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Canter U: Day 49 Sunday [Sweet Dreams]

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  1. Welcome to Canterlot Univeristy: 48 Hours Remain Edition.
  2.  
  3. The Ten Commandments so far:
  4. http://pastebin.com/TMRP9RLM
  5. http://pastebin.com/u/OPtimisticAnon
  6.  
  7. >48 hours remain?
  8. >Lol no
  9. >You're currently asleep at this hour.
  10. >Cuddled up against...
  11. >Some colorful and strawberry scented breathing pillow.
  12. >In that pillow's bed...
  13. >In that pillow's room...
  14. >Is the doormat in here too?
  15. >Eh, whatever... you don't care.
  16. >She feels good.
  17. >Now... how many hours remain?
  18. >The futuristic dream clock says its dumb o'clock.
  19. >Stupid dream clock.
  20. >You're skipping along a brick road with a large strawberry.
  21. >It's a decently cold day.
  22. >Perfect for soup.
  23. "Hey Anon! Betcha can't beat me to the end of the road!"
  24. >The strawberry takes off.
  25.  
  26. A. chase after the strawberry
  27. B. eat the strawberry.
  28. C. run the opposite way.
  29.  
  30. [spoiler]Eating break. Take this time to get situated.
  31.  
  32. >You put on your running shoes and dance the blues.
  33. >David Bowie smiles upon you, lighting the way.
  34. >There are 40 cans of Crush soda that line your path.
  35. >Rollin' around at the speed of sound, got places to go.
  36. >Gotta follow my strawberry!
  37. >After a kickflip and a loop, you've caught up to the strawberry!
  38. >Finally, time to-
  39. >Your leg shifts.
  40. >Then your chest.
  41. >Now you're just kinda hittin' dat young Dougie Fresh over here.
  42. >Shining Armor would be proud of your Cali based soigue.
  43. >That's French for swag.
  44. >But... the stirring!
  45. >It wakes you up!
  46. "Mmmgh..."
  47. >Dash stirs in front of you...
  48. >It's still pretty dark, thanks to the blinds.
  49. >But the digital red lines in the distance say a blurry 9:30.
  50. >Looks like you can get out of bed without Dash waking up.
  51. >Your stealth stat is high enough.
  52.  
  53. A. Get up.
  54. B. wake Rainbow up
  55. C. Go back to sleep.
  56.  
  57. >Fuck it. Sleepy time.
  58. >Real clock turns into dream clock.
  59. >It's bitch o'clock right now.
  60. >Perfect time for television!
  61. >Wonder what's on TV in the dream world.
  62. >Lol, look at that little kid in a purple shirt falling off a cliff.
  63. >He's falling fast.
  64. >And it doesn't look like he's in control of himself.
  65. >It's because he doesn't work out his core.
  66. >You need abs to have body control.
  67. >Duh.
  68. >He's still falling!
  69. >Damn, he's good.
  70. >Where's the ground?
  71.  
  72. A. walk to the falling person
  73. B. find the strawberry
  74. C. wake up
  75.  
  76. >You'd love to see someone die in a dream!
  77. >Should be awesome.
  78. >You take one step towards the cliff.
  79. >And you step on nothing.
  80. >Now you're falling!
  81. >Sweet.
  82. >You're a good girl.
  83. >You love your momma.
  84. >You love Jesus.
  85. >And America too.
  86. >AND YOU'RE FREE!!!
  87. >Free fallin'!
  88. >You needle yourself so that you can catch up to the falling kid.
  89. >It's... Spike?
  90. >Haven't seen that nigga in ages.
  91. "Hey... I guess you're my roommate? I'm Spike."
  92. >Can you ignore your girth?
  93. >You fist Spike in mid air.
  94. >Mid air fisting.
  95. >Never thought you'd see the day.
  96. >Or the ground.
  97. >You hit the
  98. >Bed!
  99. >You're awake now...
  100. >And somehow, Rainbow's become the big spoon.
  101. >It's a blurry 10:00...
  102. "Hey... Anon? You awake?"
  103. >You are now.
  104.  
