Title: The Mage 2 Author: Ookami221 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/S1iERW0f First Edit: Friday 16th of March 2012 04:42:57 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 16th of March 2012 04:42:57 AM CDT >You are an incredibly powerful and wacky mage. Your name is Anon The Bright. >You are in the middle of meditation when you hear recurring knocks from your cellar. "What the... There shouldn't be anything down there...." >You open the cellar door to find Pinky Pie in a demonic looking costume. "Pinky, What in hell's name are you doing in my cellar... actually. Never mind. You're you." >"Your not scared..?" "...This was supposed to scare me..?" >"Yes...." "Well, I'm more shocked then scared." >"Drat, your always the hardest one to prank." "Pinky, you best know, that i was the best prankster in my mages guild. No one ever saw any of my pranks coming." >"Really? WOW. Sounds like you were a master back then." "Still am." >As you say this you are walking into the cellar and closing the hatch. >"Why'd you close the door?" "Too prove my point." >You start chanting the words to a dimensional portal spell on the exit of the cellar. >You finish the spell and open the cellar door, and find your self in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres. >"WOW. How did we get out here?" "A simple spell, that is all. Now, you want to see a REAL prank?" >"Go ahead. I want to see what made you so great!" >You exit the cellar and stand in the middle of the field, and start chanting complex morphing spell. >After about 5 minutes of chanting you stomp the ground and a wave of invisible power goes across the entire farm. >"What did you do? I don't see anything different.." "Well then get up here and see." >You help Pinky out of the cellar, and show her one of the trees. >"OH WOW. THEY TURNED INTO ORANGES!" "Hehehe, not just oranges, but fruits of all types. See..?" >You show her another tree, filled with tomatoes, and one filled with bananas. >"WOW. Applejack sure will flip when she sees this!" "Interesting thing is. They still taste like apples, they just don't look the part..." >As you say that, you hear the door to the farm open. "SHIT." >You grab Pinky and jump into the cellar, and remove the spell you cast on the cellar. >you and Pinky are laughing your asses off "I wonder what their face's look like right now" >Pinky starts doing some weird face's but you don't really pay attention to them >You see Pinky out for the day >"That was fun anon! We should do something like this again soon!"