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Normal Norman - I Must-ache you a question

By: Octavianon on Jul 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.60 KB  |  hits: 25  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Norman
  2. >"Are you sure about this?"
  3. >After all this time
  4. >"I am. But please darling, be gentle."
  5. >After so much pain and hardship
  6. >"Alright. Here goes."
  7. >The time has come
  8. >After an evening that she described as "lovely", Aryan Beauty and I returned to her house
  9. >And into her room
  10. >Ready to take our relationship to the next level
  11. >And here I was, under her bedsheets with her, ready to do the deed, Norman Jr. armed and ready
  12. >Kindly, I pressed my erect member against her slit, causing her to moan softly at the touch
  13. >"Here I go." - I said, about to thrust in
  14. >POW!
  15. >The door was suddenly kicked open, followed by someone rushing into the room
  16. >"Now, I know what you're thinking. And you're right. I AM going to fill you full of holes." - said a gruff voice
  17. >As we both jumped out from under the sheets, we saw a man with a hawaiian shirt, a ludicrous mustache, and a handgun pointed at me
  18. >"DAD!" - yelled out Aryan Beauty angrily
  19. >As his expression changed from rage to surprise, however, he lowered it
  20. >"Oh hey. It's you Norman. Say, sonny, are you using a condom?" - he asked, to which I nodded nervously
  21. >"Good boy. Now, you kids have fun, you hear?" - he said as he holstered his gun and left the room
  22. >As he did, Aryan's mom took a peek, a nooze on her shoulder - "Goodnight kids!" - she said as she closed the door
  23. >Cooling her temper, Aryan Beauty turned to me, fluttering her eyes
  24. >"So, where were we?" - she asked playfully, biting her lip
  25. >"I-uh... yeah." - I answered
  26. >There was only one problem
  27. >Norman Jr. was scared
  28. >He refused to come out and play
  29. >Intimidated by such a great mustache