  105. A. stay in bed
  106. B. start the day
  107. C. go back to your room
  108.  
  109. >While in bed, you and Dash continue your spooning and talk about high school days.
  110. >How it was so much easier.
  111. >How it was a huge waste of time.
  112. >The fun shenanigans you got into with your friends.
  113. >Oh crap... you're gonna see them all again soon, aren't you?
  114. >Like... Anon, anon, and... anon... oh yeah, and Femanon!
  115. >You close your eyes for a bit.
  116. >You see them all coming back.
  117. >Every one of them.
  118. >It's good to see everyone coming back to you...
  119. >And they all give you high fives and bro hugs.
  120. >Almost... as if they didn't skip a beat.
  121. >Almost as if you never left.
  122. [spoiler]I'm talking about you guys. ;~; Thanks for staying with me and coming back.[/spoiler]
  123. [spoiler]Real talk, yesternight was boring and empty as fuck, so expect melodrama.[/spoiler]
  124. >Dash hits you on the arm.
  125. "Jeez, Anon... you're a real softie."
  126. >She giggles as you kiss her on the cheek.
  127. >Oh fuck, big mistake.
  128. >How's the morning breath?
  129. >According to Dash's face... unnoticeable.
  130. >Or... maybe she's just being nice.
  131.  
  132. A. start the day
  133. B. help Dash pack
  134. C. Go back to your room.
  135.  
  136. >Why would you help Dash pack?
  137. >For feels?
  138. >You want feels, huh, is that it?
  139. [spoiler]Ask SB.[/spoiler]
  140. >Yeah, that's right you dumb whore.
  141. >Whore feels for your whore mouth.
  142. >Take it.
  143. >Take it all.
  144. >Take all the feels you selfish asshat.
  145.  
  146. >You get out of bed.
  147. >Rainbow follows you, her bag still on the floor next to her.
  148. >Looks like she's done most of her packing.
  149. >Everything in her bag, you've seen her wear one time or another.
  150. >You open her closet.
  151. >There's something you haven't seen her wear before.
  152. >A light blue strapless dress, covered in a plastic sheet to protect from damage.
  153. >Wonder what Rainbow looks like in a dress.
  154. >Chills.
  155. "H-hey! What are you doing?"
  156. >Just trying to dress her with your eyes.
  157. >Usually, you're trying to do the opposite.
  158. >Dash blushes, quickly snatching the dress and neatly stuffing it into her bag.
  159. >There's... one last thing hanging in her closet.
  160. >A royal blue soccer jersey.
  161. >With her name and number on the back in gold.
  162. >You take it out and look at it.
  163. >Dash comes right beside you and smiles bitterly at it.
  164. "I... I have to return this today."
  165. >Dash frowns immediately, and you do an equal frown.
  166.  
  167. A. cheer her up.
  168. B. ask for her to stay
  169. C. leave the room.
  170.  
  171. >You put down the jersey and hug her.
  172. >She'll be wearing the same color at UCLA anyways.
  173. >She smirks and hugs you tighter.
  174. "Gee, thanks, Anon."
  175. >You let her go and she looks at the jersey one last time.
  176. "This... this is it, isn't it?"
  177. >What's it?
  178. "This is... goodbye?"
  179. >Pff... no! Remember, party tonight!
  180. "But... they want me at UCLA by 12 PM on Monday."
  181. >What's the harm in staying up late?
  182. >Does the train/plane/bus/coyote leave early?
  183. >She nods...
  184. >Well... hopefully you won't go too hard tonight.
  185. >Now... back to your room.
  186.  
  187. >Spike's not in right now.
  188. >But your room is just as you left it.
  189. >Nothing new...
  190. >Just a slight mess.
  191.  
  192. A. breakfast
  193. B. pack up
  194. C. vidya
  195.  
  196. >You're coming back here next quarter... right?
  197. >There can be a few things you can leave.
  198. >Actually?
  199. >Hold up, yeah, you need to pack up everything.
  200. >V-neck.
  201. >Jeans.
  202. >Hoodie.
  203. >V-neck.
  204. >Jeans.
  205. >Pillow case.
  206. >Laptop?
