodness, anon, you're a mess!"
>Bingo
>"We need to get you cleaned up right aw-"
Actually, Fluttershy, I'm staying this way.
>"But why?"
Well, when humans reach a certain age, they need to stop taking care of themselves. If you clean me up, I could die.
>"But that's horrible! Don't you worry, though, anon, I still love you and find you attractive."
>She giggles
>Shit, this isn't going as planned
>Shit: "Gee, you're telling me!"
So you still want some of this?
>You say as you shake your stinky ass in her face
>"O-of course-blurgh-, anon!" she says, gagging
Well, too bad!
>You slam the door
>Later that day
>You have been using your pants as a diaper and you don't plan on changing
>Realize you're running late helping Pinkie out at Sugarcube Corner
>Run like the dickens to Sugarcube Corner
>All this sweat is making you smell worse
>Arrive just on time
>"Hiya anon, I didn't think you were gonna mak-"
>She makes a really disgusted sound
>"What happened to you?"
It's a human thing.
>"Well, uhh, alright. Come help with the food."
>You're glad she just took that explanation without question
>Some customers come in.
>"We've come for our pecan pie, please."
>"Coming right up! Anon! We need pecan pie!"
Alright, Pinkie. I'm coming.
>As you walk in, the customers see you and look disgusted.
>"That is rancid!"
>"I don't want anybody like _that_ handling our food."
>"We're leaving."
>"No, wait, come back!"
Oh well, more for me.
>You eat the entire cake
>Heh, getting fat should turn Fluttershy off, too
>Pinkie gets this really fake smile on her face and turns toward you
>"Maybe you should take the day off, anon."
Sweet.
>Before you leave, you take some sweets with you
See ya, Pinkster.
>"Bye..."
>You are eating cupcakes as if you were preparing for hibernation
>As you walk home, p0nies stare at you
>You are one ugly motherfucker right now
>Spend the rest of the day eating inside your home and using your underwear as a bathroom
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>You are now Pinkie Pie
I wonder what's gotten into anon.
>Fluttershy comes in
Hi Fluttershy. What can I get ya?
>"Actually, I, uh, came here to see anon."
Oh, about that. I told him to take the day off. He didn't seem so well.
>"Oh. yeah..."
Do you know how long he'll be like this?
>"He said it happens when humans reach a certain age. I guess it's permanent."
That stinks! Literally! So, do you still like him?
>"Like him? I love him!"
Really? He doesn't seem like the kind of person anyp0ny would go near right now.
>"Don't say that about him. He may have a problem, but I'm going to do whatever it takes to keep him happy. He might smell and look horrible, but that's no reason not to love him. He's still the nicest, smartest guy ever!"
>Wow, she really loves him
>"I love him for who he is, not what he looks like."
Well, good luck with that!
>"Thanks, Pinkie. I'm going to check up on anon. See you later."
See ya!
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>You are anon again
>Realize you will probably not work at Sugarcube Corner ever again
>But it's better than Yellow Rapist P0ne wanting you every minute
>There's a knock on the door
Are you kidding me?
>Answer it
What do you want now?
You couldn't possibly still like me since I look like this!
>"But I do, anon. You are a great guy who deserves a great marefriend."
>She gives you the bedroom eyes
>"You know, I could get used to this."
>She starts looking at your crotch
>You fart really loudly
>Her bedroom eyes turn into a cringe
Yeah, well, don't.
I've told you a thousand times that I'm not interested.
Fuck off!
>Slam the door
>"Well, okay, anon. I'll check up on you tomorrow I guess..."
>Your plan didn't work
>No, it must work
>You just need to improve it
>Look out the window
>Fluttershy is dragging her hooves on the ground
>She seems upset
>You almost feel bad for her
>The person she loves is wasting away and won't accept any help
>No, you must not feel bad for her
>But she is kind of cute walking away like that...
>Dammit, brain!
>Day pigpen in Equestria
>Wake up
>You are one hot mess
>Your skin is turning black from all the dirt on you
>Your belly is beginning to inflate
>The back of your pants are completely brown and dripping
>Your plan almost worked
>Almost
>But you know how to improve it
>Instead of limiting the nastiness to yourself, spread it around
Absolutely marvelous! I am a genius!
>You maniacally laugh as hard as you can
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"Umm... anon?"
>Look ahead in your living room
>It's saffron apprehensive
>Shit pants
>"Oh, uh, sorry. I let myself in and I want to make you a nice, healthy breakfast."
I need unhealthy, greasy bacon!
>"Excuse me?"
Fluttershy, I don't want any healthy stuff because I'll die, remember?
>"Oh, right. So, what did you want again?"
>You walk up to her
>Pick your nose
>Scratch her ear with your booger-fingers
I'd like some bacon with mustard and chocolate please
>She pushes your hand away
>"B-bacon?"
>Oh shit
Uhh... not bacon. Um, Rakin`. Yeah. As in raking leaves.
>You awkwardly laugh
>"Oh. Okay."
>She starts preparing your awful breakfast
>You get an idea
Hey, Fluttershy. I'm going to make you breakfast for being so nice to me.
>"Um, no th-"
Nonsense!
>You head for the fridge
>What to get, what to get?
>You pull out some cereal
>Why the fuck do you keep your cereal in the fridge, again?
>Anyway, you go to where Fluttershy can't see you make some nasty bread
>You dig in your pants to bring out some fresh shit and spread it on the cereal
>Pour in some goat milk
>It smells awful
Alright, Fluttershy. I made you something you'll love.
>"That's great, anon. I also finished the breakfast I was making you."
>Leaves + Chocolate + Mustard = yumyumyum
>Shit + Cereal = nonono
>You both begin to eat your breakfast
So, how is it?
>As you say this, food is flying out of your mouth and landing on banana hush
>She's gagging
>"It's-urp-great! Wonderful..."
That's good. And yours is great too.
>"I'm glad you like it."
>She smiles at you
>You both finish breakfast
>"Anon, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
I don't know. I'll go with you.
>"Are you sure? Why not stay home and rest?"
I feel fine.
>You say as grease rolls down from your armpit
>"O-okay then. If that's what you want..."
>You both begin your journey to the store
>Ponies are staring at you two
>You can hear one say, "What is that smell?"
>While this is going on, you see Fluttershy hiding behind her mane
>She is obviously embarrassed
>Finally reach the store
>"Why don't we split up so we can get our stuff quicker?"
Great idea. I'll put some face paint on you so I know where to find you.
>You take some shit
>Put it up on her face
>Lay it down for a while
>Put the rest of your shit in a glass bowl
>Dump it on her head
>She looks horrified
>"I-is poop your fetish?"
No.
>You can almost see her cry in disgust
>As you two walk around the store, ponies avoid you and Fluttershy
>Twilight and Dash are in the store too
>They meet up with Fluttershy
>RD: "Hey Flutt-"
>Dash sniffs
>RD: "YUEGH. What is that?"
>FS: "Oh, uh, noth- *mumble*"
>TS: "You need to get cleaned up."
>FS: "But anon wants me this way! And there's nothing you can do that'll change that!"
>Fluttershy stomps her hoof
>Then she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>TS: "Who shit in her cheerios this morning?"
>RD: "Never mind that! Who shit on her?"
>Fluttershy walks up to you angrily
>"Let's get our stuff and leave."
Alright, I just finished getting all of my shit.
>Oh, your diction is awesome
>You are so witty
>You clap and laugh really loud
>"Come on, anon!"
>She says quickly
>You two are rushed out of there
>"I'm starting to think nobody understands our love anymore."
Correction: I don't even understand your love, let alone everyp0ny else!
>"Well, I will make you understand. I will love you no matter what."
Good luck with that.
>She leans in for a kiss
>You sneeze in her face
>"Goodbye, anon."
Bye
>You both head home
>Man, she is determined
>But you are more determined
>You will win this fight
>No matter what
>Day full retard in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, shit, shit
>Look in the mirror
>You have successfully grown a neckbeard
>It's all greasy too
>And makes for great storage space
>You wallow in your own filth, thinking of a way to make Fluttershy disgusted at you
>As you drink your soup for breakfast (which is acually just armpit grease), you think of something
>It's genius
>She still thinks I'm a smart guy
>So why not take that quality away?
>You need to lose IQ fast
>Or at least pretend to do so
Heh heh heh...
>You look at your bookshelf
>See "The Communist Manifesto"
>Nah, they won't believe I lost IQ from reading
>3.14edgy2.72you anyway
>Then, you think of an infallible plan
>Fake brain damage
Ooh. I am one slick sucker. Thank you, brain.
>Brain: You're an asshole.
>Time to carry out your plan
>You waddle outside in order to carry out your dirty deeds
>Done dirt cheap
>You walk over to where Dash is clearing out clouds in the sky
Hey, Dash.
>"Hey, anon."
Would you like to hang out with Fluttershy and me later?
>As you say this, old cheese falls out of your neckbeard
>Shit your pants too
>"Uhh... sure."
Great! See you later.
>Phase 1 complete
>Seeing how fat you are, you figure walking/waddling to Fluttershy's cottage would be too hard
>Fall on your side
>Roll like a motherfucking bowling ball through P0nyville
>"Everyp0ny! Run for your lives!"
>You're destroying everything in your path
>Flatten a couple of ponies
>There's a few children in front of a lemonade stand outside of the school
>"1 lemonade, please."
>"Certainly."
>Right before the pony running the stand hands it to the customer, you roll through the stand
>It's completely destroyed
>The customer swipes his money back
>Mayor Mare is opening a new bridge
>She's holding a giant pair of scissors
>"...and with this, the new bridge is open."
>She begins to cut the ribbon
>At the same time, you fly off a ramp in the distance
I AM LORD MOLDY BUTT!
>You land on the middle of the bridge
>Bounce back off to safety
>The bridge starts collapsing
>Everyp0ny is silent
>After rolling for a bit longer, you arrive at Fluttershy's cottage
>Knock on the door
>"Coming."
>She opens the door
>"Oh, hi, Anon!"
>She is ecstatic
>"I'm so glad you're knocking on _my_ door this time. So, what brings you here?"
>"Come for a little...lovin`?"
>She gets an almost stifling look on her face
>And you hated it
>But you were still always nice to her
>Even if you didn't like her that way
Actually, I was wondering if you could come hang out with Dash and me later.
>"Oh, I'd love to."
>She squees
>"See you there! Gotta freshen up!"
>She slams the door
>Wow, she was ecstatic about that
>Nevertheless, phase 2 has been completed
Heh heh heh heh heh...
>You go home to prepare for the event
>Fake Blood?
>Check.
>Bean Burritos?
>Check.
>Underwear?
>Check.
>You are ready
>Fast forward 2 hours later
>You, Dash, and Fluttershy are all in a meadow
>Chillin` out, relaxin`, actin` all cool
>Shootin` some B-
No
>Sorry
>"Anon, who are you talking to?"
Uhh...no one
>In couple minutes you guys are all having fun playing tag
>Dash is it, and she tags Fluttershy
>"Tag, you're it."
>Rainbow Dash flies into the air
>So does Fluttershy
>You are on the ground watching them fly
>Fluttershy goes up to Rainbow Dash
>"Oh, this isn't fair to Anon. He can't fly."
>"I guess you're right."
Ah ah ah. I most certainly can fly.
>They look at each other in confusion
>You take out the bean burritos stashed in your guardian neckbeard
>Eat them
>Dash and Fluttershy can see the path the burritos take as they go through your digestive track
>Your stomache growls and bubbles
>And with that, you propel yourself up via natural gas
>Your natural gas
>It produces a mushroom stink cloud
>Anything can smell it from a 100-kilometer radius
>Because fuck the imperial system
Weeeeeee!!
>"Anon!"
Aaaaahahaha!
>"Anon, sweetie!"
Wooooo!
>You are flying like a madman
>You take off in the distance as fast as you can
>At this point, you're a creating a Sonic Intestineboom
>The fart explodes yet again, and you let a green nebula come from your behind
>After flying a long distance, you pretend to crash into a mountain
>Bring out the fake blood
>Pour it on your head
>And there you were
>Lying there on the dock
>Flat as a mackerel
>[spoiler]Kelpless[/spoiler]
>RD and Saffron Apprehensive reach you
>"Anon, honey, speak!"
>"Fluttershy, I think he needs a hospital."
>"Right."
>Phase 3 complete
>Day I was only pretending to be retarded in Equestria
>Wake up
>In a hospital bed
>Guess you'll just shit here
>On your left, you see a table with a flower and a get-well-soon card from Fluttershy
>The flower is dead from yo` stank
>The walls are all peeling
>Your neckbeard is enormous
>ZZ Top would be jealous
>Now, we wait
>A few minutes later, you hear you ghetto nurse call
>"Mistah Anon! This little mare is visiting yo` stinky ass!"
>You need to carry out your plan
>Act retarded
>But how should you go about doing that?
>...
>Got it
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>You are now Fluttershy
>You really feel sorry for all the things that have been happening to anon recently
>Cheering him up shouldn't be that hard
>Well, he might be a _little_ hard...
>You giggle
>Walk into his room
>"Hi, An-"
FWUFFY NO WIKE FWUTTEWSHY
>What
>"Honey, are you okay?"
doctow say dat fwuffy have dain bwamage
>Your love has brain damage
>Of all the things that could happen, why this?
>You begin to tear up
>Hug Anon
>"Oh, Anon, I'm so sorry!"
>You are crying a river
>It's actually producing a puddle on the ground
>You end the embrace and grab Anon's cheeks
>"Anon, I know you might not be feeling good right now..."
>"And this must be a very tough time for you..."
>"But I'm here to make it better, okay?"
>Your voice is very weak
>You get up on Anon's bed
>Oh dear Celestia, he's nasty
>And stupid
>But you love him, and can see the beauty inside
>"Momma's gonna make you feel all better..."
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>You are Anon again
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>Dirtying your outside and your inside didn't work
>For now
>She has you pinned down to no escape
No pwease fwuffy no wike! fwuffy no like!
>"Fluffy will like. Trust me."
>She says as she has her hoof on your cheek
>She begins taking your shirt off
>Licks your nipples until they're hard
>Your manboobs lactate
No pwease no wike!
>She rips off your pants and underwear
>"Remember, this is about you, not me."
>She licks your greasy dick
>While looking up at you with a seductive look
>She's getting wet
>Before you know it, the bed is dripping with bodily fluids
>Her tongue is massaging your genitals in the perfect way
Me want go home naowwwaaaaaaahhhhh
>Man she's good
>You are rock solid right now
>And really cute
>You put your hands behind her head
>Wait, no, goddammit boner!
AAAAHHHHHHH
>You scream at the top of your lungs
>Quick, how do you turn a horny pegasus off?
>You fart
>And then piss in her face
>"A-are golden showers your fetish?"
>You can tell how horrible this is for her
>She can barely finish any of her words
>"B-because I c-can do whatever you want!"
>She tries hiding her tears with a smile
No! Fwuffy want go home.
>"Alright, sweetie, some other time then."
>Tears are rolling down her cheek constantly
>"I'll be right back."
>Man, that was close
>She comes back this time
>"Anon, I talked to the doctors..."
>"And they've agreed that I can take care of you at my house."
>No
>You didn't want this
Fwuffy big boy! He do what want!
>"Sweetie, this is only because of how hurt you are."
>"Yeah, it ain't `cause he don't know what he be doin`!"
>At least you never have to see that nurse again
>You reluctantly go with Fluttershy
>You still are naked
>But glad you're not walking around in shitty pants any more
>Everyp0ny looks at you in disgust as you waddle by Fluttershy to her cottage
>"Don't let them make fun of you, anon."
>She kisses your cheek
>"They don't see how much you mean to me."
>You both reach her cottage
Weee! Fwuffy pway time!
I am King of Chwistmas!
>You pull out your arms and make airplane noises
>Pretend you fly into her cottage
>Fluttershy sighs
>She can't really put up with this forever, can she?
>There's no way she still loves you
>Being this gross
>You can only hope
>Day Babyman in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit diaper
>"Honey, breakfast is ready!"
Oh boy me wikey!
>You run down the stairs
>The entire cottage shakes with every step
>The animals hide in fear
>Reach the kitchen table
Food! Food! Food! Food!
>"My my, someone's a hungry boy."
>She smells the shit
>Winces
>"Someone's a stinky boy, too!"
>"We should get you cleaned up."
Awww...
>"Now now, it won't be that bad."
>She takes you upstairs and into the bathroom
>Starts the water for the bathtub
>nopenopenope
>Try to waddle your fat ass out the bathroom
>"Ah ah ah.... You're a very dirty boy right now."
>She manages to catch you because you're so damn slow
>Puts you in the tub
B-but me will die from getting kwean
>"I think you're lying."
>Oh shit
No. Fwuffy don't wie.
>"Uh huh..."
>She gets in the tub with you
>The bath is very bubbly
>"See? You seem fine to me."
