- >Be high roller.
- >Casinos all know you on sight.
- >You're the man whose entourage is led by a fluffy pony.
- >Her name is "Lucky" and ever since you met her, you've been on a winning streak.
- >"Wucky wuv big bawx game!"
- >She's pointing towards the huge Progressive Jackpot slots machine.
- "Okay Lucky! Time for Huggies! then we play!"
- >Give Lucky a gentle hug.
- >"Wucky wuv daddeh!"
- "Now hug daddy tight Lucky!"
- >Pull handle.
- >Win two million, three-hundred and fifty-seven thousand dollars, and some change.
- >Somewhere, a pit boss gently weeps.
- >Lucky squeals with glee at the pretty lights, even if she doesn't like the loud noises.
- >Tell your assistant to put the voucher for your winnings in the secure suitcase, you'll be taking Lucky for a longer "walk".
- >Lucky bobbles along happily among the confusion and chaos of a casino.
- >Come around the high-stakes poker tables.
- >"Daddeh! Daddeh! Fwuffy WEAWWY wan' pway wif' pahppah!"
- >Wow, she's never been this excited before.
- >You find an empty seat, and get dealed in.
- >Texas Hold 'Em.
- >Your deal? Ten of diamonds, queen of diamonds. Through years of practice your expression looks neutral.
- >Lucky can't read cards, but she's vibrating in place.
- >The flop: diamond king, seven of spades, ace of diamonds.
- >Start of a royal flush.
- >Here comes the river.
- >Fluffy pony drowns.
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