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Canter U: Day 48 Saturday [Packing Up]

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  1. Welcome back to Canterlot University: Psych Final Edition!
  2. Anon has a psych final today! Don't fuck up.
  3.  
  4. The supplemental homework so far:
  5. http://pastebin.com/bwVk7KKx
  6. http://pastebin.com/u/OPtimisticAnon
  7.  
  8. >Alarm clock already?
  9. >God dammit.
  10. >Just a few more minutes?
  11. >The snooze button... seems to be in a different place than usual.
  12. >Oh well, at least you can head back to that cool dream that you were having.
  13. >Something about sex on a roller coaster.
  14. >And... there were a few people there.
  15. >You enter the dream world slowly.
  16. >There's the roller coaster.
  17. >Now... who was it that you were having sex with?
  18. >Some girl...
  19. >Had Rarity's ass, Rainbow's legs, Applejack's core, Pinkie's mouth, Fluttershy's tits, and Twilight's... uh... brain?
  20. >Hey, who's not to say you two didn't get to know each other?
  21. >Anyway, sex on a roller coaster.
  22. >Now you just gotta find the girl.
  23. >A sense of purpose?
  24. >Lucid dream state unlocked!
  25. >Time for sum fuk.
  26. >Where to look first?
  27.  
  28. A. Ferris wheel.
  29. B. Roller coaster entrance.
  30. C. Park entrance.
  31. D. Food Stand.
  32.  
  33. >The Ferris Wheel?
  34. >You serious?
  35. >Ferris?
  36. >Well, it must be your day off, Bueller.
  37. >You walk up to the line.
  38. >So many people!
  39. >You're not gonna find that girl.
  40. >None of them look familiar.
  41. >Hell, they're all dudes.
  42. >You look away for a second, then turn back around.
  43. >They're gone!
  44. "Hey you! You're getting on this Ferris wheel!"
  45. >Well, you were standing in line.
  46. "Hurry up! What are you waiting for? Everyone's waiting!"
  47. >You turn around seeing all the people behind you now.
  48. >They push you onto the Ferris wheel.
  49. >Maybe you'll have a better vantage point from the top.
  50.  
  51. >Nope.
  52. >Absolutely nothing from up here.
  53. >Not even a floor.
  54. >Just a sky... and some clouds.
  55. >The Ferris Wheel stops.
  56. >You wait for a while.
  57. >It doesn't start back up again.
  58.  
  59. A. Jump off
  60. B. Wait for a bit
  61. C. Try to force, /x/ style. (dubs)
  62.  
  63. >This ride... it never ends!
  64. >How can you get off?
  65. >The ride never ends, and you're not getting off.
  66. >There's only one way to end the ride.
  67. >You stand up on your chair.
  68. >Goodbye cruel dream world!
  69. >You take one step off.
  70. >And... you're floating.
  71. >Sweet, this is awesome.
  72. >Oh, here comes the drop.
  73. >Visualized dubstep blows by you and you fall to the floo-
  74. >Bed.
  75. >Pillow...
  76. >Oh shit, what time is it?
  77. >11:15.
  78. >What time's the test?
  79. >Noon, right?
  80. >Sure hope so.
  81. >Your phone vibrates.
  82. Pinkie: Yup, noon! You ready?
  83. >You send her a text back.
  84. >Whether you said yes or no, that doesn't really matter.
  85. >What matters is your last choice of what to do before your psych final.
  86.  
  87. A. Study
  88. B. shower
  89. C. breakfast
  90.  
  91. >It's breakfast time.
  92. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYtkOep2Snk
  93. >Eggs...
  94. >Yeah, it's time for some protein.
  95. >You shuff your hair to make sure you look presentable...
  96. >In case you run into someone out in the lobby.
  97. >Spike's not in his bed.
  98. >Damn, you haven't seen him all week!
  99. >He must be really banging those finals out.
  100. >Now you're in the lobby!
