- >Alarm ringing. Aw fuck.
- >You get out of bed slowly, seeing a snoring Spike.
- >You smack that clock like its your cock.
- >8 AM. Maybe you could afford to wake up a bit later.
- >Slowly, you get to your desk and check your regulars.
- >E-mail, Facebook, and Youtube.
- >You've missed out on a few of your subs. You'll watch them later when you've got time.
- >Celestia's sent you an email saying how lab work is gonna run late tonight, and she'll need yours and Twilight's help.
- >Shower it up, V-neck and jeans. It's not THAT cold yet.
- >You head out of your hall and wait for your science major friends come out.
- >You get a granola bar and chomp on it while you watch the Today Show.
- >Soon enough, Fluttershy comes out, followed by Applejack.
- >And yo' boothang, Twilight.
- >She gives you a hug and a good morning, and you all get out of the hall.
- >Applejack starts to talk about a dream she had where she was actually working on a strawberry farm.
- >She looked so in withdrawal that she opens her bag and eats her apple breakfast.
- >You four take your seats in the lecture hall.
- >You let out a nice yawn before professor bio starts professing about bio.
- A. Notes
- B. Slack off/Nap
- C. Ditch class.
- D. Text ______.
- >Time to try. You put your phone on silent and put it in your backpack.
- >You mean business today.
- >You get out your pencil and paper this time and scritch scratch some notes down.
- >Today you make extra effort of not adding extra e's at the end of words.
- >The professor goes on about gap junctions and plasmodesmata and how they're the same but different.
- >See, one's in plantse and the othere is in animalse.
- >Fuck.
- >You erase your mistakes and keep on taking notes.
- >The professor eventually tells the class that the Bio midterm is going to be next week on Monday.
- >Fluttershy smiles.
- "Oh my... that's a blessing. At least it won't get in the way of the chemistry midterm."
- >But... all the more time to dread the test...
- >And it'll also be after a weekend! That won't be fun.
- >You see Twilight looking a bit worried.
- >Class lets out and Applejack and Fluttershy go to their next respective classes.
- >Leaving you with Twilight... who's not walking that close to you.
- "Can we get something to eat, Anon?"
- >You head to the campus store to get your snackage on and you two park it at a table.
- >She sighs deeply before opening her bag of Bugles.
- A. figure out what's up.
- B. business talk
- C. distracting "business" talk
- >You try to outdo her sigh with an even bigger sigh.
- >This gets her to smile and lean on you.
- >What's on her mind?
- "Oh... y'know... midterm's coming up?"
- >You've never experienced college midterms before... so you play it off like a boss.
- >You tell her that there's nothing to worry about, and how that stress only makes her perform worse...
- >And you tell her you're not into THAT kind of stress.
- >She smirks and hits you lightly.
- >You take some more of her Bugles as you two sit in silence for a bit.
- "Aren't you worried about midterms?"
- >High school midterms weren't bad... who's to say that college midterms aren't just as easy?
- >Bad mindset, Anon.
- >You proceed to reassure her that there's nothing to worry about on your end...
- >Considering how you guys have been nerding it up for the past 7 days.
- >You finish up her Bugles before the both of you head off to chemistry.
- >You tuck your snacks away in your backpack before you walk in the lecture hall.
- >Bag snacks are like wine.
- >Extremely classy.
- >Professor reminds you all that the midterm is on Friday.
- >Twilight shrinks in her chair...
- >Revealing a Trixie in her wake. She hasn't noticed you yet.
- A. pay attention to class
- B. talk to Twilight
- C. talk to Trixie
- D. Slack off / nap.
- E. Text _______.
- >It... is Trixie, right?
- "Oh... hello Anonymous... and Sparkle. How was your weekend?"
- >Twilight sinks even further. She must be embarrassed about the whole Flash Sentry episode.
- >You give her the skinny. Talking about how it was pretty uneventful, other than the party.
- >All you did was study and play Lea-
- >Fuck... rule #1. Never tell a girl that y-
- "You play League of Legends?"
- >You got Twilight's attention.
- >D-does she?
- "It has been Trixie's greatest challenge climbing the fabled solo queue, but I will one day reach Diamond!"
