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Canter U: Day X2 [The Project]

By: OPtimisticAnon on Dec 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 10.94 KB  |  hits: 26  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Applejack, What do you mean you can't make it?! We need a draft in to our TA before tomorrow night!"
  2. "Ah'm sorry, sugarcube... Ah think Granny Smith needs me..."
  3. >You could only wonder the amount of lip that Twilight would be giving Fluttershy...
  4. >If she were actually here.
  5. >And what are you doing exactly?
  6. >Hopefully getting to witness a catfight.
  7. >Or tears maybe.
  8. "Cain't ah just work from over the innernet? Y'know... like those new googledoc thingymajiggers..."
  9. >Twilight aughs.
  10. >Jeez... this biology project is really eating away at her sanity.
  11. "Ah gotta go."
  12. >Applejack leaves as Twilight sighs another sigh.
  13. "Can you believe her? Ditching on a group meeting like that!"
  14.  
  15. A. Agree with her
  16. B. Talk about Fluttershy
  17. C. Try to calm her down.
  18. D. Stay silent.
  19.  
  20. >Hey now... no need to freak out.
  21. >Freaking out only makes this job harder.
  22. >And gosh darn it, you want this job done...
  23. >Twilight takes a breath to compose herself.
  24. "You're right... let's get to work."
  25. >Fluttershy's already asleep.
  26. >She's been down with the sickness for a while now, and you can't blame her.
  27. >Ooh Wah Ah Ah Ah.
  28. >School work and sickness is no fun in tandem.
  29. >Your phone vibrates...
  30. >Wonder who that could be.
  31. >Twilight's staring at it.
  32. "Go ahead."
  33. >You pick it up.
  34. >Dash?
  35. >The feels arrow stabs your heart.
  36. >You kinda miss her...
  37. >CU's not quite the same without your girlfriend.
  38. >But… you’re not gonna stop her from chasing her dreams.
  39. Dash: skype tonight?
  40. >Well... your laptop's already on your lap.
  41. >And... you're signed in on Skype.
  42. >Twilight taps away on her keyboard.
  43. "Ready to go, Anon?"
  44. >You open up the Googledoc.
  45.  
  46. A. Sign off Skype.
  47. B. Work anyways.
  48. C. Slack off.
  49.  
  50. >Eh, it'd be bad to sign off on her like that.
  51. >I mean, just because she isn't here anymore doesn't mean she's still not your girlfriend.
  52. >The whole concept of "needing space" is already usually satisfied.
  53. >So you stay logged in.
  54. "Anon?"
  55. >You turn to Twilight.
  56. "How exactly does the invasive plant species affect the local fauna?"
  57. >Um... uh...
  58. >You tell her that you're gonna try to figure that out.
  59. >Gosh darn ecology class.
  60. >Darn it to heck.
  61. >If it wasn't enough walking through the Walk of Shame on a [insert season] night, the department thought it'd be a great idea to do a case study on that forsaken ground!
  62. >To teach about ecology!
  63. >You grumble as you read through some notes.
  64. >Flip through a powerpoint or two...
  65. >And...
  66. >RainyDash is online.
  67. >You write a few statements onto a powerpoint slide befo-
  68. >RainyDash is calling!
  69. >These popups...
  70.  
  71. A. Answer with Video
  72. B. Answer (voice)
  73. C. Decline
  74.  
  75.  
  76. >You click the larger green button.
  77. >And you see a white rectangle before the white balance corrects it, revealing...
  78. >Rainbow hair, frazzled, but tucked back into a pony tail.
  79. >Cyan hoodie, magenta eyes.
  80. >A jersey hung up on the wall.
  81. >And... a small picture flanking it...
  82. >Of you and her.
  83. "Hey you."
  84. >Rainbow Dash smiles faintly as you resist the urge to reach your hand out and touch her face.
  85. >Twilight looks up at you and catches you grinning and waving at your computer.
  86. "Anon, what the heck are you doing?"
  87. >S-skype?
  88. >Dash's eyes widen a bit as her smile widens.
  89. "Is that Twilight?! Heya, egghead!"
  90. >She can't hear Dash. Headphones still plugged in.
  91. >Rainbow says hi.
  92. "O-oh... you're talking to Rainbow?"
  93. >Twilight staggers in her approach to you for a bit, before sighing.
  94. "Hi there, Rainbow Dash."
