Canter U: Day 6 Saturday [First College Party!]

>You slowly get up to hearing the rapid clicking of a mouse.

>Cracking your eyes open, you look across the room.

>Spike's sitting at his desk, playing League of Legends most likely.

>Whew... what time is it?

>You tried to sleep in... it is Saturday, after all.

>You look at the clock. 10:30. Good enough.

"Hey, big guy. Wanna play a few?"

>You shake your head slowly and tell him maybe later.

>You freshen up a bit and head out to the lounge.

>Rarity and Applejack are doing their laundry.

>Rainbow Dash is watching a bit of TV, still resting her ankle.

"Mornin' Anon!"

>Saturday morning... What to do?

 

A. Cartoons.

B. Breakfast.

C. Work/study.

D. Leaguefest.

 

>We know what's most important here.

>Food time.

>You head back into the lounge's kitchen and start cooking up some eggs.

>That's really all you know how to make.

>You crack the eggs, and start beating them.

>Garlic salt makes everything better.

>>>/ck/

>I need to stop telling you about the other boards of 4chan, lest we break a global rule.

>It's starting to smell pretty nicely!

>You hear something behind you.

>Dash is standing up and walking slowly toward you.

"Smells good, Anon? Is that for me? You still owe me, dude."

>Good thing you cracked four eggs.

>And you're not feeling that hungry.

>You finish up the eggs quickly and dash lel a bit of pepper and cheese over it.

>And a bit of ketchup.

>Ketchup and eggs, anybody?

>Dash grabs your fork and takes a bite.

"You're such a good cook Anon... Maybe you should stay in the kitchen."

>You hurry away from her so she can't take anymore.

>You sit in front of the TV to start eating.

>Cue Dash.

>She keeps taking your fork and eating from your plate.

>Sharing forks... heugh.

>But she's your bro, so it's totally cool, right?

>Just then, Twilight comes out.

"Morning, everybod-... Anon, what are you doing?"

>Dash has a fork in one hand and your wrist in the other.

 

A. Get irate at Dash.

B. Make up a story to make her jealous

C. Spaghet about it.

 

>H-her too.

>While they're both confused, you take your plate down and start shuffing down the eggs as fast as you can.

>The eggs can barely fit in your mouth.

>You feel your eyes water.

"A-anon, you okay?

>Fork.

>Plate.

>Mouth.

>Plate.

>Mouth

>Plate.

>Cheek.

"Anon! Say something, dude!"

>Cheek.

>Nose.

>Plate.

>You're tearing up now.

>Tears streaming down your face.

>But... you finished the eggs.

>Now you run.

 

>Minutes and another facewash later.

>You walk back out.

>You tell Twilight that you owed Dash some food, and you decided to cook.

>And you offer to cook some more.

"Uh... What was that about earlier?"

>Does she want eggs or not?

"Y-y-you too."

>Spaghetti transfer complete.

>Pinkie Pie bounces up into the hall as you're cooking eggs.

"Hiya Nonny! Did you know? There's a Chi Up party tonight! Everybody's gonna be going!"

>Cool story. You consider what's gonna go down.

>If you were single? Maybe nothing.

>But you're not... so... nothing.

>Maybe it'll be worth going.

>You finish your eggs and give 'em to Twilight.

"Tastes great, Anon."

>She smiles and you kiss her forehead.

>Dash is still watching cartoons, and Fluttershy comes in with the puppy.

>It's getting closer to noon.

 

A. Work/study

B. Hang out in the lobby.

C. League it up.

D. Go adventure through campus.

 

>Aww... the puppy's walking!

>So cute.

>It heads over to Applejack and nuzzles against her calf.

"Howdy there, Winona!"

>She pets it and heads back to work.

>They named it... Winona?

"Oh yes, Applejack came and helped me nurse her. And I couldn't think of a good name."

>Fluttershy scratches her belly. Not Winona's... her's.

>Pronoun/Antecedent jokes.

>I'm a science major.

"Plus... I think the wittle girw actuawwy wikes it!"

>Now she's scwatching Winona's bewwy.

>Niggew...

>Nope, didn't make it cuter.

>You go over to pet the puppy, and she barks happily.

>Your hall's door opens.

>Some guy wearing white with blue hair.

"Hey, I don't mean to be the bad guy but uh... remember, there's no pets allowed here."

>Who's that guy? Wasn't he like... an RA or something?