>You pout
>"As a matter of fact, you've always looked quite fine to me."
>She gives you a suggestive look
>Your jimmies are extremely rustled right now
>She takes a scrub brush and starts washing you
>You can feel the dirt rubbing off of you
>You feel...clean
>The dirt coming off of you feels excellent
>Fluttershy is massaging you as she scrubs you
>Man, she really is good at this
>For a second, you almost enjoy it
>But then you remember
>She's just a creepy stalker who wants to get in your pants
>As she continues to clean you, her brush is slowly making its way towards your nether regions
>The bristles poke your dick and you jump
Yipe!
>"Oh, sorry, Anon. Maybe I should give your special place the ol` spit shine."
>shitshitshit
>You try to roll over and get up
>But you're so damn fat and in a bath tub
>There is no room for you to do that
>Try to kick her away
>Your feet are blocked by your fat, so you can't kick directly in front of you
>Fuck, your plan is working against you now
>You feel her long tongue touch your tip
>It feels so good, especially in the water
>The tongue slowly wraps around your manhood
>She continues slurping up and down your shaft very slowly
>Her tongue massages you throughout
>It's like a spa treatment for your dick
>Too bad you can't see it because of your fat
>Wait, why would you want to see it?
>Fluttershy lifts her head up to talk to you for a second
>"Warp speed, engage!"
>Her mouth returns around your dick, this time almost violently
>Your penis is taking quite the tongue beating
>Warp reached
>Trying not to cum
>Don't want to let her win
>But I'm giving her all she's got, captain!
>You squirt your juices into her
>And she swallows it all slowly
>Back to impulse speed
>Man, that felt great
>But...it _was_ Fluttershy
>She climbs to the peak of Mt. Anon's Belly
>Lies there
>"You know, Anon, even though others might think you're disgusting, I know you can be clean."
>"All you needed was a little bath."
>She giggles
>"You might still be fat and have a neckbeard, but I'm okay with both of those."
>"I just think of your beard as a long, flowing mane."
>"And the weight? Well...more cushion for the pushin`, huh?"
>Awkwardly laughs
>You both look at each other for a couple seconds
>"Oh, but why would you lie about having to be nasty?"
>"Did you think I would go away because of that?"
>"Honey, I don't love you because of your looks or your hygiene."
>"I love you because I know you're a good person underneath all of that grumpiness and filthiness."
>"I will never leave you."
>Yuck. All of this is mushy, gooey love crap
>Love is so stupid
>It never worked for you
>And it never will
Lemme out! Me hungwy!
>She sighs
>"Why am I even saying this right now? You don't even understand a word I'm saying right now."
>You both get out of the tub
>"Uh...Maybe you _should_ shave. You'd look so handsome!"
>She shaves your glorious neckbeard
>You look in the mirror
>You might not be nasty in body (except for your fat), but you're still nasty in mind
>This plan might still work
>You two finish the normal breakfast routine
>"Hey, Anon, I was going to go to Sweet Apple Acres. Wanna come?"
YES!!!
>Anything to escape this dungeon
>You two walk over to Applejack's place
>AJ is seen bucking some trees
>"Heya, Fluttershy. Hey, Anon. What brings y'all here?"
We gonna wape Appwebw-
>"Anon!"
>"Beg yer pardon?"
>"Uh...oh, right. We just wanted to buy some apples and say hello."
Can we had appwe pie?
>"Of course, Anon!"
>"Looks like he's already had too many pies..."
>AJ says under her breath
>"What was that?"
>Oh, uh...nothin`. So, how many apples would you like?"
>You lose interest in the conversation
>Look around
>What to do...
>Wonder how you can ruin Fluttershy's life more
>Get a feeling in your bladder
>Spot an apple tree
>Perfect
>You waddle over to the tree
>Pull down your pants
>Golden showers
>24 hours
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>You are now Fluttershy
>"I'd like just 1 dozen please. That should be enough."
>"Sure thing. Oh, and I'm sorry about what happened to Anon."
>"Oh, I wish he never got hurt. Poor thing. Did you know he lied about having to be filthy?"
>"Well, he never seemed to like ya the same way you did."
>"Oh, I'm sure he does, though. He just doesn't know it. He's just so much of a grump all the time, that he forgot what love feels like."
>"Well, I always thought y'all would make a good couple `till recently."
>"What? Why not recently? Is it because of the way he looks?"
>How could she think that?
>You both hear the sound of a stream of water
>Spot Anon pissing on an apple tree
>"Anon, ya varmit! What in tarnation is wrong with you?"
>Did she just insult him?
>"Anon's not a varmit! And don't yell at him!"
>"He's peein` on mah apple tree! I can't let him get away with that."
>"It's not mah fault you fell in love with such a fat, dumb, good-for-nothin` monkey."
>Your mouth is just gaping open
>You are speechless
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>You are Anon again
>Dayum, girl. She just got burned!
>You were insulted, but whatever, you don't care
>"How could you?"
>She stomps her hoof on the ground
>"You'll never understand our love!"
>"That's fine with me."
>"If you can't accept it, we can't be friends!"
>There's a long silence afterwards
>Wow
>Fluttershy huffs
>It's a little cute
>What? Stop, brain!
>"Come on, Anon. Let's make like a tree and leave."
>You both walk back to the cottage
>As you walk back, you can see Fluttershy crying a bit
>"Anon, I'll always be there for you."
>That's dedication
>"No matter what..."
>You and Fluttershy are walking to the cottage
>She had just revoked her friendship with Applejack
>Because of you
>She cared about you
>Applejack couldn't respect that, so Fluttershy got mad
>And she chose you over her
>You're starting to think this whole thing over
>But you have to go through with it
>You don't want yellow rapist pone in your life ever again
>You two spend about half the day playing with the animals indoors and taking care of the house
>In the afternoon, Twilight comes over and knocks on the door
>"Fluttershy?"
>"Coming!"
>She opens to the door only to see a very angry Twilight Sparkle
>"What's this I hear about you and Applejack not being friends any more?"
>"She can't accept me and Anon being together just because he has brain damage!"
>"Brain damage? Let me see about that."
>You're in the living room playing with Angel Bunny
>A purple aura surrounds you and brings you to the door
>"Twilight, what are you doing?"
>"A mind spell. It's supposed to cure brain damage if the patient really has brain damage."
>"And what if he doesn't?"
>"He dies."
>Shit shit shit shit shit
>The jig is up, boys
>Twilight's magic surrounds you and tickles every part of your body
>You're laughing your ass off
Hahahahaha! Twilight, stop! I'm not retarded.
>"Just as I thought."
>You fall down and big ripple flows from one end of your fat to the other
>"Also, the fat needs to go."
>Twilight uses a fat reduction spell
>You are no longer fat
>No longer Nasty Anon
>You giggle awkwardly
So, does this mean I can have my own home again?
>Twilight glares at you
>"Yes."
>Fluttershy looks upset
>"Anon, honey, why would you pretend to be mentally handicapped and nasty? You worried me."
Maybe because I didn't want you to like me any more.
>"Why wouldn't you want me to like you?"
>You get pissed
Maybe because you're a big creep who doesn't know what personal space is! Seriously, I'm tired of all the fetish guessing, the rape attempts, and the poor excuses. It's too much for me to handle. I thought being nasty would somehow drive you away from me, but no, you're a clingy rapist who doesn't know when to quit! I'm leaving.
>"I'm s-so sorry, Anon. I had no idea..."
You should've.
>Fluttershy bawls and runs upstairs
>Twilight is still staring at you
>"Happy?"
>You ponder for a moment
Yes.
>You then proceed to go to your original home
>Not long after reaching home, Twilight knocks your door down
What the fuck, Twilight?
>"That was mean."
So were the rape attempts.
>"Fluttershy would never rape anyone."
>These ponies just don't get it
>They never do
Why are you here anyway?
>"Apologize."
Why should I?
>"I hear the zoo would love a rare animal."
>Dammit
Fine. Let's get this over with.
>Twilight brings you to Fluttershy's cottage and knocks on the door
>"Fluttershy."
>"Go away, Twilight!"
I'm here to say something, Fluttershy.
>You hear hoofsteps coming towards the door
>Fluttershy answers
>"What do you want?"
I came here to apologize.
>"About what? You were right. I am just a creep."
>She looks at the ground and kicks her hoof
No, you're not. I'm really sorry I said that. I didn't mean it.
>You cringe because you really did mean it
>"It sure seemed like it."
Well, I didn't. I'm sorry, and I want to be your friend again.
>"You really mean it?"
Of course.
>Her face lights right up and she tackles you to the ground
>She nuzzles and hugs you
>"Oh, Anon, this makes me so happy."
>"Anon wants to make it up to you, too."
What?
>"He does? How?"
>You never agreed to this
>"He'll tell you."
>Twilight uses her magic on you and controls your body
>You can feel your vocal folds moving on their own
Fluttershy, I want to give you a chance.
>No, Twilight, please don't do this
>"What do you mean?"
I mean I want to go out with you.
>Fuck
>"Oh, Anon!"
>She dry humps you on the ground
>"Aww...isn't that sweet?"
>Twilight...
>"Well, I guess I better leave you two alone."
>Twilight uses telepathy to send you a message
>"If you break up with her, you're in for it."
>Twilight leaves
>You push Fluttershy off
>"Anon, I'm so glad you finally said, 'yes.' I already have a bunch of stuff planned for when we go out like..."
>She grabs your arm and drags you across her pathway in front of the cottage, rambling on about activities for you two to do
>Shit, this "great idea" of yours only led to worse things
>And Twilight was going to torture you or something if you break up with her
>But, she didn't say anything about her breaking up with you
>You look at Fluttershy, a big grin plastered across her face, babbling on and on about what you two are going to do
>You have the perfect plan
>It wouldn't fail
>It _couldn't_ fail
Fluttershy, honey?
>"Yes, sugar?"
Why don't we go get something to eat, first?
>"Oh, that sounds wonderful! Let's go."
>You and Fluttershy go to the nearest restaurant
>You sit down and the waiter comes up to take your orders
What are you getting, Fluttershy?
>"Let's share a plate of food."
Okay. What would you like?
>"You decide."
Alright.
>You look at the menu for something to eat
>Hay, Tofu, Vegetables, other crap like that
>But then you spot the perfect dish...
>Spaghetti
One big ol` plate of spaghetti, please.
>"Yes, sir. Your order will be ready soon."
>"Ooh, a fancy spaghetti dinner. You know how to dine, Anon."
That I do.
>You wink at her
>Waiting for your food, you decide to have small talk with Fluttershy
>She's actually really good at conversing
>Your spaghetti arrives
Thank you.
>"You're quite welcome, sir."
Well, Fluttershy, let's dig in.
>You bury your face in the spaghetti, splashing it everywhere
>You ravenously eat the spaghetti
>"Um, Anon?"
>You lift your head off the table, sauce dripping from your face
Yes?
>"I don't think that's how you're supposed to eat."
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
>You jump up on the table
>Everyp0ny, including Fluttershy, stares at you
>You start singing, "Killing in the Name," as loud as you can
THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED
FOR WEARING THE BADGE
THEY'RE THE CHOSEN WHITES
>"Anon..."
>You bring out your guitar for a solo
>"Get that monkey out of here!"
YEAH! COME ON!
>You take as much spaghetti as you can and start stuffing your pockets
>The manager comes out and grabs you by your arm
>He throws you out
>Fluttershy soon comes out to meet you
>"Anon! How could you act like that?"
>She seems very upset
>Time to make her more upset
Well, none of that would've happened had you not been telling me how to eat, dumb bitch.
>Those words were like a screeching chalkboard to her
>"Haha. Well, I'm sorry, Anon. L-let's go home."
Damn right we will.
>You two walk back home and the first thing you do inside the house is go to the kitchen
Fuck, I'm hungry. I didn't get to eat anything.
>"W-would you like me to make you something, dear?"
Sure. It's good you're finally doing something useful around here.
>She gains a blank expression on her face
>"What do you want?"
Bunnies.
>She backs away a few steps
>"W-what?"
You heard me. Bunnies. Oven. Now.
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon. I can't do that."
And why not?
>"I can't cook my animals. I love them."
But love me too, right? Do you not love me?
>"Of course."
But you love the animals more than me?
>"Oh, no. I love you both the same. I just couldn't harm either of you."
Fine. Since you're such a pussy, I'll just have some toast.
>"Oh. Okay."
>She fixes you some toast and you finish your food
Well, that was shit. Better than nothing, I guess.
>She sits down next to you
>"So, Anon, what would you like to do?"
>You ponder for a moment
>You're really tired of being around Fluttershy, so you make up an excuse to get away from her
I feel like going to the Everfree forest. Alone.
>"Um, okay. Be careful."
Whatever.
>You take your leave and head out to the forest and do whatever
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>You are now Fluttershy
>Anon isn't what you ever dreamed him to be
>You thought he'd be nice, but he actually acts very mean
>Maybe he's just a little stressed about something
>You'll talk to him about it later to see if you can help cheer him up
>A few minutes pass by, and you hear a knock on the door
Who is it?
>"It's me, Twilight."
>You answer the door
Hi, Twilight. What brings you here?
>"Oh, I just came to check up on how things are going between you and Anon."
Oh, I'm sorry. He left just a few minutes ago into the forest.
>You look at the ground with a very faint frown
>"Is something wrong, Fluttershy?"
Oh, no, nothing.
>"Is Anon giving you trouble?"
Not really. Well, sort of.
>"What did he do?"
He didn't really do anything. He's just a little grumpy, that's all.
>"What do you mean by 'grumpy?'"
He said some mean stuff, but I'm sure he didn't mean it.
>"Really? Huh. Well, I really have to get going. Bye, Fluttershy."
Bye.
>She leaves and you're at the house
>Alone
>Without Anon
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>You are Anon again
>You have been sitting on this rock, thinking about your old home world
>And how you'll probably never be there again
>You see trees being taken down one by one, making a path
>Something is coming
>And it must be big
>Twilight emerges from the path
>Oh, it's just her
>But she looks pissed
>"So, Anon. I hear you're giving Fluttershy some trouble."
What?
>"Fluttershy says you've been, 'grumpy.'"
Well, you know, I'm not too happy about being forced to date someone.
>She raises her voice
>"Forced or not, you shouldn't hurt somep0ny's feelings!"
>You try to keep it cool
>In a low, calm voice, you say
I honestly didn't know I was hurting her feelings.
>"Really? She said that you called her pretty mean stuff."
I didn't mean any of it.
>She glares at you for a second
>"...alright. I'll let you off the hook this one time."
>Twilight begins walking away
>You swab your head and give a quick "phew"
>After Twilight is out of sight, you walk to Fluttershy's cottage
>Walking in the door, you see Fluttershy lying on the couch
>"H-hi, Anon..."
>She looks away
Hey.
>You walk up to her and stare
>"S-so, uh...how was your walk?"
It was fine. I saw Twilight.
>She's still looking away
>"Really?"
Yeah. She told me about what you said.
>"What I said?"
>She looks at the ground and seems very depressed
Look at me.
>She hesitates, but eventually looks at you
>You smack her with the back of your hand as hard as you can, knocking her off the couch
Don't you ever talk shit about me again!
>"Anon!"
>Fluttershy is on the floor, crying her eyes out
>You'd feel sorry for her
>If, you know, she weren't a big creep
What?
>She sniffs
>"I don't think I can deal with this all my life! If you really didn't want to go out with me, you should've said so instead of tricking me into thinking you actually liked with me."
>If she only knew
So, are you ending the relationship?
>"Yes! I can deal with a damaged brain or a disgusting body, but not a nasty personality."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
>You did it
>You finally won
>Fluttershy no longer wanted you
>You'd jump for joy, but it wouldn't fit the mood
Thank you for understanding, Flutters.
>You go in for a hug
>"Get away from me! Go home."
>Wow, a little dramatic
Alright, see ya later, Flutterbutter.
>You walk out the door and skip home
>You've never been so happy in your life
>Flutterrapist has been defeated
>But right before you walk in the door, it hits you
>You get this sudden feeling of guilt in your gut
>You were rid of Fluttershy, but what what you did _was_ a little mean
>Screw that, that was extremely mean!
>You slapped her for Celestia's sake
>The day goes by, and you can't get rid of that feeling in your gut
>It never goes away
>But at least there's no more Flutterrape
>Right?