  207. >No... you might need it later.
  208. >Wow... you're actually all done.
  209.  
  210. A. vidya
  211. B. food
  212. C. start the party.
  213.  
  214. >Thank you guys for being sensitive to my life schedule.
  215. >Time to party!
  216. >You head outside of the room.
  217. >And... skip a couple few hours or so.
  218. >Pinkie should be setting up right now, right?
  219. "Heya Nonny!"
  220. >I've been writing random convenient Pinkie so many times, you think you'd have figured it out by now.
  221. "Wanna help me out?"
  222. >Hopefully she doesn't need too much help setting up.
  223. >Looks like she's going lazy with the decorations.
  224. "No, I just haven't started yet!"
  225. >The lobby's actually the same... no food, no drinks, no music... no fun.
  226. >Are you guys having food?
  227. "Yup!"
  228. >Drinks?
  229. "Yuparoonie!"
  230. >No... like "drinks"...
  231. "Oh... we... um... I think the RA won't let us! What a party pooper, right?"
  232. >Plus, he's probably the only one who could probably buy drinks.
  233. "So whaddya wanna do, Nonny?"
  234.  
  235. A. Find Shining Armor
  236. B. Buy some food.
  237. C. Decorations.
  238.  
  239. "Alrighty! You got it! Here's money."
  240. >Pinkie pulls some money from behind your ears.
  241. >It's actually a decent amount of money.
  242. "We're gonna need chips, dip, and... uh, whatever you want! I'll be backing something, so just work around me, 'kay?"
  243. >Um... uh.
  244. >Good thing she trusts your sense of culinary judgement.
  245.  
  246. >You head down to the campus store.
  247. >Is that... Spike?
  248. >He's got a Monster in his hand.
  249. >And... he looks shorter.
  250. >And he's squinting.
  251. >Eh... food first.
  252. >Chips, guacamole.
  253. >Mini sandwiches.
  254. >All sorts of microwaveable magic.
  255. >Fuck, how to into host party?
  256. >Alright... that's everything.
  257.  
  258. A. Spike
  259. B. Pay and leave
  260. C. Attempt to steal (dubs)
  261.  
  262. >Spike, huh?
  263. "Oh... hey, um... Aaron, right?"
  264. >Anon. Come on, it's been like... a week.
  265. >Where the hell has he been?
  266. "I dropped out, Anon. School isn't worth it. The Fields of Justice are my calling. I am a summoner."
  267. >If this guy didn't look like a little kid, you might have hit him for saying something that autistic.
  268. "Yeah, yeah... how's it going?"
  269. >Other than fucking Rarity, it's fantastic.
  270. "Rarity?"
  271. >The cogs don't click in his mind.
  272. >You see his right middle finger tapping impatiently against his Monster can.
  273. >He shakes his head.
  274. >Wow... what the hell happened to him?
  275. >He used to be so full of [spoiler]shit[/spoiler]
  276. "I'm... in diamond now. Diamond 1."
  277. >Well, that's nice.
  278. >He should come to the dorm party! It's going to be real fun.
  279. "I... I've got matches to play."
  280. >The cashier rings him up.
  281. >The adjacent cashier rings you up as well.
  282. "Well... I guess I'll see you around."
  283.  
  284. A. make him go to the party
  285. B. follow him
  286. C. let him go
  287.  
  288. >There's no convincing him.
  289. >If that's what he wants to do... that's okay.
  290. >A real friend would support him through his decision.
  291. >But... your Lulu game has been really sloppy as of late.
  292. >And Thresh keeps getting banned.
  293. >So... no supporting Spike.
  294. >... you chose A?
  295. >Oh.
  296. >C'mere faggot, you're coming.
  297. >You grab Spike by his left arm and drag him forcefully to the party.
  298.  
  299. "Look what the non dragged in! It's Spike!"
  300. >Pinkie wraps Spike in one of those hugs.
  301. "Spikey-Wikey's here?"
  302. >Rarity opens the door and joins the hug.
  303. >The door opens behind you, as you set your foodstuffs down on the table.
  304. "Howdy everybody! Hope y'all like apples!"
