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Normal Norman - Normality is Heretical #2

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  1. >Day FOOKIN' ORKS in the Canterlot 103rd
  2. >"See this scar?" - Said Norman, pulling back his right sleeve - "Stormboyz jumped the whole squad, and those greenskins nearly took my arm off with an axe."
  3. >"Hey man, no need to bring out the racism!" - answered Scott, leaning against a wall while eating from a can of... something
  4. >"Raci- what?!"
  5. >"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you'd know that SOME OF US don't like the term 'greenskin'. No wonder you're still a private." - added Scott
  6. >"Dude. Hey, dude. YOU'RE. NOT. A. FUCKING. ORK. You're just a guy who's green!" - answered Norman, flailing his arms at the stupidty presented to him
  7. >"Whatever. You know what? Why don't you go patrol the base?" - said Scott, handing Norman his empty can - "Or better yet. Make yourself useful and throw this away, private."
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  10. >"Damn jackass gets promoted to corporal, and suddenly he acts like he's some hot shit." - Norman thinks to himself as he throws the can into a nearby trashcan, returning to his patrol route
  11. >For him, this was quite possibly the most boring job ever
  12. >Sure, there was a high chance of something brutally murdering him out in the front, but atleast SOMETHING happened there
  13. >It was then when he saw it
  14. >A white cat with a fancy collar, walking around the base
  15. >"... well now." - he said while approaching the cat
  16. >For a moment, the two stared at each other
  17. >It had been a while since Norman had seen a pet
  18. >He kneeled down to pet the cat
  19. >Only to be tackled to the floor by three Guardsmen, pointing their lasguns to his face
  20. >"HEY, WHAT THE HELL!" - he yelled as an imposing figure with lavender hair walked around the corner
  21. >"Opal! There you are! What have I told you about running off like that? It's dangerous out here!" - said the most beautiful commissar in the Imperium, picking the cat up and walking away to the command bunker
  22. >Norman quickly got the Guardsmen off him
  23. >"The hell was that about?!" - he asked with a demanding tone
  24. >"YOU DID NOT HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO TOUCH THAT PUSSY!"
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