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>Day pigsty in Equestria
>You finally knew how to do it
>You know how to stop the pink and yellow menace
>Wake up
>No shower, no shave, shit pants
>You'll be so unattractive, she won't want you anymore
>The perfect plan
>Try anything to make yourself as filthy as possible
>Take all of your flower pots and smash them in the center of your kitchen
>Grab a bucket and fill it with water from the sink
>Dump it onto the pile you made
>Start rolling around in the dirt and broken pieces of flower pots
>You're so filthy and bloody, but it'll be all worth it
>Once she doesn't want you any more
I am such a genius!
>Now for breakfast
>Got to make your breath smell
>Head to the fridge and grab some of that handy-dandy bacon you managed to get from the p0nyville black market
>Pour some mustard and chocolate syrup on that bad boy
>Eat it
>It's actually really delicious
>You should eat that every day
>There's a knock on the door
Just on time
>Answer the door enthusiastically
Hey, Fluttershy! Is there anything I can help you with this fine morning?
>"Actually, anon, I was looking around for a pig I lo- oh my goodness, anon, you're a mess!"
>Bingo
>"We need to get you cleaned up right aw-"
Actually, Fluttershy, I'm staying this way.
>"But why?"
Well, when humans reach a certain age, they need to stop taking care of themselves. If you clean me up, I could die.
>"But that's horrible! Don't you worry, though, anon, I still love you and find you attractive."
>She giggles
>Shit, this isn't going as planned
>Shit: "Gee, you're telling me!"
So you still want some of this?
>You say as you shake your stinky ass in her face
>"O-of course-blurgh-, anon!" she says, gagging
Well, too bad!
>You slam the door
>Later that day
>You have been using your pants as a diaper and you don't plan on changing
>Realize you're running late helping Pinkie out at Sugarcube Corner
>Run like the dickens to Sugarcube Corner
>All this sweat is making you smell worse
>Arrive just on time
>"Hiya anon, I didn't think you were gonna mak-"
>She makes a really disgusted sound
>"What happened to you?"
It's a human thing.
>"Well, uhh, alright. Come help with the food."
>You're glad she just took that explanation without question
>Some customers come in.
>"We've come for our pecan pie, please."
>"Coming right up! Anon! We need pecan pie!"
Alright, Pinkie. I'm coming.
>As you walk in, the customers see you and look disgusted.
>"That is rancid!"
>"I don't want anybody like _that_ handling our food."
>"We're leaving."
>"No, wait, come back!"
Oh well, more for me.
>You eat the entire cake
>Heh, getting fat should turn Fluttershy off, too
>Pinkie gets this really fake smile on her face and turns toward you
>"Maybe you should take the day off, anon."
Sweet.
>Before you leave, you take some sweets with you
See ya, Pinkster.
>"Bye..."
>You are eating cupcakes as if you were preparing for hibernation
>As you walk home, p0nies stare at you
>You are one ugly motherfucker right now
>Spend the rest of the day eating inside your home and using your underwear as a bathroom