  305. >Not just Applejack, but the whole Apple family.
  306. >Applejack, Applebloom, and Royale with Cheese.
  307. >So many people are coming...
  308. >Only wonder how cool is Shining Armor with all of this.
  309.  
  310. A. start eating.
  311. B. socialize (specify)
  312. C. fun things
  313.  
  314. Phone invites (4)
  315. http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ
  316.  
  317. Vinyl (party): You know i'm there, dude. I'll bring Tavi!
  318. Colgate (party): Sure? Redheart and I are just finishing packing up.
  319. Vinyl: nvm... no Tavi.
  320. >Of course.
  321. >Vibration in your hand.
  322. Vinyl: Lyra's coming!
  323.  
  324. >In a matter of minutes, DJ's throwing out bass while you returning her midrange.
  325. >OH BABY YOUUUUUU
  326. >GOT WHAT I NEEEED.
  327. >Biz on a marquee.
  328. >Is Applebloom enjoying the party?
  329. "Eeyup! Ah cain't wait tah go tah college next year."
  330. >You try not to remind her of the possible financial issue that could arise in the future.
  331. >Because crushing dreams is an evil thing to do.
  332. >Anal sex on the other hand?
  333. >You have a policy on that.
  334. >Only if she asks for it.
  335. >Everyone from your hall is enjoying the party.
  336. >People dippin into your guac.
  337. >Twilight and Fluttershy are actually letting loose.
  338. >And... so is Rarity.
  339. >Lyra's dancing and jumping around next to Colgate, as Vinyl switches tracks.
  340. >Where the hell did Spike go?
  341. "I can't believe we're having this much fun without alcohol!"
  342. >Pinkie scoots next to you and bumps you with her hip.
  343.  
  344. A. Find Shining Armor
  345. B. Find Spike
  346. C. Find Rainbow
  347. D. Socialize (specify)
  348.  
  349. >Gotta find Rainbow.
  350. >This is her last day at CanterU...
  351. >Might as well make it memorable.
  352. >You check the couch... and the doormat on the couch.
  353. "Rainbow? I haven't seen her since this morning!"
  354. >Fluttershy hands you her ID card for you to check the girls hall.
  355. >Swiping your way through two doors, you're in Fluttershy's room.
  356. >Both of the rooms are fairly clean, and Dash's bag is still on the floor, zipped up nice and tight.
  357. >She's not in here, but her bag is.
  358. >She hasn't left yet.
  359. >Time to search...
  360. >Wait... phones.
  361. >Duh.
  362. >You shoot her a text.
  363. Rainbow Dash (where are you): rooftop, you coming?
  364.  
  365. A. rooftop
  366. B. tell her to come back down
  367. C. stay inside
  368.  
  369. >Yep, up to the roof.
  370. >Now... how to get up there?
  371. Rainbow Dash (how): I climbed. don't tell me you cant. :P
  372. >Well, here we go.
  373. >Good thing you're not... too high off the ground.
  374. >Or drunk.
  375. >Maybe either of those two could help your situation out.
  376. >You open the window, feeling your back pocket vibrate.
  377. Rainbow Dash: There's a ladder out back. :P
  378. >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
  379.  
  380. >It's starting to get dark now.
  381. >The moon's supposed to be fullish or whatever.
  382. >Moons work differently here.
  383. >Dash helps you up the ladder.
  384. "I didn't think you'd actually try it!"
  385. >Gotta admit... if you wanted that final introspective scene with Rainbow...
  386. >You woulda written it on a soccer field.
  387. >With her pensively shooting penalties, as she questions the purpose of everything and anything she does.
  388. >And, when she comes to her realization, she smiles and hugs you.
  389. >But nope, marketing ran low on budget, so we had to make cuts to the writing department.
  390. >So it's just you and Dash on the roof.
  391. "And... Jack."
  392. >Applejack?
  393. "Daniels."
  394. >Leave it to Dash to have liquor on her.
  395. >If she got caught with this, this could ruin her athletic credibility.
  396. >Are you getting an idea?
  397.  
