Canter U: Day 5 Friday

>You lazily wake up this morning. Nothing special.

>After competing to get into the showers first, you get ready for the day.

>V-neck and jeans. Doesn't really get old.

>>>/fa/

>You check your phone and listen to a really nice heartfelt message from your parents. They miss you a bunch.

>kcool

>As you exit your hall, Twilight, Fluttershy and Applejack are waiting in the lobby to walk with you to class.

>Lining dem bitches up.

>You grab a granola bar and head out to class.

>Munching on that shit till you get to campus, Applejack tries to put her accent away.

>But it failed!

>You four take a box of seats in the lecture hall when your phone vibrates.

>Rainbro.

"You OWE me now, Anon."

>You text her back replying how amazing the leftovers were.

>The professor begins to lecture about coelocanths and whatever.

 

A. notes

B. talk to ONE of your party members.

C. goof off/nap

D. make plans: http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ

 

>What in the fuck are coelocanths again?

>For some reason, you picture it driving down the street with the girl you love.

>Fuck you.

>donte.jpg not included.

>You get out your pen and paper and look to see Twilight's already taking some notes... and not slobbering over your swag.

>You take notes for a little bit before pulling out your phone.

>Instagram is littered with drinks from Starbucks.

>You go on a wiki spree.

>After trying to figure out how Kel Mitchell's acting career took off, Twilight urges you back into taking notes.

>You scribble some more stuff down and the professor lets out class early.

>Gotta get down on Friday.

>You got an hour until your next class.

 

A. Hang out with your party.

B. Go back to the dorms

C. Get some food.

 

>After Twilight finishes talking to the professor, you hang with the group after class.

>Moving toward the Greens, you all go by in idle conversation, touching a bit of every subject.

>Well, all except Fluttershy... who just smiles and nods.

>It'd be adorable... but y'know what'd be more adorable?

>If she said words.

>You guys park it on a table amidst the many bustling students on their way to class.

>Twilight sits close to you, sharing your chair almost and leaning on you.

>It took you four the whole week to realize that you're all science majors and pretty much in the same classes.

>Science majors: really smart but not really.

>You guys plan to study together before the midterms and finals and whatnot.

"Oh, Anon, that's a great idea!"

>Twilight kisses your cheek.

"Easy there, lover girl.... So are y'all two an item now?"

>Twilight looks at you.

"Um... Anon?"

 

A. Accept it.

B. Acknowledge it.

C. Deny it.

 

>Um... nnnn-yeeeessssss?

"Anon, what's wrong?"

>You cast off any doubt you had and just accept it.

>Yep. An item.

>Twilight smiles and kisses you again but on those pinkish fleshy things... lips, right.

>You see Fluttershy stir a bit.

"That's... cute."

>SHE SAID WORDS.

>AJ pulls an apple from her bag and eats it while Twi snuggles into you a bit more.

>Summer's fading fast... it's feeling a bit windy.

>The belltower rings 11, and you four head off to class.

>Sitting in chem class next to Twilight. Definitely some chemistry there.

>hurrdurrhurrdurr best joke evar

 

A. notes

B. I'm sure you're gonna take notes. But if not, pick this one.

 

>Sweet, I finally convinced you guys to not be tryhards.

>Tryhards get made fun of and stuffed in lockers.

>You kiss Twilight on the forehead and whip out your phone.

>You check your phone to see that your aunt out in Florida sent you a request for more lives in Candy Crush.

>Candy Crush... your mortal enemy.

>You've lost a couple of friends to Candy Crush...

>It's a real addiction, dude.

>Not League though. You can quit whenever you want. Totally.

>You're like... 2 days clean now. Want a chip?

>You check up on your favorite LCS teams and whatever.

>After that, you doze off.

>Chemistry: Successfully slacked.

>Self reminder to review or get classmates' notes.

>You got two hours to your next class.

>Twilight and AJ have things to do, leaving you with Fluttershy.

>You two begin your walk to the dorms.

 

A. Small talk

B. Business talk

C. "business" talk

 

>So... how about that weather, huh?

>She smiles.

>Guess they don't call it fall quarter for nothing, huh?

>She nods.

>The both of you walk and you see a squirrel run by.

>She brightens up immediately.

>Oh yeah, that's right! She likes animals!

"Oh I do! Ever so much. That squirrel was a cutie!"

>She regales you with all of the pets that she keeps at home and tells you about her aspirations.

"I hope that when I'm done here, I can get accepted into veterinary school! I've always wanted to help the animals."

>Look at her, she's got dreams.

>What about you, Anon?

>Eh, you'll figure it out later.

>Right before you reach the dorms, you hear a small yelping noise.

>Fluttershy recognizes the sound and traces it to its source.

"Oh my gosh! This poor little puppy is a stray!"

>She carries the puppy as she tries to comfort her.

>Rocking back and forth slightly like a baby, the dog slowly lets go of the whining.

"We have to keep it for ourselves!"

>But the pet rules in the dorms...

"FORGET ABOUT THE RULES!"

>The dog starts barking again.

>Oh jeez. You take a step back.

"Oh... I'm sorry, Anonymous... I didn't mean to..."