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>You are now Pinkie Pie
I wonder what's gotten into anon.
>Fluttershy comes in
Hi Fluttershy. What can I get ya?
>"Actually, I, uh, came here to see anon."
Oh, about that. I told him to take the day off. He didn't seem so well.
>"Oh. yeah..."
Do you know how long he'll be like this?
>"He said it happens when humans reach a certain age. I guess it's permanent."
That stinks! Literally! So, do you still like him?
>"Like him? I love him!"
Really? He doesn't seem like the kind of person anyp0ny would go near right now.
>"Don't say that about him. He may have a problem, but I'm going to do whatever it takes to keep him happy. He might smell and look horrible, but that's no reason not to love him. He's still the nicest, smartest guy ever!"
>Wow, she really loves him
>"I love him for who he is, not what he looks like."
Well, good luck with that!
>"Thanks, Pinkie. I'm going to check up on anon. See you later."
See ya!

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>You are anon again
>Realize you will probably not work at Sugarcube Corner ever again
>But it's better than Yellow Rapist P0ne wanting you every minute
>There's a knock on the door
Are you kidding me?
>Answer it
What do you want now?
You couldn't possibly still like me since I look like this!
>"But I do, anon. You are a great guy who deserves a great marefriend."
>She gives you the bedroom eyes
>"You know, I could get used to this."
>She starts looking at your crotch
>You fart really loudly
>Her bedroom eyes turn into a cringe
Yeah, well, don't.
I've told you a thousand times that I'm not interested.
Fuck off!
>Slam the door
>"Well, okay, anon. I'll check up on you tomorrow I guess..."
>Your plan didn't work
>No, it must work
>You just need to improve it
>Look out the window
>Fluttershy is dragging her hooves on the ground
>She seems upset
>You almost feel bad for her
>The person she loves is wasting away and won't accept any help
>No, you must not feel bad for her
>But she is kind of cute walking away like that...
>Dammit, brain!