 

>You crash on the couch next to Dash and watch a little bit of TV.

>In a matter of a while, you've managed to waste a few hours.

>It's 3 PM!

 

A. Work/study in your room

B. League it up.

C. Gym time.

D. Visit someone.

E. Lunch time.

 

>You're hungry again... and you're not gonna have anymore eggs again.

>Who wants to get some food?

>Twilight tags along with you to the dining halls.

>Dash gives you a wink on your way out the door and everyone else returns to their work.

>Remember guys. Wink means D.

>While waiting in line, Twilight's mentally reviewing chemistry.

>How can you tell? I'm not sure.

>You start talking to her.

>Cloud 9 HyperX... they're raping NA right now. You certainly hope they win.

>And by that I mean, bandwagon.

>You bandwagon all the time!

>Golden State Warriors, Miami Heat, San Francisco 49ers. TSM.

"Cloud 9 could take it this season!"

>You guys get to your food and you pig out on some really dry chicken.

>Apply ranch for extra flavor.

>Mix ranch with BBQ sauce. Try it one day, it's actually decent.

>Twilight's smiling, playing with her food.

 

A. small talk

B. Business talk

C. "Business" talk.

 

>You look up at Twilight from your food and ask her one thing.

>Did she like the movie last night?

>She looks a bit embarrassed.

"A-a-anon! Come on... we're in public!"

>She's getting really loud.

>You tell her how much you enjoyed the movie... and you tell her how the directors are planning a "sequel".

>She catches your drift and blushes.

"Do you really want to?"

>She sounds unsure and reserved.

>Nah, not really.

>OF COURSE YOU DO. Sex is like... your mission or something.

"Umm... we'll see, because Rarity might go to that party tonight... we might be all alone."

>You stay extra to get more ice cream and you go back to the dorms with Twilight.

 

A. League

B. Work/study

C. Hang out in the lobby.

 

>You bring your laptop to the lobby.

>Dash and Flash are playing Brawl on the communal Wii.

>Twilight's already beat you to the punch and they're looking through one biology book.

>Girls sharing books.

>Now they're like... totally making out and scissoring and tribbing or whatever.

>You shake your head clear and sit next to them and open up the laptop.

>You try to avoid Opera browser and its Turbo capabilities so that you can get some work done.

>You open up some of Celestia's lab protocol and actually read it.

>Hey, you've gained the ability to work solo in lab!

>finditem.wav

>Fluttershy asks you a couple questions about plant cells, and their organelles while you watch the highlights of LCS that you missed.

>Twilight steals the answers out of your mouth.

>You're totally learning, right?

>After checking Facebook and watching some more Grumps, you're trying to get Skate or Die out of your head.

>Applejack joins the study group, asking about valence electrons or some shit.

>It's 6PM

 

A. Play League

B. Play some Brawl

C. Gym it up.

D. Keep working.

 

>You close your laptop and, jump on the couch and pick up a GC controller.

"Ready to get your ass kicked, brah?"

"Yeah, Anon. You're gonna get wrecked."

>Says the two plebs playing with Wii remotes.

>You pick Meta Knight, who's basically the meta of the whole game.

>Rainbow picks Fox and Flash picks Snake.

>You spam Tornado all game.

>The B button never had so much love before.

>And you win!

>That's all Brawl is.

>You continue to play for a bit.

>Sweet Dreams Baybee.

"It's not even night time!"

>Dash is slowly getting more and more frustrated.

"OH... MY GOD! Meta Knight's so cheap! "

>She stands up and hits you.

>What a cuntbro.

>On the way back, she bangs her ankle on the coffee table.

>The sun goes down. It's about 7 PM.

>After kicking their asses to the ground, you tell them that you're going to the gym.

>Dash perks up!

"Sweet, something I can kick your ass in!"

>She probably could use it too, considering her being bedridden for a couple days.

>You two walk to the gym slowly. She can't run in this ankle.

"I guess we're just going to have to lift today. Think you can keep up, Anon?"

>You try to pick leg lifts for today.

"W-what? I mean... Y-yeah! I can do it!. I need to get these babies strong again."

>She's running her hand up her thigh.

>mmm.

>Dash spends most of her time on the stationary bike and the calf lifting machine, leaving you to do your own thing.

>Applejack and that big buff dude from your hall are playing basketball in the gym with some randoms.