>You take the dog back into Fluttershy's room, where a bedridden Dash can be found.

"Whoa, a puppy! Awesome!"

>You got a little less than 2 hours till class.

 

A. Stay in the room.

B. Head back to yours.

C. Go to the gym.

 

>You pet the puppy and ask Dash how her ankle is doing.

"I could actually walk today! That's some good progress, right?"

>After proving it to you, she crashes down in bed.

>Fluttershy does her best to nurse the puppy back to health.

>Just as you're about to leave,

"Oh yeah, Anon! You're gonna get me lunch, right?"

>You go back to your room and get dressed for class.

>Muscle class, I mean.

>You head out jogging out of the dorms, passing by Spike and Pinkie chatting it up.

>Giving them a wave, you turn on your ultrawave speed.

>You make it to the gym... panting.

>Cue music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

>You don't know exactly what you're doing... since Dash guided you around last time.

>You hit which ever vacant machine you could do and only remember that 3 sets yield more gains per set than 2 sets.

>Logical, right?

>After doing some situps, you climb to the top of the stairs and yell out.

>DRAGOOOOOOOOOO

 

>After showering up, you head back to class.

>Celestia greets you and smiles and points you to Twilight.

"Thanks for giving her a chance."

>You take a seat and Celestia erases the top of the board, lifting her shirt up a bit.

>Deeyum. Dat body.

"Okay, guys... you know what to do."

>Something about molar mass?

 

A. work on lab

B. goof off

C. talk to Celestia.

 

>You decide to work on the lab.

>And you're gonna prove to Celestia that you're actually competent.

>You get out your calculator and calculate some molar masses on their asses.

>After preparing an acid buffer, you throw that shit in the spectrometer.

>For those of you that don't know, a spectrometer is a machine that detects ghosts.

>Not really

>Beer's law, college. Lol.

>With a little help from Twilight and Applejack, you guys find the concentration of the unknown acid.

>Celestia's impressed by your work and takes your report with a smile.

 

>After the period is over, you and Twilight follow behind Celestia back to her lab.

>Twilight's holding your hand, talking to Celestia about nanoparticles.

>You guys get into her lab and Celestia and Twilight split up and start some work.

>Celestia gives you a basic to-do list of what needs to be done.

 

A. Shadow Twilight

B. Shadow Celestia

C. Work by yourself

D. Wash some dishes.

 

>These are dishes too... and it's really good if they were washed.

>But you're still not sure about protocol or whatever.

>You approach Celly and tell her that you're not yet quite comfortable working by yourself.

>She welcomes you and lets you sit next to her at her workstation.

>From what you can tell, she's putting something through a filter and collecting a sample.

>You take a seat and pay attention as Celestia uses some big ass words to explain herself.

>After she puts her sample in the oven, she takes you to another side of the lab where she's preparing a growth media and more solutions.

>I had a long day at lab today, so I don't feel like explaining.

>Celestia even lets you try out preparing a solution.

>You feel like a character from Breaking Bad...

>...bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZH_21AeF0A

>RIP Germanbro.

>So you make your solution and Celestia shows you how to apply that solution to a bacteria sample to make it grow.

>You throw that into an incubator and you and Celestia have some free time to goof around.

"So... how's Twilight? Isn't she such a nice girl?"

 

A. Sing her praises.

B. Downplay it.

C. Tell her that you're just letting her live out her fantasies.

D. Hit on Celestia.

 

>You're actually starting to like Twilight?

>Hmm... guess that Rarity guy isn't in here yet. (midwriting: Nope... there he is.)

>You tell Celestia how she's really nice.

>She's extremely hardworking and smart.

>Always helps you out with class.

>She plays video games with you.

>And she's kinda cute to boot.

"Yup, that sounds like my Twilight?"

>Is she her little sister or something?

>She then explains to you how she tutored Twilight in math when she was still in elementary school.

>But... there's just a bit of a discrepancy.

"Yeah... you know, you're her first boyfriend."

>Yeah, you can tell. She's a bit clingy at times.

"That... should be expected... but hopefully she'll change as you guys grow a bit closer."

"Finished!"

>Twilight emerges from another side of lab, smiling.

"Wonderful. We managed to finish everything. What say I take you guys out to dinner?"

 

A. Turn her down and take Twilight for food somewhere.

B. Agree to dinner.

C. Turn her down and go alone to the dorms.

 

>Grad students have money? Lol.

>You can't say no to free. Especially food.

>Careful, Anon. Fifteen freshman can testify to the Freshman 15.

>Celestia takes you to the cafe in the town walking distance from CU.

>In it, some smooth jazz is playing while what looks like many other grad students eating some really classy looking sandwiches sipping on some expensive coffee...

>Good thing this is totally free, right?

>Celestia sits you two down at a table where you see your Psych professor, an African girl in zebra print, and a girl that looks like Celestia... but dressed in navy.

"Hey, Sis!"

"Celestia..."

"Hello Celestia! Now now... who are the rest of ya?"

I actually enjoy rhymes, so this should be fun.

>Twilight steals the show.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle, first year chemistry major. And this is Anon, my boyfriend!"

>You smile and shake a couple hands.