>Day pigpen in Equestria
>Wake up
>You are one hot mess
>Your skin is turning black from all the dirt on you
>Your belly is beginning to inflate
>The back of your pants are completely brown and dripping
>Your plan almost worked
>Almost
>But you know how to improve it
>Instead of limiting the nastiness to yourself, spread it around
Absolutely marvelous! I am a genius!
>You maniacally laugh as hard as you can
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"Umm... anon?"
>Look ahead in your living room
>It's saffron apprehensive
>Shit pants
>"Oh, uh, sorry. I let myself in and I want to make you a nice, healthy breakfast."
I need unhealthy, greasy bacon!
>"Excuse me?"
Fluttershy, I don't want any healthy stuff because I'll die, remember?
>"Oh, right. So, what did you want again?"
>You walk up to her
>Pick your nose
>Scratch her ear with your booger-fingers
I'd like some bacon with mustard and chocolate please
>She pushes your hand away
>"B-bacon?"
>Oh shit
Uhh... not bacon. Um, Rakin`. Yeah. As in raking leaves.
>You awkwardly laugh
>"Oh. Okay."
>She starts preparing your awful breakfast
>You get an idea
Hey, Fluttershy. I'm going to make you breakfast for being so nice to me.
>"Um, no th-"
Nonsense!
>You head for the fridge
>What to get, what to get?
>You pull out some cereal
>Why the fuck do you keep your cereal in the fridge, again?
>Anyway, you go to where Fluttershy can't see you make some nasty bread
>You dig in your pants to bring out some fresh shit and spread it on the cereal
>Pour in some goat milk
>It smells awful
Alright, Fluttershy. I made you something you'll love.
>"That's great, anon. I also finished the breakfast I was making you."
>Leaves + Chocolate + Mustard = yumyumyum
>Shit + Cereal = nonono
>You both begin to eat your breakfast
So, how is it?
>As you say this, food is flying out of your mouth and landing on banana hush
>She's gagging
>"It's-urp-great! Wonderful..."
That's good. And yours is great too.
>"I'm glad you like it."
>She smiles at you
>You both finish breakfast
>"Anon, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
I don't know. I'll go with you.
>"Are you sure? Why not stay home and rest?"
I feel fine.
>You say as grease rolls down from your armpit
>"O-okay then. If that's what you want..."
>You both begin your journey to the store
>Ponies are staring at you two
>You can hear one say, "What is that smell?"
>While this is going on, you see Fluttershy hiding behind her mane
>She is obviously embarrassed
>Finally reach the store
>"Why don't we split up so we can get our stuff quicker?"
Great idea. I'll put some face paint on you so I know where to find you.
>You take some shit
>Put it up on her face
>Lay it down for a while
>Put the rest of your shit in a glass bowl
>Dump it on her head
>She looks horrified
>"I-is poop your fetish?"
No.
>You can almost see her cry in disgust
>As you two walk around the store, ponies avoid you and Fluttershy
>Twilight and Dash are in the store too
>They meet up with Fluttershy
>RD: "Hey Flutt-"
>Dash sniffs
>RD: "YUEGH. What is that?"
>FS: "Oh, uh, noth- *mumble*"
>TS: "You need to get cleaned up."
>FS: "But anon wants me this way! And there's nothing you can do that'll change that!"
>Fluttershy stomps her hoof
>Then she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>TS: "Who shit in her cheerios this morning?"
>RD: "Never mind that! Who shit on her?"
>Fluttershy walks up to you angrily
>"Let's get our stuff and leave."
Alright, I just finished getting all of my shit.
>Oh, your diction is awesome
>You are so witty
>You clap and laugh really loud
>"Come on, anon!"
>She says quickly
>You two are rushed out of there
>"I'm starting to think nobody understands our love anymore."
Correction: I don't even understand your love, let alone everyp0ny else!
>"Well, I will make you understand. I will love you no matter what."
Good luck with that.
>She leans in for a kiss
>You sneeze in her face
>"Goodbye, anon."
Bye
>You both head home
>Man, she is determined
>But you are more determined
>You will win this fight
>No matter what