- >Somebody to the right of her asks her to keep her voice down.
- >She pipes down a bit.
- >You ask her if she would be interested in joining up to make a ranked team with you, Spike, and Twilight.
- "I have to deal with Sparkle on the team? I only play top. Top or feed. GG Baddies."
- >You're not even playing a game right now.
- >Out of context gg's really show the enthusiastic autism
- >You tell her that she's on the team.
- >Now you just gotta find one more person.
- >Class ends and the three of you head out, talking League strats.
- A. Get some lunch
- B. Go back to the dorms
- C. Study in the library.
- >Twilight tries to make peace with her, by complimenting her hoodie.
- >It is a nice hoodie... got dem elbow pads and errthang.
- >She yucks it up at the compliment, telling you how she got it from the fur of the tiger form of Zeus himself.
- >You tell the two that you're hungry and you walk to go get some lunch.
- >They follow you, as Twilight lectures about how Garen isn't really a bad champ.
- >Shitstorm occurs behind you, while you make it to the lunch lines.
- >They're serving some kind of enchilada today. Not sure how much of it you want, so you stack the rest of your plate with glorious guacamole.
- >And cookies and cake, and all that fun.
- >Oh man. This is at least another 5 extra hours in the gym.
- >Looking across the hall, you see Rainbow Dash walking fine and eating lunch with her team...
- >Well... she's back to normal... ish.
- >Twilight and Trixie join you at the table.
- >You poke at your enchilada, while Trixie scarfs hers down.
- >It's like she hasn't eaten in years.
- A. Twilight.
- B. Trixie.
- C. Rainbow Dash
- D. Seconds / Ice Cream.
- >Didn't CU's soccer team win championships... like... last year or something?
- >Babby Cups don't count.
- >You pass up the chance to meet a Division 2 Girls Soccer team, featuring extremely attractive athletic girls... to talk to the two girls in front of you.
- >You make small talk, complaining how you don't really like enchiladas all that much.
- "C-can I have some please?"
- >You slide Trixie your plate but not before taking one last bite to sustain you.
- >You then go to tell them how "Ya Es Hora", the Chicano club on campus, makes really good tacos.
- >You remember a week ago when you had them.
- >Glorious.
- >Lunch goes on when something pops in your head.
- >Hell, you know you only have 4 people on board now, but...
- >You ask them what they want to name the League team.
- "How about... Smarticle Particles?"
- "No no no... that would never work out. How about... Trixie and Slaves?"
- >Fucking shit.
- >Palm meets face.
- >Well... it's not like you have anything better... do you?
- >You look down at your plate...
- >How about Fudge Brownies?
- >They nod in unison.
- >You'll have to confer with Spike though.
- >You text him and he agrees with you.
- >And member #5... you'll still need to find.
- >You finish up your food and you wave hello to Rainbow Dash on your way out the door.
- >Trixie and Twilight go on ahead of you as you make your way to Chem Lab... and that glorious Celestia booty.
- >You say goodbye to Trixie and bring Twilight with you to sit next to Applejack.
- >Celestia pulls the two of you aside before you can get the chance to sit to remind you about late night lab work.
- >You remember immediately. This might mean no League tonight.
- >Celestia begins explaining the lab... by writing on the lower part of the chalkboard.
- >She arches her back some. Mmm.
- >Thermodynamix.
- A. work on lab.
- B. Applejack.
- C. Twilight
- D. Celestia
- E. goof off.
- >You try to set up the calorimeter as quick you as you can so you can get to the time waiting part.
- >Because all labs have that time waiting part.
- >Perfect time to goof off.
- >While water heats on the hotplate, you excuse yourself from your group to talk to that booty cutie.
- >implying you have a chance with a grad student
- >You walk up to her and ask about later tonight...
- >Is tonight gonna be long and hard in your lab?
- >That is... you're asking:
- >Tonight = dick
- >lab = her inverse dick
- >But you're real smooth about it.
- >What's in store for tonight?
- "Well... we have a time sensitive experiment tonight, but the in between time is a few hours, that we'll need to check up on every so often."
- >No innuendo there... should you give up?
- >Eh. Maybe later.