  95. >Twilight says it audibly enough for Rainbow to hear, as you unplug your headphones, letting Dash's voice escape your speakers.
  96. "Good to hear from ya, Twilight! How's Anon?"
  97. "He's... got a project to do! Now while it'd be rude of me to cut you two LOVEBIRDS off... We need to get back to work!"
  98. >Yikes.
  99. "I uh... can hang up if you want me to."
  100. >Twilight sighs.
  101. "You know my answer."
  102.  
  103. A. Apologize and hang up.
  104. B. Keep her on the line.
  105. C. Calm Twilight down.
  106.  
  107. >Yeah, this project’s been eating you for a while now and it’s hie time that you should put some work into it.
  108. “I getcha… It’s totally cool, dude. I got things to write too.”
  109. >Miles away and she’s still the broest of bros.
  110. >Dash smiles and fists you over the internet.
  111. >You comply with your respective fist towards your camera.
  112. “Love ya, Anon.”
  113. >You smile.
  114. “SEE YA TWILIGHT!”
  115. >Twilight looks up and is like,
  116. “[spoiler]Yeah whatever betch.[/spoiler]”
  117. >You hang up, smiling.
  118. >Okay, back to work…
  119. “Is Applejack even home yet? Goodness, we could really use her help right now.”
  120. >Well instead of bitching about it, why doesn’t she just work?
  121. >Guess it’s not fair to have other people do your work for you.
  122. >You and Twilight exchange a few business words about biology, while intermittently typing words and posting pictures onto a powerpoint slide.
  123. >Your fingers feel a bit cold when you take a break from typing.
  124.  
  125. A.  Keep working
  126. B. Take a break
  127. C. Distract Twilight
  128.  
  129. >Whoa! It says on Facebook that Shining Armor has a girlfriend!
  130. >Twilight sneezes… but goes back to work.
  131. >Coincidental? At least it was a reaction.
  132. >Gah, when was the last time you played League?
  133. >You’ve been so caught up in midterms and club activities…
  134. >You haven’t had too much time to slack off.
  135. “Oh, no no no, Anon… You’re not playing League right now.”
  136. >What about that new movie? Uh…
  137. >Hunger Games?
  138. “Anon… if you’re not gonna help out, then I swear I’m going to go apeshit right now… and you don’t wanna see me like that.”
  139. >Well shit.
  140. >You’ve seen quiet Twilight.
  141. >You’ve seen flirty Twilight.
  142. >You’ve even seen batshit crazy Twilight.
  143. >But… angry Twilight?
  144. >You can feel the anger in her voice raise your body temperature.
  145.  
  146. A. Go to your room.
  147. B. Get back to work.
  148. C. Apologize.
  149.  
  150. >Sorry.
  151. “Sorry’s not gonna get this project done!”
  152. >Well shit, bitch. You just unlocked a world o-
  153. “I’m sorry Anon… You know how much this project means to me… and I’m super stressed about it already…”
  154. >You get up out of your seat and make some hot cocoa to keep you warm. Does Twilight want any?
  155. “Sure… if you’re making some.”
  156. >You make enough for two mugs.
  157. >And take a sip out of yours before returning back to the table.
  158. >Twilight smiles as she stops typing and puts her hands around the warm porcelain.
  159. “I just really need some help, because I’m practically doing this whole thing… It’s not fair. [spoiler]And we hardly have enough data as it is… Gah, we need to visit the site again… [/spoiler] ”
  160. >You chose to hear only the things outside of the spoilers.
  161. >So… she’s basically implying you’re not contributing in any way?
  162. >Twilight gets up and puts on a jacket.
  163. >Oh baby, it’s cold outside.
  164. “Well… Anon? Are you coming or do I have to do this whole project mysel- oh, wait…”
  165. >What the hell is wrong with this bitch?
  166.  
  167. A. Argue with Twilight.
  168. B. Stay inside and work.
  169. C. Go with her.
  170.  
  171. >You tell her that you can continue working on the powerpoint while she’s gone.
  172. >Twilight sighs.
  173. “Okay… sounds good… I’ll be back soon.”
  174. >Twilight opens the door, letting a cold breeze in, before stepping out.
  175. >Typical you.
  176. >Always making Twilight take long cold walks in very sketchy areas.
  177. >Of course, let the frail nerdy girl make an adventure at this hour of the night.
  178. >She’ll be safe.
  179. >You pop back under the covers of your blanket, leaving your arms out to type away.
  180. >Let’s get some words on there.