"Oh, howdy Anon! Wanna play a bit? We need someone for 3v3!"

inb4 SSA plot device.

 

A. Join the team

B. Lift

C. Just watch.

 

>Didn't you know that your older cousin is actually Kobe Bryant?

>You also didn't know that Kobe Bryant is arguably currently the worst basketball player in the NBA.

>Only because he can't even run right now, due to injury.

>Other than that, he's really good.

>I love you, Kobe, if you're in here.

Meeting two heroes in one day? Nah.

>In any case you join their team.

>Tennis is kinda like basketball, right?

>You try not to embarrass yourself.

>The buff guy has the ball up top.

>You're standing completely still, trying not to make eye contact.

>Because... as you've learned from your experience with girls.

>You make eye contact... you want the balls.

>He dribbles by you, and his defender runs into you.

"Nice screen, Anon!"

>You're telling you... that you can win by getting in the way of people?

>Perfect.

 

 

>Despite not scoring any points and basically indirectly helping the team succeed, you three win the game.

>Just like League.

>Well, it doesn't help your confidence any that you were playing scrawny Chinese exchange students.

>Afterwards you find Dash and head back with her to the dorms.

"I'm... a bit tired... and my leg is sore! Can you carry me, Anon?"

>She leans onto you and she looks pink... almost red.

"D-don't get the wrong idea... i-its not like I like you or anything."

>Wait for it...

"B-baka."

>Tsundere Dash successfully written.

 

A. Carry her.

B. Let her use you as a crutch.

C. Let her walk herself.

 

subchoice.

1. small talk

2. business talk

3. "business" talk

 

>You sling her arm around her shoulder and she continues to hobble along.

>She work out her legs too much or something?

"Y-yeah... It's not as easy as it used to be."

>Does she think this'll be a problem for the rest of the season?

"I... I'd hope not."

>She's looking kinda sad.

"I mean, I just worked so hard in high school for this scholarship, y'know? and I'm definitely putting their money to good use, being injured."

>Shitshitshit, change subject.

>So... you ask about the team.

"One of our goalies is blonde. She looks like she can't see properly, but she's really just keeping an eye on the ball, and an eye on the goal. She's really good."

>After operation small talk, you make it back to the dorms and shower up.

>Dash even lets you borrow her strawberry mango aloe shea-ampoo

>Now you're fresh to death.

>I grant thee, the blessing of aromagic, my son.

>You smell great and feel even better.

>And you remember to BRO-TEIN.

>It's 8PM

>While making shakes for you and your bro you see Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Applejack all gussied up.

>And by that I mean

looking like sluts.

>Going to the party?

"Yuparoonie! You should come too if you want!"

>Pink gives you the address and you down your shake and give Dash hers.

>What about Rarity?

>Fluttershy turns to you.

"Oh... she said she didn't want to go. She looked like she was designing something."

>Rarity's gonna be in her room all night. Which means... no Twilight fandangling... unless...

>Hmm.

>Well... the night goes on, you guess.

 

A. Devise a plot to get Rarity out of the dorms (elaborate with this, I have something but I'd like to see what you guys can come up with)

B. League it up.

C. Chill with your bro.

 

>You get to thinking... How are you gonna get Rarity out of the dorms?

>Spike.

>You rush to your room and ask him if he wants to go to the party.

"Eh, I'm not sure... I'm thinking of Leaguing tonigh-"

>You have a hot date for him.

>He starts to get fresh.

>You run out into the lobby and steal Dash's ID card, getting you access into the girls' hall.

>Twilight's room.

>Knock knock.

>It's Twilight... and as you expected, Rarity.

"Hey Anon... You smell good."

>She kisses y-

>kwhateverbitchsaveitforlater

>You tell Rarity to go to the party, you've lined up a sweet date for her.

>She looks kinda shocked.

"Darling... I don't want a da-"

>You grab her wrist and throw her out the girls hall.

>She looks slutty enough.

>You follow to see if Spike picked up the kill.

>You're best support NA.

>He gives you a thumbs up as they both head out the door.

"Anon? What are you doing, dude?"

>Rainbow's chilling on the couch.

>You tell her how you created this elaborate plan so that no one's in the dorms so you can fuck Twilight again.

"Everyone but me! Can I jump in?"

>You motion her to come on in.

>She's taking forever to get up.

>She downs her protein shake, turns off the TV, stretches a bit.

>You don't have time for this shit.