>Day full retard in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, shit, shit
>Look in the mirror
>You have successfully grown a neckbeard
>It's all greasy too
>And makes for great storage space
>You wallow in your own filth, thinking of a way to make Fluttershy disgusted at you
>As you drink your soup for breakfast (which is acually just armpit grease), you think of something
>It's genius
>She still thinks I'm a smart guy
>So why not take that quality away?
>You need to lose IQ fast
>Or at least pretend to do so
Heh heh heh...
>You look at your bookshelf
>See "The Communist Manifesto"
>Nah, they won't believe I lost IQ from reading
>3.14edgy2.72you anyway
>Then, you think of an infallible plan
>Fake brain damage
Ooh. I am one slick sucker. Thank you, brain.
>Brain: You're an asshole.
>Time to carry out your plan
>You waddle outside in order to carry out your dirty deeds
>Done dirt cheap
>You walk over to where Dash is clearing out clouds in the sky
Hey, Dash.
>"Hey, anon."
Would you like to hang out with Fluttershy and me later?
>As you say this, old cheese falls out of your neckbeard
>Shit your pants too
>"Uhh... sure."
Great! See you later.
>Phase 1 complete
>Seeing how fat you are, you figure walking/waddling to Fluttershy's cottage would be too hard
>Fall on your side
>Roll like a motherfucking bowling ball through P0nyville
>"Everyp0ny! Run for your lives!"
>You're destroying everything in your path
>Flatten a couple of ponies
>There's a few children in front of a lemonade stand outside of the school
>"1 lemonade, please."
>"Certainly."
>Right before the pony running the stand hands it to the customer, you roll through the stand
>It's completely destroyed
>The customer swipes his money back
>Mayor Mare is opening a new bridge
>She's holding a giant pair of scissors
>"...and with this, the new bridge is open."
>She begins to cut the ribbon
>At the same time, you fly off a ramp in the distance
I AM LORD MOLDY BUTT!
>You land on the middle of the bridge
>Bounce back off to safety
>The bridge starts collapsing
>Everyp0ny is silent
>After rolling for a bit longer, you arrive at Fluttershy's cottage
>Knock on the door
>"Coming."
>She opens the door
>"Oh, hi, Anon!"
>She is ecstatic
>"I'm so glad you're knocking on _my_ door this time. So, what brings you here?"
>"Come for a little...lovin`?"
>She gets an almost stifling look on her face
>And you hated it
>But you were still always nice to her
>Even if you didn't like her that way
Actually, I was wondering if you could come hang out with Dash and me later.
>"Oh, I'd love to."
>She squees
>"See you there! Gotta freshen up!"
>She slams the door
>Wow, she was ecstatic about that
>Nevertheless, phase 2 has been completed
Heh heh heh heh heh...
>You go home to prepare for the event
>Fake Blood?
>Check.
>Bean Burritos?
>Check.
>Underwear?
>Check.
>You are ready
>Fast forward 2 hours later
>You, Dash, and Fluttershy are all in a meadow
>Chillin` out, relaxin`, actin` all cool
>Shootin` some B-
No
>Sorry
>"Anon, who are you talking to?"
Uhh...no one
>In couple minutes you guys are all having fun playing tag
>Dash is it, and she tags Fluttershy
>"Tag, you're it."
>Rainbow Dash flies into the air
>So does Fluttershy
>You are on the ground watching them fly
>Fluttershy goes up to Rainbow Dash
>"Oh, this isn't fair to Anon. He can't fly."
>"I guess you're right."
Ah ah ah. I most certainly can fly.
>They look at each other in confusion
>You take out the bean burritos stashed in your guardian neckbeard
>Eat them
>Dash and Fluttershy can see the path the burritos take as they go through your digestive track
>Your stomache growls and bubbles
>And with that, you propel yourself up via natural gas
>Your natural gas
>It produces a mushroom stink cloud
>Anything can smell it from a 100-kilometer radius
>Because fuck the imperial system
Weeeeeee!!
>"Anon!"
Aaaaahahaha!
>"Anon, sweetie!"
Wooooo!
>You are flying like a madman
>You take off in the distance as fast as you can
>At this point, you're a creating a Sonic Intestineboom
>The fart explodes yet again, and you let a green nebula come from your behind
>After flying a long distance, you pretend to crash into a mountain
>Bring out the fake blood
>Pour it on your head
>And there you were
>Lying there on the dock
>Flat as a mackerel
>[spoiler]Kelpless[/spoiler]
>RD and Saffron Apprehensive reach you
>"Anon, honey, speak!"
>"Fluttershy, I think he needs a hospital."
>"Right."
>Phase 3 complete

>Day I was only pretending to be retarded in Equestria
>Wake up
>In a hospital bed
>Guess you'll just shit here
>On your left, you see a table with a flower and a get-well-soon card from Fluttershy
>The flower is dead from yo` stank
>The walls are all peeling
>Your neckbeard is enormous
>ZZ Top would be jealous
>Now, we wait
>A few minutes later, you hear you ghetto nurse call
>"Mistah Anon! This little mare is visiting yo` stinky ass!"
>You need to carry out your plan
>Act retarded
>But how should you go about doing that?
>...
>Got it

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>You are now Fluttershy
>You really feel sorry for all the things that have been happening to anon recently
>Cheering him up shouldn't be that hard
>Well, he might be a _little_ hard...
>You giggle
>Walk into his room
>"Hi, An-"
FWUFFY NO WIKE FWUTTEWSHY
>What
>"Honey, are you okay?"
doctow say dat fwuffy have dain bwamage
>Your love has brain damage
>Of all the things that could happen, why this?
>You begin to tear up
>Hug Anon
>"Oh, Anon, I'm so sorry!"
>You are crying a river
>It's actually producing a puddle on the ground
>You end the embrace and grab Anon's cheeks
>"Anon, I know you might not be feeling good right now..."
>"And this must be a very tough time for you..."
>"But I'm here to make it better, okay?"
>Your voice is very weak
>You get up on Anon's bed
>Oh dear Celestia, he's nasty
>And stupid
>But you love him, and can see the beauty inside
>"Momma's gonna make you feel all better..."

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>You are Anon again
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>Dirtying your outside and your inside didn't work
>For now
>She has you pinned down to no escape
No pwease fwuffy no wike! fwuffy no like!
>"Fluffy will like. Trust me."
>She says as she has her hoof on your cheek
>She begins taking your shirt off
>Licks your nipples until they're hard
>Your manboobs lactate
No pwease no wike!
>She rips off your pants and underwear
>"Remember, this is about you, not me."
>She licks your greasy dick
>While looking up at you with a seductive look
>She's getting wet
>Before you know it, the bed is dripping with bodily fluids
>Her tongue is massaging your genitals in the perfect way
Me want go home naowwwaaaaaaahhhhh
>Man she's good
>You are rock solid right now
>And really cute
>You put your hands behind her head
>Wait, no, goddammit boner!
AAAAHHHHHHH
>You scream at the top of your lungs
>Quick, how do you turn a horny pegasus off?
>You fart
>And then piss in her face
>"A-are golden showers your fetish?"
>You can tell how horrible this is for her
>She can barely finish any of her words
>"B-because I c-can do whatever you want!"
>She tries hiding her tears with a smile
No! Fwuffy want go home.
>"Alright, sweetie, some other time then."
>Tears are rolling down her cheek constantly
>"I'll be right back."
>Man, that was close
>She comes back this time
>"Anon, I talked to the doctors..."
>"And they've agreed that I can take care of you at my house."
>No
>You didn't want this
Fwuffy big boy! He do what want!
>"Sweetie, this is only because of how hurt you are."
>"Yeah, it ain't `cause he don't know what he be doin`!"
>At least you never have to see that nurse again
>You reluctantly go with Fluttershy
>You still are naked
>But glad you're not walking around in shitty pants any more
>Everyp0ny looks at you in disgust as you waddle by Fluttershy to her cottage
>"Don't let them make fun of you, anon."
>She kisses your cheek
>"They don't see how much you mean to me."
>You both reach her cottage
Weee! Fwuffy pway time!
I am King of Chwistmas!
>You pull out your arms and make airplane noises
>Pretend you fly into her cottage
>Fluttershy sighs
>She can't really put up with this forever, can she?
>There's no way she still loves you
>Being this gross
>You can only hope