  181. >Yeah, a lot of words.
  182. >And more pictures of plants.
  183. >Wait…
  184. >You don’t have enough pictures.
  185. >You pull out your phone and shoot a text.
  186. Twilight (more pictures): -NO RESPONSE-
  187. >She’ll be fine… right?
  188. >You go back to running through more notes.
  189.  
  190. A. Keep working. (2)
  191. B. Girls hall.
  192. C. Skype
  193.  
  194. >You log back on Skype.
  195. >Hopefully Rainbow’s still online.
  196. >And… she is?
  197. >Yup!
  198. >You shoot her a call.
  199. “Anon? Did you get Twilight out of your hair?”
  200. >Yup! Let’s just say she’s getting the cold shoulder now.
  201. >Heheheh…
  202. >Rainbow Dash sneezes.
  203. “Yeah, we’re still practicing in this weather, can you believe that?”
  204. >Hardly.
  205. >You hear typing coming from Rainbow Dash’s end.
  206. >Working on an essay?
  207. “Yeah… it’s weird. Ever since we uh… y’know… got together… I actually enjoy writing now.”
  208. > [spoiler]OP pls.[/spoiler]
  209. “Where is Twilight anyways?”
  210. >Walk of shame.
  211. >Dash squints at you.
  212. “What the hell did you do?”
  213. >You smirk and tell her that it’s for science.
  214. “You what?”
  215. >Oh, right… you didn’t make the sex on Twilight.
  216. “Then who did?”
  217. >No one, she’s just out there, doing some research.
  218. “Egghead.”
  219.  
  220. A. Continue working (2)
  221. B. Find Twilight
  222. C. “Goof around” with Rainbow Dash.
  223.  
  224. >Rainbow Dash, written into a story, talking over Skype.
  225. >That’s, like, three whole layers of fake sex that you passed up on.
  226. >Great job!
  227. “Yeah, you probably should go find her.”
  228. >Dash smiles and hangs up.
  229. >You toss on a hoodie, put on your shoes, grab a flashlight and you’re out the dooo-oh my goodness it’s cold.
  230. >You bundle yourself up, throw on your hood and begin your trek.
  231. >Holy shit…
  232. >You fidget with your hands in your pockets as you approach the deciduous walkway of trees.
  233. >The Walk of Shame.
  234. >Wow.
  235. >Such memories.
  236. >Much girl.
  237. >These trees could probably host a very slender man…
  238. >Well… hopefully Twilight’s okay.
  239.  
  240. A. Wait nearby.
  241. B. Search
  242. C. Leave
  243.  
  244. >inb4 silly trope about rescuing Twilight from band of attackers, thus causing her to fall in love with you, k-drama style.
  245. >inb4 long distance relationship with dash ruined because twilight makes sex upon you.
  246. >The first one more so… because no way in hell could you fight a group of guys, let alone one guy.
  247. >You’ve been a bit lazy ever since Dash left.
  248. >You take a few steps into the poorly lit forest, turning on your flashlight.
  249. >The leaves and soil crunch beneath your feet.
  250. >There are no notes on the trees, so that’s a good sign.
  251. >All of the sudden, you hear a noise, causing you to freeze.
  252. >Because the wind had already gotten you that close to frozen.
  253. >A sound of the leaves crunching in the distance.
  254. >Quietly, getting louder and closer.
  255. >It’s coming from behind you.
  256. >Oh lord.
  257. >You whip around and feel a body collide into you.
  258. >Arms wrap around you, is this how you die?
  259. “Anon! Th-thank goodness you’re out here.”
  260. >Twilight?
  261. >She’s hugging you pretty tightly.
  262. >Did she get what she wanted?
  263. “Y-yeah… I did.”
  264. >She hugs you even tighter.
  265.  
  266. >After one jumpcut and more useless dialogue, you and Twilight are safely tucked away into the security of your dorms.
  267. >So what happened out there? Why was Twilight running?
  268. >Twilight sighs as you sniffle a bit.
  269. “I’m not sure… I was just at our transect, looking at the plants… Then I saw you out there. I’m happy you came.”
  270. >So… that’s what this was about?
  271. >A super elaborate way to compliment you?
  272. >Wow, OPtimistic’s really losing his touch.
  273. >Twilight stretches before sitting back down.
  274. >What’s wrong? Did she land funny?
  275. “Not sure… my butt’s pretty sore though.”
  276.  
  277. End Day X2