  398. A. Continue to talk
  399. B. Push her off the roof
  400. C. Take "memorabilia" pictures to use for blackmail.
  401.  
  402.  
  403. >You take a quick swig, and she follows up with her own.
  404. "Remember how we met, Anon?"
  405. >Yeah, she said she wasn't looking for anything serious.
  406. >The days calling her Clowncunt and Rainbro.
  407. >The days of brotein, and post class workouts.
  408. "Hey, I actually liked Rainbro. It was cute."
  409. >Does she remember when she fucked up her ankle?
  410. "Yeah... and you were always there to help me out."
  411. >You shrug. Ankle injuries are your professional fetish.
  412. "Th-thanks..."
  413. >A silence follows.
  414. >One that kind of just lags on for a while, as you two sit, backs leaned against a wall, leaning on each other, watching for the moon.
  415. >Thumps of bass can be heard faintly from downstairs.
  416. >Other than the 130 beats per minute, it's silence between you and her.
  417. >You've had this silence before.
  418. >And it's inevitble to prolong it.
  419. >You know what she's thinking.
  420. >Dash and Anon.
  421. >It WILL end.
  422. >Long distance relationships won't work out so well.
  423. >You came to that conclusion with Fem.
  424. >Luckily, you tied up your loose ends with her.
  425. >The silence ensues.
  426.  
  427. A. suggest ending the relationship
  428. B. suggest continuing the relationship
  429. C. sit in silence.
  430.  
  431. >Dash remembers Fem, right?
  432. "Fem?"
  433. >Femanon, your uh... ex-girlfriend, from high school."
  434. >She doesn't quite remember.
  435. >The one that was here like a week or two ago.
  436. "Oh, right, right... her."
  437. >You tell her what's on your mind.
  438. >That what you went through last summer.
  439. >Ending something that was good.
  440. >It was one of the hardest things to do so far.
  441. "Are... you saying that we should... end this?"
  442. >No... not like that at all.
  443. >It's just...
  444. >If you cut it off, there's bound to be some feeling still left.
  445. >Missing what's in absence in your life.
  446. >There are times when that residual feeling comes back to bite you.
  447. >But... all you have left to go back on are memories.
  448. >But if you two can stay together.
  449. >There's nothing really limiting you other than space.
  450. "You want us... to keep going?"
  451. >You nod, and she smiles, hugging you.
  452. "Is it really going to work?"
  453. >No point in not trying.
  454. >Plus... it's not like the distance is gonna kill you.
  455. >UCLA's a train ride away.
  456. >And the time?
  457. >It's only gonna make it sweeter.
  458. >The next time you see each other again.
  459.  
  460. >And who knows? It might be sooner than you'd expect.
  461. >Who knows what lies in your future.
  462. >In Dash's future.
  463. >In the world's future.
  464. >Just one big writefag upstairs running the whole show for you.
  465. >And you're just enjoying the script you've been given.
  466. >The role you were destined to play.
  467. >What ever lines you were given? Make the most of them.
  468. >What ever backstory you were set up with? Make it define you.
  469. >Play your role.
  470. >Rainbow certainly has her own.
  471. >And hopefully, administration upstairs has plans for you two to meet again.
  472. [spoiler]No, I'm not implying that I'm God.[/spoiler]
  473. "I'm headed back down to snag some snacks... I'll be right back."
  474. >Dash headhugs you, stands up slowly and decends the ladder cautiously.
  475. >Leaving you alone on the roof.
  476. >You know your all of your friends are down there.
  477. >The people who have been practically a second family to you for the past 50 days.
  478. >Through clingy encounters, and persistent drama.
  479. >Through the endless games and fun you all shared.
  480. >And... it's time to say goodbye to them.
  481. >Next to a beautiful indigo sky, silver light painting the clouds and the floor around you.
  482. >While the bass and chatter evaporates its way through the concrete floor beneath you, the moon seems to beckon to you.
  483. >As if to say something.
  484. >She's been up there, lighting up the sky this whole time.
  485. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrL_F6tnT4
  486.  
  487. End Day 49
  488.  
  489. [spoiler]Is it wrong that I'm almost crying?