>Day Babyman in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit diaper
>"Honey, breakfast is ready!"
Oh boy me wikey!
>You run down the stairs
>The entire cottage shakes with every step
>The animals hide in fear
>Reach the kitchen table
Food! Food! Food! Food!
>"My my, someone's a hungry boy."
>She smells the shit
>Winces
>"Someone's a stinky boy, too!"
>"We should get you cleaned up."
Awww...
>"Now now, it won't be that bad."
>She takes you upstairs and into the bathroom
>Starts the water for the bathtub
>nopenopenope
>Try to waddle your fat ass out the bathroom
>"Ah ah ah.... You're a very dirty boy right now."
>She manages to catch you because you're so damn slow
>Puts you in the tub
B-but me will die from getting kwean
>"I think you're lying."
>Oh shit
No. Fwuffy don't wie.
>"Uh huh..."
>She gets in the tub with you
>The bath is very bubbly
>"See? You seem fine to me."
>You pout
>"As a matter of fact, you've always looked quite fine to me."
>She gives you a suggestive look
>Your jimmies are extremely rustled right now
>She takes a scrub brush and starts washing you
>You can feel the dirt rubbing off of you
>You feel...clean
>The dirt coming off of you feels excellent
>Fluttershy is massaging you as she scrubs you
>Man, she really is good at this
>For a second, you almost enjoy it
>But then you remember
>She's just a creepy stalker who wants to get in your pants
>As she continues to clean you, her brush is slowly making its way towards your nether regions
>The bristles poke your dick and you jump
Yipe!
>"Oh, sorry, Anon. Maybe I should give your special place the ol` spit shine."
>shitshitshit
>You try to roll over and get up
>But you're so damn fat and in a bath tub
>There is no room for you to do that
>Try to kick her away
>Your feet are blocked by your fat, so you can't kick directly in front of you
>Fuck, your plan is working against you now
>You feel her long tongue touch your tip
>It feels so good, especially in the water
>The tongue slowly wraps around your manhood
>She continues slurping up and down your shaft very slowly
>Her tongue massages you throughout
>It's like a spa treatment for your dick
>Too bad you can't see it because of your fat
>Wait, why would you want to see it?
>Fluttershy lifts her head up to talk to you for a second
>"Warp speed, engage!"
>Her mouth returns around your dick, this time almost violently
>Your penis is taking quite the tongue beating
>Warp reached
>Trying not to cum
>Don't want to let her win
>But I'm giving her all she's got, captain!
>You squirt your juices into her
>And she swallows it all slowly
>Back to impulse speed
>Man, that felt great
>But...it _was_ Fluttershy
>She climbs to the peak of Mt. Anon's Belly
>Lies there
>"You know, Anon, even though others might think you're disgusting, I know you can be clean."
>"All you needed was a little bath."
>She giggles
>"You might still be fat and have a neckbeard, but I'm okay with both of those."
>"I just think of your beard as a long, flowing mane."
>"And the weight? Well...more cushion for the pushin`, huh?"
>Awkwardly laughs
>You both look at each other for a couple seconds
>"Oh, but why would you lie about having to be nasty?"
>"Did you think I would go away because of that?"
>"Honey, I don't love you because of your looks or your hygiene."
>"I love you because I know you're a good person underneath all of that grumpiness and filthiness."
>"I will never leave you."
>Yuck. All of this is mushy, gooey love crap
>Love is so stupid
>It never worked for you
>And it never will
Lemme out! Me hungwy!
>She sighs
>"Why am I even saying this right now? You don't even understand a word I'm saying right now."
>You both get out of the tub
>"Uh...Maybe you _should_ shave. You'd look so handsome!"
>She shaves your glorious neckbeard
>You look in the mirror
>You might not be nasty in body (except for your fat), but you're still nasty in mind
>This plan might still work
>You two finish the normal breakfast routine
>"Hey, Anon, I was going to go to Sweet Apple Acres. Wanna come?"
YES!!!
>Anything to escape this dungeon
>You two walk over to Applejack's place
>AJ is seen bucking some trees
>"Heya, Fluttershy. Hey, Anon. What brings y'all here?"
We gonna wape Appwebw-
>"Anon!"
>"Beg yer pardon?"
>"Uh...oh, right. We just wanted to buy some apples and say hello."
Can we had appwe pie?
>"Of course, Anon!"
>"Looks like he's already had too many pies..."
>AJ says under her breath
>"What was that?"
>Oh, uh...nothin`. So, how many apples would you like?"
>You lose interest in the conversation
>Look around
>What to do...
>Wonder how you can ruin Fluttershy's life more
>Get a feeling in your bladder
>Spot an apple tree
>Perfect
>You waddle over to the tree
>Pull down your pants
>Golden showers
>24 hours

----------------------

>You are now Fluttershy
>"I'd like just 1 dozen please. That should be enough."
>"Sure thing. Oh, and I'm sorry about what happened to Anon."
>"Oh, I wish he never got hurt. Poor thing. Did you know he lied about having to be filthy?"
>"Well, he never seemed to like ya the same way you did."
>"Oh, I'm sure he does, though. He just doesn't know it. He's just so much of a grump all the time, that he forgot what love feels like."
>"Well, I always thought y'all would make a good couple `till recently."
>"What? Why not recently? Is it because of the way he looks?"
>How could she think that?
>You both hear the sound of a stream of water
>Spot Anon pissing on an apple tree
>"Anon, ya varmit! What in tarnation is wrong with you?"
>Did she just insult him?
>"Anon's not a varmit! And don't yell at him!"
>"He's peein` on mah apple tree! I can't let him get away with that."
>"It's not mah fault you fell in love with such a fat, dumb, good-for-nothin` monkey."
>Your mouth is just gaping open
>You are speechless

-----------------------

>You are Anon again
>Dayum, girl. She just got burned!
>You were insulted, but whatever, you don't care
>"How could you?"
>She stomps her hoof on the ground
>"You'll never understand our love!"
>"That's fine with me."
>"If you can't accept it, we can't be friends!"
>There's a long silence afterwards
>Wow
>Fluttershy huffs
>It's a little cute
>What? Stop, brain!
>"Come on, Anon. Let's make like a tree and leave."
>You both walk back to the cottage
>As you walk back, you can see Fluttershy crying a bit
>"Anon, I'll always be there for you."
>That's dedication
>"No matter what..."

>You and Fluttershy are walking to the cottage
>She had just revoked her friendship with Applejack
>Because of you
>She cared about you
>Applejack couldn't respect that, so Fluttershy got mad
>And she chose you over her
>You're starting to think this whole thing over
>But you have to go through with it
>You don't want yellow rapist pone in your life ever again
>You two spend about half the day playing with the animals indoors and taking care of the house
>In the afternoon, Twilight comes over and knocks on the door
>"Fluttershy?"
>"Coming!"
>She opens to the door only to see a very angry Twilight Sparkle
>"What's this I hear about you and Applejack not being friends any more?"
>"She can't accept me and Anon being together just because he has brain damage!"
>"Brain damage? Let me see about that."
>You're in the living room playing with Angel Bunny
>A purple aura surrounds you and brings you to the door
>"Twilight, what are you doing?"
>"A mind spell. It's supposed to cure brain damage if the patient really has brain damage."
>"And what if he doesn't?"
>"He dies."
>Shit shit shit shit shit
>The jig is up, boys
>Twilight's magic surrounds you and tickles every part of your body
>You're laughing your ass off
Hahahahaha! Twilight, stop! I'm not retarded.
>"Just as I thought."
>You fall down and big ripple flows from one end of your fat to the other
>"Also, the fat needs to go."
>Twilight uses a fat reduction spell
>You are no longer fat
>No longer Nasty Anon
>You giggle awkwardly
So, does this mean I can have my own home again?
>Twilight glares at you
>"Yes."
>Fluttershy looks upset
>"Anon, honey, why would you pretend to be mentally handicapped and nasty? You worried me."
Maybe because I didn't want you to like me any more.
>"Why wouldn't you want me to like you?"
>You get pissed
Maybe because you're a big creep who doesn't know what personal space is! Seriously, I'm tired of all the fetish guessing, the rape attempts, and the poor excuses. It's too much for me to handle. I thought being nasty would somehow drive you away from me, but no, you're a clingy rapist who doesn't know when to quit! I'm leaving.
>"I'm s-so sorry, Anon. I had no idea..."
You should've.
>Fluttershy bawls and runs upstairs
>Twilight is still staring at you
>"Happy?"
>You ponder for a moment
Yes.
>You then proceed to go to your original home
>Not long after reaching home, Twilight knocks your door down
What the fuck, Twilight?
>"That was mean."
So were the rape attempts.
>"Fluttershy would never rape anyone."
>These ponies just don't get it
>They never do
Why are you here anyway?
>"Apologize."
Why should I?
>"I hear the zoo would love a rare animal."
>Dammit
Fine. Let's get this over with.
>Twilight brings you to Fluttershy's cottage and knocks on the door
>"Fluttershy."
>"Go away, Twilight!"
I'm here to say something, Fluttershy.
>You hear hoofsteps coming towards the door
>Fluttershy answers
>"What do you want?"
I came here to apologize.
>"About what? You were right. I am just a creep."
>She looks at the ground and kicks her hoof
No, you're not. I'm really sorry I said that. I didn't mean it.
>You cringe because you really did mean it
>"It sure seemed like it."
Well, I didn't. I'm sorry, and I want to be your friend again.
>"You really mean it?"
Of course.
>Her face lights right up and she tackles you to the ground
>She nuzzles and hugs you
>"Oh, Anon, this makes me so happy."
>"Anon wants to make it up to you, too."
What?
>"He does? How?"
>You never agreed to this
>"He'll tell you."
>Twilight uses her magic on you and controls your body
>You can feel your vocal folds moving on their own
Fluttershy, I want to give you a chance.
>No, Twilight, please don't do this
>"What do you mean?"
I mean I want to go out with you.
>Fuck
>"Oh, Anon!"
>She dry humps you on the ground
>"Aww...isn't that sweet?"
>Twilight...
>"Well, I guess I better leave you two alone."
>Twilight uses telepathy to send you a message
>"If you break up with her, you're in for it."
>Twilight leaves
>You push Fluttershy off
>"Anon, I'm so glad you finally said, 'yes.' I already have a bunch of stuff planned for when we go out like..."
>She grabs your arm and drags you across her pathway in front of the cottage, rambling on about activities for you two to do
>Shit, this "great idea" of yours only led to worse things
>And Twilight was going to torture you or something if you break up with her
>But, she didn't say anything about her breaking up with you
>You look at Fluttershy, a big grin plastered across her face, babbling on and on about what you two are going to do
>You have the perfect plan
>It wouldn't fail
>It _couldn't_ fail
Fluttershy, honey?
>"Yes, sugar?"
Why don't we go get something to eat, first?
>"Oh, that sounds wonderful! Let's go."

