Title:           Normal Norman - 'MURRICA Day
Author:          Octavianon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1M91GGFC
First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:22:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 02:22:45 PM CDT

>Be Norman
>4th OF JULY!
>'MURICA DAY!
>Dad organized a huge barbecue on our yard, and invited pretty much everyone he could fit in there
>Naturally, I went to sit down with my friends
>"Hey, where's Orange?" - I asked, not seeing her there
>"Shis prepaapping da firwoshsho." - said Blue, before passing out, face-slamming the table
>"Holy shit. How much did she have?!" - I asked, Brad shaking a single can - "Wow. Never thought she was such a lightweight."
>"I know man. Anyway, AJ and her family are setting up the fireworks." - said Brad, pointing to the Apple Family working on the side
>They were bringing in rockets, sparklers, crackers, barrels of gunpowder, and something that looked like it was meant to hit Moscow
>"Don't worry Normy, I got you covered." - said Pink, flashing a huge fire extinguisher from under the table
>"I don't get it. What's the point of all this?" - asked Purple
>"Oh, right, I forgot, you're not American." - I said
>"Well you see darling, 4th of July is the celebration of the day America gained independence from the British." - answered my beautiful venus
>"Say, you've been practicing the anthem, right Twilight?" - asked Brad - "Come on, show us what you've got."
>Nervously, Purple got up - "Alright. But I still haven't learned it completely."
>"Oh say can you see"
>"By the dawn's... the dawn's..."
>"Shiny lights, how great America is"
>"And how its Captain fights for freedom"
>"Ok, I've got nothing..." - she said, sitting back down, embarrased
>"HEY EVERYBODY, FIREWORKS ARE READY!" - yelled Orange over a mic, as a single one was launched, exploding in a shower of red, white, and blue, to great cheers
>"Hope y'all enjoy the sh- wait, APPLEBLOOM, NO!"
>The gigantic rocket suddenly took off
>It flew into the distance, hitting an apartment building, showering its surroundings with patriotism
>Unexpectedly, it then appeared to return, exploding over my house, covering the sky with black, red, and orange, and some text
>"DEUTSCHLAND, BITCHES!"