>You show Dash that you've been lifting and you fireman carry her into Twilight's room.

"Anon! What's Rainbow Dash doing in here?"

>You tell her about the master plan.

"A Threesome?! How could you think that? What kind of girl do you think I am?"

>Oh no.

"And plus... you're my girlfriend and I'm your boyfriend! We can't bring any of your friends into this."

>Twilight confused the words again. Cute.

>She's also blushing something mad.

>Dash takes off her tanktop and you do the same.

"Anon, no.. you're supposed to be mine alone."

 

A. Warm her up.

B. Start with Rainbow to get her jealous.

C. Abort mission and just get freaky with Twilight.

 

>You lean in towards Rainbow.

>And she backs up a bit...

"Hey now, bro. Let's not get crazy now."

>You whisper to her to play along... so this'll work out.

>She looks unsure, embarrassed.

"I-i'm not sure that I wanna go through with this anymore."

>She's blushing. Go in for the kill, Anon.

>You kiss Rainbow Dash.

>Your lips press against hers, soft and warm.

"Mm-mmnnn~"

>She closes her eyes kisses back with equal force.

>Twilight looks devastated.

>You pull away from a disappointed Dash.

"A-anon~"

>Twilight's watching in horror.

"Anonymous! How could you?"

>She runs off sobbing.

btw the right choice was A.

>You sigh and start to follow her, when Dash grabs your wrist.

 

A. go after her.

B. Stay with Rainbow.

C. Go play Call of Duty

 

>You shake free of Dash's grasp and walk out of the room.

"Anon... wait!"

>You ignore everything and head to the lobby and fire up the Xbox.

FORGIVE ME NOT BEN STILLER, I BLAME THE AUDIENCE.

>You gotta play some CoD... NOW.

>You sign into Xbox LIVE and set up your classes before hopping onto a game of Demolition.

>You're running around with a silenced SMG, just killing people.

>WOW THIS GAME'S THE BEST ITS SO FUN

>You're gonna stop playing League.

>You're gonna find friends and make a professional MLG team

>You're gonna stop having sex.

>Oh... did you screw something up earlier?

>Yeah, thats right!

>You didn't plant the bomb at A!

>Fucking snipers.

 

End day 6?

LEL maybe. I'll give it some thought.

 

>Your lips press against hers, soft and warm.

"Mm-mmnnn~"

>She closes her eyes kisses back with equal force.

>Twilight looks devastated.

>You pull away from a disappointed Dash.

"A-anon...~"

>Twilight's watching in horror.

"Anonymous! How could you?"

>She runs off sobbing.

>You sigh and start to follow her, when Dash grabs your wrist.

 

A. Chase after Twilight

B. Stay with Rainbow Dash.

 

>You turn back to Rainbow Dash.

>She's smiling, excited.

"Anon..."

>You lean in to kiss her ag-

 

Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm still busting up about the derail.

Gimme a minute.

Whew... okay, let's do this.

 

>You lean in to kiss her again, and she meets you with bated breath.

>She lets you into her mouth, tenderly inviting your tongue inside.

>Drawing the Dreamcast logo in her mouth, you move your hands from the sides of her face to the sides of her body.

>Your arms glide along the tone curves and valleys that you'd expect from a college athlete.

"Nnnmmm~"

>She's moaning into that kiss and she's definitely feeling it.

>Keep in mind that you're still in Twilight's room.

>You get her off of her bad ankle and carry her to Twilight's bed.

>Salt in the wound.

>You slide down Rainbow's short shorts, and start to trace her wet outlines through her panties.

>She squirms a bit and groans.

>Each circle you draw with your finger, you make a countercircle with your tongue in her mouth.

>Pulling away from the warmth of the kiss, Rainbow's looking at you like she needs you.

"Anonymous... don't stop."

>Lol why would you stop?

>To play CoD?

>You get fully undressed and get on top of Rainbow, kissing her chest as you return.

>You take the rest of her clothes off too, and get in between her legs.

>As you guide yourself into her, her anticipating smile becomes a wince of pain and a look of pleasure and relief.

>She's so cute.

"You d-d-dummy, don't say stuff like that."

>I made her tsundere. Tsu me.

>She wraps her legs around you as you press deeper inside.

"Mmmnn~"

>You shut her up with a kiss.

>With great thrusts cums great responses.

>I'm getting bad at being funny, aren't I?

>Rainbow Dash...