- >You head back to your group and finish up the lab,
- >Afterwards you head to Celestia's lab with Twilight.
- A. Work by yourself.
- B. Twilight
- C. Celestia
- >You goggle and coat up and follow Celestia and ask if she needs help with anything.
- >She tells you that she needs to set up the time sensitive experiment and she has a four hand experiment that you'd be perfect for.
- >You oogle at what Celestia does, gracefully pipetting liquid after liquid into a volumetric flask.
- >She's really good with her hands.
- >In a matter of minutes, and a good explanation or two, she's gotten her stuff done.
- >You follow her and sit next to the fume hood where you help Celestia by handing her liquids and tips.
- >It's a really complex process that i'm too lazy to explain or think of
- "Okay... now, Anon... follow me to the storage room. We need more samples."
- >Twilight looks a little too focused to be disturbed, so you tag along.
- >It's a long walk, so Celestia strikes up conversation.
- "So, Twilight tells me you and her had a really fun weekend?"
- >Yep! You tell her everything except the fact that you punched a guy and fucked Twilight.
- "Sounds interesting. I spent mine with my sister. Nothing special."
- >What was her name? Moonie?
- "Luna."
- >Right... of course.
- >She opens the door to the storage room. It's a pretty chilly room with a load of boxes, bottles, an ice chest, and a walk in freezer.
- "Oh... this isn't good. Some other grad student rearranged everything in here!"
- >This'll be a long search.
- >Celestia checks the freezer.
- A. small talk
- B. business talk
- C. "business" talk
- D. search for the samples.
- >You look in the freezer too, but keep your distance from Celestia.
- "Did you find it yet, Anonymous?"
- >Nope... It's pretty cold in here though...
- "Fun fact: Sperm count raises in colder temperatures."
- >Fascinating.
- >You turn around after checking your side of the freezer.
- >Celestia's trying to reach to the highest shelf. Her shirt lifts up and you can see her midsection... and a whale of a tail.
- >Hmm. Did she find it?
- >She turns around, showing you a pair of nipples through her shirt.
- >Nice job, Anon.
- "Yeah, I did... but you're taller than me. Can you get it please?"
- >Tall? Since when? You get the box of samples and hand them to Celestia.
- >Back to the lab again
- >Yo, This whole rhapsody
- >Yo better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him.
- >Lose yourself in the musi-
- >Celestia inoculates the sample once you guys get back, and it's back to the waiting period.
- A. Help Twilight
- B. Work by yourself
- C. Talk to Celestia
- >Celestia's on the computer entering data from her lab notebook.
- "Hey Anon... need something?"
- >Yeah... back in the freezer... you uh...
- >What makes you think this'll work now? Twilight's here!
- >You get a plan.
- >You left your... ID card back at the freezer.
- "Oh... here, take mine and just use it."
- >Yup this isn't working.
- >You guys messed that one up.
- >And who knows when the next late lab night's gonna be?
- >After a few hours, you ugys finish up the time sensitive experiment and you head back to the dorms with Twilight.
- "Bye you two... keep it clean! I'm headed to my apartment."
- >You wave her goodbye and Twilight takes your hand as you two walk back.
- >9 PM.
- A. League
- B. Goof around in the lobby
- C. Work/Study
- >Twilight tells you how she's going to study as soon as she gets back to her room.
- >Damn, that breaks your streak of having sex on consecutive days.
- >Or does it?
- >Yeah, it does.
- >You probably should follow suit.
- >You go back to your room and freshen up and hit the books.
- >Spike's playing League as usual.
- >You toss on some music and begin the reading.
- >While you have your book set up on the desk, you're filling out all of the online homework.
- >You rage a little on the inside when you submit the right answer and the website says you're wrong and shows you the same answer.
- >Fucking shit level education.
- >But you know... you're gonna get a good grade on these midterms, then Twilight's gonna suck your dick for being smart as fuck, brah.
- >Then you will have brought honour upon your famiry.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzjpOMez4nw
- End day 8.
- Day 8 Summary:
- Studied.
- Contributed to the human compendium of knowledge.
- Gained Trixie as a Top Laner
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Canter U: Day 8 Monday [Another Day in the Office]
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