Title:           SWEET CHRIST
Author:          Omnee_Potent
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First Edit:      Tuesday 17th of December 2013 06:19:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 5th of January 2015 02:02:13 PM CDT

>Future
>Conspiracy Theorist Lyra
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>Day SWEET CHRIST in Equestria
>You’ve never been this butthurt in your life.
>Mainly because you’ve never gotten brutally assfucked before.
>And of course, this all HAD to happen while the Elements were vacationing in Canterlot.
>You came pretty hard, though.
>What buttfucked you?
>It sorta stepped out of a shimmering hole in the sky, and somehow uttered the three most horrible words you’ve ever heard through its face-obscuring gasmask.
>”GREETINKS FELLOW HHHUMONK!”
>You tried desperately to avoid the horrible abomination, but your poor legs were no match for its STRONK JUMP.
>The horror landed before you with a KREK of its legs, and stared directly into your soul.
>You could feel your dick literally retreat into your body cavity.
>The creature from another dimension leaned down next to you and whispered into your ear, “Will you struggle?”
>GETTIN_THE_FUCK_OUTTA_HERE.JPG.TIFF.WAV
>You got up on your sorry feet and tried your best to hightail it out of there.
>As you rounded the corner, that thing’s voice cut into your brain.
>”STRUKKLE DETEKTED, ENGAGING SUBROUTINE ROMEO ALPHA PETER EASY”
>OHFUCKOHFUCK
>”PRIMING ASSPULPER.EXE”
>You’ve skirted the corner of the mayor’s office, so what the hell is it doing?
>A quick peek around the corner reveals a giant horse dildo attached to its crotch.
>”PNEUMATICS: MAX PRESSURE”
>There was a quick breath on your cheek.
>Startled, you whipped around to come face to face with the worst possible pony in this or any situation.
>You nearly smacked your head into Lyra’s snout.
 
>Her mane was frazzled, just like always.
>”OHMIGOD ANON YOU’VE GOTTA HELP ME HE’S HERE FOR MY PLUSH PERFECT PONY PUS-“
>”POWER SETTING: 100% MAXIMAL”
“Calm down, Lyra, we can work through this. We need to find a way to stop that thing!”
>”B-but what if it’s the Giant Monkey Man from the 9th Dimension? Or the Average-Sized Monkey Man from the 8th Dimension? Oh man what if it’s one of the ancient Neigyptians?”
>She was always like this, especially around Fluttershy.
>Something about that pony just sets her off.
>Come to think of it…
>This whole thing may just be…
>”LUBRICATION”
>
>“0%”
>The thing’s horse dildo annihilated the wall of the mayor’s office and embedded itself straight into your poor, puckered, unlubricated asshole.
“SWEET CHRIST”
>Another portal opened up in front of you.
>Lyra started hyperventilating.
>”Ohgoddonttouchmeohgoddonttouchmeohgod-“
>Fluttershy stepped out.
>”So, is getting anally rammed by a mechanical abomination your fetish, Anon?”
>You gazed skyward, having just cum the hardest in your entire life.
>And that’s the story of how you were made butthurt by
“FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!”