  101. >Now... there's time for the most important decision.
  102. >You can make this decision while I finish eating!
  103.  
  104. A. Eggs over easy
  105. B. Scrambled eggs
  106. C. Ham and cheese omelette
  107.  
  108. [spoiler]This isn't a facetious choice. This is a real test.
  109. Depending on the way you cook your eggs in the morning can be entirely indicative of how the rest of your morning plays out.
  110. Do you want something easy made or something super delecious?
  111.  
  112. >Omelette.
  113. [spoiler]Supplemental watching.
  114. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9d2iHIBsI[/spoiler]
  115. >You spray the pan with some nonstick magic.
  116. >That way you wont have some crusty ass egg on the pan.
  117. >You turn to a high heat.
  118. >You don't have much time left!
  119. >You get to cooking, adding your miscellaneous ingredients in.
  120. >Ham, cheese, and garlic salt.
  121. >You figure it's been cooking long enough so it's time to get on with this god damn story and finally make some progress.
  122. [spoiler]>Sorry for being kill for so long.
  123. >After I ate I got wrapped up in a lot of shit.[/spoiler]
  124. >Speaking of wrapping up, you need to fold your omelette!
  125. >But, it's baked on!
  126. >You scrape what's capable of flipping and flip it quickly on top of your ham.
  127. >Shabby job, Anon.
  128.  
  129. >It tastes... decent, despite not looking great.
  130. >Some chunks of egg didn't get eaten simultaneously with the meat on the inside.
  131. >The cheese got baked on into the egg.
  132. >You didn't put enough to make a difference either.
  133. "Heya Nonny! How's breakfast?"
  134. >Pinkie pops out of the hall, with a bag slung over her back, dressed in a cute pink cardigan and so-
  135. >Lol what I know nothing about female fashion.
  136. >Jeans, idk lel
  137. >Egh... gotta get to the test.
  138.  
  139. (1/x)
  140.  
  141.  
  142. "Anon, it's been an absolute pleasure having you in my class."
  143. >You shake Dr. Discord's hand as you hand him your scantron.
  144. >You're gonna miss this class.
  145. >Simple as the days are long.
  146. >He gives you a shifty smile as you exit the door.
  147. >Pinkie follows you out the door.
  148. >Wonder how Pinko felt about the whole test?
  149. "Wowie Zowie, my brain went plowie!"
  150. >Where have you heard that before?
  151. >Well, it wasnt all that bad... despite feeling really sad about how the omelette turned out.
  152. >At least you feel pretty awake right now.
  153. "Come here, Nonny!"
  154. >Pinkie gets you in a surprise hug.
  155. >She smells like cotton candy.
  156. "We're done with finals! Now you can go take a shower!"
  157. >So... she's not attracted to your natural musk?
  158. >You two start heading back to the dorms.
  159. >You're seeing a few people with their bags, all packed up and leaving.
  160. >You check your phone...
  161. >3 PM.
  162.  
  163. A. gym
  164. B. study
  165. C. vidya
  166. D. pack up
  167. E. girls hall
  168.  
  169. >The walk's actually fine.
  170. >The weather's a decent 70 degrees.
  171. >Celcius.
  172. >And it's a nice shine outside.
  173. >The sun's not quite down and there's a couple clouds in the sky.
  174. >Two chatting guys pass by, wheeling roller suitcases, talking about how they're gonna stay in touch over the summer.
  175. >Seems like they've made good with each other.
  176. >Whoever the fuck these filler characters are.
  177.  
  178. >You enter the lobby, following Pinkie as she swipes you through the main entrance, and the lobby entrance.
  179. >She yawns and heads back to her room, and you get a nice view of her ass.
  180. >She looks back at you and giggles.
  181. >Now... who to bother first?
  182.  
  183. A. Pinkie's room
  184. B. Rainbow/Fluttershy
  185. C. Rarity/Twilight
  186. D. Shower room
  187. E. Abort.
  188.  
