Title:           Normal Norman - I Must-ache you a question
Author:          Octavianon
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First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:21:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:21:17 PM CDT

>Be Norman
>"Are you sure about this?"
>After all this time
>"I am. But please darling, be gentle."
>After so much pain and hardship
>"Alright. Here goes."
>The time has come
>After an evening that she described as "lovely", Aryan Beauty and I returned to her house
>And into her room
>Ready to take our relationship to the next level
>And here I was, under her bedsheets with her, ready to do the deed, Norman Jr. armed and ready
>Kindly, I pressed my erect member against her slit, causing her to moan softly at the touch
>"Here I go." - I said, about to thrust in
>POW!
>The door was suddenly kicked open, followed by someone rushing into the room
>"Now, I know what you're thinking. And you're right. I AM going to fill you full of holes." - said a gruff voice
>As we both jumped out from under the sheets, we saw a man with a hawaiian shirt, a ludicrous mustache, and a handgun pointed at me
>"DAD!" - yelled out Aryan Beauty angrily
>As his expression changed from rage to surprise, however, he lowered it
>"Oh hey. It's you Norman. Say, sonny, are you using a condom?" - he asked, to which I nodded nervously
>"Good boy. Now, you kids have fun, you hear?" - he said as he holstered his gun and left the room
>As he did, Aryan's mom took a peek, a nooze on her shoulder - "Goodnight kids!" - she said as she closed the door
>Cooling her temper, Aryan Beauty turned to me, fluttering her eyes
>"So, where were we?" - she asked playfully, biting her lip
>"I-uh... yeah." - I answered
>There was only one problem
>Norman Jr. was scared
>He refused to come out and play
>Intimidated by such a great mustache