"C-call me Dashie."

>She wheels over and now all of the sudden, she's on top.

>You two hold hands and lock your fingers with hers, as she bounces and grinds slowly on top of you.

>You feel her getting wetter and wetter with each movement.

>Her toned abs contract with each bounce and you feel her inner thighs rubbing your sides.

>You can see her bouncing and seeing her ankle take the brunt of it, but she doesn't care.

"You feel so awesome, Anon~ I-I... I love you."

>Her grip on your hands tighten as you feel her draw her last breath.

>She tightens up and cums fiercely.

>She collapses on your chest.

>Yeah, you fucked her to death.

"Anon... that was amazing."

>Fuck, she's alive.

>She kisses you.

>You call her Dashie and kiss her back, but she immediately tells you not to call her that.

>You look to your right and see your face plastered against the wall.

>Pataki grade worship wall.

>Then you remember...

>This is Twilight's bed.

>You two spring out of bed, and immediately get to washing her sheets.

>As you get dressed and start spinning the washing machine, you have a good chance to talk to Dashie... Rainbow Dash... Clowncunt Fast.

"Okay... look here, dude. No one hears about this... deal? This stays between you and me."

>and Dashie too.

"Shut uuuup."

>She hits you playfully and laughs.

>Plus if Twilight learns you had hooked up with Rainbow, let alone fucked in her bed, she'd probably go berserk...

>She'd be so lost, it'd be scary.

"Good point... Hopefully she's not doing anything too stupid. Go... go look for her. I'll be okay here."

>What a bro.

"And..."

>She whispers.

"promise Dashie that you'll see her again."

>She winks.

>FWB achieved.

>Check phone.

>From Spike.

"dude, Twi's at the party dancing with some guy."

>You know where you're headed next.

>Headed to the address Pinkie Pie gave you, you walk through the door looking swaggier than ever.

>You barely recognize anybody, but everybody's drinking and dancing.

>Might as well.

>You find a beer and crack it open and drink a bit.

>You see Rarity... and Spike. But not together.

>Maybe you're not the best support.

>After getting the greetings from Ponky Poo, she tells you to have fun and enjoy the party!

>Loud cheers erupt from the middle of the house.

>You walk up and see Twilight "backin dat ass up on a nigga"

>Who's that nigga?

>It's Flash Sentry.

 

A. Start a fight, it's a party, right?

B. Pull Twilight aside, you need to talk.

C. Keep watching, this might get fun.

D. Grind on Flash Sentry locked because of you niggas derailing everything

 

>You're waiting for the best time to hit him.

>Twilight's still standing up, so there could be some collateral damage here if you don't time it right.

>You incite the crowd a bit, starting a quiet cheer.

>Pretty soon, the room's chanting "Twilight"

>She bends over a bit to give Flash Sentry summa dat nerdy booty.

>Your third eye opens. Now is the moment.

>You charge up your fist.

>You feel the strength surge within you.

>At this point... Flash sees you, but it is too late.

>WATASHI WA NO desu desu

>SHINENZUUUUUUUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

>And you clocked that nigga.

>Brotein has been paying off.

>The crowd erupts in cheers!

>That beer definitely helped too.

 

"A-anon?! What are you doing here?"

 

A. Wow, you are one dynamite gal.

B. Baby, you're my forever girl

C. You a fine mo'fucka won't you back dat ass up!

 

or the generic option.

D. I came here to party with you!

 

>You're standing in silence.

"A-non?"

>You're trying to figure out how this goes down in your head.

>Twilight, you want her butt...

>No, that'd never work...

>How about, back that ass up?

>Okay good... let's try it out.

>"You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up!"

http://youtu.be/0CqW3kcPocE?t=58s

>The music starts playing again.

>Twilight starts dancing again.

"WOOOO ANON!"

>She's grinding up against you, booty rubbin up on you.

>Still a little raw from Dashie, but egh.

>It feels nice.

>She reaches to your cheek, still grinding against you and pulls you in for a kiss.

"Hey... Anon... let's have sex tonight... on my bed."

>Dash, hurry up with those sheets.

>You look down and see Flash Sentry still knocked the fuck out.

>You take a couple beers for the road and head out the door.

>Today was a good Saturday.

>College.

 

End Day 6.

Day 6 Summary

Met Dashie.

Got gains

Enemied Flash.

GOT APPRECIATED BY NOT BEN FUCKING STILLER