  189. >You knock on Rainbow's door.
  190. >Hopefully it's Rainbow Dash that answers.
  191. "Hold on, Fluts... I'll be there in a sec."
  192. >Yep, that's Rainbow Dash.
  193. "Anon? That you?"
  194. >Rainbow opens the door...
  195. >Just the sight of her was enough to get you to smile.
  196. >She hugs you and pulls you in.
  197. "Hey you... how was your psych final?"
  198. >Nothing big. Pretty straight forward.
  199. >Looks like you interrupted her.
  200. >She's... packing up.
  201. "Y-yeah... I'm not even sure if I can stay for tomorrow's party."
  202. >The mood changed from sweet to bitter.
  203. >She has to stay... just for one more gathering with her friends?
  204. "I-I don't know... I'll have to see if I can."
  205. >She sits down on her bed, and you automatically plop next to her.
  206. >She leans on you and sighs.
  207. >Something's on her mind, and you wrap an arm around her, giving her head access to your chest.
  208. >She needs you right now.
  209. "Anon... this is big for me. I just... don't wanna leave."
  210. >There's no convincing her to stay. You couldn't let Dash do that.
  211. >No matter how much you tell her you love her.
  212. >No matter how good her friends are here.
  213. >No matter how much she wants to stay.
  214. >Lips press against each other, telling you that she wants to stay.
  215.  
  216. >Clothes, strewn about the floor.
  217. >Hair, ruffled and messy.
  218. >Heartrate, escalating.
  219. >You take the lead.
  220. >It's about time you've been the lead in this relationship.
  221. >Dash has put in so much work to satisfy you.
  222. >Now it's her turn.
  223. >She needs you right now.
  224. >She lovingly wraps her legs around you.
  225. >Smiling, she kisses you as you lower yourself down to her level.
  226. >You slide your length inside of her slowly, as you see the glow grow in her eyes.
  227. >Each inch deeper feels better than the last.
  228. >There's no need for vigor.
  229. >No need for force.
  230. >Now's the time to show her that you feel the same way she does.
  231. >She winces, almost like this is the first time you two have ever known each other like this.
  232. >The first time you've seen each other in this light.
  233. >This moment... sheer bliss.
  234. >Magic.
  235. >A moment in time that the both of you wish could last forever.
  236.  
  237. >You lay under her covers, arm wrapped around her.
  238. >Body temperature, decreasing.
  239. >Breathing rate, decreasing.
  240. "Anon?"
  241. >Yes?
  242. >Rainbow Dash turns around to face you, breaking the symmetry of the classic spooning.
  243. "Are... we going to stay together?"
  244. >You take in a deep breath.
  245. >Strawberries.
  246. >This situation is all too familiar.
  247. >The memories come rushing back to you.
  248. >A tsunami of strawberry scented images blow through your mind.
  249. >Your girlfriend.
  250. >Someone you really care about and love.
  251. >Someone who's feelings are absolutely mutual.
  252. >She's leaving for UCLA.
  253. >First Femanon...
  254. >Now Rainbow Dash.
  255. >You answer her question with a comforting kiss to the forehead...
  256. >Like you did with Fem, that summer.
  257.  
  258. >The look on Rainbow's face, expecting the best.
  259. >Optimistic about the future, but prepared for the worst.
  260. >You saw the same face in Femanon.
  261. >You didn't want to say no, and break her heart.
  262. >You didn't want to say yes, and string her on.
  263. >You just lied there with her, incapable of responding.
  264. >The hesitation, all too familiar.
  265. >Rainbow Dash smiles and snuggles into you, despite not having an answer.
  266. >The real question is...
  267. >Is it going to be different this time?
  268.  
  269. End Day 48
  270. Day 48 Summary
  271. Rainbow arc advanced.
  272. All other arcs closed.
  273. Finals completed.