"Anonymous, Twilight. Meet my sister Luna, Discord, and Zecora."

"Up-up-up... That's DOCTOR Discord to you, my dear."

>You three order your sandwiches.

>French dip... yup.

 

>You first turn your attention to your Psych professor, telling him how much you enjoy his class.

"Oh yes, you and that little pink ball of energy always seem to stand out the most."

>He takes a bite out of the top of his sandwich. Odd.

>After his spiel about the current fallacies of modern psychology, he gives you his contact info, offering his services if ever you're in a pinch, class related or not.

>Twilight's black bean burger comes in before your french dip. She digs in immediately.

"That looks very good, as you can see. Little miss Twilight is very hungry!

If you can't tell, I love to make rhymes. Creative writing grad students have no free time!"

>She could be a freestyle rapper. You start beatboxing in your head as you listen to her, and accidentally crack a grin at her.

"Gee, Anon... where are you looking? Turn to your left and that's who you're fuc-"

"French dip?"

>YUSSSSSS

>You take your sandwich and let it swim in that aus jus.

"Isn't the French dip here enchanting?"

>Navy Celestia speaks up.

>Since I have no idea how she talks, I'm saving you and I the trouble of writing it and going with...

>She tells you about how she always wanted to understand people.

"I entered college feeling extremely quiet and reserved, but I began to grow as a person. Having an education can really do that to you. You begin to feel empathy for other people. Learn from others to grow yourself. Education helps you to be more aware of what the world you live in really is. Consider this. Does a fish know it lives in water? You don't go to college to get drunk and party and advance yourself in life... You come here to become a better and stronger person... no matter what you learn."

>Life lessons with OPtimistic Anon.

>You swear, she stole that from her graduation speech or something.

"I... also dabble in astrology and dream studies."

>She's blushing a bit now, for dominating the table.

>After you all finish your food, Discord blows your mind with something that I can't mention

because I haven't taken psych yet.

>And everyone begins to disperse.

>Celestia picks up the tab for you two and leaves you two alone in the cafe.

"Well Anon, the night's still young. And it's Friday!"

 

A. League date.

B. Explore the University town

C. Text Pinkie for Greek escapades.

 

>You actually had no idea that this plaza was out here.

>Frozen yogurt, boba, more restaurants and a movie theater!

>You go to froyo, and you barely constrain yourself, and end up spending $6 on a cup of yogurt, mochi, and CT crunch.

>You take a bite. Totally worth it.

Real talk, cereal and ice cream. Pure sex. Try it one day.

>After spooning some over to Twilight, she picks up a mango boba tea and shares it with you.

>You guys decide to hit up the movie theater.

>Since I'm too lazy to figure out what's currently in theaters to make this seem more realistic, you two decide to watch some movie that I will care not to describe to you.

>In any case, you finish up your froyo and get some popcorn.

>Since most people are out partying on Friday nights, the theater is relatively empty.

>And of course, you sit in the back.

>Twilight tries the old tricks of the trade on you.

>Holding your hand, leaning into you, sighing contently.

>Also, don't forget the most important trick.

>Not watching the movie.

 

A. Reciprocate.

B. Watch the movie.

C. Tell her to stop.

 

>If only you had watched the movie.

You would've gotten the most nonchalant BJ ever.

now you're just gonna have to settle for a normal one.

>You start to tease her back. You squeeze her hand when she reaches for yours.

>You lift up the arm rest to get her closer to you, and you kiss her when she turns to you.

>During this soft and short kiss, you guide her hand up your thigh to the magic stick.

>You're the love doctor.

>You're gonna have her friends teasing her about how sprung you got her.

>You're gonna take Twilight to the Candy Shop.

>And you're gonna get rich or die trying.

>You feel her hand along the ridge of your pants now.

>Best part is, you're not even guiding her there anymore.

>You reassure her by telling here there's pretty much nobody in the theater.

>And it's loud enough for her not to have to try to mask anything.

>After a couple kisses or so, she's stroking it with her hand.

>You give her a better angle at it, unzipping your pants and exposing Little Anon to the atmosphere.

>You get a handful of popcorn and eat it, as you watch Twilight rub-a-dub-dick.

"Mmgh... Anon, this is so hot~"

Remember what I said about the ~

>She bends down and starts to kiss the tip, before slowly engulfing it down.

>And by engulf, I meant like...

>Not a lot. Maybe an inch or so.

"Sorry... it's my first time~"

>Unf. Of course.

>You let her feebly attempt to please you orally.

>Buuut... y'know. Can't complain. BJ is a BJ. Unless it's AJ.

>Fuck you, Anon. Punday is not today.

>She's trying to take it a little deeper, as you feel her warm breath against you.

>She's letting out heavy, bated gasps in between her dives.

>She's trying so hard...

>All just to please you. The guy she really loves.

>How nice.

>You stroke her hair tenderly...

>AND NUT IN THAT BITCH'S MOUTH.

 

 

End of Day 5.

Day 5 Summary

Went back to third base

Met Zecora, Luna, and Discord

Impressed Celestia

Got a dorm puppy!

Gains, ineffective because I forgot to protein.

Dash healing ~40%