>You and Fluttershy go to the nearest restaurant
>You sit down and the waiter comes up to take your orders
What are you getting, Fluttershy?
>"Let's share a plate of food."
Okay. What would you like?
>"You decide."
Alright.
>You look at the menu for something to eat
>Hay, Tofu, Vegetables, other crap like that
>But then you spot the perfect dish...
>Spaghetti
One big ol` plate of spaghetti, please.
>"Yes, sir. Your order will be ready soon."
>"Ooh, a fancy spaghetti dinner. You know how to dine, Anon."
That I do.
>You wink at her
>Waiting for your food, you decide to have small talk with Fluttershy
>She's actually really good at conversing
>Your spaghetti arrives
Thank you.
>"You're quite welcome, sir."
Well, Fluttershy, let's dig in.
>You bury your face in the spaghetti, splashing it everywhere
>You ravenously eat the spaghetti
>"Um, Anon?"
>You lift your head off the table, sauce dripping from your face
Yes?
>"I don't think that's how you're supposed to eat."
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
>You jump up on the table
>Everyp0ny, including Fluttershy, stares at you
>You start singing, "Killing in the Name," as loud as you can
THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED
FOR WEARING THE BADGE
THEY'RE THE CHOSEN WHITES
>"Anon..."
>You bring out your guitar for a solo
>"Get that monkey out of here!"
YEAH! COME ON!
>You take as much spaghetti as you can and start stuffing your pockets
>The manager comes out and grabs you by your arm
>He throws you out
>Fluttershy soon comes out to meet you
>"Anon! How could you act like that?"
>She seems very upset
>Time to make her more upset
Well, none of that would've happened had you not been telling me how to eat, dumb bitch.
>Those words were like a screeching chalkboard to her
>"Haha. Well, I'm sorry, Anon. L-let's go home."
Damn right we will.
>You two walk back home and the first thing you do inside the house is go to the kitchen
Fuck, I'm hungry. I didn't get to eat anything.
>"W-would you like me to make you something, dear?"
Sure. It's good you're finally doing something useful around here.
>She gains a blank expression on her face
>"What do you want?"
Bunnies.
>She backs away a few steps
>"W-what?"
You heard me. Bunnies. Oven. Now.
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon. I can't do that."
And why not?
>"I can't cook my animals. I love them."
But love me too, right? Do you not love me?
>"Of course."
But you love the animals more than me?
>"Oh, no. I love you both the same. I just couldn't harm either of you."
Fine. Since you're such a pussy, I'll just have some toast.
>"Oh. Okay."
>She fixes you some toast and you finish your food
Well, that was shit. Better than nothing, I guess.
>She sits down next to you
>"So, Anon, what would you like to do?"
>You ponder for a moment
>You're really tired of being around Fluttershy, so you make up an excuse to get away from her
I feel like going to the Everfree forest. Alone.
>"Um, okay. Be careful."
Whatever.
>You take your leave and head out to the forest and do whatever

-----------------------

>You are now Fluttershy
>Anon isn't what you ever dreamed him to be
>You thought he'd be nice, but he actually acts very mean
>Maybe he's just a little stressed about something
>You'll talk to him about it later to see if you can help cheer him up
>A few minutes pass by, and you hear a knock on the door
Who is it?
>"It's me, Twilight."
>You answer the door
Hi, Twilight. What brings you here?
>"Oh, I just came to check up on how things are going between you and Anon."
Oh, I'm sorry. He left just a few minutes ago into the forest.
>You look at the ground with a very faint frown
>"Is something wrong, Fluttershy?"
Oh, no, nothing.
>"Is Anon giving you trouble?"
Not really. Well, sort of.
>"What did he do?"
He didn't really do anything. He's just a little grumpy, that's all.
>"What do you mean by 'grumpy?'"
He said some mean stuff, but I'm sure he didn't mean it.
>"Really? Huh. Well, I really have to get going. Bye, Fluttershy."
Bye.
>She leaves and you're at the house
>Alone
>Without Anon

-----------------------

>You are Anon again
>You have been sitting on this rock, thinking about your old home world
>And how you'll probably never be there again
>You see trees being taken down one by one, making a path
>Something is coming
>And it must be big
>Twilight emerges from the path
>Oh, it's just her
>But she looks pissed
>"So, Anon. I hear you're giving Fluttershy some trouble."

What?
>"Fluttershy says you've been, 'grumpy.'"
Well, you know, I'm not too happy about being forced to date someone.
>She raises her voice
>"Forced or not, you shouldn't hurt somep0ny's feelings!"
>You try to keep it cool
>In a low, calm voice, you say
I honestly didn't know I was hurting her feelings.
>"Really? She said that you called her pretty mean stuff."
I didn't mean any of it.
>She glares at you for a second
>"...alright. I'll let you off the hook this one time."
>Twilight begins walking away
>You swab your head and give a quick "phew"
>After Twilight is out of sight, you walk to Fluttershy's cottage
>Walking in the door, you see Fluttershy lying on the couch
>"H-hi, Anon..."
>She looks away
Hey.
>You walk up to her and stare
>"S-so, uh...how was your walk?"
It was fine. I saw Twilight.
>She's still looking away
>"Really?"
Yeah. She told me about what you said.
>"What I said?"
>She looks at the ground and seems very depressed
Look at me.
>She hesitates, but eventually looks at you
>You smack her with the back of your hand as hard as you can, knocking her off the couch
Don't you ever talk shit about me again!
>"Anon!"
>Fluttershy is on the floor, crying her eyes out
>You'd feel sorry for her
>If, you know, she weren't a big creep
What?
>She sniffs
>"I don't think I can deal with this all my life! If you really didn't want to go out with me, you should've said so instead of tricking me into thinking you actually liked with me."
>If she only knew
So, are you ending the relationship?
>"Yes! I can deal with a damaged brain or a disgusting body, but not a nasty personality."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
>You did it
>You finally won
>Fluttershy no longer wanted you
>You'd jump for joy, but it wouldn't fit the mood
Thank you for understanding, Flutters.
>You go in for a hug
>"Get away from me! Go home."
>Wow, a little dramatic
Alright, see ya later, Flutterbutter.
>You walk out the door and skip home
>You've never been so happy in your life
>Flutterrapist has been defeated
>But right before you walk in the door, it hits you
>You get this sudden feeling of guilt in your gut
>You were rid of Fluttershy, but what what you did _was_ a little mean
>Screw that, that was extremely mean!
>You slapped her for Celestia's sake
>The day goes by, and you can't get rid of that feeling in your gut
>It never goes away
>But at least there's no more Flutterrape
>Right?

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